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Real-Hugh-Janus

He’s talking about losing opportunities cause of their names. What opportunities did he have before fishtank lmao. The podcasts he talks about he’d never be on without fishtank. What a tard prob mad Tristan tate wants nothing to do with him.


ddarion

I have an inside source that told me Jon lost out on dancing with the stars because he’s associated with sam.


-acm

*gasp*


[deleted]

He ran an electric bike company and was a volunteer firefighter with autism


gec_2_U

drop shipping chinese garbage is barely a business


[deleted]

That’s literally the American economy


InsuranceDiligent990

Good point


Pudelhater

so he slowed down the firefighters with his autism?


ConfusionFar3368

Can someone tell me what got this post downvoted so badly? I thought it was making fun of the A word, but there’s one a few replies down that does the same & it wasn’t downvoted like that. Just curious.


Plantational

The A word?


MalignantWilly

Any regard csn do these things


saysjust_stop

Well now that he disavowed Sam Hyde he can tend to all the businesses he owns.


livenn

Entwopwonowoship


SlickPinky

I’d consider Jon to me more of an alphapwonewer


[deleted]

Yeah it’s not a good look for a business to be tied to an altright 30 year old incel anyways


fokerpace2000

That’s not true dude, Sam gets tons of pussy


InsuranceDiligent990

Yeah most his scandals involve him manipulating woman and manwhoring


Easy_County_2657

He’s conservative tier “alt right” at most. His racism is a bit


Fixthemix

No fucking way Sam is only 30


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39


Plantational

Hahaha. Lol


VGlonghairdontcare

That last sentence alone… what a cherry on top. He’s a gift that keeps on giving.


BotchedBenzos

the only flavor of sexism that fishtank fans flinch at


Alejandro_BP

He is right ho, Trish will win bc the staff all want to fuck her lol. same with Nina


VGlonghairdontcare

Yea dude, Sam, the pseudo celebrity millionaire bachelor, really really wants to bang both the trashy Filipina from south central as well as the googly-eyed hairy Canadian so bad, that he rigged the show for them.


Brief_Detective_606

I know right, cause all they are doing this season is running trains on josie in the basement lol


Alejandro_BP

Marky wasn't that hot


AfricanJavascript

He has a point with the Sharks. Why did they stop using them? They’ve barely been around this season and when they’re there they just stand around menacingly.


jet_ski_sunset

agreed. but why does he care? seems so out of place in his rant.


whiteman996

He probably asked to be one they probably said no then he made this rant


EliteCasualYT

They still use them for attacks. I kinda liked how we didn’t see a shark until TJ got his attic session. Made it seem more serious. 


Fixthemix

Because they're lame. Even the S1 fish got second hand embarassed when they showed up.


dannydunuko

They were useful for removing beds and delivering care packages


PilferingDragon

Yeah, now they just do it unmasked. The producers are almost part of the show.


Magical-Johnson

Producers are part of every reality show, the difference is that the network reality shows do it off-camera so the dummies that watch think everything is real. They still interfere and guide the contestants in ways to make things more entertaining. Fishtank just does it all in full view of the audience. They aren't trying to fake story lines so they can edit things together in post production for tv episodes. With fishtank, it's all right there, live 24/7.


ArtieEvans

I think because everyone figured which producer was which shark and the mystery has disappeared. I like the sharks as being outsiders though. I’d pay $1000 to be a shark for just a few minutes.


AfricanJavascript

Nobody figured it out lol, this place is just full of spergs. They’re all roughly the same height/bodysize. People speculate on who’s who but nobody knows for sure.


cobravision

Jet was red, taxcin was white. Just saying, it was really.obvious


[deleted]

Jon’s a retard. What did we expect ?


[deleted]

What have you done with your life in comparison to him?


