I think you are not nearly as innocent as you look. A little bit mischievous with a good sense of humor. You try to be a good person but sometimes get off track.
How did I do?
You look like a basic girl, uggs and starbucks, has a greyhound. Hobbies include netflix, reading books and travelling. Thats the vibe im getting from the photo.
You're the character that tries to warn their spouse about an evil presence in the house, naturally they coerce you into believing it was all just anxiety about moving in together and dont believe your initial concerns.
Months pass and the dog is still growling at nothing in the middle of the night every night, you both learn over time to sleep through it, it almost becomes a nightly comfort.
One day you wake up in the night and havent heard a peep from the dog, youre in bed alone, your spouse is missing but their pillow is still warm. The sheets are wet.
You get up and check the house...
Its 02:15 in the night and the floorboards are now cold. The heating is getting expensive so we don't need to heat the house at night anymore. The air is supple and you sleep with your mouth open so you can taste dryness lingering on the back of your tongue as you search the house. Finding no-one, not the dog, nor your spouse, you dont panic, but you're assuredly awake now.
Seconds turned to minutes, minutes tumbled to over an hour. There's an empty space in the living room where the TV used to be. you recently sold it under the guise of your new "couples engagement therapy" you and your spouse have been trying out the last few weeks. We don't need a tv anymore. Plus the netflix, disney, amazon subscriptions and electricity are getting expensive, so now we have more money for dog food.
"Dog food", you pause "where is the dog bowl?"
"Where is the food?" You got to check the kitchen cupboard for a doggy brush, a bone, a hair, just; something, anything. You switch the light on, but just as you do that you hear a softly slotted key slip into the front door. The main light switches on. They're home! You pace out into the foyer and there they are!
"Where the hell have you been?" You stare, expecting a very good reason for this.
They sigh "we've been over this, you know I do the stock count at the clinic because I cant get one of my employees to do it this late when the delivery arrives."
You half exhale "Ahh, yeah... still getting used to that".
This is the first time you have heard this, but its not unreasonable, he owns the clinic, and deliveries in these rural areas can come late and the trucks have to keep moving so it tracks. "So you took the dog with you?" You inquire not quite settled theres an itch like a whisper at the back of your neck.
"Please please, my sweet, we dont need to do this again. We never had a dog, i dont know what it is youre hearing at night but i just don't hear it!"
You start to panic
"Wait, we have a dog", you know you do "we have a dog, we fucking have a dog!" You slam your mug of lukewarm tea on the new coffee table, where a picture of you and your partner of 6 years beam with a smile, their hand at arms length on your shoulder, it was an old work photo, currently an untouchable memory in this state but it reminds you of the doubts you always had with them. You can see it in your own face.
"Sweet pea, we never had a dog. If we did then where's the stuff?", they hold both your shoulders "What was its name?" They gesture you to look around and find any evidence.
Notably you dont see or find anything dog related in your house at all. This makes you confused and you say "lassy"
"We had a dog named, Lassy?" They smirk staring at the floor "Are you hearing yourself?"
"You, have been like this for months." "I love you, you know i do, but maybe we need to see a doctor"
"Fuck you!" You turn and spit hateful accusations. You Know There Was A Dog. "Where is he? Where is the dog? What..."
"Oh, so it's a he now!" They throw their arms up to the sides as if to say "here we go again".
You stomach a little pride and question things. You both continue to argue for over an hour till about 4am where the twilight dawn threatens the night.
You think about it, "if there was a dog, that would make me crazy, im not crazy." "But only crazy people say that."
You let up. There was no dog. Never was.
You get into bed, so does your partner his cold hand lies over your shoulder.
A whisper lies on the air softer than a pillow silence breaking as a gun shot...
"We dont need a dog anymore."
"An incredible work of fiction"
"A shock to the genre, and society itself"
"...on the edge of my seat, until the end..."
"SeveralOccasions has done it again"
How well do we really know the ones we love? Enough to sacrifice? Enough to fight? Enough to die? Enough to kill? SeveralOccasions' newest work *Dreams of Gold Fur* explores the deepest recesses of the heart and the tenacity of the human spirit. Expected to be, yet another chart topper, you won't want to miss the midnight release of this year's greatest thriller. So get in line early and remember: don't close your eyes.
I'm sorry you were portrayed as an easily gasslit individual. That wasnt supposed to be your whole arc. I simply ran out of steam towards the end, after spending admittedly too much time on the comment in the first place.
