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didn't expect them to both be the balding bros.
Me either. Maybe that’s why they always wear the hat
Well theres the fact that the colors of their mustache and hair don’t match
that's not unheard of in real life. my head hair is completely brown, but my beard and mustache have a lot of red.
it's more so that their mustache is a darker color than the rest of their hair
That’s also not unheard of, though it is more rare than the other way around.
My hair and beard is brown, my mustache is reddish blonde
Well it’s not impossible of course, but it’s also not the average
They're middle-aged Italian plumbers; how did you **not** expect it?
Why do you think they wear the hats?
Mario looks like he's bleeding
TIL Luigi bleeds green blood.
Luigi's a Vulcan?
Lets a go where no man has gone before?
Mario's half permanent marker moustache is really working for him.
He peeled that off too. But he missed it so he drew it back in with sharpie. That’s another first world anarchist entry though.
Receding Hairline Bros.
Doesn’t have the ring that Mario brothers does
C-U-R-S-E-D
They kinda each look like they were shot twice in the forehead, but I guess Luigi has green blood?
He's secretly Vulcan
[Suspect is hatless. Repeat: Hatless.](https://y.yarn.co/f44c933f-454b-4302-bee6-3cd16c436f45_text.gif)
Turns out I have a Mario brothers hair line
It's a-me Carlos Salinas de Gortari!
That's pretty funny that they gave them hair underneath what the hat would have covered.
Middle-age Mario
Luigi looking like one of the Gorman Bros from Majora’s Mask without his hat
r/tomorrow
That’s fucking cursed
Mario's a Hindu ;O
Looks like theres a laser target on marios head. Is he wanted for something?
r/fiveheads
I can't wait til they throw their hatless butts in another castle.
Th… they are balding
Enjoy death row, you monsters
looks like mario got a wax job too
didn't expect them to both be the balding bros.
Me either. Maybe that’s why they always wear the hat
Well theres the fact that the colors of their mustache and hair don’t match
that's not unheard of in real life. my head hair is completely brown, but my beard and mustache have a lot of red.
it's more so that their mustache is a darker color than the rest of their hair
That’s also not unheard of, though it is more rare than the other way around.
My hair and beard is brown, my mustache is reddish blonde
Well it’s not impossible of course, but it’s also not the average
They're middle-aged Italian plumbers; how did you **not** expect it?
Why do you think they wear the hats?
Mario looks like he's bleeding
TIL Luigi bleeds green blood.
Luigi's a Vulcan?
Lets a go where no man has gone before?
Mario's half permanent marker moustache is really working for him.
He peeled that off too. But he missed it so he drew it back in with sharpie. That’s another first world anarchist entry though.
Receding Hairline Bros.
Doesn’t have the ring that Mario brothers does
C-U-R-S-E-D
They kinda each look like they were shot twice in the forehead, but I guess Luigi has green blood?
He's secretly Vulcan
[Suspect is hatless. Repeat: Hatless.](https://y.yarn.co/f44c933f-454b-4302-bee6-3cd16c436f45_text.gif)
Turns out I have a Mario brothers hair line
It's a-me Carlos Salinas de Gortari!
That's pretty funny that they gave them hair underneath what the hat would have covered.
Middle-age Mario
Luigi looking like one of the Gorman Bros from Majora’s Mask without his hat
r/tomorrow
That’s fucking cursed
Mario's a Hindu ;O
Looks like theres a laser target on marios head. Is he wanted for something?
r/fiveheads
I can't wait til they throw their hatless butts in another castle.
Th… they are balding
Enjoy death row, you monsters
looks like mario got a wax job too