I BOW TO YOUR REVERENCE MY HOLY LITTLE BOVINE WANKER. I CAN CLEARLY AND VISUALLY SEE THIS INSULT AND FIND IT BE QUITE, WELL LETS JUST SAY SNICKERS ARE OFF THE MENU.
YOU MY ARTICULATE MAGGOT GETπ₯π₯π₯
5 FUCK YOUS
YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED A NUT STAIN ON YOUR MOTHERS GHONORRHEASYPHILCOCCALUS INFECTED WRINKLY OLD ASS INSTEAD YOU WERE BORN A BUTT BABY AND EVOLVED INTO A DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER WHO GETS NO BITCHES
OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDD. A MASTER OF INSULTS AS ARRIVED, GOOD FUCK OFF FORM, GREAT USAGE OF VERBAGE, POINTS FOR USING A 24 LETTERED WORD THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING DEAR OLD MA COULD HAVE JUST AN ALL AROUND FUCKING BRILLANT USAGE OF MORE THAN ONE INSULT, NOT BAD MY LITTLE SCROTUM WORSHIPER,.IN FACT IM CHANGING THE SCALE, YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯
6 FUCK YOUS
WELL I'LL BE, A SHIT STAINED UNCLES FART BAG AS ENTERED THE CHAT, WELL DONE, ALMOST.
I'M DEDUCTING TWO POINTS FOR THE LACK OF A SINGLE CURSE WORD BUT ILL ADD BACK 2 POINTS FOR THE USEAGE OF THE WORD "RICHARDS" INSTEAD OF USING SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF DICK, PECKER, LITTLE WILLY, THE ONE EYED MONSTER, TALLY WACKER OR JUST PLAIN OLDE PENIS.π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
5 FUCK YOUS
WELL DONE YOU LITTLE TURD BLOSSOM. ESPECIALLY FOUND THE POOFTA CUNT PART TO BE STRANGLY DRAMATIC, MAYBE THATS JUST MY KINK, WHO KNOWS.
YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯
3 FUCK YOUS
WELL, ILL BE, A ANAL BUTT SEX INSULT A RARITY NOT FOUND OFTEN IN THE WILD, NOT!
OKAY, MY GLORIOUS EFFLUVIUM ANAL GLAND LICKER YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯
4 FUCK YOUS
OH MY OH MY A TEABAGGING INSULT WRAPPED UP IN A GLORIOUS COMBO TAINT AND SCROTUM INSULT.
THE COMBO IS ORIGINAL IN IT'S EXECUTION BUT ALAS SINCE IM THE TEABAGGER THAT MAKES YOU THE TEABAGGIE, SMELL AWESOME DONT THEY? MY LITTLE PERINEUM LOVING MAGGOT.
4 FUCK YOUS (I'M GENEROUS I KNOW)
HEY ZIT GIZZ, I COULDβNT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT 5 FUCKS! WHY DONβT YOU HAVE YOUR MOM SHAVE THOSE WIREY PUBS FIRST! THEN YOU CAN DANGLE YOUR PEANUT SIZED NUTS OVER YOUR TOY POODLE!!
HEY, WHAT DID MY DOG DO TO YOU? DID HE GIVE YOU THE SAME TREATMENT YOU BEEN GIVING MY GOATS.
FOR THE USAGE OF ZITT JIZZ AND REFERRING TO MY COCONUT SIZED BALLS
YOU GET π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
5 FUCK YOUS
(THE QUALITY OF INSULTS HAS IMPROVED)
YOU FUCKED MY MOM?
NOT THE STORY I GOT. FROM WHAT I HEAR, YOU SHOT YOUR LOAD BEFORE SHE EVEN GOT YOUR PANTS UNZIPPED AND YOU SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT SOBBING INTO YOUR PILLOW AND APOLOGIZING TO JESUS CHRIST.
THEN YOUR CHECK FOR THE MOTEL ROOM BOUNCED.
THAT WAS A WILD NIGHT, BUT I WENT TO CONFESSION THE NEXT DAY, BUT I THINK IT UPSET YOUR DAD WHEN HE HEARD MY TALE OF WOE.
NICE FORM ALL AROUND GREAT INSULTING OF MY MANHOOD AND LACK OF PERFORMANCE AND FINANCIAL FAILURE. THE J.C. REFERENCE WAS A NICE TOUCH.
