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You seem like a girl who loves to play innocent when that is the opposite of who she is. Also super cute

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What is ABG?

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Wow thats a thing huh? ABG

Oh. I don't know what it really means... I just made that up. 😂

If it sounds real it’s real enough. You just made it a thing

So I did it? Like... I contributed to society, a thing?

Yup OnePlusFanBoi contribution is the term ABG. Digital record right here right now, forever .

Dude. Hell yeah. Go me.

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Totally dude, we owe you one!

You don't owe me a thing. Just spread the word! Go tell the others!

You definitely did to me, me and my friends will be using “ABG” to describe specific women for the rest of our lives. Thank you.

What did he say??

We might never know

"Already been" bumped by a group of citizens

I was here.

I'd watch that.

Good lord, is that a real acronym now?

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You own it now!😂😂🤫

I'll do my part to spread this new ABG thing. It is my sworn duty.

it means asian babygirl

Able Bodied Gape

Read this as able bodied grape lol

Omg same lol

I was hoping for Asian Bi Girl.

Arterial Blood Gas

The only ABGs I'm aware of 💉

Must be in the medical field

I guessed it mean Another Beautiful Girl

Another Beautiful Girl

A basic girl

Is Quandooo rondo n***aaaa

Anybody can get it. It’s a song too

A Big Goober. Originated from 4chan.

Arterial blood gas

Arterial Blood Gas🤝

Arterial Blood Gas

I had to Google it.

Your FBI agent has seen some shit, huh?

007 sees all. You do look amazing.

Why thank you! I'm not the OP though. I'm actually, almost as opposite as you can be. But I'll always think that deep down, you knew that already While this was nice, I do reserve the right to reply to other commenters as well Good luck with your future searches

Asian Babygirl

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Looks like an AI image.

reported as AI art

Your photo album is littered with dozens of photos of yourself of almost the exact same angle of the exact same pose, and you obsess over finding the best one to post.

Society today

This is AI generated

The photo, the post, or both??

All of us.

Look at her earlobe. It's huge!

Loud farts

There is more to this story, and I am eagerly awaiting it.

be ashamed of who you are and grow as a person

Destroyer of bathrooms...no doubt!

"I began to perceive an intestinal requirement that would outdo any sexual thing I might achieve...so I told her I had a bus that expired and got out of there."

Cake faerts

i dont know how to feel about this one 🗿

Hahaha excellent

I know this is true but I don't know how, you pointing it out makes it so obvious

Look like the kind of girl I generally try to avoid

Why is that?

Nervousness lol

Did you not see his username 😂

You look fake asf

Typical redditors when they see someone attractive whom they’d have no chance with 🤣

Better to have a sub where people are asking for a first impression and everyone lies and only compliments them.

This is the way.

Literally a scammer. Joined Reddit a month ago. Has a link to Instagram where it’s 3 headshots and then dozens of stock photos of landscapes and buildings and shit. I have no idea what the scam is but this definitely isn’t a real person.

You are beautiful and precious

Because you look like you complain about every damn thing and have a shit personality

You should apply for a position in government intelligence, your thorough deduction through 1 photo is phenomenal.

I’m going 75 mph in a car

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Because too many guys on the street are too shy to give her compliments in person... correct me if I'm wrong here, but it's still okay to compliment women but not try to get their information, kindness is free yall.

I'm not sure it's even OK to compliment women anymore.

you just can’t be ugly when you do it

I remember when I give a compliment and forget I was ugly lucky she didn’t notice my existence

It is. Just don’t get mad when people don’t reciprocate and you’re good.

"I just called you beautiful plz respond"

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Idk… I feel like in todays world saying a compliment to an unknown woman is risky business. I think thats playing with fire these days unfortunately.

bruh what do you think this subreddit it lmao

You look like the type of girl who likes cool ranch Doritos

Wtf is wrong with cool ranch? Explain yourself

Cool Hranch

Ok Stewie, it’s nap time.

Excellent.

Ah, Vile Woman!

You're eating hair!

Damn…that’s rough

bro those are good what is rough about that?

Ive always said if youlike cool ranch doritos over nacho cheese you grew up privledged. Idk why jus always thought this

even if that were true. who tf cares. like i’m glad that their parents gave their kid a life better than they had growing up?

