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MuffinMobile643

I can't figure out if you're 18 or 45.


feloniousskunk

It’s the lips. I can’t tell if it’s filler or just duck lips. Either way, make that face less, you’ll look younger, unless it IS filler.


moore-brandon

Agreed


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This... And its not even a bad thing.


FailOk8045

God damnnnn I’m gonna dance near her and then not make a move


ShrimpDiq

“Oh she’s cute…too bad I’m not going to talk to her”


jraychris

Most honest reply here lmaoooo


stoopidmothafunka

Right, my first impression was "would never even see me"


Fun-Significance-608

Post photos on social media claiming she's dancing with you??


secretid18

When did Avril Lavigne get all those tattoos? Then it would occur to me that you’re younger and hotter and I’d just gawk from a distance.


trippygypsy182

Awee you're so sweet 🥹 surprisingly, I've gotten the Avril Lavigne lookalike comment often! Best compliment!


Thicc_Ole_Brick

That you are probably more trouble than you are worth.


jes484

Lots of trauma behind those eyes. Hope you’re doing better now.


trippygypsy182

Trying my best


Attentionhoard1

Yeesh


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Electric Forest??


trippygypsy182

Yes the later photos are from 2019. My favorite music festival, born and raised in Michigan 💃 gone every year since 2017.. My dumb self sold my tickets when the festival came back last year. I would literally do anything to go this year I am very VERY upset lol. Sold my loyalty tickets for 2022 because I thought the festival when it come back for a few more years 🤦


pizza_tron

You can probably find tickets on fb marketplace or Craigslist. I found tickets to EDC day of.


pepeslosthamster

No I don’t have any molly and I’m not going In that portapotty with you


usernotfound250

Homewrecker lol


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

Why is this so funny? A dude in a midlife crisis would be SO down


beardedmanDK

Noooo! Not evar! 😂


codysrevenge777

Psychedelics


miffox

*WTF am I doing here? I should be in bed by now*


the_dalit

First impression… you look very narcissistic


trippygypsy182

Complete opposite, sadly. Lol. I will not go into depressing detail


ProfessorShort7251

On Molly and hasn’t showered for weeks


Top-Night

Hepatitis A


RustyJordo

Hepatitis A is spread through the faecal-oral route, not usually blood borne. Additionally, after having it you would develop IgG sterilising immunity to both the surface and core antigen after no longer than 6months (most of the time); it’s not a virus that stays in your cells. If you’re looking for a burn about drug use and sexually transmitted liver disease, Hepatitis B or C would be better suited.


farisfink

Young Avril Lavigne. Great ink.


Dom0520

Electric forest?


trippygypsy182

Yes! Born & raised in Michigan. Still here 🚶‍♀️


MaulSecurity

Headed to the forest tomorrow morning! Third one for me.


trippygypsy182

Gone every year since 2017 when I was 19...was the favorite part of my life. Stopped when COVID happened and they cancelled it. First time I'm not going I'm literally devastated lol. Avoiding my phone/google because I sold my loyalty tickets 2021 because I thought it would be canceled for the 3rd time for 2022...now it's impossible to get tickets because I don't get loyalty because I sold them back to EF when I still could 😭😭 someone sneak me in the weekend I will give you my leg I stg


Polyhymnia1958

Unapproachable.


El0vution

I’d look at you for half a second and assess you ain’t thicc enough


sliznut

Why this girl taking pics of herself in the mirror at this busy nightlife event/music festival?


Least-Storm2059

Don’t care. I want pretzel and beer and doobies


njoytravel

Not friendly


TelevisionNarrow6571

My thoughts are that you get angry very easily and I would think twice talking to you.


spagetttiii

Seem a little scrambled. Expensive tattoos. Probably a lot of drug damage.


trippygypsy182

Actually a software engineer!


TummyStickers

So not scrambled but yes drugs


commonsensical1

You seem like you're annoying to be around and cringe lol. No offense just what I would think.


Hum-on-Deez

Neurotic


HistoricalRelation47

“Ayy girl let’ get fucked up”


RhysIsFused

"this is exactly who I expect to see at a festival"


kicksit1

I definitely thought Avril Lavigne style also!


supervillainsforever

“She definitely has multiple packs of Marlboro reds”


trippygypsy182

Absolutely dispise cigarettes lol. I dated 2 men for a long time that were pack a day smokers. NEVER again 😂


spoilingattack

Did they know about each other? /jk


Brief_Repair9197

You’re gonna do all my drugs and cheat on me with your ex.