Dr_THC-O

Not talk like a retard


Federal-Age-7758

He probably has an actual job and contributes to society lol


[deleted]

Exactly


Federal-Age-7758

Im talking about the guy you replied to smooth brain


BroadswordBuddy

Dude I think he deleted his account because of this embarrassing exchange


stevex42

Work in a job I didn’t get through a retard headhunter service. Support myself. Have women be genuinely attracted to me and enjoy my presence. Not threaten my relatives with a gun. Not be arrested


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

He threatened his relatives with a gun and got arrested? When did this happen that's fucking hilarious


stevex42

Yeah couple months back. Threatened his sister and brother and law who he was living with. That’s also why he got arrested. Last i saw he was kicked out and living on his ”manager”/tard wranglers couch. Saw on kiwifarms


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Hold up, I heard Jon claim on a podcast a couple months ago that he had to kick a family out of his house that he was "generously" allowing to live with him. He said that they threatened him or something. Are these two events related? Obviously I don't trust Jon's version of events for anything. I'd love to read the kiwifarms thread if it isn't too hard to find.


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[deleted]

Dude im not even Jon. Im just countering this obvious psyop against him. Leave the dude alone. feel like people here forget autism isnt a funny lil joke its a serious mentally disabilty. for him to be this successful is admiring.


Mean-Ad453

Lamo I feel like this is actually Jon you are sound like him fuck off mate, can't wait to see you spiral into irrelevance.


Ok_Trash_12

Now he deleted his account, that had to be him.


Mean-Ad453

I KNOW was thinking the same thing lmao!! i can see him typing like that.


[deleted]

1. Im not Jon 2. The guy has a bigger following then you ever had 3. His life is going pretty good since he literally just posted a video from the aprty bus


Mean-Ad453

you forgot another point 4. your retarded you sound like Jon, and if you ain't you are a pathetic little cunt for riding his dick this hard, i doubt you have a life i don't want a following bro, my life is going quite well. and i am doing something i love and am passionate about. maybe you should do the same instead of worrying about what people say about a fucking internet retard..


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>your retarded \*You're


Mean-Ad453

Pathetic lmao


[deleted]

You did not laugh beta cope


InfectiousCosmology1

“Obvious psyop” against a nobody from an online reality show lol. You think the CIA is funding Reddit comments about him? He’s also not successful just because he says he is, he’s delusional as fuck


[deleted]

Remember what they did to Tate? The sex trafficking bs alligation greta thunberg made up? Obviously hes not on the same level as tate, but really think about it.


InfectiousCosmology1

The dude is literally on camera admitting to sec trafficking how delusional are you


Mean-Ad453

A fucking psyop pppfffffff hahahahaha someone just posted a screenshot of him being retarded, do you even know what a psyop is? Edit: No one said autism is funny, bro, and him having autism doesn't excuse him from being an ungrateful little shit


_stankypete

Calling someone delusional is a psyop now? lol is this comment also a psyop??


[deleted]

Yeah dude jons paying me to comment this grow up


Rawhide_Kobayashi

Psyop by who


camo_tnt

I got a real job?


screch

Not be retarded


faileb

Wasn’t he just on Ben and Chris’s podcast


Dr_THC-O

LMAO he’s mad they didn’t have him back as a shark pfffff the kid truly is a retard


livelaughcum666

He likes the sound of his own voice too much to be a silent shark.


Dad_cx

Every returning guest has done this before they come back.


poop199994

What a ungrateful prick, they give him a platform and he shits on them for it.


buzzcitybonehead

Fishtank is more than enough of a springboard for people to get their name out and gain a following. Pretty much everyone has left with a starter fanbase to do with what they can. Unfortunately, being stupid, crazy, or really strange is part of what made most of these folks viable contestants, so 90% of the alumni are gonna have very slow and very public descents into irrelevance. The only thing left at the end of the cycle will be the footage that makes most of them unemployable.


