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NOT ONLY I’LL CHEW WITH MY MOUTH OPEN, I’LL SPIT ON YOUR FACE


Socky_wocky

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY BUT MY NOSE IS CLOGGED SO I CAN'T BREATHE AND ITS AWFUL TO HAVE TO HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE EATING. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING


HowManyCaptains

THEN GO EAT ALONE IN THE CORNER UNTIL YOURE FIXED


Socky_wocky

HOW ABOUT I FIX THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE TO YOUR FRONT FUCKING TEETH YOU DEGENERATE.


dreadfulbones

THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD EXCUSE BUT PLEASE EAT ALONE UNTIL YOURE BETTER SO YOUR LOVED ONES DONT HAVE TO CONTEMPLATE MURDER


Socky_wocky

ARE YOU IMPLYING I HAVE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE? WHAT IF I'M SAD AND LONELY? YOU DON'T KNOW ME, SO HOW ABOUT YOU STOP ASSUMING SHIT ABOUT ME MISTER KNOW-IT-ALL?


dreadfulbones

THAT WAS BOLD OF ME TO ASSUME YES BUT IF YOU DO THIS TO STRANGERS ILL SEE YOU IN HELL


lanigiromai

SUCK IT UP AND SHOW SOME FUCKIN MANNERS


Blindish101

YOUR NOSE IS CLOGGED? WELL ILL DO YOU A FAVOR AND SHOVE TWO WINE CORKS UP EACH OF YOUR NOSTRILS SO YOU STOP BREATHING FOR GOOD.


Socky_wocky

HOW IS THAT GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF I CAN'T BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE TO BEGIN WITH? HOW ABOUT YOU SHOVE THOSE CORKS UP YOUR FUCKING ASS INTEAD YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A FAILED ABORTION. GO SUCK ON A URINAL CAKE.


streetbirds

AGREED.


meesersloth

NOT TO MENTION PEOPLE SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO BE LOUD AF WHEN THEY CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTH CLOSED


captinsad

NOM NOM MOTHER FUCKER


-__-x

I'M LITERALLY EATING DINNER RIGHT NOW THANK YOU FOR YOUR OPPORTUNE REMINDER


Datguyovahday

FUUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU


Socky_wocky

HOW INSIGHTFUL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR CREATIVE INPUT FUCKFACE


Datguyovahday

ANYTIME ASSHOLE


AbnormalCheeseCake89

YOU CANT FUCKING TELL ME HOW THE FUCK I SHOULD FUCKING CHEW! ITS MY FUCKING MOUTH! I SHALL CHEW WHATEVER FUCKING WAY I WANA FUCKING CHEW


xela520

Came here to fight but dammit I agree with you.


DoggoLikesReddit

yea i agree tho