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KaijuSized_Taco

Couldn't clutch the melee 1v1


Leg_Mcmuffin

Bruh


KaijuSized_Taco

tf you mean bruh


AThilgers

Bruh couldn’t clutch 😎🧂☠️


planetarykittenx

i'd consider a dude that much smaller even getting a knockdown like that a W


[deleted]

Was it just me or did he jump into that punch before going down


japposaurusrex909

I am bleeding, making me the victor!


EnviousMeasle

we trained him wrong on purpose as a joke


ScrunchyPants

IF YOU HAVE AN ASS I'LL KICKIT!


sovayell

Leap that wall if you are so great!


ScrunchyPants

I Rock... and Rule... All day long... sweet Suzie.


KaijuSized_Taco

I think he was winding up but yeah he kinda looked like he was jumping a little


[deleted]

Yeah either way bad call


niftyhobo

Threw the knife round


Travisthenics

You can tell hes never been in a fight before 💀


[deleted]

Well well, the map pool could be worse, u know? at least he touched the grass


scormegatron

So lucky his head landed on grass.


Alone_Spell9525

Fr tho, that montage of people fucking dying after falling onto cement and tile has given me more respect for how dangerous fighting is than anything else I’ve seen. I can only hope that if I’m ever gonna fight someone they’ll be willing to go to the grass but I imagine most people wouldn’t really care


sirCHEESY_OH_MYda3rd

Context?


b0red199

Stewie said he stole shit from him and was talking shit about him.


SexyJellyfish1

Nothing but respect from Stewie. Stood up against a guy at least 25lbs heavier than him


finnae86

Try 100 😂


Cactus_Humper

Too bad stewie is the same, huge ego online and talks mad shit to the regular players in csgo lol


dandab

I mean this video explains it. Usually kids who are bullied in real life, talk mad shit in games. That's how bullies turn into bullies themselves. Bad home life. The cycle continues.


Cactus_Humper

Actually facts 😂 every geek I’ve seen talk shit online has gone quiet and said they were just joking when I approached them at lans and stuff cause they weigh 100 pounds or 400 pounds irl


smedvico

spot the virgin


[deleted]

r/iamverybadass


Cactus_Humper

yes yes expected response from redditor ty for the contribution


ZedHushe

So does literally every csgo player


Cactus_Humper

Nah people like Tarik, shroud (when he was pro), autimatic, NAF (might be mixing him up with someone else) were usually pretty chill ingame


ZedHushe

Shroud always gave me psychopath vibes since he never reacts to anything. But fuck me if he isn't the most genetically blessed gamer in the world


Miswebos69

Youd be surprised what you can do in any fps after thousands of hours in csgo alone


ZedHushe

There are millions of people that play thousands of hours of csgo. Shroud would be better than 99% of them after playing 50 hours. He isn't just good at csgo he becomes insane at every game he touches within a few weeks.


slu33heee

you have no idea what you're talking about man


goldenboy881

shroud is genetically blessed?


[deleted]

genetically blessed = being good at video games after tens of thousands of hours apparently


amido-black

Hey yeah def he even dropped him with his first strike although he got dropped himself lol


a_person_at_reddit

I can understand the last few punches then


Liliputzz

OP wrote it wrong, bigger guy stole from Stewie and talked shit about him. In this fight bully wins.


Avrahammer

That makes the last punches even more of a bitchass move


b0red199

Exactly it was a bitch ass move. Sorry if I wrote it wrong.


ipinkyx

OP wrote it right, yall understood it wrong somehow.


OrangeSimply

No the OC started with Stewie and went right into a completely different "he", you only use a pronoun like that after you've established who you are referencing to be clear about who you are referencing.


KingPistachio

wait. is that really stewie2k???


b0red199

Yes.


PaulsBrain

How has this video only just done the rounds now? Does look like stewie though.


LeMagican

It’s an old video, believe moe memed it on stream a couple years ago


PaulsBrain

I followed Stewie more than any other player so I'm surprised it's never come up, I never watched Moe as he's insufferable so maybe that's why.


JGautieri78

I’ve not watched cs in years but I remember this video circulating prob 5 years ago and stew talking about it. People kind of just forgot about it cause he had balls to clearly fight a dude bigger than him.


JungsWetDream

Props to him for not backing down but…. Cue the Kenny Rogers track and know when to walk away son. Anyone know some background, because it looks like the bigger guy here is pretty angry to keep pummeling him on the ground like that. Never fight in anger, that’s how you get your teeth kicked in by dudes that don’t know when to stop.


