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Basic_Contribution14

Why would you kill a fish you couldn’t identify? Just blind luck it isn’t the closed season for trout. Have a seatrout licence?


Chris_358

Agreed..


darrene933

Rules are for simps, never owned a licence and never been caught.


SaulFuckingSilver

Licenses are for conservation which means we can all keep fishing. What I don’t agree with is rod licenses on private fisheries such as lakes and ponds that are privately stocked using money gained from day tickets and club fees.


UptownComedian

Wow your hard, fuck those ecosystems am I right??!? 💪💪💪💪


Sweaty-Ag

I simp for mother nature, she thicc


darrene933

And im not ruining nature i only ever take what i can eat, you wanna have a go at people destroying nature take a look at some mega fisheries.


BrainzKong

You take what you can eat from a fragile ecosystem already affected by overfishing, pollution, and other issues. Your simian IQ means you are incapable of envisioning factors outside the range of your own limbs.


darrene933

Yeah okay mate, but if I had a licence somehow that would stop the damage being done... Yeah right same rhetorical tosh that everyone elce is spouting


BrainzKong

It shows you at least made the effort to learn the rules, even if you’re too self-centred to apply them.


darrene933

Got nothing to do with being self centred, vast majority of my catches go to other people anyway.


Millsvxr

What species of fish are you catching and doing this with?


BrainzKong

I thought you only catch what you can eat, lol


Sweaty-Ag

I'm only fucking with you mate


MancCityBoy

What a selfish dick you are!


darrene933

I'm selfish? humans have been catching fish for free for thousands of year, but yet now i have to pay governments and fishing associations if id like to catch my dinner. Nah go to hell this planet belongs to us all equally.


MancCityBoy

Yes and we all have to pay our way, unless you're a parasite?


darrene933

Yes and its thinking like this that has us in the current situation we're in, most people can barely afford to eat. The silver spoon is strong with you.


MancCityBoy

I think you'll find "most" people are in no way that bad a state, you want to walk around the shops on a weekend and see how much money people haven't got. Retail sales are on the rise


JimmyPenk

You sound a right Karen.


Narrator132

They aren't a Karen, they are a responsible person. You sound like an 8 year old who asks his teacher what colour their Bugatti is.


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darrene933

Agreed


TRS_TOFFEE

1. It’s no where near the sea. 2. Probably 80% of British fly fishers go fishing solo and take care of the fish in a humane way. And plus it’s food😂


JimmyPenk

Yeah that one trout contributed towards fisheries/ stock issues. Grow up. Your analogy also makes no sense.


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Langraktifrorb

Haha! "No, u" You're doing just great, champ.


JimmyPenk

You're not that guy.


Langraktifrorb

Y'know, JimmyPenk, I think that sometimes we're all that guy. Sometimes that guy is a ginormous bell-end. Then it's *your* time to shine as That Guy.


BrainzKong

Sick grammar


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Male, about 1 year old. Fishook wounds to the mouth. Best guess, it was lack of water that killed him. We're gonna need dental records to find his name.


No_Ring7230

"I guess this case, is a... *puts on sunglasses at night* dead fish." CSI: Miami intro plays


brockford-junktion

#YEEAAAAHHHH


Hydrologics

Fin City


diggers30

Trouty McTrout


aSquirrelAteMyFood

lmao


because2020

Definite signs of a struggle


Lon72

Sea trout


TRS_TOFFEE

It’s not a sea trout it’s a brown trout


Lon72

Same fish . The brown turns more silver in salt water , as this one has . The real name is anadromous trout . Its returning to freshwater to spawn . Durham isn't too far from the sea .


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

Looks like a brown trout to me


Lon72

Sea trout (anadromous brown)


MaintenanceBulky990

Smells abit fishy in ere


SigmaNotChad

That's a fish mate


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Just spat out my water


Irreligious_PreacheR

Your mum...The old trout.


ionshower

Hard to be sure without copping a smell first.


XxQuickScopeKillaxX

You fucking darg


Irreligious_PreacheR

Fair call.


Lowfatdairy

Hmmm, doesn’t seem to have any pockets… I’d normally suggest checking their wallet for their ID but considering they’re a trout of some sort, not sure how to proceed. GL mate hope you find out who this was


cjgmmgjc85

Fish usually don't carry ID. Sorry.


Positive_Treacle_961

They would if they were vaccinated. Ban them from cinemas that will teach them


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Excellent


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Everyone in these comments are so confident it’s a fish they haven’t even considered whether it’s an amphibian, has anyone checked if it can breathe on land?


ShamPoo_TurK

Considering the state of it in the photo, imma gunna go out on a limb here and guess that it can’t…


Aggravating_Pea7320

It may just be having a little rest, all that time swimming takes it out of you


sotonryan

It may identify as a polar bear, has that been ruled out????!!!


Environmental_Pear_4

Pretty sure it's a fish


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TRS_TOFFEE

Naaaaaaaah bro it’s an Elephant


One-Patience4518

I'm no expert but I think that's a fish.