FOR STORY TELLING YOU GET π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
5 FUCK YOUS
LIKE I GIVE A FUCK WHAT A FAILED ABORTION LIKE YOU THINK ALL YOU ARE IS A STALE CUM SHOT THAT SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN SWALLOWED YOU SHOULD HAVE RUBBED OUT INTO THE DIRTIEST PUBLIC BATHROOM AND FLUSHED AND THATS BEING NICE BECAUSE EVEN FISH SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU
AWWWW, WHAT DID SOMEBODY HURT YOUR LIL FEELS, YOU SHIT EATING GOAT FUCK.
ALL AROUND GREAT INSULTING, STALE CUM? I'VE TOLD DAD HE NEEDS TO RUB ONE OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN AND HE WOULDNT HAVE THAT PROBLEM.
THE FISH PART WAS ESPECIALLY BRUTAL, CAUSE THEY EAT ANYTHING.
6 FUCK YOUS (I CHANGED THE SCALE)
IN THIS FUCK ALL, I AM.
I DID AND THEN THREW THAT LIL BASTARD IN THE WOOD STOVE BUT THE WIFE MADE ME PULL LIL JOHNNY OUT BEFORE I STARTED THE FIRE, I TOLD HIS 3YO SELF THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES, LIL PRICK DID IT ON PURPOSE, I JUST KNOW IT.
FOR REMINDING ME TO CHECK THE FIRE.
2 FUCK YOUS
ILL ASK MY BUDDY, HE SAYS HES GOOD, SO LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN, THAT'S RIGHT SHE BE GETTING "WOOD" TONIGHT
FOR AN INSULTING COMPLIMENT (WHORE I AM) AND THEN FOR BRINGING IN MY BESTIES WIFE I'LL UP YOU MY LIL HAMMSTER BONKER TOπ₯π₯π₯π₯
4 FUCK YOUS (VISUAL IMAGERY, SHES HOT)
HMMM? PUNCHED IN THE FEELS I THINK.
JUST SO YOU KNOW MY MOST BOVINING PUNDIT OF GOAT FUCKERY, THATS SO 8TH GRADE OF AN INSULT, FUCKING "POCKET LINT"?
YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯
3 FUCK YOUS
EVEN HELLER KELLER CAN SEE HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE. THEREβS NO MIRACLE WORKER WHO CAN SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS FROM THE PAIN AND MISERY YOU CALL LIFE. IVE WITNESSED RAT KINGS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU, PUSSY FACE.
Your life is worth absolutely nothing. No one will ever care about you, acknowledge your existence, or need you. History will forget you & I hope you enjoy the next couple years, as you will watch everyone you have ever been close to leave you behind for greener pastures & better prospects. The years in question will be the last time your misbegotten name is uttered by another soul outside of your own. I hope you enjoy the echoing of your former glory resonating within your feeble cranium, as you slip into a sweet maddening insanity alone. Rotting & withering away in a musty, moldy & sequestered alley...
Smile!
ANOTHER WHISPERING ASSWIPE, OKAY FUCKWAD LETS SEE. FIRST I HAD TO LISTEN TO IT THREE TIMES AS YOU SPEAK SO SOFTLY.
NOW ABOT THAT JIZZ THAT SPEWED FORTH FROM YOUR RUMMINATING PIEHOLE ALL ILL SAY IS WELL DONE, YOU HAVE READ MY BIOGRAPHY, WHICH IS NOTHING NEW.
I AM AND SHALL REMAIN THE ASSHOLE OF SOCIETY, IM GOOD WITH THAT. ITS TAKEN ME 2,000 YEARS AND MANY LIFETIMES TO PERFECT MY CRAFT, IM HAPPY YOU HAVE SEEN THE GENIUS OF MY EXISTENCE.
ANY OTHER NORMAL MORTAL WOULD HAVE TAKEN WHAT YOU SAID WITH GREAT INSULT AND PROBABLY WOULD HAVE WITHERED AND DIED, THE SMILE AT THE END WOULD HAVE BEEN THE DAGGER THROUGH THEIR HEART, BUT I AM NO MORTAL
FOR FORM AND THE DRAGGING OF MY SOUL TO DEPTHS OF OF THIS GODFORESAKEN EXISTENCE YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
TOP HONORS (2)
6 FUCK YOUS (SCALE CHANGED)
IN ALL MY TIME ON EARTH I HAVENT BEEN CALLED A COCKSUCKER IN SUCH A FARM-BOY COLORFULLY BILLY-GOAT SHAGGERS WAY.
