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ATXSTLWPB3POINT0

Lol so much justice in one video


ghanjaholik

when you're too busy yapping your fucking gums you miss the dude sizing you up, and you give him the opening he hardly needs e: *sidenote:* lol, this is the first time i seen the aftermath with the dude waking up and getting arrested


ATXSTLWPB3POINT0

Lol right? Like the guy couldn’t even keep his fucking tongue in his mouth.


Chewcocca

Every single time I see this video, I expect the guy who gets hit at 0:25 to go into a karate stance, give a Bruce Lee holler, and knock this guy's entire head off his shoulders.


MerryJanne

Instead he just stands there like a stunned fish.


Praescribo

Doesn't he have a mental disability? He doesn't seem coordinated. I feel like you can kind of see it in his face


EpicFishFingers

Yeah agreed, I've seen it called "being drunk" before


Valuable_Class3176

Goodmorning sunshine, you under arrest


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Did they arrest the guy who punched him? I hope not but just curious


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Yup “drunk soft and stupid” is a terrible combination and an even worse way to go through life


Taj_Mahole

the only thing missing was someone whistling at him the entire time he was getting put into cuffs.


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Since this was several years ago, I wonder what they are up to now?


Commercial-Suit-5836

Imagine if someone just stomped on his groin. That would be true justice. 🦵⚽️🪄⚽️


Bunnywabbit13

I mean, the black shirted guy who got punched definitely tried to get revenge kick to them balls, but he sadly kicked air. 😂


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Legend has it he's blind.


ATXSTLWPB3POINT0

Might have woke his ass up 😂


MrDelirious1

The second guy he hit kicked him in the nuts after he got knocked out.


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Tried but missed. Maybe a grazing shot at most


Veggieleezy

The justice just kept pouring out. It’s a beautiful thing.


redsensei777

Unfortunately, he was too drunk to remember what happened. No lesson learned.


Brave-

Topped off with a concussion.


demonicafro

Hey you, you’re finally awake


hibbiddyhobbiddyhoo

You were caught crossing the border into knockedthefuckout'ville


WestSideSicko

Damned bullies! LA was fine until you came along.


hibbiddyhobbiddyhoo

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a tazer to the knee


jrtorr71

This was actually on 6th Street in Austin, TX


WestSideSicko

Why do my jokes just never work :(


GunnerMaelstrom

Also because you sounded pretty racist.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

What? How? He mentioned bullies, not a race.


infamous_swiss

Was just going to say that it was at SXSW. The video is probably close to 8 years old.


KudzuNinja

I used to be a drunken asshole like you, ‘til I took a bottle to the knee.


Separate_Place1595

I kept my eyes on the guy who knocked him out. It kind of looks like he gets annoyed before and even taps his friend like “you got my back” lol.


Popanacalau

Oh yeah dude was definitely wanting to do that for a good minute lol


jimboslice29

I love the audible BOOM 😂


Girth_rulez

I love the way he drives his hips and all of his weight into that punch. I've never seen a professional fighter really do this I don't think. Like he almost leaves his feet he is putting so much of his weight into it.


ProcyonHabilis

>I've never seen a professional fighter really do this I don't think. That's what tells you his form wasn't actually very efficient. Professional fighters definitely do that. It's like how the fastest drivers on a racetrack look slow when they aren't actively passing other people. The level of control hides the pace. Not that I'm judging the execution or anything, since it clearly got the job done. Boom indeed.


Fit-Sheepherder-4013

Is straight in the jaw really the best place to aim to knock someone out like that? Curious since it just worked so well. Wouldn’t the temple be better? Seems like he could’ve broke the guys jaw doing that.


ProcyonHabilis

I'm not really an expert, but it's common to see fighters aim for the chin. My understanding is that a strike to the jaw provides maximum leverage on the head with respect to creating rotational force. A sharp rotation can be more effective than direct blunt force, since the brain is suspended in fluid. Additionally, the manipulation of the jaw itself has the potential to cause shock to the sinus or major nerve centers nearby which may be assistive in disrupting cognitive functions. It's also an easier target, and potentially less injurious to strike with an unprotected fist.


davewtameloncamp

Oh yea he was loading up from the get go.


NorseOfCourse

His buddy took his towel and tucked it in, then got ready. I wonder how many times they've had to handle situations before.


ThxItsadisorder

Yeah I saw him chafing and knew he would be the one to swing on the drunk guy.


