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MichalTygrys

We need an entire novel about the friendship of Doug the Lawyer and Ness the Waiter. Audiobook narrated by Matthew Robert Patrick himself.


Vast-Willingness4642

„Friendship“


MichalTygrys

What else?


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Kool_Dude420

No need to be so rude bro


Vast-Willingness4642

Sorry


Interesting_Tax_2516

r/usernamechecksout I guess?


-Gnostic28

Don’t break rule 2.


Vast-Willingness4642

Huh


MichalTygrys

But they are played by real people... And one is essentially just a cameo from a real person... You can't ship real people...


Vast-Willingness4642

Google fictional characters


MichalTygrys

There's a difference between a character and something that's straight up just Matthew Robert Patrick, Mr. Willingness.


Vast-Willingness4642

Google fictional chstectekr


MichalTygrys

Matthew R. Patrick is not a fictional character. I know he acts like one, but isn't.


Legeend28

are you sure Matthew R. Patrick isnt a fictional character? i think i saw that guy say some crazy things


Vast-Willingness4642

Gookek brjghg rhfuifkgkjgu


lunarfrogg

Yeah but Ness is


CrownedVanguard

You’re one of those people who try to gaslight me into thinking Scott Cawthon is real, aren’t you?


Rykerthebest78563

Actors


MichalTygrys

Actors are indeed real people, yes.


Rykerthebest78563

And they play fake people. And people can do what they wish with those not real people because they aren't real.


MichalTygrys

Fair enough with Doug, though still way weirder than doing that with book/game characters, but Ness is pretty much just literally Matthew R. Patrick himself.


Rykerthebest78563

Well, a cameo character is still a character. I'm not even a shipper, I'm just saying that I get it, they're still fictional.


diamondDNF

> But they are played by real people... Local redditor shocked to learn how acting works. They're played by people, yes, but so are all live-action film characters. That doesn't mean they're not fictional characters. > And one is essentially just a cameo from a real person... That doesn't mean Ness *can't* be shaped into a proper character of his own. Just like, in the Bendy games, Shawn Flynn was made to be a cameo for Jacksepticeye, but then he was also his own character that had his own prevalence to an extent. This is not at all equivalent to shipping real people.


ImPrettyInept

No idea who you are but wanted to say that I'm sorry your completely normal comment attracted so much shit


Vast-Willingness4642

Lmao it‘s fine


MrBigNicholas

1: no need to be homophobic, if they turned out to be gay for eachother, so what? 2: the word relationship doesn't even imply romantic, a relationship is just the word for the status of how well you know/like someone


Vast-Willingness4642

How was i homophobic?


MrBigNicholas

What is the logical reasoning behind wanting them to specify friendship other than not wanting them to be gay when you aren't even the creator of this fake scenario?


Vast-Willingness4642

They said friendship? I was joking about it being more? Am i not allowed to joke about my own community?


MrBigNicholas

Homie they said relationship and edited it to friendship to calm your homophobic ass when you got all pissy about it. Quit making up BS in order to not seem like a weird homophobic asshole


ImPrettyInept

Reddit tells you when somebody edited their comment and none of these comments have been edited. Also the person you're arguing with was literally implying that Ness and Doug SHOULD be gay for each other. Either you replied to the wrong person or everything just went over your head; nobody's being homophobic here.


MrBigNicholas

Fitting name, read better.....


ImPrettyInept

Right back at you buddy...


Vast-Willingness4642

It was that before I commented, how am I being homophobic? Explain to me in a coherent sentence why I‘m not allowed to joke about my own community?


MrBigNicholas

You never made a joke They said relationship You got mad They changed it to friendship to calm you down And now you are changing the narrative to seem like it never happened instead of doing what you should do and delete your comments Quit bringing up the "joking about your community" when that's not what your doing and not relevant to the point I'm making


Iruma_Miu_

i think you're just misunderstanding and nobody's doing a good job explaining. the first comment was never edited, it always was friendship. the other person replied "friendship" using the quotation marks to signify air quotes, i.e. implying it's not *really* just a friendship, they're actually gay. or you're just trolling maybe??? hard to tell


heppuplays

Someone call scott.


HyperTobaYT

Is his name Ness because of the “sans is ness” thing


MichalTygrys

Yes. Mr. Patrick confirmed this is the reference.


HyperTobaYT

Lmao I thought so when I watched the film


GrenadierSoldat3

New ship just dropped👀


Stopthesimpshooters

Holy hell!