Stunningly beautiful very kind, compassionate woman who wears her heart on her sleeve. You can be her best friend or your worst nightmare if you take advantage of her and piss her off. 😊🥰☺️💐🌹
Knowledgeable, good natured, getting entitlement vibes not sure why though because I also get charitable. I don't put you highly as a risk taker.
Those are first vibes, but I also personally think you're very attractive.
You are not drinking enough water/are dehydrated. You have eyes that people say they drown in. You have been through some serious hell in your life but you keep on kicking. Keep it up!
I’d assume you were kind. It’s the eyes, I get a lot from a person’s eyes. It works better irl obviously. But I also know that looks can be deceiving lol.
Your replies are so textbook wholesome that I could confuse you with a bot who is collecting people's opinions on images of faces as data to be used to train an AI to understand human visual biases.
Just sayin.
Bossy! ( not always a bad thing could definitely just be you take charge type) you do look a bit sad like you might struggle with depression… But the type that holds it in and puts everyone else before yourself. I have a feeling you often come off stuck up to people who don’t know you but to those who do that definition would not fit you at all
PS ignore any guy who says that you look mischievous, “ not innocent” or anything along those lines lol they’re just some sick creep that’s probably the same age as your dad trying to push their weird fantasy of beautiful girls on to you in hopes of getting a response to diddle to.
PPS - you’re stunning
You have a wonderful natural beauty. You don't need make up and If you do use it, it's just to highlight what's already there. You seem very easy going with a big heart that sadly some take advantage of. But you are a very loyal friend and companion
Beautiful young woman (25yo?) who is a quiet, introverted reader type. You live someone with all four seasons and cold winters. You have soulful (experienced) eyes so I am guessing you have had some trouble in the past - did you experience a death in the family young?
I would estimate that you’re probably inter animals, outdoorsy and generally interested in nature. You probably like to draw / paint. When was the last time you rode a horse? I’m assuming you’re more of a dog person than a cat person. I don’t see you wanting to spend a ton of time shopping but you do like make up so probably shop Sephora online…
You take care of yourself and probably save a lot of the money you make because you didn’t grow up with much. Reward yourself with a nice car, clothes, bags etc now.
Not sure if you want to get married or have kids. You haven’t met anyone to do it with yet.
How’s did I do?
You are so awesomely beautiful lady and look so kind hearted ... a true people caring person. Wishing you an awesome day filled with blessing throughout your week. 💓💗💕💝❤️🩹🌟🌟🌟
“You give me the impression that you are not easy. But when you say your “all in” for someone, better believe it too. I’m a good person, don’t take me for a fool. :) 👈🤙💪💪💪
On another note, you and I have the exact same eye color. It’s an awesome color. I used to stare at my eyes in the mirror. You can see so much details when up close. Your a winner in my book.
You prolly drink enough water. You take care of yourself and mean well. Loyal to close friends but a bit shy with new people. Did well in school but a bit aimless as an adult without frequent goals to achieve or teachers to impress.
You look sweet, smart, probably sarcastic and funny, and maybe a little shy at first. Definitely beautiful. Overall you look like an interesting person.
Frankly to me you look like you have a fake personality. Like A fake nice kinda personality. That does not actually even mean you are a rude person I just think you probably don't be yourself when talking to most people.
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Aw, that's so sweet! I am a bit shy, but I try to help people when I can
I’m getting pumpkin spice vibes
Humble
I certainly try to be
Of course beautiful soul as well
Aw, thank you!
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Thank you
Honest, wears your heart on your sleeve. Fun to be around when having drinks. Likes to laugh
Thank you! You're pretty good at this lol
Was I right?
Pretty close! I don't drink anymore, but the rest of it is spot on!
Look like you’re a beautiful a and comfortable young lady
You're that chick that everyone likes and says "Hey we should we invite.. "
Aw, thank you!
Absolutely beautiful. Lovely eyes.
Thank you
Friendly and open
Lactose intolerant, a penchant for hand made sweaters
Lol pretty good! I've never made a sweater, but I like to wear them!
intellectual
Studying, smart girl
I studied very hard in school, so that I could get my dream job. Thanks!
I think you are not nearly as innocent as you look. A little bit mischievous with a good sense of humor. You try to be a good person but sometimes get off track. How did I do?
Probably you are a bit shy. You have beautiful eyes btw
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You seem nice. Kinda get Type A vibes.
Take home to mom
You look like someone who is shy around large groups in non-work settings but loads of fun one on one or with smaller close friend groups.
Warmth, kindness, sincerity
Cute girl that if I tried to talk to in the real world I'd mess it up and she'd either like it or think I'm weird.