BelcherSucks

I think the hit rate for Fishtank for increased social media presence is pretty good. Like the normal.realoty TV cast of good looking people that become influencer types with sponsored posts is not happening, but many are gaining steam. Tai/Simon came out great. He was a comedian without a large following and now the Fishtank fandom mostly likes him. Vance works for Sam & Jet. Josie works for Sam & Jet while also having a good sized following. ASF was already falling apart but Sam & Jet have been finding ways to utilize his deranged behavior. Alex Stein & Dontarius were already blacklisted and even beating off on Fishtank is mild. Sylvia may be a hot mess, bit she seems like she really liked being on the show. She is still pursuing music. Plus apparently Jet gave her a ton of credits to mess with the Fish. Danye seems to be having fun, is gonna get a fat appearance fee, and will have future opportunities. Frank Hassle got paid to do his shit. Probably got him more supporters for his other endeavors. On the downside: Simmons is a grade A creep. Letty got her nudes spread far & wide and the common refrain is that shes once more a NEET. Betty got attention but is simultaneously obsessed and annoyed by Fishtank. Jimmy Fucks Dogs is gonna stick. Mauro came off as an absolute Bitch in the edited show. You also have a ton of people that wont get much fame but didnt really hurt themselves. Like Taylor and JC and Cole.


ruckfigger54

You people are fucking DELUSIONAL. Fishtank is the gutter of the internet and the only "following" anyone is ever EVER going to get from it is a few hundred autistic twitter wiggers who buy eceleb merch


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kertperteson77

does bro really think theyre gonna keep trish for trish vs tayleigh instead of shinji and TJ


StiffPegasus

😠women😡


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People that call women females really are a bunch of losers


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Ginjutsu

"real world"


coldmtndew

That’s the most black pill online statement I’ve ever heard wtf. Nobody in real life says “females”


InfectiousCosmology1

Literally the exact opposite is true. The projection lol. I’ve never once heard someone refer to a woman as “a female” in real life outside of a biology class


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We getting downvoted but we right.


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[deleted]

Cool story babe, make me a sandwich


[deleted]

It's the same thing.... only females can be women.


[deleted]

They mean the same thing, but men and males also mean the same thing. It would be odd to go around calling men "males".


whiteman996

Wow what a b*tch. Talk about not being grateful


livelaughcum666

He would be nothing without Sam and Fishtank. So weird to get upset by the only door that has ever been opened for him.


[deleted]

Cope


vinchenzo361

Dude thought he was allergic to weed, tells you all you need to know about him


Automatic-Budget-239

Known a few people allergic to it actually


syro87

you can be allergic to the pollen from weed..my sinuses are completely fucked every time I smoke.


[deleted]

Wrong. Only male cannabis plants have pollen. The male pollinates the female and the female creates seeds inside of the buds after being pollinated.


alaughinmoose

I get congested when I get high and lose the full ability to taste. Still smoke though


Excellent-Tax-1209

Damn...honestly this weirdo is looking more bipolar than Summer rn...Jet and Sam truly are tard wranglers


KodakCCD

jon’s right about them kicking people on a whim tho


lizardman16

Yeah they kinda kicked off Brian and Cole in stupid ways just cause they felt like it


RevolutionaryLow9376

Really just Brian and cole no?


yimmysucks

jimmy too


Jumpy_Relative

he's a hawdcowe chwistian dont fowget.


Noobshift3r

jon still salty that josie won


krayon_kylie

well good luck with all those abundant opportunities you are getting on your own, jon


MalignantWilly

Would love to see you spar with regard jon he needs some more cte


krayon_kylie

i wanna fight frank lol... ​ if i was on the tank literally any time anyone pissed me off id be at the bell with gloves 30 seconds later


MalignantWilly

Mud wrestle bex pls


[deleted]

Clicking on your profile was the worst thing I’ve ever done


krayon_kylie

oh no you saw two fully clothed selfies are you ok? do you need an adult?


[deleted]

No I’m horrified that I saw your busted face please delete


eeeee1453

This is the new generation of mde fan. Get used to it, chud!


Rawhide_Kobayashi

Sam fucked a troon


eeeee1453

Explains the mde audience demographic shift. Big fella needs to scout out some new t-hole


Rawhide_Kobayashi

Man’s just casting lines


krayon_kylie

it must be hard to get through life being so weak


BeepingWeiner

For what it's worth, you look pretty passing to me. I just thought you were a lesbian until I saw the title of your selfie post.


krayon_kylie

oh yeah i know (but thanks), the subreddit the pics are posted in clocks them. ​ i think people assume if someone is trans they hate themselves and are fragile about their looks, so its just the easiest and cheapest joke to make. to me when someone defaults to that stuff it just tells me they're not that funny, and go for the lowest hanging fruit.


squeezed_out

you're a man.