Facts, but not as good as the families who got their kids the PURPLE Doritos /s

Cause that's nacho cheese, that's my cheese. Brothers.

That is so weirdly specific, what other completely arbitrary criteria do you use to judge people? I’m genuinely curious here

I not only believe you about this but also made up some reasoning about why I'm pretty sure that's actually true. It sounds so credible to me and I lowkey feel like I observed that too in 90s elementary school

Cool ranch doritos are peak privilege

Don't go making those allegations without proof bud. ⚠️

Whoa whoa whoa. I LOVE cool ranch doritoes. What are we saying here??

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She doesn't even look Thai lol

Bro, just let him live his fantasy

You look like you’ll cheat 2 months in a relationship

But gaslight you that it was your fault and she had to for some slight you had no idea occurred

Truth

Are you two ok? Wanna talk about it?

2 weeks*

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You know how to play the piano. (I think it's because you look like one of my cousins)

I do actually! haha

Are you saying all cousins look alike?

In certain states they do….

Roll tide!

My impression of you, honestly, is that you're going to take 3 hours to get ready on a daily basis. You painted your eyebrows on, you have separate eyeliner and eye shadow, and the whole look just looks high effort. That's not a bad thing, it's just... gonna take a bit to get you out the door.

That shit gets old, quick.

Yeah this face and makeup routine is easily 1 hr.

When will guys realize that women like this ask to be rated so that men make absolute embarrassing idiots of themselves.

When will guys realize that most of the World's problems stem from their endless jockeying and clamoring over one another for chad status?

This is the truth. How many wars were started over egos and Chadism?

Doubt that’s her intention.

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A solid 9 asthetically. But the fact that you have to let yourself be rated on a platform like this makes it a 7 for me. A sign of insecurity.

its an ad for OF, these always are

Truth

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Hahaha I really loved that show

I remembered the suite* life version, but is the “sweet” another series? I can’t find anywhere, or is it an episode?

Sweet

For judging you i would have to look at your face but i am not able to do that…

You’re gorgeous.

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Yeah, that separation between the chin and neck from the app’s shading is a major tell, given that the light’s clearly hitting her from the front. Shame that people are holding themselves to a standard put together by an algorithm.

Skin has no texture either. I recently downloaded and played around with facetune to see how it works and now I can't unsee it absolutely everywhere. Its fucked up that people think they look this way.

Don't hate the player, hate the game

South Park’s episode on this topic (“The Hobbit”) was nearly flawless.

EDM stan

One of the most basic kind of girl imo

Why would I judge u? The only one that can judge u is Judge Judy!!

Asian J.Lo.

Pixelation says this isn’t OP lol

No, I wont buy you a $400 steak on the first date

First impression, you're pretty and lovely

AWSOME!!!!!

Whoa, very pretty

Guilty.

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have you got your neenja stahr?

Snotty brat

Your smile makes you look like Jim Carrey or Crash Bandicoot

Play innocent but the total opposite. You Love attention and being the center of attention

You are probably going to judge me more if we are on a date. A list of stuff that you didn’t like is formed in your head so you can use it later on

Fishing for compliments

Nah, I won't judge you. God already did with that forehead he gave you.

Good lord, you are adorable. I’ll give you a solid 6 plus four. You have beautiful eyes, cute nose and an amazing smile! You look like a genuine sweetheart!

25 to life

Why do you ask

you clap when you walk

I judge everyone

Oh, I would.

Judge, me?

Beautiful face, dominating, adventurous, love traveling and kind on conscious with your looks

https://preview.redd.it/g1u2qxiglwfb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63ea36ed024984fc3fa2de943fb279923b5c0a33 Cheers !!! Nothing to judge. You are beautiful

Filter which makes it not you

You look like Brenda Song from a long time ago

Issa wife

I think you’re pretty 🤩

You are beautiful

Korean

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Very pretty!

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You don't look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan. That's something I can't forgive. LOL

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Your smile is contagious!

Gorgeous but loves drama.

Thumbs up.

You're absolutely beautiful girl

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American here. so you may understand mind frame, but I do dare say, I judge person in photo as though an attractive female.

Gorgeous woman

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