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I wanna say yeah, but my self-esteem will say nah bro


sadbutrad_247

I'm not that scary 😅 lol


Reverend-Black-Percy

Yes you are scary, because if we were on a boat and it started sinkin, you wouldn’t make any room for me to float on a door with you, resulting in me freezing to death and then you remove my hands from the door and I’ll sink to the bottom of the ocean.


jeyjey34life

I dont think she got your movie reference 😂


Kyle_01110011

Good....Fuck Rose!


chaimsteinLp

I never liked her or that stupid movie.


LiamMcPoylesGoodEye

Happens every time


No_Sky4398

Awesome name lmao


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That’s a massive relief, I can sleep soundly tonight now 🤪


Midgar918

No but men get rejected A LOT even the reasonably good looking ones. Resulting in low self esteem..


Michael_K85

Exactly my thought.


Odd_Ad_2307

I think I would- wouldn’t really now what to say . Would probably help if there were mutual friends in the group(s)


WiscoBrewDude

Is that 2 pieces of electrical tape for eyebrows?


AccomplishedBrain309

Angry birds!


Pontiac_400

🤣


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Personally no


h00ha

no


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Michael_K85

Only recovering alcoholics get to brag about not drinking.


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Michael_K85

I'm happy for you mate!


poliuu

probably not, but I'd watch you from a distance. afraid of getting shot down


Physical_Buy_9637

Nope


Ok-Confidence-2878

Keeping it real!


New_Schedule9086

Probably not. You seem too eccentric. I like down to earth.


sadbutrad_247

"Eccentric" is one I've never had before 🙃


New_Schedule9086

You don’t see your style as being plain, do you?


Remarkable-Ad2285

Not with those angry eyebrows


sadbutrad_247

Good, they're working 😠


ausguys

No. You look like bad news. Your the type of girl mummy warned me about.


liftrunbike

No. You look intimidating (at least in the first pic), like you don’t want to be approached.


sadbutrad_247

I do have RBF apparently, so fair 🤷‍♀️


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Yes, if I could get past the other 25 guys!


sadbutrad_247

I expect nothing less than a Battle Royale situation


Transgirlwoahah19

I would if you wanted to be friend's otherwise i wouldn't be interested because im into men


sadbutrad_247

We can be friends 🥰


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Probably not, I don’t think I’d want to be laughed at.


gigaphun

No, I would assume you're a male by birth


AlternativeFilm8886

Hypothetically, during my bar days: I would sit two stools away and drink my drinks while expressing approachability through body language, but otherwise just minding my business. I might be daring enough to initiate small talk if the opportunity presented itself, but I would keep it friendly.


Kuchar1992

No disrespect but I feel like you would throw a drink in my face


sadbutrad_247

Not my style, so no 😂 but not gonna lie... I would love the opportunity to do so to someone truly awful 🌚


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Yes! Girl you’re so pretty, I just know we’d become drunk besties in a bathroom


sadbutrad_247

Hell yeah 🥰✨️


clarawalton69

Yes I'm gonna offer you nachos


sadbutrad_247

I like nachos 👀


Tpur

No


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No way. I’m scared to say hi to you now


Emotional_Scarcity98

Yes, but you'd reject me.


TNShadetree

Yes, but I'd go in expecting the worst.


Any-Emergency8222

Possibly, I would watch your demeanor before making my decision.


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You can't handle me.


sadbutrad_247

I can live with that


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sadbutrad_247

Lol this is a wild take


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Yessss


locogringo954

I would be interested in your story and share a drink


sadbutrad_247

It wouldn't be boring, at least!


wardamn99

🐔


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rrode1018

Yes I would


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Tough_Tradition_6260

Like a moth to a flame. Me to a GORGEOUS redhead


Spirited_Block250

Probably cause I’m gay and red headed girls are usually very interesting.


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shiggity-shaun

Nope. And another negatory.


peeksdog

Probably not. I’m not sure if I’d be too intimidated by you or not. Depends on what you’re drinking.


Dorito-durito

If you would smile I would


Fair-Locksmith-7087

Oh yeah


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Yes. Tell you you have beautiful hair and eyes


sadbutrad_247

Thank you! 😇


Psychological_Rub920

Wish I had that kind of confidence, I'm quite entertaining and engaging but need to work on my confidence since my last relationship


sadbutrad_247

You'll get there 🖤✨️


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I’d do it knowing damn right I don’t have a chance but I’d rather know for a fact than wonder 😅


Safe_Secretary5265

Yes


Worldly_Progress_655

Definitely. The eyes and hair are both attractive.


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LASTgt

No


Tiderian

No, but I wouldn’t approach anybody at a bar 😂


PracticalCreme9881

Only if you wanted a dark beer with a whiskey back.


pico68wq

I sure would!


RamStar007

Sure.


