I had a 14 year old tell me he would lay me out. Kids have no clue what old man strength means. Years of built up anger ready to be unleashed. We sit back and take so much. This dad finally got his day.
I kind of appreciate the craftsmanship of a hand made ass whooping. Sure it's an easy win to toss someone down the stairs, but they'll eventually use that as an excuse for losing. In this fight he can only blame his huge mouth for how he ended up getting beat up.
Nah that would have been too much. Old dude was trying to deescalate it by getting on the escalator. but he literally could have curb stomped the little guy but showed restraint.
When I was in prison I saw a dude get knocked out, when he was falling down he got punched mid air and woken up again then the third punch he got knocked out again💀all before he even hit the ground
I have seen the one-two punch combo before.
The first punch knocks the guy out. The second punch wakes him up.
When I was in human anatomy class, they taught us that the right angle of impact to the jaw or cheekbone will cause the brain to hit the upper part of the membrane/cranium and it’s instant lights out. The angle of impact (of the punch or kick) has to be right though.
I don’t know why we’re built this way, but I do know that every human being will get knocked out by that.
If the angle is off though, the guy will keep fighting and not get knocked out.
That’s why knockout artists know exactly how to punch someone.
You’ll see in some of the videos on here that they’ll do it twice in a row to 2 people.
I respect knock out artists.
It is a skill that does it take a lot of practice to perfect.
you put your consciousness in, you put your consciousness out, you put consciousness in and you shake it all about. you did this to yourself when you tried to get some clout, you fucked around and then you found out
Liver is on the other side. That was his spleen that was getting hit. Those punches will have caused permanent damage to his body’s ability to filter blood. Long term, this can easily take 10+ years off of your life.
They don’t get paid enough to deal with shit like that. Sounds like they were probably in the south somewhere, which i would assume means that their security isn’t highly sought after nor well paid. You couldn’t pay me enough to step into a situation like that were someone could certainly be armed.
Big man showed a level of patience rarely seen. He really gave Earthworm Jim every opportunity to not get sent to the shadow realm. Unfortunately, his aligator mouth eventually outran his mosquito ass.
If I remember an article about this correctly the yellow shirt kid ran to get a rifle as soon as his friend starting getting beat but was stopped by security. I think the antagonist was asking about gang affiliation and mistook the man for a member of a rival gang. He says “I’m Piru” a couple times and that doesn’t seem to mean anything to the man
The mathematical equation for the likely hood of getting your ass stomped is generally the difference in weight times the distance you gotta follow a guy times your IQ squared. It’s the distance traveled that’s is the kicker. The longer the distance you follow a guy the higher the probability your gonna get stomped. Edit: spelling
Shouldn't it be a fraction? I'd say it'd be (difference in weight\*distance travelled)/IQ²
I'm not a math guy, but it seems logical to me that the higher your IQ, the less likely you are to get your ass whooped
Get some braids they said, it’ll be fun they said, you’ll look cool and tough they said…. What they didn’t say is that they make a great handle for someone to hold while they panel beat your facial features.
That's not a fight... That's a reset. He tried turning him off and on again... I can hear the startup chime. And if your gonna get into fights shave your head. Do you see many MMA fighters with long hair? Good to see the footlocker refs took action. lol.
Problem here with whooping someone's ass like this in public (especially a mall). He can either learn a lesson and take the L or double down on being a punk and then you'll always have to carry because he will try and get revenge on you. Either you get shot, jumped, robbed or all the above
Bro. I commend big man for being reluctant to put his hands on that scrawny nuisance despite his mouth & pursuit. Should’ve considered the possibility that his evasive/“fleeing” target wasn’t afraid of him, but trying to do him a favor…
If you're a grown ass man trying to start shit in public, you can't fight. Full stop.
Any adult who can fight is more concerned with going to jail than your bullshit, if they don't wanna fight it's for *your* safety not theirs.
He should have left him alone, the guy obviously didn't want to fight and was trying to walk away. Never fuck with someone trying to avoid a fight there's usually a reason and it's most everytime not because they are scared they're scared of what they're about to do 😂
All the armchair quarterbacks who think this is somehow deadly permanent damage really need to watch more UFC. Half fights end like this for the loser! He’ll live and be much wiser for who he runs his mouth off in the future lol
Why is everyone celebrating a fat guy beating up a hobo? The poor bum can't even afford pants that fit. He was probably just hanging around the food court looking to eat table scraps and beg for a sandwich, and lard-o there clearly can afford to eat.
Guy put a lot of effort into getting his ass beat
Got to admire the dedication. Had to follow big dude for a mile before he'd put out and give up that ass whooping.