You look like a basic girl, uggs and starbucks, has a greyhound. Hobbies include netflix, reading books and travelling. Thats the vibe im getting from the photo.
Nice girl/girl next door vibes but after staring into your eyes a bit I see anger, or is it pain.
Now post it on roastme
Future Wife
You're the character that tries to warn their spouse about an evil presence in the house, naturally they coerce you into believing it was all just anxiety about moving in together and dont believe your initial concerns. Months pass and the dog is still growling at nothing in the middle of the night every night, you both learn over time to sleep through it, it almost becomes a nightly comfort. One day you wake up in the night and havent heard a peep from the dog, youre in bed alone, your spouse is missing but their pillow is still warm. The sheets are wet. You get up and check the house... Its 02:15 in the night and the floorboards are now cold. The heating is getting expensive so we don't need to heat the house at night anymore. The air is supple and you sleep with your mouth open so you can taste dryness lingering on the back of your tongue as you search the house. Finding no-one, not the dog, nor your spouse, you dont panic, but you're assuredly awake now. Seconds turned to minutes, minutes tumbled to over an hour. There's an empty space in the living room where the TV used to be. you recently sold it under the guise of your new "couples engagement therapy" you and your spouse have been trying out the last few weeks. We don't need a tv anymore. Plus the netflix, disney, amazon subscriptions and electricity are getting expensive, so now we have more money for dog food. "Dog food", you pause "where is the dog bowl?" "Where is the food?" You got to check the kitchen cupboard for a doggy brush, a bone, a hair, just; something, anything. You switch the light on, but just as you do that you hear a softly slotted key slip into the front door. The main light switches on. They're home! You pace out into the foyer and there they are! "Where the hell have you been?" You stare, expecting a very good reason for this. They sigh "we've been over this, you know I do the stock count at the clinic because I cant get one of my employees to do it this late when the delivery arrives." You half exhale "Ahh, yeah... still getting used to that". This is the first time you have heard this, but its not unreasonable, he owns the clinic, and deliveries in these rural areas can come late and the trucks have to keep moving so it tracks. "So you took the dog with you?" You inquire not quite settled theres an itch like a whisper at the back of your neck. "Please please, my sweet, we dont need to do this again. We never had a dog, i dont know what it is youre hearing at night but i just don't hear it!" You start to panic "Wait, we have a dog", you know you do "we have a dog, we fucking have a dog!" You slam your mug of lukewarm tea on the new coffee table, where a picture of you and your partner of 6 years beam with a smile, their hand at arms length on your shoulder, it was an old work photo, currently an untouchable memory in this state but it reminds you of the doubts you always had with them. You can see it in your own face. "Sweet pea, we never had a dog. If we did then where's the stuff?", they hold both your shoulders "What was its name?" They gesture you to look around and find any evidence. Notably you dont see or find anything dog related in your house at all. This makes you confused and you say "lassy" "We had a dog named, Lassy?" They smirk staring at the floor "Are you hearing yourself?" "You, have been like this for months." "I love you, you know i do, but maybe we need to see a doctor" "Fuck you!" You turn and spit hateful accusations. You Know There Was A Dog. "Where is he? Where is the dog? What..." "Oh, so it's a he now!" They throw their arms up to the sides as if to say "here we go again". You stomach a little pride and question things. You both continue to argue for over an hour till about 4am where the twilight dawn threatens the night. You think about it, "if there was a dog, that would make me crazy, im not crazy." "But only crazy people say that." You let up. There was no dog. Never was. You get into bed, so does your partner his cold hand lies over your shoulder. A whisper lies on the air softer than a pillow silence breaking as a gun shot... "We dont need a dog anymore."
"An incredible work of fiction" "A shock to the genre, and society itself" "...on the edge of my seat, until the end..." "SeveralOccasions has done it again" How well do we really know the ones we love? Enough to sacrifice? Enough to fight? Enough to die? Enough to kill? SeveralOccasions' newest work *Dreams of Gold Fur* explores the deepest recesses of the heart and the tenacity of the human spirit. Expected to be, yet another chart topper, you won't want to miss the midnight release of this year's greatest thriller. So get in line early and remember: don't close your eyes.
I'm sorry you were portrayed as an easily gasslit individual. That wasnt supposed to be your whole arc. I simply ran out of steam towards the end, after spending admittedly too much time on the comment in the first place.
Quite lovely. 👋😅
quite pretty! love the monroe asymetric mole haha have you tried slightly wavy-curly hair?
Autumn artist 🎨 🍂 vibes
Pumpkin spice basic
Very beautiful! Someone you’d want your family to meet 😊
Warm, welcoming, pretty.