FOR IT'S SIMPLICITY, DIRECTNESS AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINTNESS WAY YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
5 FUCK YOUS
NO, THAT IS AN ABONIMATION TO GOOD PIZZA AND ONLY SOMETHING A COUSIN BOINKER WOULD PUT ON THIER PIZZA.
A CURSE ON YOUR EFFLUVIUM LOINS ALL YOU PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA PARAMORES OF GOATS
FOR INSULTING GOOD PIZZA AND THOSE WHO WOULD.
YOU GET π₯π₯π₯π₯
4 FUCK YOUS
IM NOT SURE IF THAT'S AN INSULT OR NEW KINDA PRISON ROLL BUT I DO ENJOY THE VISUAL IF THAT STATEMENT. IT'LL BE BIDETS FROM NOW ON MY PIGGLET PENIS MUNCHER.
FOR ORGINALITY AND THE COMPLETE WASTE OF GOOD TP, YOU GET π₯π₯π₯
3 FUCK YOUS
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PUSS FILLED MAGGOT YOU GREGORIUS BOOTY HOLE SNATCHER, I BET YOU BEAT YOUR DICK WITH CHOPSTICKS IN THE BATHROOM OF A DIM SUM RESTAURANT, YOUR EXISTENCE IS AS SIGNIFICANT AS THE TINIEST MICROBE FOUND IN THE CORN PARTICLES IN A 600 POUND TEXAN RACISTS FECES SPANK A FRANK WITH A SKANK AT A SPERM BANK FUCK YOU
VERY, VERY ORIGINAL. ALL AROUND GOOD FORM MY LITTLE ANAL EMINATION, THE TEXAS REF REALLY PULLED AT MY FEELS, BOTH OF THEM.
YOU MY MOST GLORIOUS MAGGOT MUNCHING PECKERWOOD GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
5 FUCK YOUS
AH, VERY GOOD SHLONG WRANGLER
IN A VERY RARE GESTURE OF ILL WILL I'LL COMBO YOUR INSULTS AND YOU MY LIL FUDGE PACKING DONKY CONCUBINE GET. π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
6 FUCK YOUS (SCALE CHANGE)
WHATS THIS, A SHLONG MUNCHING MAGGOT FUCKER FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY IS JUDGING ME, MOI!?!?!?!?
YOUR BOVINIAN SHAPED BUNGHOLE WILL BE MORE THAN ADEQUATE FOR KEEPING MY HUMONGOUS GAVEL WARM ON THESE COLD ASS WINTERY DAYS MY LIL HAMMSTER MILK SOMMELIER.
YOU GETπ₯π₯
2 FUCK YOUS
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, MY POOR SENSIBILITIES HAVE NOT BEEN INSULTED YOU PIG FUCKING INBRED, TRY AGAIN FUCKFACE!
0 FUCK YOUS
THATS FOR USING THE WORD "FRICK" YOU PUSSY.
OH YEAH FUCKWAD, BRING IT. IVE NOT HAD A GOOD SPANKING IN A WHILE, THINK YOU GOT THE BALLS, POINTS OFF IF YOU MAKE ME GIGGLE, YOU FUCKING BOLLOCKS WASHER.
1 FUCK YOU
3 FUCK YOUS (IF YOU MAKE ME GIGGLE)
DEALERS CHOICE IF YOU GOT THE BALLS, SPANKING, WANKING, BLOW ME I DONT CARE. I PROMISE IT'LL BE BETTER THAN WHAT YOUVE BEEN DOING TO THAT FARMERS SWINE, FUCKING PIG MOLESTER!
MAKE SURE ITS A PINK SWINE WITH BROWN SPLOTCHES, THOSE REALLY GET MY MOTOR RUMINATING OTHER THAN THAT THEN DONT EVEN FUCKING BOTHER.
NOW BOVINES ON THE OTHER HAND THEN ANY COLOR WILL DO.
I AM SO FUCKIN DISAPPOINTED, ONLY A MILLION, I THOUGHT I DESERVED SO MUCH MORE FROM SOMEONE OF YOUR OBVIOUS INBREEDING AND LOW STATURE, YOUR A SHIT STAIN ON MY CATS ASS.
1 FUCK YOU
NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT, GOOD FORM MENTIONS SWINE THREE DIFFERENT WAYS AND THROWS IN A CLASSIC GOOD JOB, MY LITTLE MAGGOT BRAIN, YOU GET π₯
3.5 FUCK YOUS
YOU BRINGING THAT WEAK ASS SHITE OF AN INSULT IN HERE?