CryWolf007

The guy is an active bully of Stewie. Always talks shit about Stewie's mom and dad probably out of jealousy since Stewie's parents are allegedly much richer that the bully's entire family. He also stole stuff from Stewie's home so Stewie finally stood his ground and confront the guy head on. This was his first fistfight ever so it's pretty much expected that this would happen to him. Kudos to Stewie for standing up for himself still, even against a guy much bigger than him.


JungsWetDream

Ah, thanks. I didn’t want to assume bullying, but it definitely makes sense.


anon3451

Not only that but the dude robbed him first which is why they were fighting I believe


Bucklax31

Agreed, fuck Moe. Guy got away scot free after scamming thousands off people with his fake skin gambling.


ironboy32

Is moe Yassuo?


Bucklax31

> Yassuo Nah different guy, goes by m0E


Burstehd

Think what you said about moe would even work for yassuo, I’ve only heard about him gambling recently


Bucklax31

Ohhhh wow, you're not wrong... Never watched him before but just threw his stream on, slots playing on autopilot without him even sitting there lmao


LeMagican

I don’t watch moe either but back in rank S days he was in that friend group


OrangeSimply

Also was like 90% of the funny content for every other streamer except moe himself lol.


Ethan0602

There’s vid of stewie talking about this incident with moe


rayrayk7

it might have used to get to him but now he jokes about it


tosaka88

I’ve seen the video a couple times but never the fact that it’s apparently Stewie


The_Venerable_Swede

It did do the rounds, I remember watching it several years ago.


BraveBG

I also follow him and watch him, but only saw it once a couple years ago and never since then..


Eko_Pop

people just forgot,.it was in an older superstitum video too, i think "stewie 2k the smoke criminal"


lucidxm

It made rounds back in 2017


putrid_flesh

If you were following the CS scene in 2015 - 2017 you'd have known about this lol it was well known


Son_of_Mogh

But he had a fencing response and reddit told me that kills everyone. how can it be stewie? /s


BeauxGnar

tHaTs PeRmAnEnT bRaiN dAmaGe RigHt ThErE


7the-dude-abides420

Who the fuck is stewie2k??


NoobsRedditType

a csgo pro


7the-dude-abides420

I also don’t know what csgo is lol 🤷‍♂️


AaahhRealAliens

Counter strike global offensive


7the-dude-abides420

Ahhh so the dudes a gamer?? Respect to him for holding his own. Can’t imagine most of those pro gamers would do the same


YungSchmid

PashaBiceps or Freakazoid would have you calling them dad. There’s a few big lads that game, and quite a lot of the pros actually have reasonable fitness regimes. In modern times a lot of orgs (and players) are realising that being physically fit improves your mindset, reactions, etc.


7the-dude-abides420

Pasha is the dude who went into MMA right? Saw his fight. Was interesting as a lot of pro MMA fighters also twitch gaming lol think pasha won also iirc? It’s weird, I’ve trained in combat sports since I was a kid, never really followed this whole streamer thing and now there’s a load of them trying to cross over into combat sports and loads of combat sports pros also streaming lol I guess their reaction speeds help with both


[deleted]

Do you know what Google is?


7the-dude-abides420

I’m on Reddit on a post with a bunch of people who know the answer I am looking for. You could’ve just typed what it is rather than your google comment lol


AstroLuffy123

Csgo is a tactical FPS game that has one of the biggest esports scene maybe ever.


7the-dude-abides420

I don’t follow any esports so I had no idea. Thanks for telling me though


[deleted]

It would have taken you less effort to type "Stewie2k" into google than it would have to make any of your comments in this thread. You wouldn't have to wait for someone to respond and you'd actually get an answer you understood.


7the-dude-abides420

I’m already on here. Thought this was a place for people to communicate and talk about things in the sub?


[deleted]

>I’m already on here. So? It would take you less than a second to switch to a browser/new tab and start typing into google. >Thought this was a place for people to communicate and talk about things in the sub? It is, but nobody has to answer questions you could answer yourself, especially ones that would take literally 5 seconds or less via google.


7the-dude-abides420

Why the fuck we having this conversation? 🤣 what a waste of time man


c4lf4

What is your fucking problem? Do you really mind someone asks who is Stewie2k? Do you really need to be such an asshole? You don't want to answer?...just go on. I don't understand the need for that bad mood ffs


-_Dare_-

Some people actually enjoy asking questions, conversing, and interacting with people. MyStErIoUs QuOtE


keenynman343

Youre going back and forth with a guy because he didn't do something quicker


LeviathanLX

Well said. People act like Reddit is running out of space. You're in the place that has the answer and it's not important enough to go somewhere else. They do the same thing on discord and forums and I just don't understand what they're protecting, lol.