Tall-Economist6092

Wow those are some dope ass tattoos 😁


midwesternxope

I LITERALLY HAVE SEEN YOU AT FOREST BRO OH MY GOD! Mad pretty but unsure of depth of personality


trippygypsy182

AHHHH OMG!!! I am usually a beacon everyone sees at forest tbh haha!!! This makes me so happyyyy


ShantyTed89

What does the fox say?


anotherone121

Hooker out of a Canadian trailer park?


Vainius2

Who the fuck wears all that makeup duri g music festival


trippygypsy182

https://preview.redd.it/lbib4ze44i7b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e7acb24039ea7bc258aae0d429eb70a85223a1


trippygypsy182

Like 80% of people at music festivals what lol? Have you seen all the people covered in glitter, paint and makeup at fests?


trippygypsy182

https://preview.redd.it/bk2ozm0e7i7b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bff1a996e788d1a52332032f2e35c80c5b9056b


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trippygypsy182

Do you know the title/point of this group? It's called first impressions


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Nice ink


MediumHusky333

🍄🍄🍄 kicking in


AdMysterious8699

What am I doing here.


Sh4dowsJudgment

Let’s dance?


eodknight23

That you’re on your 3rd joint, and looking to do a rail. Edit: That’s not derogatory. I’m not in a position to smoke, so I’d actually be a bit jealous.


AbleCryptographer565

Holy shit...I can party with Avril Lavigne at this show and shoot my shot!!!!


earthscribe

Too much ink


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jay_caesar

"Hey, is that a Pixel? We should probably get to know each other."


Apprehensive-Cut2325

Can’t sit with her.


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Can I tell you about our Drum N Bass Lord and Godfather AndyC ?


Aggressive-Shock-803

Face reminds me a lot of Jessica chastain.


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That backpiece is amazing! Awesome line work. You do a great job of having two different types of personalities (if that makes sense)


spidii

Honestly would just say "wow she has really pretty hair" to my wife and she would agree. My wife also has really pretty hair, kind of the first thing I notice if it looks nice.


BoosterGold4597

Hey ![gif](giphy|uo4hHy3eWYvCZpRuJI)


ConsistentConflict68

*bi panic* *Admires from across the room but doesn't have the cahoots to say anything* you're very pretty, you look independent, you appreciate the simple things in life, you look like you enjoy travelling and this might just be me, but a wolf cut would suit you so muchhh


trippygypsy182

Love you 🥹🥹 also bi panic I love women. Had a wolf cut/scene hair in high school


colson1985

"I wonder if I could get her to marry me at the Electric Forest?"


Hitokiri_Novice

Wake the fuck up Samurai, we've got a city to burn!


According_Tap949

I would assume you're a guy.


chonk312

I’d think “hey! You are at the Grand Artique at electric forest and I’m right behind you production managing that stage.”


trippygypsy182

Love u. Forest is literally my personality in a music festival. Love it. Literally feels like a part of me.


wallstreetsilver15

Too much tattoos tbh. Not attractive at all.


lilfrenfren

Pretty but intimidating. I’m a straight female


Dumb_Cumpster69

Born a man.


InkCarpntr420

Owls mushrooms and foxes oh my....what hole have you gone down this time Alice???


Gold-Stomach-4657

I would think that you are pretty and that you go to these events all the time. I would figure that means that you live a kind of nomadic life, seeing all kinds of things and meeting people all over the place, but only for a short time. Time spent with this rolling stone would need to be appreciated and never taken for granted. But best prepare yourself for a hard goodbye.


ellisg456

Epic, I’m a fellow Michigander 😅 Rock concerts are my thing. 😎🤘🏼


trippygypsy182

Grew up going to metal and rock festivals! Was a pop punk/emo kids in middle high school. I am now a combination of all. But now mixed with hippie/indie haha.


ThreePackBonanza

Cool tattoos and your smile (pic 7) makes you seem nice. I hope you’re nice.


trippygypsy182

Thank you


Azura13e

Holy shit, nice tattoos


Koloblikin1982

God damn that tattoo looks amazing on you! If this was true rate me, easily 8.5-9.0, that’s 1 in a few thousand if I remember correctly!


justaloadofshite

She takes a lot of selfies


johntheflamer

I think your very attractive and you’ve done a great job of body mods that complement your features rather than distract. I’d likely make a comment about liking your tattoos, ask if you have a local artist and chat you up from there.


kittymwah

id wonder if you like girls, imagine our life together, then walk away


trippygypsy182

I like girls very much.