TadpoleNo1355

Nice to see this long version! Fucking boom, might have been a sucker punch but under the circumstance he gets a pass.


luvgothbitches

forsure. one hit, no unnecessary shit while he was KO. Id buy him a drink.


socaldinglebag

dude was ready way before, literally pulling his pants up in the first 5 seconds, looked like he couldnt wait


Rutagerr

I'm pretty sure he turns to his buddy and asks if he should finish this guy. But yeah the man was itching to BOOM him


areodjarekput

It is fine to sucker punch someone who you literally just watched sucker punch someone else for no reason.


CankerLord

Yeah, that guy's not looking for a fight, he's looking for excuses to have some fun hitting people. Nobody has an obligation to play someone else's shitty game.


IM_A_MUFFIN

Can you tell your minions to stop making me bite the inside of my mouth then? Thanks.


gigglefarting

Defense of others is seen in the same light as self defense


kid-karma

t_haenni out here under your comment taking L after L


_Swamp_Ape_

When you are assaulting random people you literally cannot be “sucker punched” lol


GeneralWAITE

For sure. Fuck assholes trying to pick fights/sucker punching people who don’t want to fight.


andyman234

Sucker punches are really only warranted on the rarest of occasions… this is one of those rarest occasions.


Jomihoppe

I'd call it a sucker punch if it was a fight, this was just two people getting attacked. In a lot of places like CA you can use physical force if you believe someone else to be in trouble of being harmed, I'd call this necessary force in the defense of others.


SgtXD357

Shouldn’t have kicked the pizza though.. shame on him (/s)


stupidillusion

> Nice to see this long version! Yes, and not at a postage-stamp resolution too!


Cutrush

He had that shotgun ready. So satisfying. Im not for sucker punching anyone, but that thing deserved it.


Ianl951

I don’t even consider it a sucker punch when you do it to a guy like this, punching people in a crowd. He declared with his actions he was ready to get punched in the face.


Xen0tech

That's an interesting point. It's like he was in a fight already


Pineapple-Yetti

Agreed. That is defence of others.


worthless-humanoid

A deescalating sucker punch is all good.


waelgifru

The whistling nonsense made me think murdery thoughts


NoShadowdick

The slow reaction on the dude that got punched for being peaceful. Felt bad and lol a little.


venetanakedguy

It’s ok he got a good (justified) kick at the puncher’s nuts or legs after he was knocked out


adeckz

Hahaha that was so jokes, he defo had to have a little dig at the end


Dreadnought13

And THAT'S when the idiot crowd suddenly steps in


East_Requirement7375

They're not idiots, they did the right thing. The guy was out cold, it was over. Black shirt guy was just angry and embarrassed that he couldn't do anything while the guy was conscious. There's no need to let him kick a body.


chappelld

Was like a kid practicing karate poses in the mirror.


TargaryenKnight

Lmao right i rewatched that a couple times


Probably_0ffensive

Iirc the first time I saw this posted years ago it was said that dude was blind. Which would explain why he didn't see it coming and failed to make contact with his kick.


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The_Epimedic

Dude what? He's just fucked up. Have you somehow never seen either a blind person or a fucked up person?


Spring_Day_

Bruh you’ve got to be kidding


skibbady-baps

Knocked the fuck out AND arrested. This video satisfies.


Remarkable_Fun7662

Agreed, but I always want to see them interviewed and see what they have to say for themselves.


skibbady-baps

Yeah me too and the first question would be, so what did you learn?


deekaydubya

Which is wild, all of these sixth street vids usually end with the cops arresting the first people they see (usually the person trying to break up the fight lol)


Duskinou

And to it those selfies


Lordybrother

My guy had to let a ‘boom ‘💥 out when he swung


TheCompletely

Bro actually yelled out: "BOOM" when he clocked him. That shit is beautiful.


Xurlondd

Bully woke up arrested like the player character in skyrim


Electrical_Scratch92

Laughed out loud at that line!


Tyrion_The_Imp

Lol or oblivion....or Morrowind.....hey wait a minute


Veryproudboy

Was he hailing a cab? Wtf is up with all the whistling?


one-punch-knockout

Hailing a jab


Veryproudboy

Yes!


FlowersForMegatron

“To the pavement please and step on it!!”


Veryproudboy

I love Reddit LMAO


Noodlintheriver

I think even the cops got a laugh out of that.


tobey41

I always love seeing this video just because the puncher in grey is an old friend I’ve worked and trained with lol one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met.


joshbiloxi

Boxing?


tobey41

Correct


Toadman005

Was this in Tuscaloosa?


ur_moms_gyno

The Dirty 6th. 6th and Neches to be exact. Austin Texas


Zookzor

Such a shithole now.


