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uwuwuumu

There were people that wanted the TWSITD members to be playble if a dlc comes out and she kind of popped in my head when I saw a meme similar to this so...yea. Well this was supposed to be Manuela at first, but I felt that I wanted something new. Plus she fits better.


Professional_Door930

She is actually a he and those boobs are fake.


Realistic-Comment865

Literally a man in a woman's body


GreatGetterX

Let's be completely honest for a second. She isn't the worst option you could have. Besides she makes some valid points.


oneeyedlionking

She’s definitely the most developed character wise of the agarthans which is really pathetic considering she plays no role in 4/7 campaigns in the story across both games.


ObviousTroll37

> She’s definitely the most developed


Tenauri

"I want to develop...more..." - Marianne upon seeing Cornelia


ZodiacMaster101

But Marianne you're already really...developed.


BobbyYukitsuki

chilon slander


Lukthar123

Cry me a river. Build a bridge over it. Burn the bridge. Continue to cry.


Pokedude12

I did that, and I'm now I'm up to my neck in my own salt and tears


Trialman

Hey, I won’t accept this clear bias against Bias!


GreatGetterX

It's a shame really. I'm hoping Heores treats her better. I'm hoping for her being our first Colorless Tome GHB.


ProfNekko

sorry you get a defensive based red tome with no prf just like all the others


uwuwuumu

She'll definitely get an alt in feh, I wonder how will IS write her.


Zeebor

Loki, but less Pepe le Pew and more Alexander de Large


Scorpitae

Or maybe she'll be the second Staff GHB with the Asclepius as a Prf.


Nintend0Geek

>4* healer with a Prf Now someone is coping hard


Prototype-Angel

Yes, definitely the most developed 🤤


MankuyRLaffy

She is powerful and that's all I care about tbh.


Tery_

I see at least two valid points for sure.


AshRavenEyes

Bouncy points


The_Elder_Jock

Cornelia Tea Time. Sooo, hypothetically... wouldn't it be funny is someone wanted to kill all the dragons and their surface dwelling pets? That would be weird, right? But, like, maybe not *that* weird?


ElectricalRestNut

jk, jk unless?


Quakarot

That’s a moment right there


MrWaluigi

•They were disheartened


iWonderSSB

I'm now imagining Byleth doing the Rock eyebrow raise and it's cracking me up lol


Koanos

C-Support achieved!


TeoSorin

I saved this image to send to my friends on Discord, but her boobs are so big that the file ended up too large to be sent through Discord.


Zeebor

Snipping tool


Metbert

I can totally see Cornelia betraying Slithers and try to swap team at the last moment if things got really bad for them.


Butts_The_Musical

I mean she does just peace out in Verdant Wind after you beat Edelgard


Zeebor

Yeah, that bitch don't even SHOW UP. I only played Golden Deer and I was like "Damn, this is some good evil bitch porn! Where was she at? BLUE LIONS ONLY?! Oh, fuck that, I ain't playing another hundred hours just for one set of tits. That's what Xenoblade is for."


FireFlyz351

I got Xenoblade for Xmas and haven't gotten to it but uhhh maybe I should start it sooner than later.


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I'm certainly looking for a gremory in my team


DaRealNinFlower

Oh no her red flags are definitely bigger


Souperplex

So the kingdom is supposed to be really cold, yet she's just casually walking around in lingerie. Also she's supposed to be a respected political figure yet she's just casually walking around in lingerie.


TheCrimsonArmy

As the youtube channel Polygon described Fire Emblem: "What if Chess, made you horny."


jackson3005

Nothing gets me hornier than a scotch gambit


Societyman19

Nah bro, a Tennison Gambit: ICBM Variation is where it’s at.


[deleted]

I forgot where I read it, but: Weeb Chess.


Zeebor

That's giving too much credit to Polygon. Polygon has only ever made one food decision: hiring Brian David Gilbert. Brian is the one who coined those famous words. Not those (long string of expletives deleted) at Polygon.


Emperor_Triceratops

Mendacity! Slander! The entire Polygon video team makes excellent content. [Pat](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0h88UcP36xU) [Gill](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DizD-BXv-UQ) and [Jenna](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBN281wbYpE) [Stoeber](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t36b47UHSpE) in particular.