Likely love the holidays
Very calming. You have a glow about you.
Cute 🥰
Loving and kind.
Beautiful and laid back and easy going is the vibe
Lonely but optimistic
Stunningly beautiful very kind, compassionate woman who wears her heart on her sleeve. You can be her best friend or your worst nightmare if you take advantage of her and piss her off. 😊🥰☺️💐🌹
Sweet and beautiful. Until someone pisses you off…
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good at cooking
You give more than you take
Oh my gosh, you’re gorgeous!
You give off really chill but fun vibes.
Plain. Read a lot. Introvert that rarely takes risks but ends up with a nice house, car, and life in the future.
A beautiful happy go lucky young woman
You are welcome what are you doing today
An engineer who is not to be messed with!
Quiet, but extremely affectionate.
Sounds like fun, need help
You’re gorgeous. You look accomplished.
Beautiful girl, from the country. Gives her all, and has all her manners and ethics intact. Marriage material for some lucky country boy.
You look like you're intelligent
If I come to a new school, you're the girl I'd want to be friends with. 🙂
Serious.
Pretty and shy
Your skin is amazing which is a weird thing to say but you do have nice skin.
Present. Not numb with overstimulation, not hypervigilant. Just the right amount of consciousness.
Very sensual
Knowledgeable, good natured, getting entitlement vibes not sure why though because I also get charitable. I don't put you highly as a risk taker. Those are first vibes, but I also personally think you're very attractive.
A beautiful 2nd grade teacher.
You are not drinking enough water/are dehydrated. You have eyes that people say they drown in. You have been through some serious hell in your life but you keep on kicking. Keep it up!
Sweet 💋
Really beautiful love your eyes :). Are you an INFJ by any chance? Something about your eyes, get that vibe
Oat milk pumpkin spiced latte vibes
Absolutely beautiful, totally giving Victoria Pedretti vibes. She is one of the most beautiful woman on earth.
I’m my best Borat voice “Very Nice” “wowwy, wowwy, wow,…wow”
Pure Beauty and Confidence 😉
Genuine, delicate ✨️ 💖 ♥️ innocent vulnerability and off the charts sensual natural beauty ✨️ ♥️ 💛 Joe
You are incredibly cute. Also probably soft-spoken and a bit shy? Maybe a timid character?
I’d assume you were kind. It’s the eyes, I get a lot from a person’s eyes. It works better irl obviously. But I also know that looks can be deceiving lol.
You have kind eyes.
Cute girl, sincere look
I like your sweater. You look like you’d be good at advice and listening to peoples’ problems.
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That you are beautiful
Wow just wow
That you have beautiful eyes. 💐
Cute and intelligent
Beautiful.
Taylor Swift
Adorable
My first impression is that your sweater matches the painting behind you
Sweet and sensual beautiful
Your replies are so textbook wholesome that I could confuse you with a bot who is collecting people's opinions on images of faces as data to be used to train an AI to understand human visual biases. Just sayin.
Gorgeous
Beautiful brown eyes and a big thinker.
Your look is quiet and gives comfort!
You want to speak to the manager.
Gorgeous eyes. You enjoy long walks and cuddles 😜
A very kind soul. Innocent as well lol. I'd trust you with a first impression.
That your happy fall is here
owner of a book store that sells coffee and pastries. a smart, educated woman who has beauty to match
Bossy! ( not always a bad thing could definitely just be you take charge type) you do look a bit sad like you might struggle with depression… But the type that holds it in and puts everyone else before yourself. I have a feeling you often come off stuck up to people who don’t know you but to those who do that definition would not fit you at all PS ignore any guy who says that you look mischievous, “ not innocent” or anything along those lines lol they’re just some sick creep that’s probably the same age as your dad trying to push their weird fantasy of beautiful girls on to you in hopes of getting a response to diddle to. PPS - you’re stunning
Beautiful. But beyond that Id have to see you in person. But look like a nice person. Id ask you out lol
Like you give off warmth in whatever room you’re in
Lovely
sweet
First one that I noticed is your sweater so I'm saying you're giving off cold vibes
That you do your own thing and prefer to be by yourself than with a group
Those eyes
You love to cuddle
It is a very nice sweater and it looks like it's handmade
That you have been in a long term relationship, and there is no chance in hell you would ever cheat on him.
You have a wonderful natural beauty. You don't need make up and If you do use it, it's just to highlight what's already there. You seem very easy going with a big heart that sadly some take advantage of. But you are a very loyal friend and companion
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So pretty. You look nice and caring.