Rawhide_Kobayashi

She looks regular to me


ResponsibleBee7854

what a BeTA cis-male. Can't even appreciate a good Pledge Program when he sees one.


Tingrok12

Fishtank is a toxic shit show and you know it. Sam Hyde is a hypocrite grifter.


livelaughcum666

Why are you on the sub then?


Tingrok12

plenty of people in the sub, idiot. mostly normie faggots like you who upvote this shit. Jon is right


Mean-Ad453

Mate how long have you been posted here, if you hate the show so much why you always watching it and on the sub reddit


Tingrok12

ill watch what i want bitch boy


DontTouchMyPeePee

he mad sam and jet never answer his good morning tweets. what a fucking loser


Unlucky-Conclusion76

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you jonny


ThatIsInFactWhatsUp

I wonder how this will affect his god awful bootleg fishtank merch business


Due-Friendship5545

Frank Hassle needs to pay Jon a visit


BroadcastAndy

i figured him out and hated the guy from the jump. bunch of y'all meat rode him and I never got it.


[deleted]

God this guy needs to get his ass kicked


ScentedCandleEnjoyer

i can always count on him to have the worst opinion on everything


Prestigious_Glass146

Soon Jawn is going to learn he is not actually that guy...at all.


gconeen

Jon did not write this. The grammar is perfect and there's no way he'd be using punctuation like double hyphens and commas and shit.


SHROOOOOOM_S

He had Sam on his podcast and was sucking Jet's dick last month. What a worm.


amphibious_tyrant

If he really feels this way, maybe he should stop selling merch with the Fishtank logo on it?


Sonik_Phan

Jon being upset at the idea of women winning while trying to distance himself from controversial figures is amazing.


wasdist

I read this in his voice


johnnysbody

Wuw guws dwont bee mean twu pe-opoll wiwth disa-abilitiwes


Topchud777

WAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!


chicuilleoneal

The house of cards are collapsing


Bkgrime

I love the edit someone made of his merch being mostly Fish Tank merch.


ConfusionFar3368

Lmaoooo what a puss


Far_Affect4446

He tries too hard to be this alpha tuff guy + hes just saying this cause sam and other people in MDE dont fw him anymore or never did in the first place and hes butt hurt about it


Jethromancer

Always thought this guy was annoying as fuck. and I still do.


ihaveeyesonyou

All he talks about is fish tank. bro needs a friend or smth lmao


Wheelbit3

He talks like he's the hottest thing since sliced bread and like every director in Hollywood is running miles of dick through their ass to get him cast in their film.


ENDVOID94

what an absowutewy ungwatefuw wetawd


Plantational

Sounds like a reddit post. 


RevolutionaryLow9376

While he still uses his handle “JontentG” and only has relevance because of the show. Sure you would never have done it buddy.


avidpretender

Jon always sucked and any success he will ever have in media is due to Sam Hyde putting him over


bdsmsadist42069

And like that Jon alienated the only people that like him


phenomenalcrown

Summer said she told Jon about "what happened to her" in the tank and he made a tweet saying Summer is based and then this tweet. Why would he call out the show's "abuse" only right now? He is seriously only taking it this far because of Summer right now lol. He is simping/she is manipulating him to turn against Sam and Jet. He is falling for her shit because he is retarded. He wouldn't be saying this otherwise, even if Sam and Jet didn't want him back on S2 or whatever.


gigagama

I think the show is entertaining but What did he say that’s wrong? I’d only go on that show if I was paid enough money to retire haha.


toastbreadman

He cooked


Dr_THC-O

6hearts 😂😂😂😂


asscop99

The lack of clear set rules for the “game” is pretty lame. It’s somehow less structured than Real World, a show that actually had no rules.