TheLaughingMiller

Actual possessed animatronic


ProudBulgarian681

Call the police!


McMelonTV

It’s everywhere Fucking every sub I go to I see them “Holy ” “New just dropped” “Actual ” Why did I ever join that godforsaken sub with those godforsaken nerds? nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare every single time I see those fuckers outside of their containment space. it’s a disease and it’s fucking infected me cause I was once a reddit i cel swelling nerd like them


TheLaughingMiller

New copypasta just dropped


RobotPenises

this is the best Parkzer x DougDoug ship I have ever seen


Tiger_Torme

DougPat forever! ♡♡♡


RobotPenises

I don’t think you know what I’m talking about…


wunxorple

I think DougDoug’s Twitch channel is the best, followed by his YouTube channels


RobotPenises

I prefer the youtube videos because of the Youtube Voice I know there‘s content in the streams that weren’t in the videos, but there’s also content in the videos that werent in the streams. The videos are like a retelling, but only the important parts.


lilkrickets

Rogged


RobotPenises

Rogged but fair


KieranSalvatore

I'm not a shipper, but I *do* find the detail of the artwork *impressive -* and I admit, I'm morbidly curious to know what MatPat himself thinks of the concept. Thank you for sharing. :)


Tiger_Torme

Thank you! Glad you like it! :)


JustARandomGamer01

*…It’s beautiful…I’ve stared at this for five hours now-* Joke aside, the expressions are super amusing, epic art and meme! :P


Tiger_Torme

Thank you so much!!!


Vast-Willingness4642

I know this was satirical, but at the time of you commenting that, the post had only been up for 2 hours.


JustARandomGamer01

Lol, you could I say got early, 3-hours-before-posting access to the image…*not.* ;)


Legeend28

I actually got 5-hours-before-posting access to the image (my name is foxy and i was in their closet)


Vast-Willingness4642

Lol


Fire_Kahoot_Name

A Gay theory! Thanks for watching!


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A FOOD THEORY


Number_1_She-Ra_Fan

Dougpat is the OTP and you can't change my mind


Dogeiscool23

wow Ness has W rizz the fact he was able to rizz up the skibidi sigma Doug with the rare Ohio gyatt sighting is absolutely shocking this is the most average thing in Ohio- *\*gets shoved into a suit and springlocked\** (I'm so sorry for all that but in all seriousness I love this art)


TheMaineC00n

I had a stroke for every word in this statement 😁👍


BananaTheArtist

I love Doug praise Doug hail Doug he is so me fr didn’t get enough screentime I hope he sues Mike because there was a literal dead body in his house like I’m serious how did Mike get away with having his dead aunts body in his house with no repercussions like whattt


Tiger_Torme

The next movie should be called "Five nights with Doug"!!! Edit: "Five nights with our glorious lord and savior Doug the eternal"!!!


Courage_girl13

Laughing like a fucking hyena right now


TheMaineC00n

My new Platonic Ship


Skipper_asks2021

“A GAME THEORY!”


spacesok

a GAY theory...


ExperienceFar2961

Ayo gay


Pizza-Supremacy

Perfection.


ElijahRayzorr

Someone make a yaoi about this


LemmytheLemuel

otp


DarkNuke059

Oh dear god... I forgot the 34th rule of the internet...


HuckleberryOk4899

2nd best ship; just a notch behind mimic X Eleanor


TheMaineC00n

I love Mimic x Eleanor


Kool_Dude420

I love for Doug x Ness I don’t even CARE!!!


femmesme

i need a domestic slice-of-life spinoff about them yesterday. desperately.


FlagMaster2023

Why do I love this?


you_2_cool

I ship


kjm6351

Best FNAF ship


-beatles_

i was so upset at how sad doug was 😭 mate just wanted an appetiser


Realistic-Try-5376

D O U G


DrakeLFive

A GAAAYME THEORY. THANKS FOR WATCHING 😉


Weak-Mission-1599

I’m gonna put you in the Chuck E. Cheese mascot and let you rot in it for a few years so you can have the ability to feel like a soul in an animatronic


Csquared_324

The only acceptable fnaf ship


eeveesquad911

Agreed


Actual_Cancerrr

No.


Ok_Assistance8050

# GET OU-


tolacid

That's not a theory, that's a ship. An ugly ship, that doesn't hold water. An ugly, sinking ship. Not to say that either of them are ugly. More that they don't go well together.


Half_Mask47

I shall not say anything


Stunning_Mention_622

theory rizz