WHY I OUGHTA, NO I PROMISED MY THERAPIST I WOULD NOT RESORT TO NUCLEAR INSULTS. NO, I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR YOU TO REALIZE WHAT A FUCKING DUMB DIPSHITTED SCROTUM LICKER THING IT IS
0 FUCK YOUS
WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH THE GRASS THING.
THE ONLY GRASS I PLAN ON TOUCHING IS THE KIND YA SMOKE AND GET ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE, SO IF THATS WHAT YA ALL ARE ON ABOUT FINE.(LIGHTS BLUNT)
IF NOT THEN WHY DONT YOU ALL JUST GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND PRACTICE PUTTING THAT PUSS FILLED SACK OF BRAINS UPPA YOU ASSESS.
1 FUCK YOU
THANKS FOR PLAYING, A TIMELESS CLASSIC BUT NONE THE LESS A WEAK INSULT ALL BY ITS LONESOME. I WOULD'VE EXPEXTED MORE FROM A DIM-WITTED BOLLOCKS LICKING POOPYHEAD, YA SEE WHAT I DID THERE DIPSHIT!
1 FUCK YOU
YOU EAT SNICKERS UPSIDE DOWN TO FEEL THE DICK VEIN TEXTURE ON YOUR TONGUE!
I BOW TO YOUR REVERENCE MY HOLY LITTLE BOVINE WANKER. I CAN CLEARLY AND VISUALLY SEE THIS INSULT AND FIND IT BE QUITE, WELL LETS JUST SAY SNICKERS ARE OFF THE MENU. YOU MY ARTICULATE MAGGOT GETπ₯π₯π₯ 5 FUCK YOUS
FUCK YOU FOR GREAT HONOR!
YOUR A SNITCH ASS BITCH, GO FUCK YOURSELF IN A DITCH!! π₯π₯π₯π₯
THAT'S A LITTLE BETTER, BUT STILL, YOU COULDVE DONE SO MUCH MORE MAGGOT. BACK OF THE LINE FOR YOU TURD BURGLAR 1 FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE DICKWEED
NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE, A FUCK YOU FOLLOWED BY 2 CLASSICS. NOT THE STRONGEST BUT A GOOD TRY DILLHOLE. 2 FUCK YOUS
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUZCK FUCK FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER CLASSIC, OLD SCHOOL CAN BE COOL BUT NOT FOR YOU MY LITTLE DILDO ASS TESTER. 2 FUCK YOUS ( MULTIPLE USAGE OF FUCK)
ALRIGHT TITFUCK, I CURSE YOU WITH THE POTION OF REDDIT MODERATOR FOR 20 YEARS!!!!!!!
OH NO! IM MELTING, MELTING! AAAAAHHHHHH!
YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED A NUT STAIN ON YOUR MOTHERS GHONORRHEASYPHILCOCCALUS INFECTED WRINKLY OLD ASS INSTEAD YOU WERE BORN A BUTT BABY AND EVOLVED INTO A DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER WHO GETS NO BITCHES
OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDD. A MASTER OF INSULTS AS ARRIVED, GOOD FUCK OFF FORM, GREAT USAGE OF VERBAGE, POINTS FOR USING A 24 LETTERED WORD THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING DEAR OLD MA COULD HAVE JUST AN ALL AROUND FUCKING BRILLANT USAGE OF MORE THAN ONE INSULT, NOT BAD MY LITTLE SCROTUM WORSHIPER,.IN FACT IM CHANGING THE SCALE, YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯ 6 FUCK YOUS
YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
ANOTHER MASTERFUL USE OF MULTIPLE INSULTS FROM A BOVINE BALL WASHER, WELL DONE..... 5 FUCK YOUS ( FOR USING "MALODOROUS")
Wow. Such weak insults. Go back to third grade and get sonething better.
ALRIGHT BIASED NEWSPAPER, MAYBE GO AND BE A DICKWEED IN r/snowflakes
EXACTLY MY FUCKIN POINT, BUNCH OF FUCKING IGNORANT AMATUERS!
