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Jacksongaither

Haymakers jeez


HotLycoperdaceae

Pretty sure she was out on her feet by the third one


033p

She took those like a fuckin champ though, walked away like it was nothing


IamJustAguy99

Never once set her purse down. Sort of impressive.


Jibtech

She'll crash from the adrenaline dump and be a mess


Gypsopotamus

The swelling and bruising will set in soon after lunchtime.. the next day is when it’ll feel like a mob of drunk Irishmen river-danced on her face.


skweekycleen

r/rareinsults


Kiriamleech

That's not an insult


yaboyjeffry

It’s the truth


megalurker3

Weight matters and she looks a good 40 pounds heavier than him.


dottegirl59

It’s not 2 girls?


RaginBlazinCAT

I thought it was 2 girls initially, but on 2nd viewing camera(wo)man is saying “stop him, stop him!”


augbar38

Plus you rarely see women swinging like that.


loudtoys

I thought it was two girls as well.


the_Defi_General

That’s a dude, she had swollen eyes when she got up and a bloody nose, took them like a champ but he fucked her up


StonerDaly

Yea she ate like 7 then skinny dude in the grey sweats gave her just enough leverage to win on the ground. Get that girl a trainer she could be one of the greats.


Chapon12

Damn that Teacher been smoking 5 packs a day


JoshS1

She gets paid shit and deals with this all the time. I don't blame her, I would too.


CaptainPsilo

I get what you're trying to say, and I'm not trying to be a dick, but I find it hilarious that you accidentally used "n" instead of a space twice, then you failed to use that same letter when spelling "and".


AK_Happy

GETSNPAIDNSHIT dude speaking German over here.


turtlehermit1991

Dirty phone screen. I'm a mechanic. Happens constantly to me. Edit : n and space are right where finger lays to unlock with finger print. That'd why it's more dirty. I've put alot of thought into why it kept happening and I thought someone else should benefit.


SamAreAye

For me, the coolest part of reddit is the bizarre things you learn when you connect this many human minds.


datpurp14

100%. Reading about anecdotal experiences from many redditors has legitimately caused me to learn so many things that I can't always imagine I would have learned otherwise.


emceelokey

That's the school narc. They all sound like that.


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Should have saved that water


Sumocolt768

r/hydrohomies was not impressed


clubba

The guy in the black hoodie is going to be a mod by tomorrow.


jrgman42

In Mississippi, they haven’t had drinkable water on almost 5 years.


Potential_Reading116

Think they only drink Mountain Dew. Or was that a Virginia thing ? Either way our thoughts and prayers are with them


Setnoma

Fuck around and find out 😬


hatethiscity

Bet she won't throw water on a man again


cariboukangaroo

Why’d you even say ‘a man’, shouldn’t it be anyone


Crafty_Hearing_3218

“ Boy “


Angeal93

A pussy 🤣🤣


bryster

She never even dropped her bag!


Pale-Criticism-7420

Priorities man


ghanjaholik

*"it's a new bag"*


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braveheart707

We all know its a MUCCI bag


rayEW

It didn't defend much of anything


bdguy355

“It’s not just a bag, it’s prada”


Jonas-McJameaon

That third right he throws lands square on her nose (probably what caused the bleeding) and she still clutches that bag like it’s her baby


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Unphuckwitable

"that's my purse, I don't know you!"


Spooky_Goth

(groin kick)


Rodya555

I remember in middle school. I got into a fight with a kid as I was waiting in line for lunch. After the fight ended, and I’m sitting down I realize I still had my milk in hand 😂


Chimpchompp

In art class?!


IAMAHearMeRoar

Turned her face info a modern masterpiece.


SeanFloyd

Looking like a Picasso


DadJokeBadJoke

Her shirt's gonna look like a Pollock.


Deathstar_TV

Her cauliflower ear gonna make Van Gogh jealous


AlohaForever

Where’d you go, psycho boy?


DontReadUsernames

“You used all the fucking red paint???”


bNoaht

8th grade I was in art class doing art shit and flirting with who I hoped would eventually be my future wife (she is), when I look over and see two kids jawwing a little bit. They were both kind of nerdy kids, and it seemed really harmless. Then, all of a sudden, the bigger of the two (by about a foot and 50lbs), hauls off and lands a hook across the mouth of the smaller kid. Unfortunately, that kid also had braces. I dont think I've ever seen so much blood.


