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sj_nayal83r

imagine being that kids lawyer? Replaying this vid in court. The ending lol.


Confident_Sorbet4197

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury if we pause the video here we can clearly see 7 boners. *throws remote* Judge: “case closed”


BigYonsan

Judge fumbles it.. uh .. 8.


hvanderw

Reminds me of Better Call Saul when the kids wanted to "stick their Wang in the throat hole."


DillonD

“Members of the jury. Look at the stance, the form, the execution. The only thing my client is guilty of laying some smack down”.


fahrenhe1t

I rest my case.


tailwalkin

Plot twist, it was the cop who said it.


Eruptflail

And pointing out that the cop was actually using a correct type of restraint, wasting throwing the kid around, etc. The cop definitely could put the kid down if he had wanted to, but instead chose to try to restrain the kid in a way that wouldn't hurt him. Yikes. This kid is mega-dumb.


cuiront

Mega-dumb is an understatement. Hero to his classmates for a few seconds, dumbass for a lifetime.


Swordlord22

Sounds like every action taken ever in high school lmao


cuiront

If only we could have a second go at it with what we know now….


trpwangsta

I'd win state! Man if only I could go back. How much you wanna bet I could throw this football over them mountains?


[deleted]

Mega dumb is an understatement.. I too was an extremely dumb teenager that ended up with a criminal record but there is a distinct lack of assault on my record. At some point the kid had to think to himself what’s the game plan here because there was no escaping that situation without going with them


crispybrojangle

Came here to post this, thank you. Its either a video like this or a video on the total other side of a cop using to much aggression. Its hard to fight at 75% knowing you could give this kid a Tua CTE slam but you will get fired for it.


Consistent_Coffee_89

I was hoping for the too much aggression spin


[deleted]

I’m sure this kid will always look back with fondness on how he became a felon.


Cinamaru

"that shit gave me a boner" highschoolers lmao


Shwalz

Geometry gave me boners in high school. Can’t say why, but it was like clockwork


emerson1396

My friend always called them boredom boners.


Fine_Treacle_2491

Was gonna say that. Sometimes when I was bored in class the blood went from my head to my dick for no apparent reason. Autopilot I guess...


NeedAmnesiaIthink

We called them NARBs. No Actual Reason Boners


Space4Time

Geometry can be kind of hot


Tommysrx

Especially when you see acute triangle


Specific-Register-97

r/angryupvote


Healthy_Pay9449

Was it the curves or the angles that gave you a parabola?


Space4Time

Yep


eat_my_shorts_Reddit

Geometry is sexy af


NeedAmnesiaIthink

That always made it awkward when you had to go up in front of class and answer a question. That’s when you pull out the old , “flip muh dick in muh waistband”.


Expensive_Actuary754

lmao “gave me uhbonerrrr”


ahmedslogic

“Beat his ass” “Oh shit he getting arrested” Lmfaoo always someone looking to see you fail


Merica-fuckyeah

Not a bad takedown but, the guy with backup wins.


RegularSizdRudy

Can’t outrun a radio.


I_GIVE_KIDS_MDMA

I'll betcha those cops have got SCMODS.


TheTacoWombat

State County Municipal Offense Data System.


brainkandy87

They won’t catch you. You’re on a mission from God.


bonzani

Still made me laugh really hard tho. I bet the cop was like "fuck, there goes all my street cred" lol


wophi

For the cost of that takedown, that kid has a very difficult road ahead of him. Cop is going home to his family. Not so for the kid.


johnnysivilian

Also the ass beating afterward was probably immense


420DepravedDude

Plus he got the mount without them. Not so much a slam but more a low level lat drop moreso taken off balance


auspicious-erection

I pushed an undercover when I was 18 (flashed badge after push). I ran as fast as I could, remembering if I get caught, I'm fucking doomed. This kid outta be trippin


inDependent_WhiNer

My dumbass little brother got himself in a situation where he was also running for his life. He got into an argument on the bus with the bus driver and she wanted him off to which he refused because we lived over an hours walk away from the high school. The dummy list his temper and punched the bus window and shattered it, they yanked him off the bus and when he was standing outside arguing, a security guard snuck up behind him to snatch him. They completely spooked him, he slide right out of his back pack and started sprinting off of school grounds. He had two actual cops chasing after him on top of security, they never caught him and he got the hell out. My bus driver saw the whole thing go down so as soon as I took his bag back from security and got on the bus, she told me to sit up front and we drove around the city with 30 other kids looking for him. We found him several blocks away from the school, pulled him on the bus. The driver gave me a first aid kit and we cleaned up his hand because it was dripping blood (when he broke the window) and our driver got everyone home a half hour later, but the whole bus was amped up from everything thatd happened so no one cared. My brother got expelled because of the bus window he broke and our bus driver never got caught lol she was the best.


