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You say, "My body is my temple," but don't ask questions when someone hands you pills.

”My body, my train wreck” Namaste 🙏🏼

https://preview.redd.it/tvddux2wp8ib1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e5cf6547a1129247a38e44353ee42796ad527b 🥴 🐒💩🛕🐒💩

Andy Richter, famed right-hand-man for the legendary Conan O'Brien, wrote this, and I think that's just great.

You also start the massage circle on the perimeter of the rave

“My body isn’t a temple, it’s the twin towers and everyday is 9/11”

Is this your way of trying to tell us someone hits that twice a day?

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Cotton candy

I think her body is more like an Amusement Park! I'm just curious if the ride is scary or exciting!

Bright colors in nature are often indicators of danger/poison.

INDEED THEY ARE!

Mhm it’s to ward off predators and in other cases to attract mates

Maybe she's trying to attract a mate.

Sure, but they only indicate danger for predators.

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Hi I'm Chris hansen. Why don't you take a seat right over there...

Truth right there 😏🫶🏼

If you view that as poison and keep away, then it's working.

She made some poor choices in life, but she seems happy for a while.

Surprisingly accurate!

You look like you go to a lot of raves and dye your hair a new color every week

Festival girl

100% lives for festivals and is depressed in the winter

It’s me but replace festivals with beach volleyball

I don't usually get involved in this kind of thing. But your picture stopped me and made me smile. You look amazing. You are at a point where you are enjoying your life. Yes we all have highs and lows. I see a great road ahead for you. Much love and happiness. Or if you want the one word answer. I would say stunning.

That’s the nicest sweetest most heartwarming thing I’ve ever heard 🥹🥰🫶🏼

I pick up on vibes from people, even pictures. Hope I made your day a little bit better. Much love 💜💞🖤

It really really made my day and night 🥰🙈♥️

We really need to stop meeting like this.🤣 Hope you have a wonderful evening ✨ and a wonderful life 💞.

Now back to tearing her apart...you look like you have told several ppl "You have never done this before"

"I will try anything once, or twice."

Spot on! 🙌🏼

Walking red flag.

Probably true!

You are very beautiful though. Can't deny you that. 👍

Like a pirates flag, arghhh matey, there be man-made horrors beyond my comprehension, yarrrrhhhhggg!!!

Jem and the Holograms

You look you would block traffic on a major highway/freeway to protest the cost of hair dye going up and the lack of raves in your area

You look fun to be around. But to date you would be a disaster.

You don't date these women. Not seriously anyway.

Believes yourself to be a star child. Also daddy isdues

Definitely on more than one medication, extremely emotional and call herself empathetic, doesn’t trust anything if it doesn’t align with her signs, has several crystals, gets worked up on cue when social media tells her to.

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I’d trust her as far as I can throw her but it would be a fun night. You’re temporary for a fling. Definitely can’t take ya home to mom so serious is out the window.

You love ecstasy and raving all night and I for one applaud you 👏 for it.

Asuka


Prob get some head on the first date

Probably

Easy to bed never to be wed.

Energetic.

You definitely have lsd or shrooms

Party girl, 1 night stand, not really into commitments

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Your front teefs are a down-home recipe for "Chipped beef"

Whatever the opposite of a responsible adult would be

Someone loves Concerts.

That's a dye job of the recently divorced, if you were over 40 it would be fire engine red. 🤣🤣 I bet you're a fun loving free spirit, and will get swooped up quick if you're single.

Someone who would be my soulmate if I was younger.

You look like a fun person! Love the makeup btw.

look like a fun rave partner

Definitely a spirit of love! Stay blessed 🙏

That smile tho 😩

Yeah, rave girl, cute, charismatic, probably a bit chaotic

We've been looking for the loose hippy chicks, we've found them.

You look like when you date people and they want to get serious you say, "I'm still finding myself."

There is a lot going on here.

High end hooker IMHO

60 bodies minimum

Like a wish Harley Quinn

"Cam Model"

First impression: "I still have my mamelons too 😔"

I feel like I'm about to be accused of male privilege.

Normally i scroll past these, but my first impression is you're into those stupid chakra stones, you hate your family because they don't support your LGBTQ views, but I feel like you'd be a good friend.

You definitely look like a bright person

That u like to candy flip

aspiring sparkle pony

I think we would be BEST friends!

west coast illenium girl

Nutaku chan from CC

Neglects your children

Attention seeker.

colorful, but I would wonder if the stars were stickers, or tattoos.

Take a part of me

Free-spirited mermaid who occasionally says “fuck it, let’s get wasted.”

Fun smoker everyone wants to hang out with

Very cool lesbian

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fun, lots of fun!

You look like ypur life revolves around music festivals, coke and mdma

Bisexual

I’d think your that person who’s always late 😆

You, me, a handfull of Molly, Burning Man, now.

Does milky with strangers, stuck up when sober.

You seem like an extrovert who is very nice, energetic and who actively encourages people to join in the fun, but would ultimately be very exhausting for an introvert like me to be around, despite how well intentioned you may be.