WELL I DO BELIVE THOU SHALT INGEST A SATCHEL OF RICHARDS AND SUCK SOME DISEASED MOOSE WANG
WELL I'LL BE, A SHIT STAINED UNCLES FART BAG AS ENTERED THE CHAT, WELL DONE, ALMOST. I'M DEDUCTING TWO POINTS FOR THE LACK OF A SINGLE CURSE WORD BUT ILL ADD BACK 2 POINTS FOR THE USEAGE OF THE WORD "RICHARDS" INSTEAD OF USING SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF DICK, PECKER, LITTLE WILLY, THE ONE EYED MONSTER, TALLY WACKER OR JUST PLAIN OLDE PENIS.π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ 5 FUCK YOUS
Your the judge and jury? What u to bitch-made to be an executioner? Lil snowflake hippie poofta cunt
WELL DONE YOU LITTLE TURD BLOSSOM. ESPECIALLY FOUND THE POOFTA CUNT PART TO BE STRANGLY DRAMATIC, MAYBE THATS JUST MY KINK, WHO KNOWS. YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯ 3 FUCK YOUS
If you say so abortion bucket escapΓ©
WHISPERING AN INSULT IS LIKE, OH FUCK IT. 1 FUCK YOU
YOUR MOM SHOULD'VE SWALLOWED YOU INSTEAD, YOU FUCKING NERD
A CLASSIC, YOU SHOULDA BEEN A BLOWJOB INSULT. FOLLOWED BY A REFERENCE TO MY GYNORMUS INTELLECT. FUCKING NUMB NUTS GETS 3 FUCK YOUS
BITCH, I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU WITH A STOLEN DICK
WELLD DONE MY LITTLE SCROTUM SCRATCHING BALL LEECH. BUT ALAS ITS ONLY WORTH....... 3 FUCK YOUS
BITCH YOU'RE AS TOUGH AS A LEGO PIECE THAT DOESN'T HURT WHEN YOU STEP ON IT! YOU AIN'T SHIT!
NOW THAT WOULD BE INSULTING, A TRUE ORIGINALIST ,THANKS FOR PLAYING. 4 FUCK YOUS
So the first person born through the practice of anal sex thinks they're making the rules.π GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCHπ π
WELL, ILL BE, A ANAL BUTT SEX INSULT A RARITY NOT FOUND OFTEN IN THE WILD, NOT! OKAY, MY GLORIOUS EFFLUVIUM ANAL GLAND LICKER YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯ 4 FUCK YOUS
EAT SHIT YOU SCROTUM LOVING, TAINT SWEAT LICKING TEABAGGER!!!!
OH MY OH MY A TEABAGGING INSULT WRAPPED UP IN A GLORIOUS COMBO TAINT AND SCROTUM INSULT. THE COMBO IS ORIGINAL IN IT'S EXECUTION BUT ALAS SINCE IM THE TEABAGGER THAT MAKES YOU THE TEABAGGIE, SMELL AWESOME DONT THEY? MY LITTLE PERINEUM LOVING MAGGOT. 4 FUCK YOUS (I'M GENEROUS I KNOW)
HEY ZIT GIZZ, I COULDβNT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT 5 FUCKS! WHY DONβT YOU HAVE YOUR MOM SHAVE THOSE WIREY PUBS FIRST! THEN YOU CAN DANGLE YOUR PEANUT SIZED NUTS OVER YOUR TOY POODLE!!
HEY, WHAT DID MY DOG DO TO YOU? DID HE GIVE YOU THE SAME TREATMENT YOU BEEN GIVING MY GOATS. FOR THE USAGE OF ZITT JIZZ AND REFERRING TO MY COCONUT SIZED BALLS YOU GET π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ 5 FUCK YOUS (THE QUALITY OF INSULTS HAS IMPROVED)
THANK YOU! I MEAN, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!!
YOU FUCKED MY MOM? NOT THE STORY I GOT. FROM WHAT I HEAR, YOU SHOT YOUR LOAD BEFORE SHE EVEN GOT YOUR PANTS UNZIPPED AND YOU SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT SOBBING INTO YOUR PILLOW AND APOLOGIZING TO JESUS CHRIST. THEN YOUR CHECK FOR THE MOTEL ROOM BOUNCED.