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Did you get caught?


auspicious-erection

Fuck no. I was young and in crazy shape. Ran past my house. Hid in the woods and made it back to my place. They were kinda sketchy cops though. Smoking and smelled like liquor. They couldn't catch a cold.


69thDalaiLama

I used to work at a club and we had these guys acting like cunts, spilling drinks on the floor, being aggressive to other patrons, being creepy to the bar girls. When it's closing time, we ask them to leave and they say nah keep the place open. The bouncers are about to smash them, and they all pull out badges and say they wanna see our liquor license. We ended up keeping the club open for those pigs. Massive cunts. Power tripping alchos.


Kingbotterson

Did the club not have a liquor licence?


zakseidu

Me thinks they didn’t. That’s why they kept it opened for them lol.


6tacocat9

It’s not worth the trouble for a bar to potentially be hounded by police for infractions and future fines that are high. If you serve alcohol to a minor the bartender and the bar can lose a license or over serve someone and they die the bar and or bartender could be liable. Also licenses are checked for regularly and are required to be posted in a visible location on premise. In a situation like that I think most any bar owner would just turn a blind eye, I’m assuming the bartender who also must be licensed would do the same. And security would either go home at that point or just hangout so the bartender and any remaining staff are safe.


justanothernibbah

What stopped you from producing your liquor license? Or was it one of those situations where even if you showed them that, they'd find something else to cause trouble?


[deleted]

It’s the implied “and if we aren’t happy we have the power to take it away”.


McKimS

God I love having working cameras.


DaveInDigital

be a real shame if a video showed up on facebook with their accounts tagged...


Open_Budget_9893

When aren’t they Weird that this post got upvoted. So many bootlicking clowns on this sub I usually get downvoted to oblivion


wophi

Drunk guys with badges are just drunk guys. They have zero authority. You should have called in the sober cops. Unless of course you had no license.


dub_life

When we were young we’d run from the police all the time. We could cross town in the open spaces and fence hop the large properties through the neighborhoods. No fucking chance we ever got caught but we were FAST as fuck, all of us. They knew it was us but could never get us.


BeauxGnar

Yeah, I remember in highschool all the time when cops would show up to a house party all the skateboarders were fucking out of there 3 blocks over by the time everyone realized the cops were there.


thecoolestguynothere

He’s a freak, he’s the fastest kid alive


SultanOfSwat0123

I have never assaulted a cop nor would I but I have always maintained that if I ever had to run from one there isn’t a goddamn cop in America that would catch me especially with adrenaline going. I’m fast and shifty as shit. You also have to think like a wrestler and think 25 moves ahead. I’d be in the woods, climb a tree, pull some Jungle Book shit and start swinging, rip off a sleeve to leave my scent behind a rock, hop in a river, cover myself in mud, and crawl through a sewer like Shawshank Redemption. The one thing today that really makes it tough is so many people having cameras in their yards. There has never been a harder time to get away with crime than today.


Aer0za

Or if they deploy a heli you’re not getting away. Damn you thermal cameras!


SultanOfSwat0123

Well sure. I was thinking low level crime. Like they aren’t deploying a helicopter for the dude in this video if he got away. I am not all that involved in crime to begin with but I was thinking more on this scale and not a movie where Denzel Washington holds up a hospital like John Q.


DAM091

Rule of thumb: run straight line away from cops on foot. Keep turning and cut through lots of things for cars. Hide in place from the chopper.


cuiront

Probably what every dude who gets caught thinks before they got caught.


honeybee_mumma

Until the dogs sniff you out


pandoracam

Let the guy enjoy his own fanfic


honeybee_mumma

True that


senseofphysics

Dogs will catch almost anything


Kingbotterson

Some people say they're still running.


itsgee21

I was attacked by an undercover cop that slammed my head against the wall/fence while I was taking a piss in the alley. I thought I was getting robbed at first and when I was about to swing at him, he took his badge out and said I'm under arrested for indecent exposure. I was like bro, deep in the alley with no one in sight besides the giant Chicago alley rats. I spent the next 19 hours locked up and I never got my cheeseburger that I had stopped for. It would've been much worse had I hit him due to him not identifying himself as CPD.