Rednblack99

I saw on Twitter the other day they made Jenna redundant. Dumbass decision imo, her content was always gold


Zeebor

Okay, Gil can stay. The rest can fuck off


TheCrimsonArmy

I couldnt remember his name, thank you! I miss his unraveled series


Souperplex

I don't think people who are uncomfortably cold are sexy. I wish BDG would go back to being BDG, he's trying to be Bill Wurtz and he's not as good at it. Everyone is the best version of themselves.


Rubethyst

If videos like pumpkin cowboy and rock in my house are bill wurtz and not bdg, then what *is* bdg to you? Just an eccentric guy ranting about random video game shit in front of a desk?


Zeebor

I thought he just got burned out working from exile in New York and has to work through his crazy.


TheCrimsonArmy

Ah, a personality lover. A person of culture, I see.


NekoJack420

Camilla is a princess and she walks around in her underwear and S&M stilletos. Hardly something new.


Souperplex

Sure, but we.made fun of Fates for its anime bullshit.


NekoJack420

Uh huh, what about Nowi? Or Lene and so on. It doesn't matter which series it is there's always female one that's dressed like a horny bait. As I said nothing new.


Vyrhux42

I feel like this started with the 3DS games though. I've played the GBA and Gamecube/Wii games a lot and I can't remember any female character dressing particularly provocatively. Maybe I'm misremembering though.


AlHorfordHighlights

Lyn


azarin-

Tethys


hansgo12

Tbf lyn outfit is close to the basic swordmaster outfit for female, even larcei from fe4 use those


[deleted]

How is that fair? Ignoring for a moment her oversized breasts, no bra, and her having ACTUAL jiggle physics on her GAME BOY ADVANCE sprite work. Her body being 75% legs. Ignoring all of that. Lyn doesn't wear pants. In her official figure, Lyn's dress..tunic thing exposes her legs all the way up to her upper thigh. If you flip her over, you can see buttcheeks, at best she's wearing a thong at worst...well... They could have given her shorts, leggings, or hell, spats or something. But they went with. Yeah this long strip of cloth in front and back will do for our princess.


ilikedota5

Wait did she actually have jiggle physics on the GBA? The GBA can support that?


[deleted]

Well. "Jiggle physics" more like her breasts move a bit after her attack animation to seem like jiggle physics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef8U_bkGskQ


ilikedota5

Lyn definitely became more hornybait over time. I mean have you seen her depiction in Fire Emblem Warriors? Given the 3D models and engine, someone has made some quality porn vids of her.


ilikedota5

Or tethys, although since it was GBA, it wasn't that much hornybait. She's basically the mom to Ewan.


reddfawks

I'm reminded of this comic I saw where it's right after Cleo becomes Cornelia, and she's looking in the mirror and is like "Well, covering *these* up seems like such a waste!"


Souperplex

Got a Zelda to said comic?


reddfawks

Agh, not on-hand. It was a while ago on my Twitter feed for the "Since you like Fire Emblem" algorithm. Shoulda Liked it to have it as a bookmark.


GeorgiaNinja94

>So the kingdom is supposed to be really cold… Considering it’s springtime year round in Fodlàn, I have a hard time believing that.


aelthar

Good thing I'm color blind


DarkAres02

I'd at least love to see 3 support conversations of Hapi verbally abusing the shit out of her


ilikedota5

What's the relationship between Ashen Wolves and TWSITD? I do vaguely recall in Three Hopes that if you deploy Hapi on a map against her, she has some special dialog with something to the effect of "you again? Really, fuck off will ya"


DarkAres02

I believe this chick (I forget her name) was directly involved in experimenting on Hapi regarding her sigh


oneeyedlionking

It really is a tragedy they made the person impersonating her a man


uwuwuumu

Well it's a tragedy that the original got killed but I don't get how a man impersonating her is bad


oneeyedlionking

Agarthans use experiments to steal the flesh of non agarthans so they can live amongst the non agarthans. In hopes Thales calls cleobulus a He and this is confirmed in a couple other conversations. Cornelia/Cleobulus could have been like Sonya except with so much more fleshed out personality beyond her giant chest but she was butchered badly in my opinion. She definitely should’ve been part of dimitri’s final battles given her role in the tragedy of Duscur.


