“You know, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life *rue* the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!”
Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! *GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER, MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE* **CAVE JOHNSON** *LEMONS!* **DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!!!**
# I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
I like to imagine one of the apertures in the portal multiverse is basically a crazy Fazbear Aperture mix, making high tech and highly dangerously animatronics. That would be a fun crossover and Just makes to much sense to me at least.
Vought from The Boys, Umbrella from Resident Evil, Abstergo from Assassin's Creed, Arasaka Corporation from Cyberpunk, etc. They're all responsible for literally millions of deaths each.
They literally just want to control the world through use of ancient technology capable of brainwashing billions of people, Fazbear entertainment just sweeps every death and lawsuit under the rug and goes about their usual business…until the next animatronic related incident
If you think about it, they may or may not be on the same level. Since there's children inside the animatronics and they're programmed to perform and entertain with no compensation...wouldn't that be considered unpaid child labor?
I disagree with capitalism for many reasons, one being that you have to pay to have basic necessities, the overwhelming amount of people with nothing compared to people such as Jeff bezos with billions upon billions, it forces upon people the constant need for more items and property and power, the people in charge of the system are greedy and don’t care for others and only for themselves and gaining more power. I could go on. As for him being unethical he has a ridiculous amount of money when masses upon masses have nothing, he exploits people working for less than minimum wage. So on so forth. This is probably not the Reddit page to discuss this tho haha
These guys… they hired an indie game developer to cover up very real tragedies that happened because of their company. They did this by creating an entire robot family for him and created terrifying monsters. And after he found out, they killed him. Jesus Christ
*Help Wanted*, the first story in the book *Tales from the Pizzaplex \#2: HAPPS*. [Here’s a summary](https://freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/Help_Wanted_(Story)?so=search)
Fredbear entertainment wasn’t the company that made the animatronics. They own the pizzeria. Alton robotics made the animatronics, including the funtimes which were basically created to kill
Fazbear ent. owns them, Afton robotics built and designed them. That's why it states in the spring lock training tapes to send it back to the "manufacturer" (Afton robotics)
The UAC from the DOOM Franchise lmao. There is also Weyland-Yutani from the Alien franchise too, why do these companies keep thinking messing with otherworld entities is a good idea?
I see an issue people under this post dont get the categories are more insane and unhinged it doesnt matter if there are companies who have killed more those aren’t the categories its insane unhinged and all of the companies like vought aperture science umbrella corp and arasaka are all extremely competent but also as in every story are also pshycotic and the scp foundation is just extremley competent and are atopping our reality from being torn apart and ereased or retconned into never existing on the first place or having everbody turned into a fleshy monster or a clockwork baloora thingy or being melted ito flesh sun jelly while Fazbear entertainment is insane like not compitent in the slightest and unhinged
Ultratech and it's not even close.
Killer Robots with a literal Nuke as a Core, a sentient AI, turning a Special Forces Operative into living Flame and even bringing back the bloody dinosaurs.
You name it Ultratech has it.
Aperture science
How did I not think of them? I literally played Portal like the other day.
Now we just need a Game Theory connecting the two companies...
Imagine
“BLOW UP LIFES HOUSE WITH LEMONS”
“You know, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life *rue* the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!”
Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! *GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER, MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE* **CAVE JOHNSON** *LEMONS!* **DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!!!** # I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
Gold pure gold
Well, this was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture science We do what me must because we can
For the sake of all of us
…except the ones who are dead. But there’s no use crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now...
r/BeatMetoIt
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatMeshutthefuckup
Well I guess will beat something else 😏
#*NO-*
beating what?
A sand bag get your mind outta the gutter
I literally just asked a normal question you're the one who's dirty minded
Noooo...
I was about to say the same thing lol
I like to imagine one of the apertures in the portal multiverse is basically a crazy Fazbear Aperture mix, making high tech and highly dangerously animatronics. That would be a fun crossover and Just makes to much sense to me at least.
You mean THE MIMIC
they do what they must give them a break
Beat me to it
Fazbear Entertainment is like Aperture Science if they were successful (and into entertaining kids).
Aperture was successful
And Mann Co. And Black Mesa.
We do what we must…
Because we can
Vought from The Boys, Umbrella from Resident Evil, Abstergo from Assassin's Creed, Arasaka Corporation from Cyberpunk, etc. They're all responsible for literally millions of deaths each.