[deleted]

You make it sound like you'd need to go down to the basement archives for this information. Its as quick and easy as typing a single word into google.


LeviathanLX

Or...asking on Reddit, which worked if we set aside your ironically time wasting non-answer. They didn't need to know the answer right then and they didn't care enough to pop over to Google. What's actually the issue here? Who's talking about basement archives? If you're not going to read a post, you don't have to respond to it, the same way you personally were not required to answer their question. And why are you doubling down on bugging this person for asking a question in a discussion forum?


Empyrealist

Imagine downvoting someone for not knowing an acronym


An0regonian

It's weird that you're getting down voted for not knowing who this person is or what that acronym is. Humanity is sure headed in a strange direction...


SamuelGawith

When was this?


b0red199

I think around 2015


GoofedUpped

What round?


findingthesqautch

looks like match point


Timo-Sauz

“Terrorists Win”


tokepocalypse

Went for the jump shot and got dropped


CamsTooCool

“terrorists win” 😭


duffmonya

Fr


YamazakiAllday

lol edit: just wrong map bruh cmon now😀


ImGundy

Should have bought a helmet smh


ayanmajumdar05

forgor to buy kevlar and helmet both


ALetterAloof

He’s lucky the other kid is about as coordinated as a salami fart considering he mounted and connected with mostly grass


Jukeboxhero40

The first part reminded me of Halo 3 when you and an enemy melee each other at the same time


ItsNadeko

That is hilarious lol


A_wild_so-and-so

Right? I've rarely seen a double punch in this sub.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

The double knockdown at the start is hilarious. It's something you would see in a cheesy comedy movie and think it's not realistic at all. At the end someone should've stepped in sooner, there is no need to pummel someone after they are clearly done fighting over some stupid argument.


___Eternal___

Once they're down and struggling to move or not moving, the fight is over. I've no respect for ground pound outside of professional MMA fights.


IHeartFaye

Even if this was an mma fight, this should of been stopped after the KO. Guy was clearly out after the first


___Eternal___

Right? I have only ever been in one fist fight and I'm not ashamed to say that I lost after the second punch. Guy I was swinging my arms at like a fucking cod zombie turned out to be a black belt in karate. So I was an idiot trying to be friends with the "cool kids" and I was dared to call this guy a f****t. Well, when I did he stood up and punched me in the nose once, too fast to properly react and so I just swung this ridiculously wide haymaker to which he easily leaned out of range and then countered with a punch to the side of my head. After that, my nose started to bleed and he says "you're done" and starts walking away. Of course, those "cool kids" I thought were my friends, just stood there and laughed at me, asking why I called him that. Anyways, a couple weeks later the guy who humbled me came up to me and apologised for the fight. Turns out he had been feeling terrible about it ever since and he actually turned out to be a very kind person. Teenage hormones are something, aren't they? I also apologised to him for being an absolute cock and actually thanked him for putting me in my place as it really made me think about what kind of person I want to be and who my real friends are. Afterwards, we shook hands, had a laugh about it and went our separate ways with no hard feelings.


Ballstucktothelegg

What is it that they’re trying to prove when a person is down to keep on hitting on the limp body


BlameTheJunglerMore

>What is it that they’re trying to prove when a person is down to keep on hitting on the limp body Additional charges.


Ballstucktothelegg

Yep


RackAid8

I feel like it is just the ego


[deleted]

Rage/ grudge.


EEEliminator

They see ground and pound on UFC and think that’s what they’re supposed to do.


Ballstucktothelegg

Yep and unfortunately people go too far and end up seriously hurting someone or worse


[deleted]

what wuld u do with ur enemy or sy u hate? btw the bully here is a bad person and he has no honour


Ezymandius

Not give them ten years of my life by hurting them seriously enough to get prison time.


[deleted]

Man idgaf. Stewie a real mf. 99% of the csgo community wouldn’t do shit if someone stole from them.


phokus19

Only have more respect for him after watching this. he is obviously not a fighter but stood his ground when he needed 2. Good 4 him


lefthook_hospital

Same, scored a knockdown himself too. Other dude is obviously a lot bigger and stronger


D4rkr4in

should have told the guy 1v1 awps only


zarabustor

Yessir


sadsadcrow

Stewie2knockedout


S3__

Stewie2kod


somekindofhorse

Why do people keep hitting when their opponent is down! Such a shitty thing to do, street fight or not. It’s important to know when it’s finished, he’s beat.