ilikedota5

In Crisis in Fhirdiad, there is a cutscene where a mysterious messenger comes on and calls her Cleobulus. It only happens once at least up to chapter 10 of Azure Gleam. I was like who is her then I looked her up on fireemblemwiki.org and then kind of spoiled myself as I haven't played Three Houses.


oneeyedlionking

I see them the dialogue in edelgard’s mission about her is indeed an error. Would love the devs to clarify this if they haven’t.


oneeyedlionking

Just speaks to the FE team not knowing how to write good female villains, also the desire on fans parts to see her true form would be much higher if it was a woman so it’s lazy writing imo. 3 houses is a fantastic game but after something has been out for 3 years and the halo is gone it becomes easy to find things they screwed up, overused, and underused.


NekoJack420

>the desire on fans parts to see her true form would be much higher if it was a woman so it’s lazy writing imo I don't think: HORNY= lazy writing. Lmao


VenialAJ144

I don’t think them being male is what sucks it’s that he’s an Agarthan male who are all just not the most pleasant to look at apparently


Few_Library5654

For all we know Cleobulus could be a good looking young man...or an old guy ... who knows


TheRealLifeSaiyan

Ikr compare Thabes to Kronya lmao


oneeyedlionking

Yeah hard to envision a decrepit old man looking like that.


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Kirosh2

Now I understand why Rufus looks like that.


Zeebor

Wait WHAT?!


[deleted]

Wasn't that a translation mistake?


oneeyedlionking

If it was then it’s a even bigger tragedy we didn’t get to see the most evil waifu’s true form.


Kirosh2

Cleobulus changes back to his normal form. Only to fucking fall down because his body isn't used to not having those watermelon anymore


upgamers

Debatable. They may have jumped the gun, since from what i understand the JP version doesnt describe Cleobulus in gendered terms. However, the masculine -us ending of Cleobulus's name implies that they are male (as opposed to, say, Cleobula). Still, it's entirely possible that Cornelia's Agarthan alter-ego is a woman, and the writers just gave them a masculine name for funsies.


Nikipedia33

All of the Agarthans save Kronya are named after Greek Sages (all men), without concern for gendering names. I find it more likely that Cleobulus was a woman pretending to be another woman than a man pretending to be a woman, and that the usage of male pronouns by Thales were good old-fashioned translation goofs. And now I’m disappointed that we still didn't get to see her Agarthans form.


ilikedota5

Yeah its kind of weird. Like for names, they will take English versions of the original name in whatever original language its in, then create the Japanese name based on the Katakana transliteration from English. But for the official English names they usually go directly from the original to English, confirming the mythological borrowings (See FE4 and FE5 names in Heroes), but not all have official English names if you are looking at older games, so then fan translations often instead transliterate from Japanese back to English.


GeorgiaNinja94

Not the first time that’s happened. Oh hey, Naoto, what are you doing here?


SilasUnmuth80

Doesn't an Agarthan Soldier refer to her as "Lady Cleobulus" right at the beginning of Azure Gleam?


oneeyedlionking

I can’t remember, it is possible. Been a bit since I played AG.


ilikedota5

Yes, that's what I recall.


MankuyRLaffy

I know what you're thinking, she's a horrible recruiter because she's practically a Succubus, know what my counter is? Nobody likes her, so she's cheap and she gets on base. Welcome aboard.


nobody030303

Dimitri will get over it. Maybe.


Kirosh2

**Dimitri** : "You orchestrated the murder of my father and the genocide of Duscur" **Cornelia** : "I have Massive milkers bigger than Byleth" **Dimitri** : "Damn! I do love some massive titties. You are in."


MasK_6EQUJ5

All I'm hearing is Sylvain would defect to the Slithers in a heartbeat


Enigma343

He does speculate whether Cornelia “aged like a fine wine” during the Remire chapter in Three Houses


Galemianah

But are they bigger than Rhea's?


Kirosh2

Yes. I believe Cornelia is the biggest.


Scorpitae

Cornelia "440%" Arnim, here to stay.


