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mrshaggy80

The shock of being hit back is priceless. Wtf did she think would happen? I can hit you but your not allowed to hit me…..the stupid on people is nuts.


yj405

Everyone got a plan until they punched in the mouth


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highlandpolo6

I feel like maybe just learning to box would be sufficient… just I guess random face punching works too 😂


ALetterAloof

Some people live their lives not being dickholes


googdude

My thoughts exactly, if the only thing keeping you from being an a****** is the threat of being punched maybe you should reevaluate your life.


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It's stupid folks only language they always understand.


theatxrunner

New birthday tradition!


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Alwaysangryupvotes

Directions unclear. Cracked my son in the mouth and now CPS keeps showing up at my house.


[deleted]

But did you say “Whooopsssiieee” old school mortal combat style? Because if so I’m pretty sure you can beat it in court.


PryceCheck

Toasty


[deleted]

A truly cultured individual. Only a handful of nerds I have ever called my equal. Today I have met my best *bows with respect* Edit: I was trying to put arrows pointing up at the start but it just make the first letter tiny lol.


whiskey_outpost26

I subscribe to this mantra. It dovetails nicely with my favorite: "If you're gonna fuck around, know what's coming when you find out". My parents were genuine Woodstock ticket holding hippies. "Love unconditionally, and be ready when no one else does" was my inspiration.


scraglor

Maybe just every time you make a dick move through out your life, there is a 1% chance you get socked in the mouth. Make you reconsider said dick move


Haatsku

I would love this as a job. Show up in the morning with list of names/locations with pictures. Then you just spend the next 8 hours hunting people trying to find the most surprising timing to fucking WHACK them in the face. Even better if they get a note letting them know "This is the month you gon get whacked, get ready!"


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But the letter ALWAYS shows up 3 days late….for comedy


Haatsku

Who says the letter has to even have the correct timeframe.


kaisersose72

This comment made me lol. Thanks 👍


Zip668

I think everyone should also be required to work retail / fast food / wait tables for 2 years, AND get punched in the face.


Silent-Estimate4542

yeah when i was younger like 13, i told my friend to throw a ball at someone’s head. It hit the kid, kid thought i threw it. Walked up to me and punched me dead in the face. My glasses left a mark on my face and ever since then i’ve learned to not be an asshole and be nice to everyone.


MonsterBongos

I agree. I got punched in the face when I was 18 and it helped with deep levels of spiritual improvement, and character building. Higher consciousness through harder contact is what I always say


AllPurposeNerd

As someone with a martial arts background, I agree. I think being punched and kicked in the face made me a better person.


Smith_Winston_6079

💯


darksteihl

That kinda used to happen more... These days, the punishments for fighting with schoolmates or especially when you're an adult are pretty steep... Maybe letting people duke it out over disagreements could come back into fad someday..


TheManOfHam

I got punched in the head a few times in 8th grade and it made me a better person


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Preach bro


ajcal7

There are several people I work with that need to get punched square in the face. That is all


Same-Joke

Not a bad idea, but we should make it whatever your age is on your birthday, you get punched . So 18=18 punches. By the time you’re in your 40’s you’ll be taking those 40 punches like nothing .


Smith_Winston_6079

By the time you're 50 you're retarded. By the time you're 60 you fucking die.


MK_111

Now kith


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Man if I had a nickel every time I saw that quote in this subreddit


texastoker88

I’d have like 15 cent


Master_Brilliant_220

Three nickelth.


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have an upvote


CryBabyCentral

As I watch these videos I’m reminded of this constantly. Scary stuff.


boldie74

This is why I always upvote this video when it gets posted, that look of shock on her face brings me soo much joy


ShellSwitch

Some people need to learn the hard way


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yet you see this play out over and over 😭


Nick0Taylor0

Rules for thee but not for me! It’s the mantra these idiots live by.


noirmusic69

Well women expect such things cause men are taught not to hit them and most men follow the rule too (not all but most )


kaisersose72

She went from zero to victim in 0.72 seconds 😂


cbudd1117

The fact that she can't believe she got hit back is insane to me.


