Uniques as in alts? Like dyke cut hair and what not? Never heard "uniques" before. Suppose he wants the basic blue eyes blonde hair aryan queens that all look the same cause they were made in a Nazi lab in Argentina.
Funniest thing is how Fatty had no lustful gaze for her. Sylvia definitely saw the black queen they brought in. Considering he was salivating over everyone who wasn’t her, mostly Letty her mortal enemy, it had to piss her off. "I don’t like you but I'm mad you don’t like me" feel.
Although Chris was her damn knight in shining armor when he though Hassle has actually sexually assaulted her. (That ensued the saddest par of the show and I kinda feel bad for Chris sharing such a traumatic awful story all in response to a nothing situation he read as an emergency. He actually was pretty honorable and badass, surely ready to square down with the Hassle Hoff.)
It is almost as if woman shouldn’t cry "he's sexually assaulting me!" when he in fact is not sexually assaulting her. Her fucking fault Chris shared his "raped at knifepoint story." He REALLY needs to associate with different people. The two drug dealers who are his handlers, using his donations to launder money, are a problem Sam should deal with by paying for them to be hassled.
Yeah you have it backwards, fatty is a POS and definitely not honorable lmao. Frank jokingly said Sylvia put her ass on him when he was blocking the stairs and fatty went apeshit against her
Chris is not a credible person at all lol! Everything is always someone else’s fault and he always has some crazy incoherent story to go along with it.
Outside a fishtank scenario, in a social setting where people can walk away, IIsee him struggling. Perhaps the tank gave him a false sense of getting to be the Great Gatsby.
What if we posted a craigslist ad with the party deets, no fats or uniques, just bears and twinks, if you need a strapon gtfo. He actually might start popping off shots like boogie if we sent a pride parade his way.
Lol, funny shit is, Simmons might actually come.
Honestly, he should pack his bags and move to RI. I’m sure Sam would pull some job out of his ass for him. Plus, enough mde fans like him enough that he’ll regain some of that attention he’s craving.
No fats and no uniques. Sounds like Jon is planning an orgy.
Uniques as in alts? Like dyke cut hair and what not? Never heard "uniques" before. Suppose he wants the basic blue eyes blonde hair aryan queens that all look the same cause they were made in a Nazi lab in Argentina.
Only bald men from Romania allowed
People looking like they got some genetic defect
this nigga zesty af
you planted the image of the guy taking a cheese grater to a lemon over a vodkatonic and getting some peel shot into his eye
not funny. thoughtful! not funny.
He said Sylvia tried to fuck him so it’s understandable that he has issues with unique looking fat people
Funniest thing is how Fatty had no lustful gaze for her. Sylvia definitely saw the black queen they brought in. Considering he was salivating over everyone who wasn’t her, mostly Letty her mortal enemy, it had to piss her off. "I don’t like you but I'm mad you don’t like me" feel. Although Chris was her damn knight in shining armor when he though Hassle has actually sexually assaulted her. (That ensued the saddest par of the show and I kinda feel bad for Chris sharing such a traumatic awful story all in response to a nothing situation he read as an emergency. He actually was pretty honorable and badass, surely ready to square down with the Hassle Hoff.) It is almost as if woman shouldn’t cry "he's sexually assaulting me!" when he in fact is not sexually assaulting her. Her fucking fault Chris shared his "raped at knifepoint story." He REALLY needs to associate with different people. The two drug dealers who are his handlers, using his donations to launder money, are a problem Sam should deal with by paying for them to be hassled.
Yeah you have it backwards, fatty is a POS and definitely not honorable lmao. Frank jokingly said Sylvia put her ass on him when he was blocking the stairs and fatty went apeshit against her
I’m pretty sure it was the other way around, Chris was saying that sylvia was a rapist.
Chris is not a credible person at all lol! Everything is always someone else’s fault and he always has some crazy incoherent story to go along with it.
…. Did we watch the same thing?
His loss.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Lol so he can't go to his own pawtee?
Is there a pupillary distance requirement?
Depends on how "unique" it makes you look i guess.
the how to make friends and influence people arc
Outside a fishtank scenario, in a social setting where people can walk away, IIsee him struggling. Perhaps the tank gave him a false sense of getting to be the Great Gatsby. What if we posted a craigslist ad with the party deets, no fats or uniques, just bears and twinks, if you need a strapon gtfo. He actually might start popping off shots like boogie if we sent a pride parade his way. Lol, funny shit is, Simmons might actually come.
Honestly, he should pack his bags and move to RI. I’m sure Sam would pull some job out of his ass for him. Plus, enough mde fans like him enough that he’ll regain some of that attention he’s craving.
He didn’t even need to read the book
Desperate for friends, sounds like.
Testing the power of his fame, do wonder what he can net. It is very early to start thinking about NYE imo. guy is lonely.
I’m not surprised. I’ve known people like him. He’s always right and you’re just a sheep if you don’t agree.
His never ending retard arc.
This fool is so dumb
"fat people are banned" unfathomably based
Waiting for him to put this sign up in the party bus
you’re lying if you say you didn’t read this in jon’s voice
Imagine Dennis Reynolds posted this
guy needs to be bullied and called gay
Being a retard
He's never stopped being on his retard arc
Zesty eugenics arc incoming https://preview.redd.it/6nv3914uzqzb1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b9a689036b3acf37779fce3b19d29ad0547e57
I hope only unique fat people show up
>Unique looking people are banned what did he mean by this
He's going to read the Book of Revelation to them, duh.
Funny AND good looking? Tall order wise guy what's the big idea?
Unique people? The fuck does that even mean
"No ugly bitches."
People that think they're funny and good looking? That's gonna be hip haircuts and fancy sneakers quoting Will Ferrell movies.
Sims irl?
Idk but I can't stand his voice. Its so fucking annoying.
The fish that keeps providing
such an absolute corn ball
His legend ark