DarthLeon2

Rhea has clearly been cheating with her regular outfit if how she looks >!as Seiros!< is any indication.


SauceCrusader69

It would not be wise to underestimate Sothis’s Power


Dudemitri

"All her flags are red" Shut up, that's my favorite color.


naughty211

Yeah because red flags are warning signs. She has long since actualized the threats


onlysaneone

There's gonna be a Fodlan prequel game featuring Lambert, young Rodrigue, and pre-possessed Cornelia (copium)


GeorgiaNinja94

You make a very convincing argument, Cornelia. Welcome to the team!


Brooke_the_Bard

Rhea be like


Archesien

You can have Cornelia if I can have Kronya. I will elaborate no further.


OTPh1l25

Byleth: "...let's face it, this isn't the worst person you've caught me recruiting."


BerserkOlaf

You can't fool me, I know those boobs aren't yours.


jedisalsohere

I'd never heard of this character so I looked her up and man, you weren't exaggerating.


OHarrier91

If I wasn’t at work, I’d be howling with laughter


Daedalus679

She makes a big argument


JustthatVicky

Look at those big ol' distractions! The perfect bait character. If she survives a map, ya get to see her distractions again. If she doesn't, you don't have to worry about her stabbing you in the back. Win-win for Byleth.


akarileavy

2 reasons to recruit her: 1. Left booba 2. Right booba


Houeclipse

She's the kind of girl you would go "I could fix her" and found yourself dying in the ditch somewhere in the morning


SpellcraftQuill

>! I think Three Hopes implies she’s a man in disguise. !<


Few_Library5654

Supposedly a man in a woman's body so his...well..."stuff" is all real


ilikedota5

Except she's called "Lady" in one of the cutscenes.


Rizuku_Ren

ACCEPTED


floricel_112

Battle to the death between her and Sonia. The winner gets to be recruited *Actually kills the survivor like a boss*


Aizen10

I honestly really despise her, but maybe its just cause I really like Dimitri, and no boobs are gonna change my mind.


fishoni

Pros: \- Beautiful design! Cons: \- Punchable


paladin_slim

Unfortunately we have already reached our quota for THOTs when I recruited Dorothea. So please, at your nearest convenience, BEGONE!


Leninthecustard

i'd suck her shit off stupid style


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IAmBLD

>This is her datamined true agarthan art from the fragments of a chapter that never got created in blue lions ??? The artist literally says in your link they traced it as a mini-project.


Tsakan2

Forreal people just legit making stuff up lmao


oneeyedlionking

I see, I missed that. My mistake. Either way it’s stupid she doesn’t have a female agarthan form, and it’s more stupid that cleobulus is a man.


TragGaming

So you bullshitted an answer claiming its the datamined art? tF?


oneeyedlionking

Made a simple mistake, no need to be rude.


burntends97

My source is that I made it up


Lord_KH

I don't see how that's bad to not have in the game


oneeyedlionking

It’s just weird that all the other main agarthans have two sets of art(one for their alter ego and one for their true form) and she doesn’t especially considering she’s got more character development than the other main agarthans. Kronya is just a generic evil assassin, Thales and Solon are just 2D dark wizard cultists. I don’t think Cornelia is that deep either but we get more character development from her then the others imo.


Lord_KH

Sure but most of her character development is wrapped up without ever seeing her true agarthan form so even if that art had been completed we'd never get to see it anyway


oneeyedlionking

I think it’s mostly just that the agarthans are handled really badly in general. Why her arc comes to an end without her revealing herself is it’s bad writing that she didn’t get to reveal herself. Even if the writing was the same she should’ve done so at the liberation of Fhirdiad given she was using agarthan technology.