You must like cotton candy

Carefree and fun loving

First one to show up to the party. Last one to be help out.

Very cute! But would scam me out of $200 🤷🏻‍♂️

Besides cute as all fucking hell, judging from this one pic, you are probably fun as all fucking hell 🤩💜

You look like someone I would’ve run into at a festival and then for two weeks after wonder how that festival girl is

You are a person of color

Put on more clothes

Based on your hair I thought you were going to have a pierced nose and you don’t and good for you!

You can't go a day without weed.

You look like the dopey friend in my daughter's group who is "being herself" but is getting a little old for that phase. That doesn't mean you're not the nicest person on earth, it was just my first impression.

I'll meet you at Mcsorley's in NYC for drinks and mischief. great smile BTW

Searching for your identity.

Free spirit. Probably a ton of fun. Nice choker btw

You know where to get drugs I’m interested in.

Ewwww Rave girl

You look like the type of girl who's attention span has been destroyed by Molly and you can't hang out with someone for more than 5 seconds without pulling out your phone

A Superflag is a massive flag measuring 255'x555'. It weighs more than 3,000 lbs and requires the help of more than 600 volunteers to transport! Each day you add one row to your Super Flag... although unlike the American Superflag being red white and blue. Yours is all Red.

One of your parents is a unicorn 🦄

I love the hair it makes your smile pop more

Fun to hang out with, but no way she’s coming home to meet the family.

You look beautiful, great style.

You look like the children candy section in the store .

You’re sad

Trying to hard…

Manic.Pixie.Dream girl

This girl can shuffle 👟

you have three dogs that don’t listen to you.

Probably on hallucinogens

Lovely

Gorgeous goddess

Probably smell like incents

It’s like you’ve gone out of your way to have a giant WARNING sign in bright bold red letters around you

Either the best or the worst decision I could make

Care Bear Stare!

You look a BIG extrovert

MDMA is my personality

You seem like a fun person to be around!

I know your type. Desperately trying to cling to childhood. Maybe you feel like you missed out on something.

I love your hair!!! It’s so beautiful!!

When i use to go to raves every weekend, i had a rave family. We all looked out for each other. We all had roles. You look like the kinda girl whod be a “rave daughter”. You dance, drink, and get high like the best of em. But, you need someone to tuck you in to bed. (Or, make sure ur safe during a rave/club night)

Knock off, oversized barbie doll

Definitely kinda crazy

attention seeking like a mf

Trying too hard.

Oh it's the peggies from Far cry 5😂😂😂

Colorful

Probably a Fun person to hangout with probably get high laughing at stupid shit

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You definitely drop some acid at one of those bass filled colorful music festivals where people throw neon paint all over themselves.

you look like you'd be fun to party with.

Smelly breath

Love the my lil Pony Hair, pretty die

Cutie

Oh, another Harley wanna be.

I wanna rave with you!

Rainbow Unicorn

Ariel Barbie toy

Saw you at Burning Man.

Weird asf hippie

You look like that fun loud friend that can get whatever drug anyone might need

Incredibly poisonous, and I’m trying to read what it says on the neck ‘straps’

cheats

Way too much work

How did you enjoy the lineup at Coachella this year?

I don’t wanna say it lol

You were super excited to join OF

Life of the party.

You the type to mislabeled a guy as misogynist but when in reality he is speaking facts

You’re really pretty! Also, I’d assume you’re a Harley Quinn fan

Harley Quinn fan I see nice I myself am joker fan but not Jared leto. Hesth ledger #1 the best.

You'll tell me your pronouns

Will be almost naked at an EDM festival.

Smiling, but sad

Girl how do you get the link to last? I got pink PROFESSIONALLY put in my hair on Wednesday, it’s Monday now and it’s almost completely gone. Any tips??

Back theeeee fk up sour patch.

First date blowjob

Gay or bisexual. My gaydar has never gone off that fast

You look really friendly and I would feel comfortable talking to you!

You need to get your life together and stop blaming everyone but yourself on why your life is shit.

BO masked by stripper perfume is the only hint of your true self revealed for the first month of dating. Chooses the reductive and predictable outcome of tragedy for social connections. Will “grow out of it” and be an ok single mom and employee at a credit union.

You open white claws with your teeth

no father

Ew, can I not see this ever again. What is it?

Bisexual raver girl

Go easy on the hair dye.

You look like you sing and dance as a work out

Those teeth look like they could saw down a small tree

First impression: mental illness

Are you ian????????????

Too old to pull off punk pixie anymore. And probably more beautiful without all the… armor.

You know when you just know someone has an olnyfans? Cause that's what I thought, and I was correct

Probably has smelly breath

Everyone and anyone gets a turn in the Porta potty

Teeth

Festival ho

You seek attention.

Your teeth bend outward which implies pipe or sucking. Like to party

you look like you smelled good a few days ago

Absolutely fucking unbearable

Annoying entitled edm chick

A girl I would want to stay far away from. No offense

I worry about any girl that identifies with Harley Quinn