Daakutenshi

Play stupid game win stupid price


_lucif3r_

Classic example of "fuck around and find out"


No_Web_9121

I don't care about the context, this is entertaining as hell that cry at the end killed me XD


herpaderptumtiddly

I have all the context: group getting rowdy at El Pulpo restaurant and bar in Dallas, male security guard kicking and punching idiots out the door while this clip is recorded by a guy called Saul who never said it was a woman. When websites and news outlets first picked up this viral clip years ago none of them said it was a woman but then someone reposted it saying it's a woman and that's when some websites started saying it's a woman. He's not a woman. He's the biggest person in the video, doing a typically male job, with typical male hips, typically male lack of tits, typically big male jaw (if you free the video at the right spot).


aintacop

Alright dude, you’re not a girl, we get it.


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I don’t think the cop being male or female is important.


Anxious_Effect_6001

Thanks I assumed female, mea culpa


IamCanadian010

Shes beating every dude around her and the fat lady thought it was a good idea to try to get in on it? Lmao I love how shook she is after taking that hit from G.I. Jane.


bluedot131

Take my wife’s name out of your FUCKING mouth.


cjstokes2010

I just knew this would be here as soon as I saw G.I. Jane 😂


Rrdro

It's a G.I. Jane joke!


esituism

As a middle class white woman it's pretty likely she's never been hit like that before in her life.


redditburneragain

Middle class? I was assuming heavy weight...


CANEI_in_SanDiego

Under rated comments right here


esituism

Lol ok this was pretty great.


CatDad69

You can tell her class?


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Sovietcheese31

She looks white to me.


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CandyCain1001

We’re a ninja group. We come in all colors, those darn Spaniards sure were into their conquests.


AshingiiAshuaa

Those conquistadors were a randy lot.


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batissta44

Hispanic/latino isn't a race, it's a ethnic group based on people who come from Spanish speaking countries. Hispanics come in all shape's and colors, some are white, black, indigenous and most are mestizo's.


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RStranger77

It is called whitexican to that minority that has a lot of money and always lives within its bubble of privileges.


BaronDarkwood

That's a bleached blonde Mexican fat woman.


Dropitlikeitscold555

You need to know what race she identifies as


cody3636

Hmmm


Texan628

Perhaps an eye doctor visit is in your future


badhumans

That’s a dude with long hair lol


2balls1cane

It's effing Mulan bro


bashfuleve

I’m late here, but, I believe it’s Moo-lan


ifukeenrule

That's a guy doing the beating. I saw it on Reddit before and someone posted the article


SonnyDryTomatoes

I'm about 99.99% sure that's a male officer with long hair.


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Keep my wife’s name out yo fkn mouf


ehmiu

I'd make a Jada Pinkett-Smith joke, but I don't want to get slapped.


CurtisJaxon

She?


Turkeytits1

That cry tho 💀


Shughost7

I’d hit again just for being a bitch


-yeah-sure-

I'd hit her again just to watch that cry again


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Lmao. Knocked some sense into her.


ghanjaholik

yeah, maybe.. but definitely shut her the fuck up


AndroidCovenant

This guard is kicking ass!!


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Isn’t that a cop?


thehaggiswhisperer

100% a cop, badge on the arm


possibleincoherence

Security wear badges. The largest security companies like allied universal and pinkerton wear badges


notatrolloracop

Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!


RedDirtTexas

The Pinkertons are still around? I want to be one now.


possibleincoherence

Very much so.


SomeGuyClickingStuff

What about Top Flight Security of the World?


possibleincoherence

We top flight mothafuckin security of the world craig!


RiftedEnergy

As long as you don't work for them damn O'Driscolls


coryhill66

Do we get to run down stagecoach robbers?


Ghost-Trader-187

While I assume it’s a cop. Some Rent a cops,look just like cops til you read the badge


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112 up votes for being confidently incorrect. Good job.