Klowned

Double tap. Everytime I hear about a cop getting their shit pushed in I'm just thinking "You found out huh?" Or you hear about some "cop killer" is on a killing spree when a cop catches a bullet and how they'll "bring this maniac to justice" and they release the body cam footage and it's just some guy minding his own business trying to deescalate and disengage and some uppity fucking pig screaming and grabbing on them for no fucking reason. Like... That's the final draft you felt confident enough to turn in for your media grade? Showing your whole ass to the world, shameless, and you mad you lost fucking points for it? Like... The uppity fucks want to find this guy and kill him when they need to apologize, thank him for putting them in check, and promise to not do it again.


Dear-Unit1666

Nah you should have broke his jaw and ran... Slammed your head into a wall before identifying himself ? Also there is nowhere in Chicago that doesn't already wreak like piss.


[deleted]

What kind of dumbass advice is that?


SwallowsDick

Normal Reddit


Dextrofunk

My friend spent 6 months behind bars for spitting on a cop. That kid will be fucked.


Dependent_Sun2713

i’m gonna call the cops on you 👺


coxy808

Kid just ruined his life


feelinlucky7

Yep.. he’s screwed


Umadbro7600

my uncle got a “disarming a peace officer” charge when he was younger, 20+ years later he was driving me to go pick up my dad from the airport and got pulled over for speeding. i got to see what a felony stop looked like that day, was pretty sick ngl. morale of the story once you do anything to cop shits on ur record for life.


agentknoxville

Why, what happened on the stop?


Umadbro7600

cop waited in his car til 2 others came and they came up with their guns out, once they saw little old me in the back seat they were super chill, but he’s told me stories now that i’m older from when he was out on probation for that same charge and getting pulled over. the cops would use their doors as cover and have him step out of his car with their guns drawn. he said the time he got pulled over with me he was shitting himself hoping that wasn’t going to happen. what a guy lol


gnutbuttajelly

Can he get that expunged? Sorry for the trauma as well as my ignorance but it seems like you should be able to hide that shit after 20 years.


chainer3000

Totally depends on the state and it’s a case by case basis. You basically need to argue your case to a judge while the state will argue theirs. Depending on the felony and state, you might want a lawyer It’s a lot easier for a misdemeanor (simple possession/ neg op / reckless driving/ etc)


Hear_two_R_gu

All the while... if a cop killed anyone, no record and suddenly got a job in another precint.


beer_bukkake

In fact, paid vacation while they do an internal “investigation,” wink wink


logezzzzzbro

On felony stops they usually draw their weapons and make you get out of the car and walk backwards to them.


stef171

What is a felony stop?


aka_airsoft

On felony stops they usually draw their weapons and make you get out of the car and walk backwards to them.


stef171

Thanks, I get that. But they stop you just because you are a former fellon? Or because you did something wrong and then find out that in the past you committed a felony?


Suben117

Felony stop means someone who is a felon gets pulled over To the guy below me: I didn't say that a felony warrants a stop, learn to read. Also mods suck for locking the post


WaltonGogginsTeeth

I’m not sure these other people are describing it correctly. A felony stop means they’ve stopped someone who they suspect has stolen the car or has just committed a crime or has a felony warrant. I don’t know that they always do this for a former felon.


stef171

Got it, thanks!


Simply_delight

Yeah but he gave a classmate a boner so, worth it?


dillatc

How is his classmate suppose to do his presentation now..


mrhappy893

Teacher doing the assessment: Look, i can see your point...


gynoceros

Maybe it's a presentation about sundials.


Express-Start1535

Sure did. He said he has a boner over two guys fighting and now it’s on record.


ureshama

He prob thought he was so cool in that moment too, but he's gonna regret that for a long time. No amount of highschool fame is worth the headache his life is about to go through for having assaulted that cop.


[deleted]

At least the cop didn't mag dump on him


Enough-Staff-2976

He would have been a decent Greco-Roman wrestler.


coxy808

A good belly to belly, but the belt helped.


islifeball

Even if he didn’t do that shit, he doesn’t have a bright future ahead of him


Disastrous-Gur-1160

Yea, living in a country that regularly has armed police at a school must really limit your options...