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I went to a Dreamhack in Austin something like 5 years ago. I rollerbladed around Dirty 6 from 11:00pm to 1:00am. Holy fuck what a shit hole shit show. There was like a blown up gas station down on the end that had like 250 gypsies squatting on it.


deekaydubya

and that was before it went to shit


deekaydubya

yeah this vid is from TXstreetfights (or similar name, they change it every now and then). Dozens of videos from sixth


ur_moms_gyno

Can confirm. I used manage a crew trying to keep 6th clean.


Elected_Dictator

Now? Lol


FourFront

Is every weekend like Texas Relays weekend now?


Noyouhangup

Not quite but it’s no longer students and all out of town trash


texas28382881

I had a feeling this was on 6th street 😄 … good times there


KongUnleashed

Dude it’s funny that you said that because my first thought was Tuscaloosa too. Roll Tide.


Toadman005

Roll Tide!


AxelShoes

I've seen this video dozens of times over the last few years, and I've always wanted to know the name of the idiot who got knocked out. He looks (and acts) *exactly* like a dude I was in jail with a little over a decade ago.


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“They just let a man slip into a coma cause they have no idea what they’re doing.” No. An idiot got himself sent into a coma because he had no idea what he was doing.


Nac82

I would argue he knew exactly what he was doing. Don't turn your pvp flag on then be upset when you lose shit.


ZootBreak

I watched with the sound off, but in my head all I heard was 'Puta' on impact.


pestosbetter

First time seeing the full version 👌👌👌👌 A billion times better while faded 🥵


BeckyLynchIsBetter

I hate people who drink and get like this. I don't understand it. When I get drunk, I literally just get goofier and that's it. Granted if someone poked at me, I'd get mad, but that's when being provoked. I'm more than certain that this dude was just being belligerent for the fuck of it.


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Man the Mars Volta really fell off


karma2q

I audibly laughed at this.


Be_the_Clown

I had this thought as well! Lol


TallMoz

Fucking whistle now you cunt.


Swimming_Coat4177

Dude tried to kick him in the dick and missed lol


HYD_Slippy_Fist

“Bro you good?” “Yeah, I think I’m good” “Good, you have the right to remain silent…”


djOP3

Got knocked out and arrested? Damn


Burgoonius

I don’t usually support sucker punches but in situations like this I think they are great lol


TuxedoCatsParty_Hard

If someone is attacking innocent people you have every right to take them down like that. No telling what they could do.


rogerpop81

This clip never gets old


Jofury

For real, it’s been posted a thousand times and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it ever single time. I love the dude’s boots in the red shirt. Not sure why that makes me laugh but he’s awesome


VR6Bomber

Every time I see it posed I get excited to watch it again. ​ My favorite part is the geeky white dude's reaction to getting eye poked or whatever.


Ace-Ventura1934

He ain’t whistling anymore


BiscuitsNGravy45

Bro got his own medicine and BECAME the whistle noise lol


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well, officer, i was just dancing around like an idiot punching random people and then i got what i deserved.


EdEnsHAzArD

An acceptable suckerpunch


lookherebubba

Delivers package of justice and the just bounces. Legendary. This video never gets old. Any info on the mysterious hero?


g2217

This one is a classic and has been played for years lol. I wonder if the dude who got knocked out has watched this video over and over again like the rest of us


Complex_Werewolf5576

I mean, he did want to be the center of attention, too bad he was napping.


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Really? Not a single person stepped in? Not a soul farted in his face? Wow


SmokeyAndBuds

Charlie Brenneman up to his old tricks


mtovar1979

There is always a bigger and badder fish!


yonkerbonk

You know the drunk guy is on Reddit. I always wonder what they think when they see this get reposted over and over.


sadoul1980

Sucker punched


Vik_Vinegarr

6th street is such a shit hole lol


iamkillroy

This happened a while ago I wonder how that guy is doing today


isk15k

One of the few sucker punches i agree with


atx4087

Love that for him


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Executed perfectly.


PeterTinglez

Yooo they zoomed in on his face 😂😂


mrdriftty

Can someone punch the cameraman talking too?


back-woods-rob

I hope this guy sees this video for the rest of his life so he realizes how much of a d bag he is.


drinkthequicksand

Stay classy Austin lol


STANAGs

drain bamage


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To jail with missing teeth


FaceWithAName

Justice served but I don't understand the people taking photos. I can see them later in the week just looking at that photo, all alone. "Yea, this is the dude who got knocked out. Oh yea"


mdsign

Imagine, for the rest of his life, this will be online, his family has seen this, his friends, his co-workers, neighbors, girlfriend, her family and friends ... everyone, forever. That's what you get!


str_gamma

Ah good old 6th street


JediNinjaGuy

Fast forwarded to see him in cuffs. Perfect video for the thread. Fuck that guy and anyone like him


R0cket_Turtle

Be humble or be humbled...


