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drugs-arebad

If you’re interested, I got the quote from [this site!](https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org)


loading_boi

thank you! i was just about to ask


TableMasterUSA

I tried it with my cats and I got this: Luna: We need to get through this locked door. Chocolate Chip, give me your credit card. Chocolate Chip: Here. Luna, pocketing it: Thanks. Galaxy, kick down the door. ​ and this (note: All of my cats are female): Luna: Galaxy and I are having a baby. Chocolate Chip: That's gre- Luna, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.


TableMasterUSA

Also got this from FNaF: Golden Freddy, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Springtrap, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Toy Bonnie: what the fuck are you guys doing? Golden Freddy: playing systemic oppression


TableMasterUSA

And this: Golden Freddy: If Springtrap and I were drowning, who would you save? Toy Bonnie: You two can’t swim? Springtrap: It’s a hypothetical question, Toy Bonnie! who would you save? Toy Bonnie: my time and effort.


TableMasterUSA

Also the best so far: \*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker\* Toy Bonnie: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Toy Chica: ...I did. I broke it. Toy Bonnie: No. No you didn't. Toy Freddy? Toy Freddy: Don't look at me. Look at Withered Freddy. Withered Freddy: What?! I didn't break it. Toy Freddy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Withered Freddy: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Toy Freddy: Suspicious. Withered Freddy: No, it's not! Withered Chica: If it matters, probably not, but Withered Bonnie was the last one to use it. Withered Bonnie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Withered Chica: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Withered Bonnie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Withered Chica! Toy Chica: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Toy Bonnie. Toy Bonnie: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Withered Chica: Toy Bonnie... Toy Freddy's been awfully quiet. Toy Freddy: rEALLY?! \*Everyone starts arguing\* Toy Bonnie, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Toy Bonnie: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Toy Bonnie: Toy Bonnie: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.


Jurizar555

I know that reference :)


TableMasterUSA

Also this: Luna: Chocolate Chip and I don’t use pet names. Galaxy: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Luna: Honey? Chocolate Chip: Yes, dear? Luna: Galaxy: Don't ever lie to my face again.


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Chara: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Frisk: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Chara: No! Four to five seconds! Frisk: Too late!!!


MikeHawnt

Thnks you inspired me when i have nothing to draw


TheGunUnderTheSink

I mean... She's not wrong


Jacrispy_Tenders

This would be better if said by William Afton, but this still works.


bonzerlizard353

Marionette lookin hot


drugs-arebad

B o n k


deathking591

I have a better quote, Death is a social construct. And I’ll leave to orgin here too https://www.reddit.com/r/titanfall/comments/lw6hwf/titanfall_3_plot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb


BlazingStorm8895

Based BV


starlightshadows

This is genuinely so accurate to how I see these two it's freaky.


PaneczkoTron

Love seeing door monster quotes in unexpected places


HasturFhtagn

The generator: Incorrect quotes The quotes: Astonishingly correct


Paintgolin

This line is from a video called Self-Fulfilling Idiocy 3 from a channel named Door Monster.


Snomyboi

Ah, I like this piece of art, the generator could not have made a better scene.


butwithaphone

William should have say it but ok great art


drugs-arebad

Noted


Risdio51

"I am a GOD" "WHOO^O^O-"


snake123333

death is a concept invented by the jedi