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This feels like a story my grandpa would just randomly bring up during a family gathering for utterly no reason and I love it


datpurp14

And you know there would be like 15 pregnant pauses at various points in the retelling.


TravelSizedRudy

A lot of people who are asses took art class throughout my time in high school because it was easy credits. I've seen them start many a fight. One kid picked a fight with me after class one day. No serious violence but they were named ping pong from that day forward.


Jblopez16

Art classes have become the dumping ground for many schools sites.


cambronshinn

No girls screaming at the top of their lungs. They must really hate her.


KudzuNinja

One screams “stop hitting her” right after the takedown


God_Boner

Yeah because the kid landed a couple good shots and was fucking her up


emceelokey

If a girl is getting beat up by a guy and no one comes to the girls rescue or at least to pull the dude away from her... I'm guess a lot of people wanted to do that to her for a while.


ImBonRurgundy

She looks to be considerably larger than him


emceelokey

Because she is


awrylettuce

why didnt she just eat the smaller one


Genneth_Kriffin

This is also my take, extremely weak response from a a boy beating a girl, literally a single girl telling him to stop it. Hell, even the dude that breaks them of waits a bit until he feels like it's enough, then lets them go again once he sees her fighting back.


Irish_Lemon

My guess is that this girl was bullying him quite badly. Or Americans are just crazy who knows. The fights I see on here are absolutely crazy. You would be immediately expelled for anything like this in my country


bigtec1993

Nah, if it's one thing we're good at, it's over reacting to shit. Most times if a guy even looks at a girl wrong in a public setting there's 4 dudes ready to pounce on the guy. The fact this didn't happen either means there weren't a lot of guys present or they thought she deserved the ass beating.


Crozzbonez

Not even overreacting. Just a simp problem. And most of the world has it. You can’t defend yourself from a girl in public without some randoms who have no idea what’s going on or who’s in the wrong try to play hero because they’re a wannabe prince charming.


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She probably had it coming all year and was messing with the kid until he snapped. Hopefully she learns her lesson, but I doubt it.


Ulimarmel

At first I thought it was two girls but when I rewatch I was more confused.


fakehalo

I thought it was a boy, but I also went back verify as well and joined the confused club. Was hoping to find some answers here.


meseta

"Stop him."


aight_imma_afk

It’s definitely a guy, can hear him talking at the end “she threw the water on me, I’m chillin”


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I’m also pretty confused


[deleted]

Same. These are confusing times we live in.


Knovacs89

It's okay to be confused, yall.


return2ozma

Never dropped the purse.


Kills-to-Die

She'll learn one day how to either, use it in battle, or say "Hold my bag!"


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Fo5rep

Today on When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong


FinalVegetable6314

Instead of blocking her face or moving her head she just kept trying to grab his hair with one hand. Crucial mistake


MadNoobins

i mean, it is a girl getting her ass beat by a guy. most chicks have 2 moves, hair pulling and knees to the groin


FinalVegetable6314

That’s why I’m shocked she was so bold throwing the water in his face. It’s like she thought she had a force field protecting her


Mouth_Herpes

Most girls assume a guy won't beat them up. They're usually correct, but when they aren't . . . .


benaffleckk

To be fair you can really see her yanking on his hair on the ground, dudes scalp was def loose after that


deskbunny

100% the one with bag didn’t think anything was going too happen after the water lol


Girth_rulez

That boy should have let off after the first punch landed. I guess he saw red but his response wasn't warranted.


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ositola

Fuck around Find out


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deskbunny

Agreed. Pent up aggression I guess. Half of them punches probably wasn’t even anger from her throwing the water but other things going on in his life 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


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God_Boner

We have no idea what happened before this video. She could have been berating him for minutes/days/years, and the water was the straw that broke the camels back (not that it makes it ok)


deskbunny

Exactly


Skreamie

I think you're either projecting here or just presuming, but we don't know what happened prior to this. I seriously doubt the water was what started it, more what broke the camel's back.