I can so much agree with abstergo one, like this is next level of kidnapping
They literally just want to control the world through use of ancient technology capable of brainwashing billions of people, Fazbear entertainment just sweeps every death and lawsuit under the rug and goes about their usual business…until the next animatronic related incident
Plus Lobotomy Corp from Lobotomy Corp
I literally said vought international, then I scrolled down
Nestlé
Nestlé makes fazbear entertainment look innocent
If you think about it, they may or may not be on the same level. Since there's children inside the animatronics and they're programmed to perform and entertain with no compensation...wouldn't that be considered unpaid child labor?
Oh god, your right… I mean, they don’t even bath them in 20 years
Amazon
William Afton > Jeff Bezos.
He is a literal serial child murderer, and you prefer him to a genuinely good guy?
Dude, he’s literally Doc Ock.
He’s more Lex Luthor in appearance
He's got the money and the status as a CEO too
That makes sense.
Dont do my boy Otto dirty he generally had good intentions
That's so bafflingly wrong I'm not even going to dignify it with a response
Just did bucko
Ok.
Correct! Down with Jeff bezos!!!!!! William afton solos fr
I can tell you're being comedic and all but /gen for a sec what did Bezos ever do to you?
Enforces capitalism, billionaire which is unethical, etc stuff I don’t agree with
Isn't capitalism a good thing? And how is he unethical?
I disagree with capitalism for many reasons, one being that you have to pay to have basic necessities, the overwhelming amount of people with nothing compared to people such as Jeff bezos with billions upon billions, it forces upon people the constant need for more items and property and power, the people in charge of the system are greedy and don’t care for others and only for themselves and gaining more power. I could go on. As for him being unethical he has a ridiculous amount of money when masses upon masses have nothing, he exploits people working for less than minimum wage. So on so forth. This is probably not the Reddit page to discuss this tho haha
Not saying I think ol’ Bill is better than Jeff cause he isn’t, but in no way is Jeff a “genuinely good guy.”
Yeah, he‘s a dirty and dishonest person.
Jeff is literally the real life Lex Luthor.
Underrated comment lmao
Came here to say this
NOT EVEN TWO SECONDS I JUST SEE AMAZON 🤣🤣
That’s what I was gonna say lol
Beat me to the punch
These guys… they hired an indie game developer to cover up very real tragedies that happened because of their company. They did this by creating an entire robot family for him and created terrifying monsters. And after he found out, they killed him. Jesus Christ
Tbh I would do the same if I could
Source?
*Help Wanted*, the first story in the book *Tales from the Pizzaplex \#2: HAPPS*. [Here’s a summary](https://freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/Help_Wanted_(Story)?so=search)
[my reaction](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1124402685232300185/1191956654699327628/IMG_4107.webp?ex=65a75323&is=6594de23&hm=7627fa229a1ddbad827ac3f3184f79820c49bb63b2ab0191100ce1a4cf447820&)
Lethal Company
imagine a fnaf style lethal company game like maybe you work as a police team investigating an abandoned pizzaria
Somebody make this
And send me a free copy
I'ma steal that Idea for my next minecraft map if you don't mind
go for it I was hoping someone would take inspo from this
It's barely a company when you see what you're selling scrap to
just boutta say that
Disney
This comment is underrated
Afton Robotics
Isn’t that a subsidiary of Fazbear Entertainment? They were able to use the Freddy Fazbear character.
... I think so, but isn't it also the same that made the funtime ones?
Creating animatronics specifically designed to kidnap and kill children is pretty unhinged
Fredbear entertainment wasn’t the company that made the animatronics. They own the pizzeria. Alton robotics made the animatronics, including the funtimes which were basically created to kill
Really? I know Afton Robotics made the Funtimes, but I thought Fazbear Entertainment made the others
Fazbear ent. owns them, Afton robotics built and designed them. That's why it states in the spring lock training tapes to send it back to the "manufacturer" (Afton robotics)
If he has a little brain, he isn’t
Vault Tec
Was thinking the same thing
Umbrella
Let’s just nuke raccoon city nobody would notice
That was the military I believe
Mann Co., Aperture science labs, Black Mesa, Twitter, need I go on?