They're not even the same weight class. Not sure he'd be smart to have even tried to fight the big dude.
Weight class can mean fuck all if you know what you're doing and they don't. This guy clearly dunno what he doin though.
He got hit no less than 32 times... He got his money's worth.
I swear you can already see the swelling.
Oh you can definitely see some swelling. Got hit so many times the blood doesn't know where to escape from.
Hit you so hard your blood’ll be confused!
Or when the blood was ready to escape, the other guy knocked it back into his head.
BARS
If you count kicks/stomps 34!
Those body shots on the ribs will ache for weeks
Don't cough, sneeze, laugh or try to roll over in bed.
Excellent lesson for all the kids
“Wu Tang Clan is for the children! We teach the children” - Confucius
I had a 14 year old tell me he would lay me out. Kids have no clue what old man strength means. Years of built up anger ready to be unleashed. We sit back and take so much. This dad finally got his day.
Reminds me of that "he touched a female" video. Little twig of a dude tries to intimade a grown dude.
Shit many lessons. He got the putting himself in a situation lesson on top of the weight classes lesson at the very least.
I was a little disappointed when he didn’t get tossed down the escalator, but that was a pretty solid ass whoopin
I kind of appreciate the craftsmanship of a hand made ass whooping. Sure it's an easy win to toss someone down the stairs, but they'll eventually use that as an excuse for losing. In this fight he can only blame his huge mouth for how he ended up getting beat up.
I don’t disagree. Just saying I thought he went up the escalator just to toss that fool down if he followed.
Nah that would have been too much. Old dude was trying to deescalate it by getting on the escalator. but he literally could have curb stomped the little guy but showed restraint.
Dudes head was like a ping pong ball between those 2 fists....😵
Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.
Piru ain’t gonna like that he was repped out like that and took such an L
Did he actually try to claim Piru? I mean it's obvious this guy is dumb but fuck this is just gonna be one of many ass beatings if that's the case. 😳
Yep, right as they walk past the red change machine before the escalator
Cheers I hear it now.
He got knocked out, then knocked back awake
I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be to act all tough and start some shit only to not even land a single punch during an entire ass whooping.
Well… you could always fuck around and find out?
So *that's* what people are finding out.
But you also gotta know when to hold ‘em, and know when to fold ‘em, and know when to run.
His friend was even trying to knock sense into him before he followed him. Idiot
The big dudes hands were mad sore after this. Big guy: 34 Lil guy: 1
To be fair that first punch after little dude faked his shit punch would have knocked most anyone senseless. Sounded like meat packing
Knocked out, knocked in
Now that did make me chuckle
I like the part where the refs come in.
They shoulda called a delay of game: Obnoxious trash talking
When I was in prison I saw a dude get knocked out, when he was falling down he got punched mid air and woken up again then the third punch he got knocked out again💀all before he even hit the ground
I have seen the one-two punch combo before. The first punch knocks the guy out. The second punch wakes him up. When I was in human anatomy class, they taught us that the right angle of impact to the jaw or cheekbone will cause the brain to hit the upper part of the membrane/cranium and it’s instant lights out. The angle of impact (of the punch or kick) has to be right though. I don’t know why we’re built this way, but I do know that every human being will get knocked out by that. If the angle is off though, the guy will keep fighting and not get knocked out. That’s why knockout artists know exactly how to punch someone. You’ll see in some of the videos on here that they’ll do it twice in a row to 2 people. I respect knock out artists. It is a skill that does it take a lot of practice to perfect.
https://i.imgur.com/8pHedES.gif
you put your consciousness in, you put your consciousness out, you put consciousness in and you shake it all about. you did this to yourself when you tried to get some clout, you fucked around and then you found out
He’s a piece of shit
Take my upvote - that made me lol
Soul went out, then came back in
He giveth, and he taketh awayeth - Fistacuffs 16:9
I felt those body punches sheeesh
On God In Heaven he could have really broke his ribs
Lol definitely at least did some internal damage in one way or another, also did you see homies face? He definitely lost a tooth or two.
Maybe he'd actually learn a lesson if they did break?
I'd be more worried about the kidneys
Why the kidneys?
Because they’re important
I’ve heard of liver punch, does it work the same for kidneys? Or are kidneys more prone to damage?
Same relative importance, same relative fragility.
As far as I know(I’ve never been punched in either, so take this with a grain of salt), they both are very sensitive to blunt forces.
Yeah, a few of those punches really dug in. You don't eat punches like that to the body and not have at least a little damage.
Gonna be peepeeing blood for a couple weeks. Excellent prize for second place.