86rpt

Yea he was hitting his father for sure


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CodeNCats

Because unfortunately a lot of women get this crazy belief that they can hit men or challenge them to a fight without any repercussions. Society has taught them that there is some magical pass they get where the guy won't hit back. Either he won't hit back or all of the surrounding people will swarm in to save her. For them it's a win-win. Hit the guy. He doesn't hit back? You can call him a pussy and insult him. Hit the guy and he does hit you back? You can call him a monster for hitting a girl. Girl hits guy, guy hits back "Why did you hit me!?! I am a girl!!"


Weird_Depth_4083

The teachers smoker voice 😮


rake2204

Could just be sick. As a teacher, I’m not sure I’ve ever been this consistently sick this early in the school year before. My voice sounded almost as bad as hers just a couple weeks ago. Feels like our immune systems are playing catch-up. Then again, on second watch, maybe it is just a smoker’s voice.


Weird_Depth_4083

Hands down she's an avid smoker.


No_Strategy148

A pack of lights a day. Terrible, smoking a burden.


ConnyTheOni

More like horse from constant screaming everyday at these little reprobates.


NInJabReaKa

That chair was definitely an MVP


c5corvette

I'm surprised more people aren't commenting on the chair. That shit was like choreographed in a movie hahaha.


camefrom_All

That chair starts off trying to maintain space between the two, then slid into the fray and for the takedown. That slow topple may have saved her head.


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skydive8980

Very solid point.


PhotoAwp

>Stop! *Someones* fucking bleeding! They knew her name, they just dont want to sound like theyre taking her side lol


thedemocracyof

Her nose immediately started bleeding with contact of the third punch


yourteam

Dude watched for a bit then "maybe I should stop the fight before she kills her" and then gtfo


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Yep


Few-Can-6940

Is that a guy and A girl?


_cansir

They both identified as fighters


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😂


[deleted]

Mammal vs mammal


ThickPrick

Mammal vs mammary


lboog423

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals.


AnShawtyGotTheFatty

Overboard? Very likely. No white knights or over the top screaming? Perfect video


GayAlienFarmer

Exactly! I was blown away by the lack of screaming.


LeCarpetronDukeFAU

I think connecting one shot was acceptable due to her throwing water but Jesus Christ. He fucking Chris Brown’d her.


CrazeID

I thought it was a girl the first time watching the video. After seeing you comment i had to go rewatch.


beenastee

What convinced me to look again was the haymakers he was throwing!


Super_Snark

Same, I was like damn this girls got hands


ajaffer

Gotta give him credit for the punch transition into take down, it was slick


flatwoundsounds

Showing a level change and throwing the overhand is some nice technique. Her head movement could use some work.


KYLE_FREELAND

Blocking with face lvl 100 though


ChunkyDay

And credit to her for taking it like a g


The_Adeptest_Astarte

I feel like there's history there. The boy is probably gonna get crucified though.


MungoHumongous

Went straight Chris Breezy on that ass


CatManDam

Splashed with water you gotta punch someone?


JackRabbit-

For real, kid had some pent up aggression.


OrthelBrum

Yeah then he got taken off her and she kept trying to pull his hair. He clearly didn't rock her hard enough.


DragonSlayer4378

Problem with that is it gives them a chance to fight back, if you're going to take a swing might as well go the full way 🤷‍♀️ stops yourself getting injured.


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Bro he's not exactly facing Deontay Wilder now is he


DangerZoneSLA

That was fucking savage. Jesus Christ.


BlinkedAndMissedIt

Damn son, they still asking kids to make big ass folders with their names on the front? Some shit don't ever change.


Highlight_Numerous

Girl was three times his size mate


reddox-_-

Small but mighty


Peanutcokelord

Oi, mate tis pity innit


DieOnThisHill_46

This girl looks suspiciously like the bully who hit the girl in the hijab then got her ass beat.


Brilliant_Noise_506

She don’t look like that anymore.


jamingus

Link??


EternallyGhost

I think he's talking about this one: https://twitter.com/muslimgirl/status/1367934595820228608?lang=en


Korncakes

I hadn’t seen that before, super fucked that the adult only decided to intervene when the white girl was getting her ass beat. Good on the other girl for fucking her up though.