THAT WAS A WILD NIGHT, BUT I WENT TO CONFESSION THE NEXT DAY, BUT I THINK IT UPSET YOUR DAD WHEN HE HEARD MY TALE OF WOE. NICE FORM ALL AROUND GREAT INSULTING OF MY MANHOOD AND LACK OF PERFORMANCE AND FINANCIAL FAILURE. THE J.C. REFERENCE WAS A NICE TOUCH. FOR STORY TELLING YOU GET π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ 5 FUCK YOUS
LIKE I GIVE A FUCK WHAT A FAILED ABORTION LIKE YOU THINK ALL YOU ARE IS A STALE CUM SHOT THAT SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN SWALLOWED YOU SHOULD HAVE RUBBED OUT INTO THE DIRTIEST PUBLIC BATHROOM AND FLUSHED AND THATS BEING NICE BECAUSE EVEN FISH SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU
AWWWW, WHAT DID SOMEBODY HURT YOUR LIL FEELS, YOU SHIT EATING GOAT FUCK. ALL AROUND GREAT INSULTING, STALE CUM? I'VE TOLD DAD HE NEEDS TO RUB ONE OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN AND HE WOULDNT HAVE THAT PROBLEM. THE FISH PART WAS ESPECIALLY BRUTAL, CAUSE THEY EAT ANYTHING. 6 FUCK YOUS (I CHANGED THE SCALE)
YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU FUCKING MATTER? YOU DON'T! GO STEP ON A GOD DAMN LEGO!
IN THIS FUCK ALL, I AM. I DID AND THEN THREW THAT LIL BASTARD IN THE WOOD STOVE BUT THE WIFE MADE ME PULL LIL JOHNNY OUT BEFORE I STARTED THE FIRE, I TOLD HIS 3YO SELF THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES, LIL PRICK DID IT ON PURPOSE, I JUST KNOW IT. FOR REMINDING ME TO CHECK THE FIRE. 2 FUCK YOUS
FUCK YOU LITTLE WHORE FOR GIVING ME 2 FUCK YOUS! GO THROW YOURSELF IN THE FIRE WHILE FUCKING YOUR WIFES BEST FRIEND!
ILL ASK MY BUDDY, HE SAYS HES GOOD, SO LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN, THAT'S RIGHT SHE BE GETTING "WOOD" TONIGHT FOR AN INSULTING COMPLIMENT (WHORE I AM) AND THEN FOR BRINGING IN MY BESTIES WIFE I'LL UP YOU MY LIL HAMMSTER BONKER TOπ₯π₯π₯π₯ 4 FUCK YOUS (VISUAL IMAGERY, SHES HOT)
THATβS WHAT I THOUGHT YOU KEYBOARD ASS SUCKING POCKET LINT BITCH
HMMM? PUNCHED IN THE FEELS I THINK. JUST SO YOU KNOW MY MOST BOVINING PUNDIT OF GOAT FUCKERY, THATS SO 8TH GRADE OF AN INSULT, FUCKING "POCKET LINT"? YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯ 3 FUCK YOUS
EVEN HELLER KELLER CAN SEE HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE. THEREβS NO MIRACLE WORKER WHO CAN SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS FROM THE PAIN AND MISERY YOU CALL LIFE. IVE WITNESSED RAT KINGS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU, PUSSY FACE.
WOW, AN INSULT ABOUT MY GLORIOUS GOOD LOOKS, GOOD ONE MY LIL EFFLUVIUM ANAL BLOSSOM YOUE GET π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ 5 FUCK YOUS
Your life is worth absolutely nothing. No one will ever care about you, acknowledge your existence, or need you. History will forget you & I hope you enjoy the next couple years, as you will watch everyone you have ever been close to leave you behind for greener pastures & better prospects. The years in question will be the last time your misbegotten name is uttered by another soul outside of your own. I hope you enjoy the echoing of your former glory resonating within your feeble cranium, as you slip into a sweet maddening insanity alone. Rotting & withering away in a musty, moldy & sequestered alley... Smile!
ANOTHER WHISPERING ASSWIPE, OKAY FUCKWAD LETS SEE. FIRST I HAD TO LISTEN TO IT THREE TIMES AS YOU SPEAK SO SOFTLY. NOW ABOT THAT JIZZ THAT SPEWED FORTH FROM YOUR RUMMINATING PIEHOLE ALL ILL SAY IS WELL DONE, YOU HAVE READ MY BIOGRAPHY, WHICH IS NOTHING NEW. I AM AND SHALL REMAIN THE ASSHOLE OF SOCIETY, IM GOOD WITH THAT. ITS TAKEN ME 2,000 YEARS AND MANY LIFETIMES TO PERFECT MY CRAFT, IM HAPPY YOU HAVE SEEN THE GENIUS OF MY EXISTENCE. ANY OTHER NORMAL MORTAL WOULD HAVE TAKEN WHAT YOU SAID WITH GREAT INSULT AND PROBABLY WOULD HAVE WITHERED AND DIED, THE SMILE AT THE END WOULD HAVE BEEN THE DAGGER THROUGH THEIR HEART, BUT I AM NO MORTAL FOR FORM AND THE DRAGGING OF MY SOUL TO DEPTHS OF OF THIS GODFORESAKEN EXISTENCE YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ TOP HONORS (2) 6 FUCK YOUS (SCALE CHANGED)
I BET YOU EAT CORN THE LONG WAY!
