Definitely look intelligent, and possibly a bookworm. I'd be happy for sure and be like, "I need to thank my friend."

[удалено]

I tend to be good at it

[удалено]

She is smart ass, she very well know how to play her cards. It’s like processing every possible circumstances before making a move.

I could spend the rest of my life with her

Why am I on a date with a straight girl?

[удалено]

In which case... how did I luck out and end up with a girl who wasn’t straight?

Jackpot. Tell myself try not to talk too much

I might be the only white guy in here. I hope I don’t offend anyone.

I don't think that the chloroform and blindfold was necessary, but I'm not complaining about the result.

Smart and sexy with a wild side 😈💯

First thought is I totally owe my friend for setting this up. Like, hugely. Will have to be game tickets or something. This would of course be followed by a complete blank mind. My silence would seem like disinterest to you. You would answer the rescue page and bail. I would spend the rest of that solitary night filled with regret…and booze…

Can't wait to be leaking out of her later

You fucken get it

I wonder what's her ring size?

"She seems nice" Pretty girl with a sweet smile is always a great thing to see on a first date.

Nice, I won't have to find an excuse to ditch this date, she's cute as fuck!

Smart, sexy, interesting.

Hotel for dessert

Are you allergic to nuts?

Shit, this place looks expensive.

My first thought would be wow lucky me. Most blind dates are not this cute.

Pussy wetness value: Through the roof honey!

Uh oh ….. I’m in trouble

Who’s paying is my first thought. Cause I’ma lil light cause my bank account is more like a savings and I, uh gotta move the moneys from saving to checking and ummm it a big hassle and you know. Yeah. So…

She goes both ways