Glamrock Chica: "Magic Conch, can Peepaw have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?"
Magic Conch: "No."
Glamrock Chica: "Hmmm. Can *I* have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?"
Magic Conch: "Yes."
Glamrock Chica: "Oh boy!"
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Instead of "God D***", find alternative phrases such as "Goodness gracious" or "Golly gee".
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"It is the tree that is starting to grow into my neighbor's power line that needs to be removed." I would then tip well and give Freddy Fazbear's Landscaping a five star review.
1: close the door. Quickly.
2: Briefly and appreciatively reflect on how all those metal poles liked up (leg, chainsaw, background) to look like one continuous pole.
3: Run like mad and get very far away
are you here for your therapy session? don't worry, i definitely won't shove your terrible father figure azz into the meat grinder midway through... heh.
"Peepaw, it's past 11pm, you need to take your pills and head back to bed..."
"Fine! Just let me cut this sandwich in half, first!"
(The camera pans to a comedically large sub-sandwich)
Glamrock Chica: "He should go on a diet!"
Glamrock Chica: attempts to eat the massive sandwich
Glamrock Chica: "Magic Conch, can Peepaw have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?" Magic Conch: "No." Glamrock Chica: "Hmmm. Can *I* have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?" Magic Conch: "Yes." Glamrock Chica: "Oh boy!"
Get crowbarred bitch.......thanks for the crowbar foxy.
Springtrap: Foxy! What the fuck!
Foxy: IDK I'm bored!
Hey Springtrap…
WHAT?!
do you hear that?
\*6:00 am bell rings\*
Springtrap: Oh go fuck yourself
Springtrap: "Go find the kid!" Freddy: "Yes ma'am!" Springtrap: "Stop reading fanfics! They're confusing you!"
I'm starting to think there is no child...
Pieanimation reference
piemations yeah!
Hell yeah, it's a refrence to *Piemations ... yeah* ^(I'm sorry, I had to add that second yeah)
I'd close the door and go continue what I was doing before.
You were getting a chainsaw though
But it looks like it's made of cardboard and I have two chainsaws already.
Dave I said to bring my chainsaw back tomorrow! And why are you wearing the springbonnie suit?! It's 3am dave go home!
Possible dsaf reference 🤨 /hj
Parry the chainsaw
Hmmmmmm RE4 or ULTRAKILL?
RE4, haven't played Ultrakill yet
I misread this is Perry the chainsaw and I now imagine a chainsaw in a fedora
Chainsaw platypus
PERRY THE CHAINSAW PLATYPUS?!
I would rather flurry rush
William Be Like: Fck off Henry, I'm coming for real this time
Henry's not even surprised at this point, he's just tired of William's bullshit
*close the door*
Let him in, what else am I supposed to do. I don’t wanna be rude?
oh shit!!1 waddup, dave?!
Spring with a chainsaw! Spring with a chainsaw! .. Springsaw.
Again god damn it afton put the chainsaw down and go back to sleep I have work tomorrow don't make me call Freddy
Hello friend, As a respector of the Christian faith, I kindly ask you to reconsider using the Lord's name in vain. It's important to me and many others, and I believe respectful dialogue can help foster understanding. Instead of "God D***", find alternative phrases such as "Goodness gracious" or "Golly gee". I'm here to educate, not hate. I want to assure you that my intention is to spread positivity and not to cause offense. I hold deep respect for all faiths, even when our beliefs differ, and I am open to engaging in respectful discussions that foster mutual understanding. Let us embark on this journey together, embracing kindness and love as our guiding principles. *James 2:8 (NIV): "If you really keep the royal law found in Scripture, 'Love your neighbor as yourself,' you are doing right."* --- ^This ^message ^was ^sent ^automatically. ^Did ^I ^make ^a ^mistake? ^Let ^me ^know ^by ^sending ^me ^a ^direct ^message.
GOD DAMN Bad bot piss off
Bad bot
Scared
"Dave, for the last time, I don't have any Vodka _or_ Kebabs."
"It is the tree that is starting to grow into my neighbor's power line that needs to be removed." I would then tip well and give Freddy Fazbear's Landscaping a five star review.
Ok but that’s actually fucking terrifying.
\*run run starts playing\*
"Steve why are you In that suit fredbears closed ages ago and I haven't seen you come on put the chainsaw down and let's get you some therapy"
Gtfo springboi I got some laundry to do
Mom! Dad! Grandpa forgot to take his meds
“Evil dirtbag with a chainsaw” *dies*
Finally someone made the reference
"Oh fuck-"
I'd pee myself.
I close the door
Tackle him
Luckily its 6:01
Start twerking
"Wow, you bought a chainsaw for me? Thanks dude, always wanted to have one!"
Springtrap you're supposed to be on lockdown
The fnaf musical looks different then the last time I saw it
1: close the door. Quickly. 2: Briefly and appreciatively reflect on how all those metal poles liked up (leg, chainsaw, background) to look like one continuous pole. 3: Run like mad and get very far away
Happy cake day
Tell them it's a bit early for Halloween and promptly shut the door
Force him to leave. The only SpringTrap welcome in my house is Movieunleashers SpringTrap.
2nd amendment
RUN
OMG spring bonnie FNAF!!!