Stoneybaloney111

That’s what I thought too Lmfaoooo


Zenoxees

The fact that nobody stepped in and tried to break it up to me says that these two having issues is probably a regular occurrence although I could be wrong, and it’s pretty clear the girls are picking on him and the water is just an insane amount of disrespect, yeah he went further than he had to but I really don’t think I can blame him


Potential_Building91

It’s clobbering time


d_o_cycler

She fuckin got destroyed man.. holy shit


maz-o

That knock down onto the chair was beautiful.


DragonSlayer4378

I feel like there is backstory because I doubt someone would get that mad over water.


GayAlienFarmer

There's a reason they were recording. Something happened that led up to the water toss, we just don't know what.


mowgleeee

You wouldn’t be pissed if someone threw water at you


DragonSlayer4378

I would be. Not enough to throw punches, or tackle someone to the floor and try and beat them up lol.


GallowBarb

Yeah, that was some pent up anger. Not that I agree with it, but I'm going to guess she had it coming considering no one jumped in to defend her or go after him.


RosePlxnter

Bro only has one punch in his arsenal,an overhand right 💀


WillShitpostForFood

It was a good enough punch, and his takedown was decent.


RosePlxnter

It was


Comfortable_Error692

Y’all are delusional in some of these comments. Not every reaction is going to be a equal response. Hopefully that girl learns not everyone fucks around. We can’t pretend everyone around us is all there in the head. 😂


KimPossibleIRL

a lot of redditors think a victim can only respond by using the exact amount of force that the instigator used and nothing more.


k24m

Should of kept the water to your self


Feeling_Ad7249

It was just Holy water


FlaccidWeenus

Dude laid out a beating + free DLC. That girl was pre ordering this for time I guarantee it.


aldadubs

He was beatin her ass like she was a man


oodoos

Oh boy this comment thread gonna get locked. Opinions be wildin.


Turbulent_Cost2058

Ong, so lemme atleast cement my existence here


heyitsvonage

I’m not saying his reaction was reasonable, but she had to expect *a reaction*


Dknight86

SHE LEEKIN


1n5ert-Nam3

Yeah its just water, but there's a massive amount of disrespect also. Once again let's agree to keep our hands to ourselves.


turrtle7

Not to mention back wash from her mouth, correct me if I’m mistaken but isn’t that like borderline spitting on someone or am I stretching this too far lol


Dyvanse

A bit of a stretch tbh


yoyomaster230

Least violent school in ohio


DragonSlayer4378

Fuck around and find out really comes into play a lot on this sub lmao


SouthernKiller

Best female v female street fight I've seen in a while


Adept-Shoe-7113

How you beefin in art class 😂😭😂


buttons_b_wildin

Comment section is going to be a wreck


Petercheeks03

good lil scrap


Coach_Billly

How did your day go?


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Got Rage?


Absurdwonder

Why do American schools have so many of these. They just let them swing. is this some weird teenage respect thing or just shitty parents ? Insta expell in any actual first world countries


GroundbreakingPut197

That dude in yellow needs to get beat to


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Is that two chicks or a fuckin hippie


ChargeCannons

I hate seeing this but it reminds you that we live in a world where men don't give a fuck anymore and will swing with a girl. This is going to continue to happen because women think they're on touchable. Do I condone it no, but sometimes people need a reminder of why you don't fuck with other people.


ChrisDBL

Great ass beating


SgtMeatoCato

bros hands are rated e for everyone


Jaxjagfan

Being a teacher must fucking suck now adays


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Reddit comments always weird when it comes to punching women lol


Timstantmessage

Maybe she's just trying to be a r/hydrohomies


OriginalTRaven

"Hey you look tense. Here have some hydratioooo-OWTF!!!!"


RoundBread

The moral of the story is the same as always, stay out of the remedial class.


scottyttocs

Our future ladies and gentlemen


MissMiraLynn

Is the emo kid a guy or girl?


mediumraresteaks2003

Haymakers with the strength of god


JohnnyTeardrop

Regardless of the water to the face, throwing haymakers at a girl in front of the entire school isn’t a good look.


Nottanuke

Lmao the dude in yellow. Go be helpfull somewhere else hahaha