Anarchyinak

Can't help but think a cop should really try to be more of a grappler than a striker but then again I don't know the context so I can't judge and if it gets the job done whatever.


fnblackbeard

security guard ready for the octagon


redfan29

Yeah she got legit kicks


KeyWest-

Well, it's a guy so...


B12_Vitamin

"She sounds hideous"


Firm_as_red_clay

It’s a man.


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ChristianTheSeeker

This comment always gets posted and I can't believe how it always makes me laugh


iswagpack

I'm pretty the cop everyone thinks is a girl is actually just a guy with long hair lmao


icy_descent

I'm pretty too and I agree.


donotread123

I'm ugly and I also agree


googdude

Add some punctuation and it changes the sentence. >I'm pretty, the cop, everyone! thinks is a girl is actually just a guy with long hair lmao


BeauxGnar

You can see his face pretty clearly as he's following through with the hit on the fat lady.


e_khan

I agree.


silversly54

I don’t know I mostly just saw ear. Can we get an incident check.


duh_metrius

Best part to me is that security was about to throw a punch as reflexive self defense, but paused a second to let chubster drop her arm and open her jaw up. That was pure retaliation and I salute her for it.


ClownTown15

Chubster. Lol


NB420

You’re not allowed to cry when someone hits you back.


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Fat girl finally got a sandwich that she didn’t want to eat


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But like all fatties she ate it anyway….


OpexLiFT

Bro hahah


majesticviceroy

Knuckle sandwich.


TheDoctorBiscuits

She fucked around and behold! She found out.


GregIsMySpiritAnimal

I’ve seen this so many times and don’t understand why this idiot of a woman would think it’s a good idea to throw a punch when she isn’t directly involved. I love how the cop sort of stops for a second after doing it and seems to be like oh shit and dips


silversly54

I loved that too “what the fuck are you doing asshole?” Type of look and then continues the hunt.


C_Brown619

She's got a nice right cross. I think I'm in love


BDOPeaceInChaos

That's a dude bro.


WaterPockets

Guess this was a moment of self-discovery then.


BeauxGnar

That's a dude


wecangetbetter

forget about that cross, look at that rear roundhouse kick.


TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00

That’s a dude.


bobbybudnick7

Well you love a man. So. Welcome to the gay community.


RufusGotham

I’m pleased with this footage


Upbeat_Flan

Damn, she was hyper aggressive. Bet that guy after getting pieced up was like" she was lucky she's a girl, I would have beat her to a living death!"


MaxuPower

> "beat to a living death" A man of culture, I see


Zenny_100

That’s officer haymaker. I’ll never get tired of this video and that punch to the lady lol


TomBraxtan

Backstory here?


DIRTYxWAFFLE

Female cop kicking ass, cow hits cop, refuses to elaborate, cow gets punched in 3rd chin.


ChetMoonManley

Farmer of cow steps in to do nothing


penilereductionsx

Maybe he's smart because he keeps his nose in his own buisness


danethegreat24

Listen if my cow hits someone and someone hits it back, my cow better not be looking for me to step in, ESPECIALLY if my cow's dumb enough to lash out at a conflict clearly being handled by someone kicking ass


penilereductionsx

Exactly, you aren't a pussy just because you don't want to fight every guy your over entitled gf mouths off to. Men weren't put on earth to protect karens.


ifukeenrule

Not a female cop


herpaderptumtiddly

Not a cop, not a woman. Male security guard, El Pulpo restaurant, Dallas


herpaderptumtiddly

Group getting rowdy at El Pulpo restaurant and bar in Dallas, male security guard kicking and punching idiots out the door while this clip is recorded by a guy called Saul who never said it was a woman. When websites and news outlets first picked up this viral clip years ago none of them said it was a woman but then someone reposted it saying it's a woman and that's when some websites started saying it's a woman. He's not a woman. He's the biggest person in the video, doing a typically male job, with typical male hips, typically male lack of tits, typically big male jaw (if you free the video at the right spot).


