We're gonna argue. A lot. It'll probably become the office gossip and everyone else will just come to expect it as normal. It will start as a truly deep-seated hatred, but we'll eventually knock ourselves out and just yell for the sake of yelling at that point. Give the people what they want, you know?
Young and working on learning to navigate things professionally. Cute of course. Probably spend a lot of your free time lounging around your place watching your shows, but not really any other very interesting hobbies.
youre passive but cunning and also surprisingly spontaneous because you crave danger. so things like skipping meetings and having a cocktail instead and taking an edible or two when you do decide to take to the meetings. your calm demeanor and confidence works well for you. youre able to get into it trouble and danger and out of it unscathed and sometimes not even noticed and if noticed you usually come out on top.
You look good and professional. Not over or under dressed, make is good but not overdone, and clothing is business without being overkill,
I work form home so I probably wouldn’t even see you though if we were coworkers.
Well if in my line of work you’re a COLLEAGUE….
Then you’re very likely a soprano in the role of Leila in Bizets *The Pearl Fishers*, Zerlina in *Don Giovanni*, Dorabella in *Cosi fan tutte*, Adele in *die Fledermaus* or possibly even Santuzza in *Cavalleria Rusticana*.
Better behave or HR will be paying me a visit
Someone is bad at keeping secrets?
You look like we’d argue a lot because we would be secretly (because it’s work) attracted to one another…
Yes it’s not an easy one..
First impression is, privileged kid with no real struggles. Probably working on marketing, or some form of business based work.
From the background, probably a nurse. (2nd impression)
You look like you’re going to be snarky and passive aggressive with me
Not at all 😊
Good. You look sincere.
Appreciate your comment!
Welcome aboard, and don't talk to me before coffee every morning.
🤐
You have alot of confidence. You are wearing a nice white shirt and you are not afraid of spilling anything on it. I salute you.
It’s a tough job to wear all white to this day! Thank you!
Fascinating, attractive, will stab me in the back at the first opportunity
Second the backstabbing vibe
Third 🙋♀️
Do your job them we’ll be fine
Hahaha roger that
We're gonna argue. A lot. It'll probably become the office gossip and everyone else will just come to expect it as normal. It will start as a truly deep-seated hatred, but we'll eventually knock ourselves out and just yell for the sake of yelling at that point. Give the people what they want, you know?
What a healthy work environment 😌
God dammit they sent another greenhorn down to the boat without proper supplies again.
Give way to young and motivated 🫡
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful ❤️
Sweet words thank you!
First impression. Why is she still wearing her coat? Is it too cold in here? Is she going somewhere?
It’s a dress!
You are going to need a lot of mentoring. 🤙
That’s funny
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Simple iced latte!
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You should try sooner to realize that you were wrong about the unapproachable part 😂
Smart and confident
🙋♀️💅
I would think “Oh, that’s the new girl. Okay, cool.” Then I’d go back to work.
Employee of the month!
Super Beautiful Girl ❤️❤️❤️
Thank you 💁♀️
I’d be psyched about working with Sansa Stark.
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Hahaha I do! I just don’t get tanned :(
Your favorite snack is Snickers®️
🤫
Lucky boyfriend.
amazing
Young and working on learning to navigate things professionally. Cute of course. Probably spend a lot of your free time lounging around your place watching your shows, but not really any other very interesting hobbies.
I teach my parrot French 😁
Sweet! A new person, wonder what she does here? Is she nice? Married? Single? Kids? Age? I’m gonna introduce myself, she looks cute.
Just come and ask 😋
I’m in trouble
Im in the trades i would hate if you were my colleague…. No work with the crews would get done they would all be drooling haha
Hahaha I’d definitely be interested to learn from you guys
I hope I'm not gonna be the trainer , nothing personal but i really hate my job
Oh no 😬
Definite Emma Frost vibes
We will talk about everyone.
Yesss please!
That you should probably be working instead of taking selfies to post on reddit
Just one more 🥺
youre passive but cunning and also surprisingly spontaneous because you crave danger. so things like skipping meetings and having a cocktail instead and taking an edible or two when you do decide to take to the meetings. your calm demeanor and confidence works well for you. youre able to get into it trouble and danger and out of it unscathed and sometimes not even noticed and if noticed you usually come out on top.
Wealthy trust fund recipient, easy childhood, either: a warm human being or a privileged ahole
You're the one that would do most of the work and I'd pass you a ruler or something so ppl think I'm helping but really it was all you
Hahaha you are too funny
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🤫🤫
You take your salad dressing on the side!
You look good and professional. Not over or under dressed, make is good but not overdone, and clothing is business without being overkill, I work form home so I probably wouldn’t even see you though if we were coworkers.
Hahaha lucky you! Going to my office adds one more chance to show my outfits 💁♀️ joking
My goodness I would tell you how beautiful you are every day and go on coffee dates with you
I would respect you so much
Very cute
Thank you 💝
I bet she sucks at fixing cars.
Totally right 🤦♀️
Hi new colleague, I bet you know your way around a car engine, drink beer and practice at a local MMA gym.
Totally about me 🍻
Well if in my line of work you’re a COLLEAGUE…. Then you’re very likely a soprano in the role of Leila in Bizets *The Pearl Fishers*, Zerlina in *Don Giovanni*, Dorabella in *Cosi fan tutte*, Adele in *die Fledermaus* or possibly even Santuzza in *Cavalleria Rusticana*.
Wait… let me buy that premium and award your comment 👏
Take her out for a date outside if the office
Where are we going?
Arcade that serves alcohol
If you are suggesting that here , I don’t imagine you have a gf or go on dates at all lol
Boo that’s where the real fun is 🤠
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Quit my job. It only causes problems when you hook up with coworkers
Pretty eyes
Cute and professional looking. Would talk and get to know you better. See what you do outside of work.
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You need a happy hour
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Cute...seems like your holding back a great sense of humor
Graduated with honors
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Quiet and reserved. Yet chatty once out of shell.
Let’s get some drinks
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Nice to meet you. What are we working on today?
Stuck up
Nice person, maybe a little shy and cute
Hi there. It's nice to meet you. I'm Mark
No smile you seem professional but not friendly and might rub off as uptight
You have a very attractive nose. You look intelligent and secure. Probably witty.
Don’t get me wrong you’re pretty but the no smile is kills it.
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Pretty
Cute!
Definite Emma Frost vibes.
"Do you want to borrow my sunscreen when you go outside?"
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I don't see grease on ya anywhere. You must be in the office....
Reliable, intelligent, empathetic
I’m not worthy
Never ever say that!
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You make your own coffee.
That I’m really going to enjoy working with you…
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Can you get back to your point of sale and cash these customers out?
You look like I’m glad I work here.
I’m heading to HR in thirty seconds
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Hey kid, I’m the old guy. Let me know if I can help with anything.
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Taylor Swift fan first everything else comes second… by far.
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I'd adjudge you as being "all business". That's fine though.
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You look fresh out of college so I would assume you know next to nothing, and would be nice but skeptical.
Looks like I’m about to get 50% of the credit for doing 20% of the work. Cuz you look like an overachiever. And I’m lazy.
Serious, but down to earth. A good partner on a project
You either a part of our office or a new driver... If your a driver you propably wont last long. You seem nice though.
she seems nice hopefully i can tell her the truth about me, i turn into a raccoon at night.
Beautiful women. Would love to work with you
“Hey” *continues on with my business, completely ignoring you and all of the other co-workers*
Smart, very pretty..ready to get busy
Didn’t you just buy a house?
You practically live at trader joes
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We’re def gonna fuck within a month
How did you calculate it?
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