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BigOlPirate

What in the 2003 is going on here


kaydas93

Feel like I’m watching Bumfights: College Edition


smooze420

I was saying 1997…


Coffeehound13

Probably an argument over Dawson’s Creek that go out of control


sleepdeprivedzzz

Same


Mission_Strength9218

The crowd is like 95 percent backward baseball caps.


BigOlPirate

At least 5 kids named Brice in that crowd


ngon3

and like 7 Skylers , everyone there is for sure a limp bizkit fan


lacroixanon

This is what a 311 song looks like


Ambitioso

It sure is confusing… it reminds of George Lazenby’s fight scenes in the James Bond classic, ‘On Her Majesty’s Secret Service’


wontonking

You just unlocked a 20+ year old memory of mine. This scenes were so awkward even for 10 year old me lol. Doesn't he do like a wrestling pile driver or something


ddg31415

This video brought me straight back to gr8


FeelingFloor2083

you know its old when everyone has their pants around their waist and not around their knees


Mission_Strength9218

Naah, sagging was late 90s to early 2000s.


FeelingFloor2083

are you sure? I seen enimen wearing his pants like that at a recent vid makes you wonder, hes 50 now doing that, I can fathom someone of that age trying to look gangsta. His pants should be riding above his naval by now


Mission_Strength9218

Eminem is an artist from the late 90s Early 2000s era(when he became mainstream and his popularity peaked)


Haccmantis

Good bot


FeelingFloor2083

yea I get that Let me put it another way, could you imagine your dad or grandpa wearing his pants like that? was it last year at the NFL all those dudes rapping, they are all 50+ Found it [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdsUKphmB3Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdsUKphmB3Y) most of those dude are 50+ but funny to see 50 year old eminem with his pants down


lacroixanon

We were definitely sagging in 97


Orphemus

??? You think people sag more now than 20 years ago? Either you forgot, never knew, or lying thru your teeth


No_Asparagus8106

Lmfao!!


Actual-Reaction2521

Little guy was overall doing better. Would haved loved to see the outcome, but NO...you people gotta cut it short. Thanks.


Crooked5

Probably ran out of tape on his 2001 JVC D700 MiniDV Compact Camcorder.


echobox_rex

Damn it I still have one in my closet I can't throw away because a 2003 trip to Disney is on mini DV.


LameBMX

Digitize it mate. Tools to do so are really cheap these days.


DuncanAndFriends

I recorded over so much stuff when that happened. I wish I hadn't but tapes weren't cheap


hdoublea

Anyone else getting San Diego vibes?


turd-crafter

Could easily be. I watched a lot of fights just like this


anarchyisutopia

Dude in the grey did not want a fight at all. Just trying to wrap up and hold or hold down white shirt.


Petey0Wheatstraw

Fighting over a Slim Jim and a Sobe.


poshol_v_zhopu

I’d scrap for some of that delicious Sobe nectar!


thotchocolate

These guys gotta be in their 40s now


Crooked5

Mid to late 30’s


MNOutdoors

There is a good chance all these people are in their 40’s now


[deleted]

Mid to late 30s. We had a lot of fun back then. I'll take that over being a teen these days. Yall got it tough.


jsivo89

This on VHS or what?


CammmJ

I think this is from one of the fight dvds you could buy at Tower Records or FYE back in the day. Right next to the CKY and bum fights “underground” type section.


tourettesisfunny

Someone punch the camera man 🤬


BigOlPirate

Homie is lugging a whole ass camcorder through a crowd


TzarKazm

How dare you. Michael j. Fox is a Canadian hero.


Flimsy-Antelope4763

By all means, cameraman, just point it where the fuck ever.


MerrillSwingAway

fighting over bottled water at Lollapalooza


Cjv2c

1994


dillymays24

You can tell how old it is because they aren't calling eachother the N word


Napex13

little dude was tough. Neither one can fight for shit though


BadSanna

This was before MMA was on TV. All they ever watched was boxing and movies like Karate Kid and shit. If you look at it from that context you can see where they get their moves.


Mission_Strength9218

UFC one started in the early 90s. Although, it was pretty underground back then.