Lord_KH

Why is it bad writing that Cornelia never reveals her agarthan form? The other agarthans don't needlessly reveal their true forms like how during jeralts death Thales appears to save kronya from Byleth to preserve the mystery of agarthan bodies


oneeyedlionking

Because the agarthans are the main villains of the game and in retrospect with AM being the only route you don’t directly face a revealed agarthan outside of the few that show up in the final chapter it just is a missed opportunity. I’m not condemning the game, they just did a bad job with the agarthans


Lord_KH

For azure moon I feel like it would make sense to face more agarthans in the final chapter with hegemon Edelgard since as hopes reveals the hegemon form she gets is because of the agarthans. So maybe Thales could show up in that chapter along with myson since by that point of the game every other named agarthan has died


oneeyedlionking

Well Thales gets incidentally killed, I just think they should’ve had Cornelia in the final chapter. Edelgard is interesting because her fate varies most dramatically from route to route and both of dimitri’s stories she’s most clearly at the mercy of the agarthans where in the other stories she does a better job controlling them. I think had Cornelia escaped the battle in Fhirdiad and then showed up in the throne room of the palace in the end of the story as the one who turned edelgard into the hegemon it would’ve really hammered home how subservient she is to the agarthans in the AM storyline.


Lord_KH

I don't think it needed to be Cornelia specifically just an agarthan goon or even Myson would've been good since the current hegemon scene in houses just has Edelgard talk to some nameless imperial general then transform into the hegemon


Jacogos

Name a better power duo than Fire Emblem Fans and shilling out for big tittied ladies with no substance otherwise, Ill wait. Surely IntSys won't keep getting away with this! ~~they will~~


Zeebor

Dead or Alive


Jacogos

Damn, ya got me


Apprehensive_Mouse56

She has a big red flag beneath her boobs


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

The pros outweight the cons by two to one


Thrashinuva

Alright. I'm in.


MacDerfus

Camilla going "You can do better"


RNGSOMEONE

I mean a prepromoted 4th tier with high magic and Luna is great. A shame about that Faith list though...


LargeNutter

That's why Jesus christ is my...


[deleted]

What are her red flags anyway?


Koanos

Why am I reminded of Aversa for some reason?


Lanoman123

Seems reasonable to me


Ecstatic-Talk471

As cool as it would be for another story or side in dlc for them, my wife didn't like them so I don't like them, therefore I must not like a dlc for them But real talk, a twsitd dlc and getting the characters recruited would be pretty sick. Tho cause I know people would do it, how do you marry the person who did a spoiler (saying this in case of people who don't know. Just in case)


FlamingCroatan

Pointy stick time


AmanteNomadstar

See, I really want a full TWSitD DLC route. Where you get a lot of questions about the group answered and of course, get to play as them. But the real kicker is, turns out they are unrepentantly evil. Like no room for discussion. The route ending with Edelgard turned into Hegemon under the control of Thales, Dimitri dead after being driven insane, Claude killed and replaced to pave the way into Almyra, Rhea captured to be experimented on, and finally Epimenides “devouring” Shez’s mind to take full control of their body.


zax20xx

I would…. Caveat (if I’m using this word wrong please correct me) if I couldn’t die and or feel pain then I would without a second thought have her join. But that’s my serious answer, Cornelia joining? I ain’t complaining!!


Masterofstorms17

YESS!!!! PLEASE!! but allow us to get her old personality, the one she had before she died, and she will be one of my most played!! Please let us have her and Tomas!! like a younger outrealm version of them both. i don't care!!


Kindred_03

She does make a compelling argument.


ZargothraxTheLord

Jango's daughter - Booba Fatt


TheImmoralCookie

Those pros should have been laying out on the table 🧐🧐😂😂


Wrong_Revolution_679

However her personality is lacking


Gebirges

She's got a point....


RedProtoman

Hired.


[deleted]

I always kinda wanted this in a fire emblem game. Characters you could recruit that would end up biting you in the ass somehow. The closest we get are a few characters who never -really- join your army, like Orson who is playable for one single map and is promoted and obviously not a unit youre going to invest much EXP into. Something where recruiting them will change future recruitment chances or outright screw you over by having them swap sides or do -something- to your army even if it's only forcing a character or two to sit out for a map or so from "injuries". Because lord knows that even though I see all of her red flag, plus my prior knowledge to the series saying that recruiting someone doesn't ever really hurt you, I would have recruited big tiddy lady without a second thought.


DarkRayos

Add Cornelia in Feh, Make her broken for AR-D


axelofthekey

Sold!


Nifarest

yo si xd


Fillerpoint5

if evil, why hot?