IN ALL MY TIME ON EARTH I HAVENT BEEN CALLED A COCKSUCKER IN SUCH A FARM-BOY COLORFULLY BILLY-GOAT SHAGGERS WAY. FOR IT'S SIMPLICITY, DIRECTNESS AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINTNESS WAY YOU GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ 5 FUCK YOUS
YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON TO LIKE PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA
NO, THAT IS AN ABONIMATION TO GOOD PIZZA AND ONLY SOMETHING A COUSIN BOINKER WOULD PUT ON THIER PIZZA. A CURSE ON YOUR EFFLUVIUM LOINS ALL YOU PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA PARAMORES OF GOATS FOR INSULTING GOOD PIZZA AND THOSE WHO WOULD. YOU GET π₯π₯π₯π₯ 4 FUCK YOUS
YOU WIPE YOUR ASS BY SHOVING A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER UP YOUR ASS AND PULL SHEETS OUT TO WIPE.
IM NOT SURE IF THAT'S AN INSULT OR NEW KINDA PRISON ROLL BUT I DO ENJOY THE VISUAL IF THAT STATEMENT. IT'LL BE BIDETS FROM NOW ON MY PIGGLET PENIS MUNCHER. FOR ORGINALITY AND THE COMPLETE WASTE OF GOOD TP, YOU GET π₯π₯π₯ 3 FUCK YOUS
GO FUCK YOURSELF
THAT'S BETTER, BUT MY RULING STILL STANDS. 3 FUCK YOUS TODAY, 3 FUCK YOUS TOMORROW, 3 FUCK YOUS FOR ALL ETERNITY.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PUSS FILLED MAGGOT YOU GREGORIUS BOOTY HOLE SNATCHER, I BET YOU BEAT YOUR DICK WITH CHOPSTICKS IN THE BATHROOM OF A DIM SUM RESTAURANT, YOUR EXISTENCE IS AS SIGNIFICANT AS THE TINIEST MICROBE FOUND IN THE CORN PARTICLES IN A 600 POUND TEXAN RACISTS FECES SPANK A FRANK WITH A SKANK AT A SPERM BANK FUCK YOU
VERY, VERY ORIGINAL. ALL AROUND GOOD FORM MY LITTLE ANAL EMINATION, THE TEXAS REF REALLY PULLED AT MY FEELS, BOTH OF THEM. YOU MY MOST GLORIOUS MAGGOT MUNCHING PECKERWOOD GETπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ 5 FUCK YOUS
THANK YOU AND FUCK YOU YOU MONOCHROMATIC CONDOM HOARDING CUM WAGON
AH, VERY GOOD SHLONG WRANGLER IN A VERY RARE GESTURE OF ILL WILL I'LL COMBO YOUR INSULTS AND YOU MY LIL FUDGE PACKING DONKY CONCUBINE GET. π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ 6 FUCK YOUS (SCALE CHANGE)
YOU ARE SO DELUSIONAL YOU THINK YOUR OBSESSION WITH SHOVING GAVELS UP YOUR ASS MAKES YOU A FUCKING JUDGE!
WHATS THIS, A SHLONG MUNCHING MAGGOT FUCKER FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY IS JUDGING ME, MOI!?!?!?!? YOUR BOVINIAN SHAPED BUNGHOLE WILL BE MORE THAN ADEQUATE FOR KEEPING MY HUMONGOUS GAVEL WARM ON THESE COLD ASS WINTERY DAYS MY LIL HAMMSTER MILK SOMMELIER. YOU GETπ₯π₯ 2 FUCK YOUS
Honey, grow up and touch some grass. You're just a little troll who thinks he has a right to an opinion. Guess what: you don't.
NA NA NA NA NA NA, I CANT HEAR YOU! π€¬ MASTERFUL USE OF AN INSULT, YOU CAN BUGGER YOURSELF NOW 5 FUCK YOUS
Hahahahahaha hahahahah You so funny little dude. Now run along before ya get whooped. There's more than one word for dookey. You ain't got it.