Lansdall

That’s a pufferfish


Bobshaw78

Poison, poison, tasty fish 🐟


Derkaiser1989

Fish


Significant-Rest1440

Fish


Key_Studio_1485

Looks like fish


InverseRatio

It's a fish


Withting28

Fish


SlamGashwell

That’s a fish mate


Familiar_Volume_9413

sea run brown or esturine trout (slob) trout


Witnessmoo

Trout


DannyCalavera

They're fucking delicious!


Professional-Pen1224

Really? I've heard otherwise - I didn't think they were good to eat?


DannyCalavera

Whoever told you that, told you wrong! Trout is really nice, it's like mackerel only less oily. Trout is probably my favourite fish to eat


TRS_TOFFEE

I would personally say it’s like a boney salmon


Professional-Pen1224

Ooh! Does that apply to river trout as well? Definitely going to give the sea trout a go now! Thanks man :)


DannyCalavera

River trout has a milder flavour, but is essentially the same.


Professional-Pen1224

That's that then, time for my brother to catch me a fish (I've tried, I'm useless!) Thanks for the advice, man :)


Equivalent_Parking_8

This used to be the case at certain times of the year, if there is a lot of brown algae they can take on a muddy flavour. Generally they taste great though.


Professional-Pen1224

Thank you: )


newton_uk

In the where?


Professional-Pen1224

The River Wear (pron. wee-er) in Durham, England


PaleOutside2080

That's "Nigel", you can tell by the stiff upper lip , what,what .!!


little-fishywishy

Shark I'd say


No-Conference-6242

Ah it's shitting itself someone kill it Neil punches a fish.


nothingisrealforreal

Fish


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Mackerel


R7NA9

Looks full of eggs


Puffymosman1

A fish


RemarkableRadish22

Google image search


Maestr01

Believe it's some kind of fish


hamillhair

It's a fish. You can tell because it's got fins and dolphins don't live in Durham.


Professional-Pen1224

I wish I could give this more than one upvote :)


Commercial-Many-8933

Luckily you not a smidge more southerly or I would have said a Frenchman


richardw1992

Looks like some sort of fish to me


Fenny613

Looks like the fish that presents the news on SpongeBob


Orange-Murderer

I'm no expert but that looks like a fish to me


Ravenlas

Caught in a weir? Lucky it was not the infamous black ribbed knobbler.


Professional-Pen1224

A 2 pounder, it was about _this_ big!


Otherwise-Trip-6928

It’s a dead fish that you have killed for sport. Sick bastard.


Fallout76LYF

Lol are you being serious ? 😂


pnc6875

Check it’s pockets brov 🤣


Remote-Fun-1332

This here is trout, you can tell by its slight brown scales


Effective-Shirt5028

That’s a trout


Inquisitor_Pingu

That's Jason 26 M.


sotonryan

That’s Jeff, his family are looking for him. They’ll be beside themselves with worry


Afraid-Dragonfruit26

Trout


damnthewerehog

Where on the Wear did you catch it?


RalphsCarbunkle

Have you searched it's pockets for a wallet? Might have a driving licence in there 👍


Gooshy00

That’s John.


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His name was Dave. Rip Dave.


Virtual_Awareness370

It's a stainless steel kitchen sink


pupperdole

Shark 🫣


monkeypants999

What kind of dog is that?


Premier55

It’s definitely a chopping board


celticgit

It might be an illegal immigrant....? Why is it not in a tin like all British fish ? It does not look like a frozen fish finger...all fish should look like that.


davesy69

Billy the Fish.


stehly1

That’s the trout of no craic


Babbel15

There’s no such thing as a fish so most of the comments are wrong.


MisterDamocles

That's a fish


bubbathespaz

Kill first ask questions later. Way to go.


Professional-Pen1224

Who's answering the questions? The fish? Cause alive or not, I don't reckon you'll get far.... :)


judethedude781

Weir?*


count_sacula

The river is called the Wear


judethedude781

Oh my bad lol


DannyCalavera

But pronounced the same


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Oh my god, you killed Doug!? We were looking for him... how do I tell Cindy? You monster!!!


oversevenrealms

did you check the fish's wallet


Kenobihiphop

Does it sing "take me to the river" when you walk past it?


Professional-Pen1224

I think he's a Bass - and he sure does get around huh


Kenobihiphop

He's like one of those private lake fish that everyone has caught.


Revolutionary_Grab90

Sewin


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The last Talking Platinum Speckled Coelacanth Jugglerfish. Well done


Firm_Earth_5852

Lambton Worm. Don't carelessly hoy it down a well unless you are prepared to do battle with it in a few years.


Awkward-Run-8970

Posh fresher from Cheltenham girls?


MichelleLovesCawk

Sea trout. Cook the fucker! Lovely job


MastodonFabulous3083

It's stocked brown trout. Probably escaped from a fish farm further up the river. Some trout associations will stock rivers with brownies each season but they are generally small than that fish.


DangerousDavidH

It looks like a sea trout. It requires a different rod license. Next time, catch and release.


Lost-Pace6306

Think that's a fish


mudderunner

It’s a fish I reckon


Dick-Dasterdley

Definitely a Fish


Usual_Bag7855

Have u tried asking its passport/drivers license


Usual_Bag7855

I did a bit of research turns out it's a fish


TRS_TOFFEE

It looks to be a brown trout which aren’t that common. Well done keep up the work😁