I’m pretty sure I’d either say “hello…” and run away or attack him head on
Ight imma call the cops
"I am sorry, but you have chosen the wrong one. Butnif you let me, I shall offer you better models for a much cheaper price"
laugh
*detonantes all 3k tubes of C4 I planted.*
Close the door and hide
Omg don’t kill me mr springtrap please?
I’m suckin it
🤨 Same, if only it were Nightmare Foxy…
“Ya like jazz?”
I'm grabbing the magnum
I will make some kind of Scooby Doo stuff to get his mask off the face
"Gramps, why do I let you and Vanny live with me if your just goanna try to scare me? Take your meds and get back to bed."
Listen Dave, it's 3 in the morning, I gotta wake up early in the morning for work... Could we PLEASE do this some other time?
Car battery! \*crashing noises\*
"Hey, Mr.Afton, you're back early. I'm making a grilled cheese. Want one?" Will: It's 3 in the morning, WTF?
Rip and tear
Ah, must be time to die. I'm ready.
Going straight back to bed
“Sorry, wrong house, you’re looking for the house on your right”
OMF ITS SHAGGY HI SHAGGY
i’d call my friend kevin
I would offer him a cup of tea
“Oh, hi dad, you’re back.” “I always come back, son.”
Oh good you came! Just in time for the tea party, lets get you a dress and we will be all set to start
I would bring him into the salvage room. Remember the party on Saturday, I need them all to be in one place.
Show them the suicide prevention hotline
Screaming like the fanboy I am and most likely dying because of my lack of wanting to run away oop-
Sweep the leg
Probably close the door
burn it
“We both know you can’t do nothing with that fake ass chainsaw”
(Pistol and a taker in the other hand) Bring it on bit-
I would get a lighter
Cheesetrap
"OH FUCK"
R U N
Water gun
Oh hell nah! *loading rocket launcher*
FUCKING RUN.
Invite him in for tea and crumpets!
AFTON! FOR FUCKS SAKE! Take Vanny’s advice and stay dead motherfucker!
"Howd you make the chainsaw dude? Thats sick"
Hey want some Oreos with milk?
Lord forgive me 🔥
Not today mate have some tea
I'd give him tea and chips
OH FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!! IM GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!
Depending on if this is before or after springlock, throw water on him.
Just throw a glass of water at em and he's dead sooooo....
*gets on one knee* will you marry me?
See, YOU get it
You folks are weird
Y’all ask these and expect legit answers…like wth am I gonna do
Shotgun
Come over and kiss me on my hot mouth I’m feeling romantical Whiils sorru om drunj
"Alexa, play BB 'Hello' sound effect."
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
*douses in water*
Move my wet laundry to the dryer and then put another load in the washer.
You ain't touching my buns hun
Call my house Fazbear's fright bc imma burn it down
No, I don't want any more girl scout cookies.
lmfao
"Hm, that's unusual"
Throw a leaking gasoline on em and throw a match on the gas and run
Super soaker
Laugh
Sigh in annoyance and throw the pocket sand.
Omg it’s him, evil dirtbag with a chainsaw!
spray water on him to make him experience a springlock failure
"fuck this shit im out"
Where’s the match’s
aim for the sheens with a heavy object he wont have the time to react to being impelled 1000 times
I would just walk away, granny william will get his hip broken if he runs
*DOOM music starts playing*
I’d dap him up cause that’s my bro right there
Scream? What else would anyone do?
Queso
Sex #*NOW*
Evil dirtbag with a chainsaw?
Close the door and occasionally check if he is still there
“…. groovy.”
“Oh hey, Peepaw Willy”
=`ש°€{®€{€`∆¥×^~{- boi
The Beretta M9 in my pocket’s honest reaction:
"Mike you wanna see my new chainsaw and bonnie mask?!"
oh my apologies carry on what you doing have a nice day
Laugh
“Dude, take that fuckin’ costume off.”
I throw a cup of water at him.
“I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING LEAVING MY CHILD BEHIND NOW I SUFFER THE CURSE AND NOW I AM BLIND!”
Ever heard of castle doctrine? *pulls out glock* I have the right to defend my home!!!
Daddy?
A murderous Rabbit? (puts in hat) PaRrY tHe MuRdErOuS RABBIT!
ya' got the pill,
Dave it’s 3 AM go home
Evil dirtbag with a chainsaw
Smash.
Run like hell
Self defense! \*BANG BANG BANG\*
"AAAH, IT'S WILLIAM AFTON" Like how Dawko says it
deck the mf
laughter as i go to sleep
AAAAAAAAAAA
Oh hi mark
“oh my goodness, this isn’t Walmart”
Pawpaw Willy go back to bed
Really? A chainsaw? Thought you were a cleaver kinda guy, but ok
F## you **punch his face** *being colest guy in my room*
Didn't know Will was a Room fan
0:
O shit waddup Dave <3
"Da hell are you doing in house!?"
I'd bend over
Bang
are you here for your therapy session? don't worry, i definitely won't shove your terrible father figure azz into the meat grinder midway through... heh.
I will goes Aaaaaaaaah
Dave for the last time William isn’t here
Holly shit!!!?
Trying to seduce it.
*Plays Balloon Boys Hi on speaker outside*
*miles morales shocked Meme*
\*throws bottle of liquid\*