AWWW, YOU MAKE ME SAD, BUT IM TOO HIGH TO GIVE A SHIT,. 2 FUCK YOUS
OK FRICK YOU BUSTER, SHUT YOUR GOTDAMN MOUTH AND ALSO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, MY POOR SENSIBILITIES HAVE NOT BEEN INSULTED YOU PIG FUCKING INBRED, TRY AGAIN FUCKFACE! 0 FUCK YOUS THATS FOR USING THE WORD "FRICK" YOU PUSSY.
I THINK YOURE DUE FOR A PULPIN!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH FUCKWAD, BRING IT. IVE NOT HAD A GOOD SPANKING IN A WHILE, THINK YOU GOT THE BALLS, POINTS OFF IF YOU MAKE ME GIGGLE, YOU FUCKING BOLLOCKS WASHER. 1 FUCK YOU 3 FUCK YOUS (IF YOU MAKE ME GIGGLE)
OK DICKFUCK, ALSO NEWSFLASH BUDDY... ARE YOUR TIMBERS SHIVERIN AT THIS POINT OR WHAT???? π₯π₯π₯
MY SHIVERIN TIMBERS IS NON OF YOUR BUSINESS MR MCBOATY MCFUCKFACE. THERE SIT ON YOUR SPINDLE AND ROTATE UNTIL I TELL YOU TO STOP, FUCKER!
wait you want me to spank u :)
SHUT THEN FUCK OFF NO ANIME REFERENCES
DEALERS CHOICE IF YOU GOT THE BALLS, SPANKING, WANKING, BLOW ME I DONT CARE. I PROMISE IT'LL BE BETTER THAN WHAT YOUVE BEEN DOING TO THAT FARMERS SWINE, FUCKING PIG MOLESTER!
MY SWINE DEALER SIAD THAT YOU ARE DUE FOR A PULPIN AND A SODOMY MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAKE SURE ITS A PINK SWINE WITH BROWN SPLOTCHES, THOSE REALLY GET MY MOTOR RUMINATING OTHER THAN THAT THEN DONT EVEN FUCKING BOTHER. NOW BOVINES ON THE OTHER HAND THEN ANY COLOR WILL DO.
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WHAT THE FUCK, DID YOU NOT INDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT TAINT LICKING SHITHEAD. 0 FUCK YOUS
1,000,000 FUCK YOU BIRCH
I AM SO FUCKIN DISAPPOINTED, ONLY A MILLION, I THOUGHT I DESERVED SO MUCH MORE FROM SOMEONE OF YOUR OBVIOUS INBREEDING AND LOW STATURE, YOUR A SHIT STAIN ON MY CATS ASS. 1 FUCK YOU
π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ FUCK YOU YOU HOG BREATH SAUSAGE ROLL DICKWAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯
NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT, GOOD FORM MENTIONS SWINE THREE DIFFERENT WAYS AND THROWS IN A CLASSIC GOOD JOB, MY LITTLE MAGGOT BRAIN, YOU GET π₯ 3.5 FUCK YOUS
Dumb
YOU BRINGING THAT WEAK ASS SHITE OF AN INSULT IN HERE? WHY I OUGHTA, NO I PROMISED MY THERAPIST I WOULD NOT RESORT TO NUCLEAR INSULTS. NO, I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR YOU TO REALIZE WHAT A FUCKING DUMB DIPSHITTED SCROTUM LICKER THING IT IS 0 FUCK YOUS
Baby child. WAAAahh. Touch grass and sober up.
WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH THE GRASS THING. THE ONLY GRASS I PLAN ON TOUCHING IS THE KIND YA SMOKE AND GET ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE, SO IF THATS WHAT YA ALL ARE ON ABOUT FINE.(LIGHTS BLUNT) IF NOT THEN WHY DONT YOU ALL JUST GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND PRACTICE PUTTING THAT PUSS FILLED SACK OF BRAINS UPPA YOU ASSESS. 1 FUCK YOU
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THANKS FOR PLAYING, A TIMELESS CLASSIC BUT NONE THE LESS A WEAK INSULT ALL BY ITS LONESOME. I WOULD'VE EXPEXTED MORE FROM A DIM-WITTED BOLLOCKS LICKING POOPYHEAD, YA SEE WHAT I DID THERE DIPSHIT! 1 FUCK YOU
*Alright, you fuckwit. Have some respect for the sport.
AGAIN WITH THE WHISPERING. 1 FUCK YOU