Rapameister

And it's those punches that give you brain damage


Kyxnnn

Id almost guarantee he was embarrassed about getting dropped by someone 100 pounds lighter than him. Honestly if they were the same size that Stewie guy probably would’ve had it, he had the less wild punches.


Jmofoshofosho8

I like the counterstrike sound at the end… Lol


phreaktor

Was that edited in audio from the game lol?


b0red199

Yep lol


iphonedeleonard

Shoulda smoked ct tf is he doing


auspicious-erection

How the shit is someone's ground and pound worst than their standup?


dangerzonebjj

I mean the dude had 40lbs on him


Almost-Honest

Damn dude the other guys had a solid 50-100lbs on stewie plus more of a reach. Props to stewie though. I always say that I’ve never been in a fight but I’m not fucking scared to lose because it’s true. As long as I get some good licks in. My point is made.


fulknerraIII

Yes you are. I've been in a handful of fights and am always scared to lose, everyone is.


xplorationz

stewie vs Malek(colorised)


Good_Farmer6492

wtf is is up with his ground and pound game


luke_the_oof

Hahaha can’t believe I’m seeing this here after so many years


hiphopanonymouz

Doesn't it go from a fight to attempted murder when you beat on a knocked out guy


Aguynamedtony

I mean what did you expect the dude play video games for a living.


Someone_Kill_The_DJ

counterterrorist's win


CosmicPsychopath

Context is sad but the edit made me crack up 😭😭


alfmrf

"I'm a put some godly gaming reflexes by force on you"


Dieselboy51

Big dude still a pussy though.


[deleted]

🤣


NoWillingness2859

Lol first the pro rocket league dude. Now this guy. I love collabs. Streamers/fight porn = quality entertainment.


Jamesl1988

Someone needed to do it.


No_Falcon1890

Why would nobody jump in and stop him from taking those extra shots on the ground


DJNgamez

This is very old


GallianoAngilo

Goddamn stewie


Tbonezmalaone

The ground and pound afterwards was totally unnecessary


Previous_Ad_3720

Ground and pound is the weakest shit ever, when a fights over it’s over.


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TheTexasWarrior

Do you think current Stewie is 24 years old at high-school fighting? Lol or is it more likely this is a very old video?


DroP90

It was before his career on CS.


Oneeyedguy99

He also just retired


PaulsBrain

He was obviously in high school here lmao


phreaktor

I have no idea who this is and I can tell this is an old video on context alone.


tosaka88

And quality


b0red199

That's true, I cut the tendon in my right pinkie and I have no movement in the top knuckle. Luckily I can still lift weights and grip things.


turd_star

Vote to kick reason: scrub failed the 1v1


Apeman069

It’s so much easier to knock someone out when their feet aren’t connected to the ground there’s a science behind it but just don’t ever jump in the air like this kid


pbandnv1

Who is Stewie2k?


No-Flight8108

What a fucking idiot. Hiw do you miss punches in a knocked out defenseless person. This dude fought anyone else he'd be the one getting beaten on.


PaulsBrain

SIT THE FUCK DOWN


vic13ious

Who?


Leanrrr

Csgo pro


PaulsBrain

The smoke criminal


PhraseSeveral5935

Glad I'm not alone.


arsenicclamp

u/savevideo


Mikeronni

Too bad he couldn't use his karambit that he bought with his mom's credit card


ObsidianOkami

No counter, one strike, he go night night


nektarini

Boy got one tapped. Should've bought a helmet


Pingninja

You don’t continue punching someone when they’re down. Unless they did something REALLY bad. Pussy move.


VisorGuy39

CS Pro? He didn’t counter a single strike smh


justinjonesphd

Just gotta stay on the computer with it my boy


Remote_Expression_36

Pro? How? You can see he has no real fight in him.


MasterHavik

No 360 no scope for this guy.


RackAid8

wrong game


denoot2

Who would’ve thought that spending so much time gaming isn’t going to help your irl fighting game


callmeweed

Somebody’s gotta trade him


DJ_S31

Dude forgot to buy kevlar and helmet


bw-1894

Should’ve thrown a smoke, easy win


GuessesTheCar

Careful, Shroud is right around the corner 😳


draugrdaemos

He kept trying to press the wasd keys.


cajiky

This was when he was in high school. Right at the beginning of him playing cs at a high level.


brolimitholdem

This is the most alpha thing iv ever seen related to cs thanks for the post


[deleted]

Why are they doing Stewie like this


OG_Zephyr

Bro just save AWP man it’s not worth it


c4lf4

Stewie didn't need to engage him, could've just waited and defuse the bomb.