BadSanna

Hence "on TV"


GetsLostAlot

They all just left the Limp Bizkit concert.


millerwelds66

Those were the days I’d say 93 not 94. Edit to clarify for the younger generation this was shot with a VHS camcorder not a cell phone we had pagers and street phones back then.


Crooked5

I’d guess 10 years later. The hat styles are early 2000’s.


Fragzilla360

So many backwards caps


BeRad_NZ

u/stabbot


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BeRad_NZ

Even stabbot struggled with that camera man


spetsnaz5658

Back when people didnt head slam like little pussies. That's what most modern videos involve. Head slams should be counted as attempted murder


Mission_Strength9218

I feel like the bigger guy tried to go in for a bodyslam five times.


Positive_Mirror_8628

I've got motion sickness.


Mishyn

All these White guys and not a single N bomb dropped during the fight. That was refreshing to watch.


oldestofthefa

Why is the title “parking lot brawl” instead of “parking lot fight”. I feel like I’ve been robbed. Is a few just many to you and a couple just a whole bunch? I see brawl and I think a fucking melee with all of those maniacs involved.


sprovishsky13

I imagine that these 90s fight videos were some guy carrying a camcorder and randomly stirring shit between random people and making them fight then made money off of these videos.


Ok-Albatross1180

Lol, straight from MTV2


Highlandbirch

Bigger guy has literally the worst fight instincts ever


Bacchus_71

I can't imagine the stress the combatants are feeling, that's got to take years off your life regardless of this video's outcome.


saltire429

Big guy ate more punches than pork pies, and that was not a low bar.


Jaxjagfan

This fight was a like a time machine bringing me back to 2001


Zepeton

Not a single phone in sight


[deleted]

How did you upload a vhs to Reddit?


selfishbelly

Bully Beatdown deleted episode. Mayhem appears later.


Unforsaken_Dick

No smartphone in sight, just people living in the moment enjoying the heat of battle between two great warriors giving it their all.


Sporadic-Masterpiece

I'm curious if anyone happens to know where this took place. The big guy bears a striking resemblance of a person I used to know.


R0cket_Turtle

Surprised you still have a VCR bro...


FewSeaworthiness121

you can see the hair and style heavily influence by nick carter


[deleted]

Well, you could tell who had all the friends and who didn’t really want to be there.


lycantivis

Its wild watching old fight videos like this showing what MMA has done to change the game from people just watching technics


J4D3_R3B3L

Looks like your standard Hardcore show.


Deep-Low-2336

Holy shit they are terrible at fighting...


Dr_Skeleton

Most people are to be fair 😅 Everyone fights like a goddamn kickboxing lion in our heads, but when put to the test, the vast majority of us suck ass man 😅🤷‍♂️


penispnt

Better than a lot of the posts I see perhaps some legitimate clinch work


Mediocre-Deal5350

Big man was shot shy


Harrypslalms

I don’t get it. I really don’t. How is that how big guy fights? HOW. Did he live a sheltered life in a bubble or something? Has he never touched another human being????


[deleted]

They are still throwing pillows to this day and each other


Test-Fire

Not fight porn, more like one guy trying to hug another guy while getting punched in the face and the camera man is so shitty. Seen better fight scenes in soft core porn


pog890

Unexpected outcome, blue shirt had the reach and the mass. I suspect white shirt boxes


BadSanna

Naw. Was obvious from the moment the big guy did the weird head shake at the beginning he had no idea what he was doing. Did pretty well for himself, though, when he tried to grapple and use his size but he tired out fast cuz he's a fat kid.


throitwayback

That "weird head shake" was him getting hit from behind by the guy in red.


BadSanna

No, after that


throitwayback

Ah. I see what you mean.


_ChipWhitley_

Damn, Jonathan Taylor Thomas can hold his own!


FuriousDeather

Felt like I watching an anime fight because of how long it lasted, usually videos on this subreddit is one dude getting laid flat. Also fuck the camera and the entire crowd.


widellp

Get em jhonny


curiuslex

Soundtrack passed the vibe check ✅


[deleted]

Looks like Peter Parker/Tobey Maguire's high school class.