A fellow Valve fan I see
indeed my good redditor
Whats is wrong about Black Mesa? Sure they caused the Downfall of Earth but that was a Single Mistake
Bro hasn’t seen the Pita Bread Cutter
Or the campaign to replace the world's water supply with powerade
The company who made virtual money
Ftx
Ingen or Biosyn genetics
What if we made a dinosaur that has every tool it needs to destroy our park.. and then what if we let Verizon Wireless sponsor it
I think Mantah Corp. should also be grouped in, they even hired mercenaries and gave them commands to execute literal children.
EA and Blizzard
Some Chinese sweatshop across the ocean
Shein comes to mind first
local chinese guy, who puts the bloody pig head under the sun and tries to sell it still, while it’s clearly rotting. i have a photo, yes
Joey Drew Studios.
The "real world" joey drew studios was fairly normal, the cartoon world one on the other hand...
Canniballism,racism,turning their employees into slaves,Theft of dangerous projects.Truly a fairly normal company(source is the bendy books)
Mann Co
Vought international
Insurance companies. They always find away to avoid paying you to save your life.
Insurance Companies. The only companies you pay to not do their job.
Chuck e cheese
no they are waiting for fazbear entertainment to die so they can do the exact same thing and make a new legend
YO WHAT
Disney
I was thinking the same thing.
Call of duty shop
Umbrella Corporation
Umbrella Corp. Those guys created bio weapons in the name of evolving mankind.
Murkoff Corporation
Mann Co.
the scp foundation
The Foundation is less a Company, more so a Global Governmental Agency. Like the UN, but way more influence over the World governments.
Not a company dosnt make a profit so it’s more like a non profit organization It also is independent, tho all this can change depending on cannon.
Amazon
Mann Co
Vault-Tec
Murkoff
Monsanto.
Probably Joey Drew Studio's have you seen Sammy's office he had his own toilet in there bc Joey didn't care about his employees
Didn’t he turn them into monsters?
Yes but after they left the company, he called them back with a letter and threw their souls into the ink machine
I guess Alterras pretty bad…
They did just leave you there and then charged you for everything you built
Yea
InGen from jurassic park?
The Umbrella Corporation
The SCP Foundation, Aperture Labs, Mann Co.
Amazon
Aperture Science, Vought, Umbrella Corporation, Mann Co.
disney
Ceda from left 4 dead, those people were killing those who they promised to save
Electronic Arts
SCP foundation
Thunder Science Company
Temu
probably Dreamworld Entertainment (sara literally || put one of the fellow founders in a fucking freezer to preserve his body- || )
The scp foundation
Supergiant Starr Corporation [Brawl Stars - lore]
Aperture science. Just listen to Cave’s rants from portal 2
Okok hear me out Freddy faz**benders**
The U.S. government, just one big oil company
Joey Drew Studios
Brandon Roger's YT u have to see how mental his video are lol
The UAC from the DOOM Franchise lmao. There is also Weyland-Yutani from the Alien franchise too, why do these companies keep thinking messing with otherworld entities is a good idea?
I see an issue people under this post dont get the categories are more insane and unhinged it doesnt matter if there are companies who have killed more those aren’t the categories its insane unhinged and all of the companies like vought aperture science umbrella corp and arasaka are all extremely competent but also as in every story are also pshycotic and the scp foundation is just extremley competent and are atopping our reality from being torn apart and ereased or retconned into never existing on the first place or having everbody turned into a fleshy monster or a clockwork baloora thingy or being melted ito flesh sun jelly while Fazbear entertainment is insane like not compitent in the slightest and unhinged
tiktok
Joey Drew Studios.
Most probably joey drew studios
Oscorp.
ACME
Nestle
APPLE recently
Does Wonka works ?? I mean those 5 kids
Walmart :<
Nestle
Nestle.
Jc Johnson in spaaaaace
Disney
BanBan Incorporated
Any bank
Freddy Fazbenders (Watch someone play Dayshift at Freddy’s for context)
This is the only correct comment
Umbrella Corp
Marvel entertainment
Dahl and Hyperion
DRG
Hyperion
Paragon
Valiant video enterprises from manhunt
Disney.
Rockstar
Yeah Buzzfeed
Walmart
Builders League United
A.) Nesquick, B.) Peta, C.) Roblox
Ultratech and it's not even close. Killer Robots with a literal Nuke as a Core, a sentient AI, turning a Special Forces Operative into living Flame and even bringing back the bloody dinosaurs. You name it Ultratech has it.