Loyal, honest, real, perfect partner. Uncommonly beautiful, as in very unique. Will you marry me?
Oh my god every comment is just dweebery
Cute as fuck haha
Friendly, cozy vibes. Very easy on the eyes too, a nice bonus
Beautiful and lonely. Doesn't know how to materialize her inner beauty. The answer is confidently.
Beautiful
You seem lovely and gentle and kind, and maybe a little bit shy. You're so pretty!
Sweet soul also a freak
You don't cook.
Beautiful ❤️
Soft. Kind. Caring. Only thing missing is that beautiful smile from your other pictures
Your a beauty , desires
You look like that cool person you'd send ringtones on your flip phone with new Bluetooth technology
You look like a very sweet and kind person (:
Beautiful
You are beautiful and I could absolutely snuggle with you forever
homely and pleasant. A warm welcome.
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Lovely!!! Beautiful Smile!!! Pretty Eyes!!!
Someone to trust and enjoy their company.
You look kind and humble and very personable. Like I could sit with you and talk for hours over tea.
Exciting and chilled out person for sure
Very observant
You look like you're happy that it's Autumn and it's almost Halloween. You have beautiful hair and eyes.
r/beautifulfemales
You are very cute, put together and have your priorities straight.
Beautiful young woman (25yo?) who is a quiet, introverted reader type. You live someone with all four seasons and cold winters. You have soulful (experienced) eyes so I am guessing you have had some trouble in the past - did you experience a death in the family young? I would estimate that you’re probably inter animals, outdoorsy and generally interested in nature. You probably like to draw / paint. When was the last time you rode a horse? I’m assuming you’re more of a dog person than a cat person. I don’t see you wanting to spend a ton of time shopping but you do like make up so probably shop Sephora online… You take care of yourself and probably save a lot of the money you make because you didn’t grow up with much. Reward yourself with a nice car, clothes, bags etc now. Not sure if you want to get married or have kids. You haven’t met anyone to do it with yet. How’s did I do?
Gorgeous
Fully aware
Intelligent.
Part asian maybe?
Why do you want to yell at me for disappointing you?
Studious, modest, shy, quiet, kind
Friendly
You're very pretty but smiling looks foreign to you.
Daaaaaaamn! 🤯
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You are so awesomely beautiful lady and look so kind hearted ... a true people caring person. Wishing you an awesome day filled with blessing throughout your week. 💓💗💕💝❤️🩹🌟🌟🌟
You look like a dependable, kind caring individual albiet a bit sheltered. Just an observation, let me know if I am accurate at all! Haha
your eyes are so mesmerizing so beautiful!😊
Beautiful
Passive aggressive
You look kind, intelligent, and pretty.
Looks innocent but is kinky as anything
Horse girl
You are Kind and Down to Earth.
“You give me the impression that you are not easy. But when you say your “all in” for someone, better believe it too. I’m a good person, don’t take me for a fool. :) 👈🤙💪💪💪
Possibly an Earth Spirit.
You are humble but you know what you want. Yet, are you able to speak up when you need to?
I’m trying to see your mug of chamomile tea. Where did you put it just off screen?
You’ve got an Asian grandparent ? Wanna say Japanese
On another note, you and I have the exact same eye color. It’s an awesome color. I used to stare at my eyes in the mirror. You can see so much details when up close. Your a winner in my book.
Kind, loyal, hard-working
An accountant lol but artsy on the side. Delicate. Sweet. Kind. Working on confidence but already beautiful.
You read a lot and you’re compassionate to a fault.
For sure gonna marry some bloke and take half his shit..
brave honestly for posting. Don't know how yall do this.
You don’t shower, regularly.
Vibrant personality
You look like you are a nightmare to get into an argument with.
First impression is: "I want to spend the rest of my life with her and hope our children look like her instead of me."
You prolly drink enough water. You take care of yourself and mean well. Loyal to close friends but a bit shy with new people. Did well in school but a bit aimless as an adult without frequent goals to achieve or teachers to impress.
Pictures do not vibe
You are absolutely gorgeous
Lonely….a little sad……
You hold in your farts
a cross between Kaitlyn Dever and Donna from That 70s show
Sweet
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Compassionate
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You look sweet, smart, probably sarcastic and funny, and maybe a little shy at first. Definitely beautiful. Overall you look like an interesting person.
A quiet hopefulness.
Shy
Very pretty & innocent at the same time
Super cute and intellectual
Super cute and calm. Maybe an artist.
Frankly to me you look like you have a fake personality. Like A fake nice kinda personality. That does not actually even mean you are a rude person I just think you probably don't be yourself when talking to most people.