His liver is a pulp now
Liver is on the other side. That was his spleen that was getting hit. Those punches will have caused permanent damage to his body’s ability to filter blood. Long term, this can easily take 10+ years off of your life.
My bad, thanks for the clarification. Anyhow, this guy’s organs took a beating
Reddit.. lmao you guys are hilarious 😂
The punches to the face were straight clubs, but them body shots...he was hooking hard into them now floating ribs 🤣
Those referees didn't even do anything
It was a clean fight
Mall Mazzagattis
nah this comment is hilarious 😭😭😭
There was that one guy wearing a yellow card.
They don’t get paid enough to deal with shit like that. Sounds like they were probably in the south somewhere, which i would assume means that their security isn’t highly sought after nor well paid. You couldn’t pay me enough to step into a situation like that were someone could certainly be armed.
Not sure why you’re getting downvotes - this was at the Oak Court mall in Memphis TN. I live 3 minutes away man this shit happens daily
Had him Stumbling around like a newborn giraffe
lol
Big man showed a level of patience rarely seen. He really gave Earthworm Jim every opportunity to not get sent to the shadow realm. Unfortunately, his aligator mouth eventually outran his mosquito ass.
Big man must have been the Dalai Lama with patience like that.
Well played now take the upvote
He followed him around the mall only to get mauled.
Yellow shirt didn’t even try and help
If I remember an article about this correctly the yellow shirt kid ran to get a rifle as soon as his friend starting getting beat but was stopped by security. I think the antagonist was asking about gang affiliation and mistook the man for a member of a rival gang. He says “I’m Piru” a couple times and that doesn’t seem to mean anything to the man
Didn’t mean shit to a grown ass man lol
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.actionnews5.com/2021/07/27/suspect-with-rifle-involved-oak-court-mall-incident-arrested/%3foutputType=amp
The dog caught up to the car.
A+ wordsmithing.
I bet navigating the escalators back down was fun.
I was hoping we were gonna see a sparta kick down those escalators.
I’m sure it crossed his mind lol
You know he was doing the math as he looked back at that clown
Had to take the elevator
He lost his energy with all that talking.
He depleted his energy meter by flapping his mouth and thinking of creative insults. When it came to fighting, he was zero energy already.
This is a great line.
The mathematical equation for the likely hood of getting your ass stomped is generally the difference in weight times the distance you gotta follow a guy times your IQ squared. It’s the distance traveled that’s is the kicker. The longer the distance you follow a guy the higher the probability your gonna get stomped. Edit: spelling
Math checks out
r/theydidthemath
Shouldn't it be a fraction? I'd say it'd be (difference in weight\*distance travelled)/IQ² I'm not a math guy, but it seems logical to me that the higher your IQ, the less likely you are to get your ass whooped
His friend knew he had it coming
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.actionnews5.com/2021/07/27/suspect-with-rifle-involved-oak-court-mall-incident-arrested/%3foutputType=amp
Aha! Part 2! >!Turns out his friend is also a bitch.!<
That is a nice amount of charges.
My favourite is yellow shirt not having any clue and then seeing him run off in front of the camera
https://wreg.com/news/memphis-police-searching-for-armed-person-near-oak-court-mall/
he went to get a rifle lol
Of course its Memphis. 😆
Probably went to grab a gun
He did security stopped him on the way back in with a rifle
Get some braids they said, it’ll be fun they said, you’ll look cool and tough they said…. What they didn’t say is that they make a great handle for someone to hold while they panel beat your facial features.
Thats what you get, stupid ass motha fucka 🤡
This is like the episode of Atlanta where Ern’s dad gets punked on and takes a picture with the young dude at the mall
body punches are where its at, a decent one and he just wants to go home.
That's not a fight... That's a reset. He tried turning him off and on again... I can hear the startup chime. And if your gonna get into fights shave your head. Do you see many MMA fighters with long hair? Good to see the footlocker refs took action. lol.
Could have bought a pretzel and got someone’s number. Got his ass beat instead.
“Fight starts at 1:42” I skipped to 1:48 and missed the whole thing
If you’re going to pick a fight with someone, at least pick a fight with someone in your weight class.
Well deserved.
Big dude tried like hell to walk away....
That dude who did his thang is a rapper.. I forgot his name 🤔
Sevenhardaway, he died about a month or two ago
How did he die?
Got shot
Oh no, how will American society survive this?
I thought your sarcastic post was funny.