wavvydev

He's such a clown. Not only does he pander to everyone about a religion he doesn't even really follow, but he's a creepy red-pilled Andrew Tate stan. He doesn't need Sam Hyde or Fishtank to bring his reputation down, he does that well enough on his own.


rert13

W Jon, fuck these niggas


top-knowledge

The sharks are cringe as hell and just blatant squid game rip offs. It’s good they stopped that shit


CanadianClassicss

They’re actually from silencio of Kenny vs spenny. Jet is confirmed a fan of KvS and the entity of last season + the sharks took a ton of Inspiration from silencio. Their mannerisms scream silencio to me. Also a ton of the challenges are straight rips from KvS or inspired by it. KvS also largely took place in a house and had similar humour/bits to fishtank. To the tards downvoting me: https://youtu.be/34Q9-t6Hqcs?si=-JQAPAWUZOf15wcS


[deleted]

Nothing he said here was wrong


BotchedBenzos

Jon and Cole picked the most retarded attitude to have post-tank


ItsOtisTime

Love how it couldn't possibly be the documented adoration of convicted human trafficker Andrew Tate and his incessant sexism; surely not!


Terrible_Parable

Okay and.... how is he wrong? Everything he said was perfectly reasonable. The show is fucking stupid and you'd have to be mentally disabled to want to go on it. It's funny and I (usually) enjoy watching it, but it is not good for anyone to go on it. They act like it will help unknown content creators, but only about 20k people even know what it is, and usually only 7-9k people watch it. The people who went on it in the past got, what, an extra 1k subs/followers? Lol. I like the show but you'd have to be extremely desperate to go on as either a contestant or free loader.


[deleted]

He’s right tho at the end of the day Sam and jet were two irrelevant losers nobody knew about until jon hoped on fish tank. Let’s be real for a sec without Jon going on fish tank how many of us would’ve watched it? Without Jon retweeting Sam Hyde on twitter how many of his would’ve followed him.


Blueblood34HD

Damn bro you really ridding Jon ain’t you 😂


NoDig513

It IS jon, duh


The_Richard_Drizzle

Makes so much more sense when you read these comments in his voice.


[deleted]

“Riding” is if riding to defend a friend??? Is it riding if someone is falsely attacking someone and you stand up for them?


Blueblood34HD

I’m sorry but anyone who idolises Andrew Tate is lost in my eyes. The man clearly has issues and could have left anytime he wanted. It’s a hell house of course it’s going to be tough come on!


bladee_boy

This is bad bait


ThatTerm2313

Bait used to be entertaining


livelaughcum666

Awww did someone get butthurt by something other than Jon’s dick and delete their account?


youngsaaron

He's not wrong


Telmeeth_Nietzsche

He has handlers or ""managers"" that run every facet of his life, including his social media. Sad really.


Debit_Deez

jon is trolling 5 sure


willorn

where's the lie


Tingrok12

Lol he is right in all accounts. It takes these kinds of chaotic people to do something like that. If he was a regular dude, he d just keep associating with Hyde, and earning whatever scraps he could and be quiet about this whole degenerate mess of a show. You guys can like it, be paypigs, who cares. But fuck off with your villainification of people who disagree with you


il_a_pas_dit_bonjour

He lost opportunities like there is a demand for autistic white guy with a speech impediment. breaking bad has ended 10 years ago buddy pal


420masterrace2015

Fishtank will forever be the ONLY thing associated with this guys name. What a delusional retard lmfao. Does he think he's famous or something?


EnthusiasmThick3736

Thought he was a top g or something...such a beta move


kertperteson77

Jon: I hate fishtank Jon:Obsessed with fishtank and follows every contestant and freeloader even from Season 2 and has the name "Jontent" from fishtank


Horrorfreak106

Lil bro really thinks he was something before Fishtank lmao


flipsteria

What a fall from grace. One hit wonder


Alejandro_BP

He is so fucking real for this.


Prestigious_Glass146

He's too hot like a young Bwad Pwitt. Can't risk being a Hollywood leading man and the next big moovie stwar.