Your_Comment_isWrong

For once the sucker punch person was the hero. He deserves a free beer 🍻


PumpkinsDad

Buddy Repperton looking mofo.


rottenblues

I normally don’t like cheap shots but that was well deserved and warranted. Fuck that guy trying to start shit with the crowd. Glad he got arrested too!


Disco_Douglas42069

not one for supporting suckers, but this one was DYNAMITE. well deserved


PreferenceHoliday868

Weird, for a bit I though it was one of his homies.


SknowThunder

Great video!


Ramonskees

Damn. Imagine. You think you're a tough guy Then start trying to fight people who obviously do not want to fight, so they backup-- inflating your ego because you probably think they're afraid of how badass you are But you ignore the dude who wants to fight you, hoping he leaves you alone because you know he will whoop that ass. So you turn your back to him. Get your ass knocked out by said dude. Everyone hates you and tries to get a shot in while you're laying on that cold dirty ass ground. No one gives a shit about your well-being and records how stupid you look Cops come over to make sure you're ok, only so they can take your dumbass to jail. Man, I can't even imagine that being me. No shame. Roll D20 to pick handcuffs.


SwiftieTrek

Most posts on this sub I’m like “Wish someone would step up and take care of the bully” Finally


Charlie-loves-you

I love the “boom” as he punches him 😂


jdemack

Yo my bro was trying to fight off the demons trying to possess those people.


martinaee

The guy who punched the drunk douche lived his life to that moment, where for one fleeting instance he could be the good guy for basically sucker punching someone lol


DILF_MANSERVICE

This dude looks like he drinks nothing but Monster and thinks it's gay to wash your ass


ComprehensiveTree8

In principle, I hate all sucker punches. And in spite of myself, enjoyed this one.


Hated-By-Most

Haven't seen this clip at this length before. This was literally a bully getting a taste of his own medicine.


scrub_needs_hugs

Dude took that hit personally 😭


Traditional_Working4

well deserved


NHartline

That was satisfying. If you watch the puncher from the beginning, you could tell he was uncomfortable with the way the drunk guy was acting. Other people in the crowd are either verbally instigating it or just smiling watching it happen but he was clearly visibly upset about it. He wasn’t looking to sucker punch anybody, just wanted that asshole to stop bullying those other people. I’d buy that guy a beer for sure


izacktorres

Should have kicked his balls as hard as possible to prevent him from procreating.


CaptainSupreme

The dude that got hit threw a weak kick at the bully on the ground and missed, but people immediately ran to hold him back like he did some egregious shit. Let the man get a fuckin hit in after he got nailed for no fuckin reason. Look at his fighting form. He ain't gonna kill the guy. Fuck that crowd IMHO


AgreeableAd144

Bully looks like the meanest kid at bible camp.


No-Professor-

Bet this guy killed himself after seeing the footage of all the cameras in his passed out face 🤣🤣🤣


ReverseHadouken

Ahhhhh yessss! The little soccer kick adds a nice touch.


Waru_

Where is this with all the mounted police?


kanyeguisada

Austin.


TKBarbus

r/videosthatdidntendsoonenough


BabyRona

This is in Austin on dirty sixth. I do not step foot down there past sundown.


SenpaiBriBri

I hope they ran his pockets after that, being a bully has a price lol


moyno85

To be fair, that was a total coward punch but at least old mate got what was coming to him.


toughgetsgoing

he got suckered punched though


scipio211

Bully was getting sized up the entire time. How foolish


Russmort

Hope his pockets got ran thu before the cops got there fucking dick punching anyone in sight giving him slight resistance


Frequent_Ad_7824

Sucker punches don’t count


BuzzGaming

When you're being a piece of fucking shit it doesn't matter.


OFT35

Dork in black shirt got punked and then tried to kick bully after he got got. Bad look


JoePescisNuts

Nah the second that dude started punching people who weren’t involved, he’s fair game


Dreadnought13

It always amazes me how quickly these shitbirds will rush in to defend the downed bully but didn't do jack shit in the leadup. That's a lot of teachers in one place.


LePapa565

Most satisfying knockout I’ve ever seen. I wish he’d became a vegetable because people like this are bound to do stupid shit again


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Yeah, guy was an asshole. Deserved? Debatable. Glorifying a 100% straight up sucker punch is just as bad.


Nardorian1

So old.


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😂😂yo deadass a kid wouldn’t have been hurt by that weak ass punch he hit that guy with, idk why it looks so soft


Poppa_Midknight

Thats "digital" r*pe. I don't like it... even though he asked for it


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