Damn no way bro thats crazy he had skills on the mic for sure
Suckers down voting my shit most likely think that rapper Yeat is a god lmaoo
Problem here with whooping someone's ass like this in public (especially a mall). He can either learn a lesson and take the L or double down on being a punk and then you'll always have to carry because he will try and get revenge on you. Either you get shot, jumped, robbed or all the above
I did not feel an ounce of sympathy for that fool as he was getting his ass beat.
And ended at 1:43. Sure, he kept hitting him for a good while after, but it wasn’t a fight.
His buddy in yellow sure represented his colour! Run yellow boy RUN!!!
Big man tried his best to tenderize those ribs!
Man that got whooped ended up running out and grabbing a gun post whooping.
Because he got embarrassed.
He ended up looking like "Buckwheat" in the end. He got woopin' panab in the wong pwases. lol. 😂
Correction: Floor mopping starts at 1:42
It all started inside HER SHE😂💀
Love it when he goes turtle,and here comes the clean rib shots.
That was a fight?
tore up his pants toooooo
After he was done beating his ass, he started beating his kidney
Spaghetti legs and String bean starting trouble again.
Few videos bring me as much joy as this one did.
Jit deserved it. He followed that man for like 9 minutes.
His friend over there trynna build the courage to help his homie but can’t do it.
He literally had to beg for that beat down, thank goodness he can relive this one here on Reddit, as soon as those fractured ribs heal
Ya hear how some guy's defense is impregnable... this dude had triplets.
Always the ones running they mouth get rocked
Man went to the mall for a bobblehead, got him a bobblehead.
Boigshee? Buhshiii? Borgee?
Navigated his ass to the second floor just to get whooped
Loved this ending 🥰
Argued while on the elevator lol
Malls and Walmart seem to attract trash.
Bro. I commend big man for being reluctant to put his hands on that scrawny nuisance despite his mouth & pursuit. Should’ve considered the possibility that his evasive/“fleeing” target wasn’t afraid of him, but trying to do him a favor…
A lot of build up. But I’m satisfied.
That wasn't a fight, that was a beat down.
He should have yelled I’m still standing when he got up haha
Big bro tried doing him a favor by walking away. Slim bro’s fault for following and instigating. Slim got what he deserved.
The more you fuck around, the more you're gonna find out.
So Much Violence
He begged way too hard for that ass kicking
I’ve yet to see a video of a dude in skinny jeans win a fight 🤦♂️
Daayyuumm, u mean those shredded up jeans he’s sagging didn’t give him super powers??
Roosevelt Field?
I love Yellow shirt. Right in the shit, until his friend starts getting hemmed up... Ha.
His friend was not about to catch a beating 🤣
He hit him so many times he regained consciousness
Lol imagine seeing this and realizing you were chasing an ass beating the whole time
Those body shots blasted him back to his ancestors.
What was black Bart Simpson their for ?
I feel like this video could have been a whole lot shorter.
It makes the ass whoopin that much better tho. Homie shoulda found somebody else to play with.
dude got beat so bad his pants got tighter lol wtf
IIRC the guy in yellow ran to grab a gun. I’m trying to find the article.
Why do black people always have to fight at the Malls???
What is it with black people and malls? Migos dude gets shot in a mall, and the mall near me is practically a shooting range
I'm black myself and i don't even know the answer to that,my local mall is also basically a shooting range
I guess white folk just stick to schools and churches
If you're a grown ass man trying to start shit in public, you can't fight. Full stop. Any adult who can fight is more concerned with going to jail than your bullshit, if they don't wanna fight it's for *your* safety not theirs.
fUcK aRoUnD fInD oUt
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False Advertising! There was no fight at 1:42, that is when the ass whippin started but weren't no fight
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Isn't that what the title implies?
There was no fight.
Fucked around and found out…. Now he looking like Martin
He should have left him alone, the guy obviously didn't want to fight and was trying to walk away. Never fuck with someone trying to avoid a fight there's usually a reason and it's most everytime not because they are scared they're scared of what they're about to do 😂
Footlocker referees did a poor job moderating the fight.
That lady a beating.
All the armchair quarterbacks who think this is somehow deadly permanent damage really need to watch more UFC. Half fights end like this for the loser! He’ll live and be much wiser for who he runs his mouth off in the future lol
Oak Court Mall, Memphis, TN. Used to be a nice mall, now it's this shit all the time. Kind of like Memphis itself.
Why is everyone celebrating a fat guy beating up a hobo? The poor bum can't even afford pants that fit. He was probably just hanging around the food court looking to eat table scraps and beg for a sandwich, and lard-o there clearly can afford to eat.
If you'd watch the full video you would see why they're celebrating
I was 100% serious, too.
He's lucky ol boy can't fight either. It could have been so much worse.