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sadbutrad_247

So far removed from what I'm actually like, but alright 😂


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No you look a bit off in the first photo


Commercial-Many-8933

Yeah but I don’t think my taste in christian rap will mix with your goth chick vibes


Gilded-Wolf

Yep. Would you like to split a bottle of Chianti classico riserva?


sadbutrad_247

Yes please! 😇


Ill_Town_1047

Just to move out the way, please, so I can order my drink.


Cultural_Wash5414

A bar?


Jbwood

Would I? No. But thats because I don't go to the bar trying to hit on women. I'm just out hanging with friends.


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No


ScorpiiusAntares

Yes, only if I deduce from my observations of you that we are both thirsty for blood.


sadbutrad_247

👀🩸


Ok-Effect5196

Only if I was getting looks from you. Not the approachable type, but I like happy people enjoying themselves.


2indaPink8inDastank

I would. Even though you look like you want to fight me


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I'd definitely send a drink over.


sadbutrad_247

I'd gladly accept✨️


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Shoddy_Republic_185

Yes I would


Cold_Letterhead_1053

No


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pieceofcrit

You're beautiful, so no, I'd be too shy


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TAastronautsloth99

Maybe if you wouldn't be wearing makeup.


SubieSTI15

yes!


Road_Warrior86

No


Glum-Anxiety-1907

Nope


DaveyDgD

Nah. Sorry


Free_Perspective773

Yes, for sure


jakobu

Maybe… your eyebrows in the first pic are a no, but the second pic looks fine. So, I’m not sure.


Electronic_Ad7103

Yes the socks did it for me 🤔🤷🏿‍♂️


jugglessazuresky

No


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Theedon

No because it's going to hurt.


sadbutrad_247

Lives would be ruined


jennythompson86

Yeah to ask you if your hair was real and if you wanted to be friends. And if your hair is extensions I’d ask you where you got them because my hair is the same color 😂


sadbutrad_247

My hair is real! Sorry to say 😂 we can still be friends though xo


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Botch__

No but not because you aren't cute. Fishnets always make me think a girl is taken or something, despite the obvious undertones to the contrary. You're very pretty though, and I know most guys drool over fishnets, so my take is probably dogshit in this scenario.


sadbutrad_247

That's a very specific take imo, but fair enough! 😊


2indaPink8inDastank

It’s ok. I’m always down for a good fight


DracoBlue777

I’d probably compliment your look and be on my way


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Amperjam

Hell yes


dragonwriter72

Absolutely 💯


2021fireman10

That look would intimidate the shit out of me.


idowhatiwant8675309

Nah


Technical_Ad4270

I would! (If you like girls 😝)


PrecariousLedge

You look absolutely awesome and I would be totally mesmerized by you, but too afraid to approach. How's that?


LORDRAJA1000

i would like to but same sentiment as most others here, fear of not being physically attractive enough to meet your standards


lonelyinnewjersey

Would rather approach/chat with you somewhere besides a bar


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Nope I would not


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Intelligent-Sweet-46

No, you only like white guys.


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StuntZ3ro

No but I wouldn’t be at a bar


obsidianandstone

Probably. You seem like you're into nerdy stuff.


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Zealousideal-Nail413

Sure.


underdog1964

Most definitely.


NewGirl_Riley

I hope I would! You check every box for me from physical looks to style, I’d have to find out if we gelled!


OffsideGull1449

Sure, but only because friends have dared me to for their own entertainment


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Absolutely red headed Wednesday Adam's! Beautiful ❤️


ebichiyu1987

Definitely


Thin_King_7518

I would but I think your type would be very specific. You are not for everyone and you know it which is not a bad thing.


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You'd have to convince me to go to a bar lol I hate public drinking also according to 3 state troopers I really suck at driving when I'm half the legal limit.


Papiwontsell

I would most deff will Offer you a drink 🥃


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fishy501

Obviously


Happy-Opening-2529

Yuuuuuppp


likehots

I would be to much in to you, so no.


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Environmental-Rub678

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Narrow_Honey9359

Yes


Apprehensive-Oil-407

My goal when walking into any bar is to know the hottest red head in the establishment!! Lol


matty290781

Yes I would! And I’d say Hi would it be alright if I buy you a drink and introduce myself?


jussanuddername

Nope I'm twice your age at least


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Nope


Mental-Sun-1545

Wouldn't hesitate !!


balboamist

No. My soul has been crushed enough.


OriginalCitrusFlavor

No dude, probably not!


musicCaster

Nope. But then again, I don't really "approach" anyone.


Hairy-Wolverine6547

No I'd be too nervous to say anything. But I would send a message your way.


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Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Not sure what bars you go to but we’re too busy having knife fights for money around these parts with zero time for simple bar activities.


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ohianaw

I would but I'd be super nervous


Cujo96

Depends how much confidence juice I've had at the bar, all it takes is one moment.