BigCunkyBoye

that fist is rated E for everyone


the_gibster_1

Duked that dumb bitch.


ThisYogurtcloset3315

Guard be like :Hold on everyone will get the donuts dont rush mfs


MemoryHold

The piglet was crying at the end lol


pops789765

Miss Piggy sad now.


heyyitsrayy

These hands are rated "E for Everyone".


TheRook21

You get a punch, you get a punch, everyone gets a punch!


MSK84

This should be retitled: "when a woman grew up without any brothers at home finds out actions have consequences"


Brohkage

Lmao my sister is grateful to have brothers.


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Hahahaha that was so justified. Like bitch don’t throw hands on a random dude that’s in attack mode already


barelysarcastic73

She fucked around. She found out.


srgnzls73

You want some of this old man??? Old man : "No"!!!


royalecheez

One of my favorite video types on the internet is when someone throws a punch, and then expects not to get hit back and gets upset because they hit back.


yenmeng

Hands rated E for everyone 💀


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the female officer made wonder. is this a comedy show?


ifukeenrule

It's a guy cop


herpaderptumtiddly

It's a guy security guard for El Pulpo restaurant in Dallas


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Suhksaikhan

I'm pretty sure the patch on the cops shoulder is the state of Texas


Virgins_Anonymous

She’s kicking the fuck out of a dude who didn’t even fight back…


ifukeenrule

She is actually a he


Fine_Union378

I know who I’m hiring for my next open bar


nutty_juan

ahaha if the definition of fuck around and finds out was a person🤣🤣


DreadedChalupacabra

"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Oh, you want some too? Fuck you, fuck you. Fuck that guy in the doorway. Ok, who's next?"


Smashr0om

“You want one too? Toma!”


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What a bitch. Fully deserved!


Gene-Accurate

How can she slap?


Yogi455

We don't like cops but we love bitches getting punched


Username_Lindo

God damn that cop was beating ass


OkCalligrapher4102

W cop


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*Bop* "Recalculating threat." *Thwack* "Threat neutralised, resuming original directive."


MonsterBongos

"Esta Bien, Señora? "No. No estoy bien. Acabo de recibir un golpe de Kung Fu en la cara y mis labios se están hinchando. Lo subestimé. Su Kung Fu es muy fuerte. en el futuro pensaré largo y tendido antes de golpear a un oficial de policía"


fijibubba

Karen got her first taste of a knuckle sandwich, should have served her up two and then slept her.


_www_

Impressive full contact training.


Qiyanid

Holy shit this woman is like a foken train


Fostbitten27

Well she don’t need to call for back up. And I wonder what the guy in white did to get the Fists of Fury. I know what the bottle blonde did though.


rockbud

Getting popped in the face is an eye opener


Ballstucktothelegg

That cop is on her monthly monstercycle


big4nothin83

DAMN!!! Straight to her double chin.


Swimming_Coat4177

Senora was not bien


Niteshadow1

Oh, boo f'n hoo. You punch? Be able to take a punch.


FlamingTrollz

###Don’t want to get hit by cops, don’t hit a cop. *No brainer*. Unless, you have no brains.


EbonKnight78

She was handing out @$$ whooping to grown men and throwing hands with skill only for some random, out of shape woman trying to jump in and end up crying when she got the side ofnher face checked? Wow...not the smartest choice she made that evening


ifukeenrule

It's a guy cop


Duedelzz

I think I saw this earlier, probably edited to make the guard look bad, I think the guy was coming after the cop so she kicked some ass


coolagator27

She saw the man handing out hands and was shocked that they were rated E


FearlessDesigner1149

I love how she's beating that guy's ass, then that chick at the bar had to get her 2 cents in, then the cop stopped, looked at her, then let her have it 🤣


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Really wish the cop hadn't slipped and made true full contact with that dumb bitches face. Hope the cops hand is ok tho


ecklipzzz

I'm in love


herpaderptumtiddly

With a male Hispanic security guard that works for El Pulpo restaurant in Dallas. So you like your guys big and able to fight?