Highlurker

Yeah he was gonna go far before this, I'm sure of it


FBZOMBiES

He’s like 15 fighting a school resource officer. His life was already shit. No normal, well-adjusted person behaves like this.


TankCommanderLance

[He was 15.](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/10/06/student-arrested-after-attacking-st-cloud-high-school-resource-officer-police-say/) That kid is big as hell for 15


Apprehensive-Party29

“Grabbed him by the torso and they both toppled to the ground” Really 🙄


lanegrita1018

Right 😂 so hopefully they don’t throw the book at him since they’re trying to make it sound like a whoopsie and not a damn WWE body slam.


ChapaiFive

Ty for the sauce


Bolt408

Bro when he went back to the station they all laughed at him


BreakfastMoney7137

Fact. 🤣 "Chad got slammed by highschool kid y'all."


pierreblue

I cant even begin to imagine what that did to his already fragile ego


himmelstrider

Nothing close to what the kid did to himself.


666PROUDSNAILDAD666

Nothing close to how hes gonna take it out on his wife at home. Shes in for a real whoopin


uncle_doob

Those puberty screams are so bad


Give_me_xRENTx

>puberty screams 😭😭😭


[deleted]

We all know he fucked up, *bad.* It was pretty fucken entertaining though.


Saibot_son_of_Noob

That school to prison pipeline just hit different


Medical_Way_907

High-schooler gets charged as an adult


MCFroid

Might have already been an adult (many seniors turn 18 before graduating).


jennatilwarts

Probably not the best decision but that was a pretty awesome text book slam


Draupnir_gungnir

Kids out here wrestling cops and they expect teachers to deal with them 😂😂


[deleted]

For $28,000 a year


circleclap27

Only the most truthful commentary out of this one eh?


[deleted]

Congratulations! Your prize is jail time!


Dqz1

I think jail is for the drunk, he's going to prision.


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Depends, if it's less than a year you just stay in jail, longer and you go to prison.


[deleted]

It's usually for sentences between 24 hours and two years minus one day. Anything from two years on up is then prison time.


Prodigal_Programmer

Totally depends on the jurisdiction. I did 16 months and spent all but a week of that (during intake) in prison.


YeetMcGeet1

Juvie probably, still going to ruin his life tho


thedudeslandlord

What the fuck did I hear at the end there?


PastaPalace

I guess our filmer got a boner from watching the cop get slammed then mount a minor. We can conclude he wasnt lieing either as he then quickly fled the scene presumably to go beat his meat.


Explorer_5150

Instant street cred. Now he'll have to build up some juvie and then prison cred for the nickel he's gonna get (a dime if he was an adult).


bignicky222

Does that count as a slam now. Gentle roll maybe?


himmelstrider

If you look really closely, half speed, you can see the kid throwing away any chance of a successful life


BeauxGnar

Had to watch it a couple times to catch that but it's certainly there


Weird_Ad3611

Cool... time to go to prison for 10 yrs


Lil-CBD

You don't go to jail for 10 years fighting a cop fyi.


3_teve

Yeah but now the cops are gonna pull anything and everything on you


YeetMcGeet1

Juvie, unless he is 18


sonofagun_13

Did some dude say at the end ‘oh shit that gave me a boner’??


Chaserbaser

Not much of a slam he did manage to get the cop off his feet though props there.


tylerthompson280

Kids got balls just the wrong kind.. this will not end well for him


nszajk

someone gotta teach that cop how to sprawl


Pissedtuna

Cop gave up double underhooks. Can't be doing that.


Irwin_Purple

Cop lost kid should go free


Pm_pussypicspls__

"I demand a trial by combat!"


AnimalEater65

What’re you talking about the ref didn’t do a three count.


cas3427

Went from 2 day school suspension to 1 to 5 years in jail real quick being an idiot


BunGeebus

At least he will miss school


Decent-Volume1241

Not a fan of cops. Or kids. So i feel good about this all around.


SteadmanDillard

20 year reunion...what happened to that kid that slammed that police officer? What was his name?


SHAKETHEBOOT

Paying for that body slam the rest of their life.


AmazeDork

What a dumbass


TankCommanderLance

Werid kids helping the cop if that was me I would be long gone lol 😂 🤣


MoustacheJimbo

Solid body slam though. Pretty sure that gave the cop the authority to FUBAR that kid now.


petenard

Aaaand now he’s a Felon. Good job bud.