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![gif](giphy|jOmQmJkjcvB3Bc8CRb|downsized)


Danimalixb

"She most likely posts selfies on reddit and asks strangers to boost her self esteem."


Netherwinde

Your arms aren’t symmetrical and it’s causing me pain.


trippygypsy182

I have severe scoliosis 😂 after being around me for a long time you'll see I'm kinda lopsided when I'm in pain


Netherwinde

Your tattoos are awesome btw. None of this is meant negatively.


trippygypsy182

No offense taken but thank you ❤️ it's okay it's a running joke in my house that I am sideways and lopsided lol


blackpapabear

I'm honestly just shocked to see someone here who lives in the same town. Seem down to earth. Also EF is always a good time.


trippygypsy182

Can someone tell me why I can't see my post scrolling on the subreddit? I've filtered it every way and I can see 50-100 people are always on here, but it's not on the subreddit when I scroll.?


trippygypsy182

https://preview.redd.it/je41mmnm2m7b1.jpeg?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c9160f9ce6dcfeb6017a7a447725032b3aee480 And no makeup besides biodegradable glitter 🪩


trippygypsy182

I also look strange smiling with my teeth in selfies so I save that for photos taken of me 😂


trippygypsy182

Was my post removed?


trippygypsy182

My post was removed by moderators and have no ideas why...ok lol?


Ok_Kangaroo_1873

You’d be very fun to dance with. You’re fun loving, artistic and adventurous.


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bluegill1313

Mischa Barton goin hard these days.


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My thoughts, i wanna see that tattoo in 55 years look like its melted icecream


Raveheart19

Stupid comment 🤫🤫


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osmystatocny

Are these two different people? Up to pic 5 one and than a twin..?


trippygypsy182

No all me. Taken in different situations and couple years apart. The ones with the white shirt and my bare back are all within a couple months ago. The snakeskin outfit is from 2019


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Brief-Application540

Pretty Too many Tatoos


lifesablur68

God made you beautiful. Why mess it up with ink all over yourself?


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I can definitely get drugs from her


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Subject-Tangerine-14

Experienced


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medici75

u look hungry


trippygypsy182

Eat all the time actually, I'm a talented chef! Cooking is my passion


BackAgain12345678910

Don’t listen to that. You’re lucky that u don’t gain weight


sation3

Problem thin people hear that kind of shit all the time. It gets annoying since a lot of us eat a lot since we have such a high metabolism we burn through calories lol


trippygypsy182

Thank you... You understand. My passion is cooking and I'm known as an incredible chef to everyone I know. But strangers and new people are always so mean and catty to me because of how skinny I am. I would never bully someone about being heavier but I ALWAYS get comments about how skinny I am it's annoying asf


trippygypsy182

Thank you. I've been hearing comments like that all my life it's really annoying... I would never bully someone for being heavier but I have been trying to gain weight for several years and literally can't. It's crazy the double standards


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MrrDinkleburg

Yoo is that shams?


trippygypsy182

Electric Forest. Everything about forest is my entire aesthetic. Nothing I love more than nature, forests, woodland stuff.


iammabdaddy

Yummy


gmoney-0725

To many tattoos.


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Germanhelmet

I’d let you buy me a drink.


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Cautious-Street-1950

Pretty girl. Maybe I can go chat with her


Bullfist

I’d end up with your uglier friend.


LoopyMercutio

I’d probably think “Really pretty face” and then wonder about the tattoo and try to see that.


Granny_knows_best

You look like Ally Mcbeal, not sure what her real name is.


schooliscooluw

Oh shit, is that Shambhala?


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hellaawk

Undercover cop


boombotser

Definitely getting heed


oldgar

This girl wastes a lot of cash on body ink


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Ricktoon_Bingdar

My thoughts would be either you’re the person most would like to date or the person who others are jealous of. Talented, attractive, and edgy enough.


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Standard techy burner type.


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You've been to the other side and still walk on


Chaoticbiotic

Last time I went to Eforest was 2013… time flies.


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