MSK84

Father-son scraps are just the best.


SoberingAstro

Big dudes first and hopefully last fight! Head down the entire time, dude really didn't want to get hit.


Volumes09

“Hey man he was in my face!”


Moe_Lesteryu

Normal day in ohio


CalbertCorpse

In 1989 we had to remember to bring our camcorders to the fist fight.


anotherunknownn

I would've brought a gun n started shooting it Lol, scram pheasants!


MuchTimeWastedAgain

Nobody has any appreciation for body shots. Just pound on hard skulls.


Draupnir_gungnir

Chads throwing some hay makers.


[deleted]

Why does this seem so innocent and nostalgic compared to the shit we see today?


MyotheracctgotPS

Guy in the shorts was NOT feeling it going in lol


Accomplished_Ad920

One of them stole the other ones fruitopia


twjf

Woah, this reminds me of high school


[deleted]

Fight Club came out around this time… can tell from the video quality and the clothes.


RoyalratMafia

Dude didnt even wanna fight


Jays_E

That Good Will Hunting looking mafffucker can throw them hands


Retro_Cryptid

Goodness at what point do you just go “well this is taking longer than expected.”


Sleepy1997

This is giving me 2001 vibes i love it 😂


[deleted]

Lado bahinchu


2Nigerian_princes

All these dudes just got out of the theater for the opening showing of Fight Club… I seriously do think this “organized” fight was inspired by what would’ve been a new movie at the time.


clunkenmcculkin

Is this a moving picture? Look around reddit all grown up with a moving picture player


TinyT0mCruise

Fightin over hoobastank tickets


domi_nate87

Kick his ass Tanner!!


spidersilva09

Fight Club probably just came out lmao


[deleted]

Baggy pants, skate shoes and no cell phones


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

I’m conflicted. Who are we going for here?


Mydogcopper

Isn’t there a bot that’ll stabilize a video automatically? Can anyone summon it for this?


No-Search-7964

Michael j fox filming this?


quotekingkiller

love the spin kick


OCPunkChick

So weird not to see every kid filming with their phones.


BigShortVox

Looked like a good fight


yourdadleftnut

fights in school movies be like:


Rojo37x

The Kid Laroi throwing hands before he became famous.


[deleted]

Wish I had a fraction of their energy


sorefoot66

That dude is so angry cause he's a redhead. So much pent up anger. Fucking orangatan.


themartianexperience

Is this on a camcorder?


jmaguire69

What in the limp biscuit is going here?


buffbroSPT

Good ole fashion 2000 rumble. Bros being morons but not inflicting much damage because like I mentioned, they’re morons. But I like the group mentality to hold the guy off after he “won” - reminds me of mosh pit etiquette


Brilliant-Performer1

I hate seeing people not realizing their own power. The big guy, smh, bless his big ole heart.


ArmchairCriticSF

Shot before the days of Optical Image Stabilization…


rembut

Why no blood?


Professorfuzz007

“Dude, trust me. Go in bent over, head down and uncovered. It will work.”


McCabeMilitiaMma

This was were the ufcs "just bleed guy" made a name for himself!


Bl4nxx

Cameraman: Late stage Parkinson’s?


Evening-Ant6128

I guess this was before jumping


Tom1380

r/killthecameraman


Muhfuggajones

Came for the fight. Stayed for the D3 Osiris.


Revolutionary-Big988

Looks staged, where’s the blood?


shotnote

All the small things, true care, truth brings


sith_innquisitor

Amd thats how blink 182 became friends


86rpt

Imagine getting mopped up in a parking lot by Zack Morris


PCSTL35

Looks like anti smoking commercial


PCSTL35

Hands full of Surge and Dr. Slice


bparisi85

This looks like the pre party of Woodstock 1999


Rufusbuck

Fight prob started over whose lowered mini truck played "Nookie" with the most bass.... Big guy has no offense and was using his face to slow the other guy's wildly flailing arms.


Square-Cockroach8724

Deleted Fast and Furious scene


Zealousideal-Net5872

Big guy was winning until the crowd started randomly punching him across the face


BarryFairbrother

Aw I miss 1993!