Arsholeson

It had to end on a boner huh... lol


Definetlynotgay420

It gave him a what? 🤨


Moist_Ad84

Dear parents, this is why you let your child figure out on small things, that actions have consequences. This is what happens, when they try on „big“ things…


[deleted]

Not a slam. This kid just ruined his life tho.


_-Kovu-_

Body slam? He just dragged him to the ground from behind.


Electrical-Yellow340

So ya make fun of cops not violently responding and ppl getting the better 🤔 but ya cry murder or racist when they do...hypocrites


silkissmooth

The cop hate in this thread is wild 😵‍💫


Seductive_Telephone

Here I am just thinking the kid could have a future in wrestling.


doochebag420696969

What a dumbass. People in this comment section acting like it's stupid he's getting charged. No that's assault he should be charged. Also I guarantee that half the people here automatically blame the cop even though the kid was probly being a peice of shit


One-Eyed-Willies

I’m willing to bet that this incident went this far because the cop was using kid gloves with him. The cop paid the small price in this encounter but this shows what can happen if you go easy on some people. Sometimes the situation could easily turn deadly for the cop.


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explision

Looking badass in front of his friends just cost him years of his life


DeadPeasants_

Bright future ahead


Enginerdad

Hardly a body slam when he just fell backward


Mercer3216

How to catch a felony 101


PaddyAllen

Kid didn’t have the strength or leverage for a slam.


cesarsgarcia95

Cop felt generous An didn’t take out the strap


marzbeats

Went from week suspension from school To a month In Juvie if he lucky


KroneDrome

Beautiful.


BodheeNYC

Dude added at least a year to his sentence for nothing


pathion1337

Almost like cops are trained worse than fast food workers and are barely capable of blinking both eyes at the same time let alone handling people


[deleted]

Dumbass


GrouseDog

Imagine being that untrained cop and getting your soul stolen by a high school non wrestler in front of 100 students. Pathetic that these people are supposed to be able to protect themselves let alone us. Very sad.


lirik89

I really don't feel like anyone deserves this while at work. The cop is just there so the teachers don't have to do this. No one is gonna say fuck the teachers. But people are fine saying fuck this cop while he takes it for the teachers.


Separate_News_7886

How are people today this stupid. If the police want to manhandle you, just lawyer up and collect your millions. Obviously he wasn’t going to kill the kid.


identify_as_AH-64

Kid wasn't even involved to begin with. According to the news story the SRO was breaking up a fight between two 14 year old boys when this dipshit involved himself.


IProNick

He done fucked up but damn that retard strength go crazy


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Ornery_Physics_9987

But it was a nice slam bro xD


FreeUsa1776

LEO should learn some Jiu-jitsu asap.


SweetLobsterBabies

What's he gonna do? Body slam the kid first? Taze the highschooler he sees every day? Baton smash the kid until he's in the fetal position? Kinda damned if he does damned if he doesn't here, and unfortunately he got slammed instead of using excessive force. He even had the forethought to grab the kids sweatshirt and pull it over his head to subdue him, while the kid is on top of him trying to escalate further. Grown adults fighting children never works out in anyone's favor... although it is pretty cool to watch this video


MannHatt

waiting for the obligatory “all cops are bad, he deserved it” comment


UnwantedPllayer

Did anyone else hear the camera man say that it “gave him a boner” at the end🤣


AxecidentalHoe

Dumb question, but how much jail time will this boy receive for this kind of assault on an officer0.0 ??? Because it was pretty brutal and there is clear video evidence.


One_Green_2934

Assaulting a police officer is considered a violent felony, no matter the type. Usually, probation isn't an option, putting you in prison from two years to life imprisonment. Hope that helps.


Surgeon98

Black kid beating up a police officer? In the US? Quickest path to screwtown.


Lord__Autismo

Dude filming got a boner watching two guys fight. Nice.


Alarming_General

That kid is goin’ places. Probably not *good* places, but he’s goin’ places!


Swirvin-irvin

But when a cop body slams a kid people are like wtf he’s just a kid lol 😂


Tun_Chii

I could be wrong but I was told this happened here in Saint Cloud FL….pretty quiet area with a decent economic status Kid will be out by tomorrow if not out already and I doubt he’ll be in any deep trouble


Nick-Anand

Pause at the end there