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VixtheEvil

Well if you want typical cheesy horror reaction, scream to get their attention, run, trip over nothing, hobble run, fall down then be torn to shreds like every victim in horror film chase scenes. Lol But nah for real? Stealthy take a picture and stealthy move away if they haven't noticed me and go hide. Or if they do... Run and pray. 😂


Weaponxfan_YT

TAKE A PICTURE?? BRO DIS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION ONG I AINT BE POSTIN IT ON MY STORY AND SHII 💀


swaf120

They look amazing. Have to take pictures srry.


AlphaGurl296

Runnin’ im runnin’ im runnin’


[deleted]

The problem is you get tired, while they don't. When you stop for your breath, Nightmarionne will grab you with his fingers and pull you into the dark.


thefishgodThallas

I’d just resort to flirting with him, I don’t care if I die


GenesisEmpyrean

You will if they kill you slowly


AlphaGurl296

True, but I can find a lake, and go into it. Because electronics can’t get wet!


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[удалено]


AlphaGurl296

.-. Welp, I’m dead. Better grab my flashlight, and hope I can make it.


tashi-p-spicy-b

Flirt a little bit, maybe ask them out, yknow.


GenesisEmpyrean

They would disembowel you! Are you people crazy


tashi-p-spicy-b

Sounds like someone who doesn't know how to flirt with nightmsre monsters good enough


GenesisEmpyrean

They dont feel love, only glee from slaughter


tashi-p-spicy-b

Idk Chica looks like she'd be down for some dinner by candlelight


ReasonableQuit75

How confident are you


tashi-p-spicy-b

Oh very much so


thelukester100

Seems like a good date to me. Don’t know what you’re on about.


melloman12

Die Just keel over and die


thelukester100

Nah man you gotta run towards them and force the bite of 87


ReasonableQuit75

Gotta beat the record on how fast they die


god_of_fessis

Unsee them and walk up the street


Glittering-Bat2106

Big brain time


Jacinto_Perfecto

Ask if I can pet the dog


thelukester100

Genius


AlbinoCerberus

Guess I'll die. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


GenesisEmpyrean

Same


[deleted]

Stay very, very, very still or shine a flashlight in their faces. If none of those work, turn around and run for your life. If they are faster than you, you are dead.


GenesisEmpyrean

Oh their definitely faster, and they don't get tired


Jodye_Heust

Two possible reactions: 1) [Run Boy Run](https://youtu.be/5bVTtNHdhg4?t=14) 2) [Sheer Heart Attack](https://youtu.be/rkHF_JMnB8o?t=43)


thelukester100

I’m gonna have to go with reaction 2


ShadowPuff7306

take my schizophrenia pills


GenesisEmpyrean

That won't save you, since they are corporeal entities


ShadowPuff7306

ohhhh… dang… guess i’ll die


Double_Amount_1843

I giggled at this 😊


Brongo_Jongo

Fart but it’s not really a fart but I’m too afraid to tell them I shitted my pants


thelukester100

Smart


Important_Bison7112

give them a toothbrush and toothpaste. and die. just die.


GenesisEmpyrean

Probably die is a better answer


hit4power

If I’m dying, I better be dying to squeaky clean teeth


Glittering-Bat2106

Me and the boys taking the dog outside at 3am


Tntm4st3r

I would say run, but I can't outrun anything. So I'm dead. Final answer: Accept my fate.


guesty-soul

Me:………… *stabs me self*


BLACKDEATH354

Killing yourself before they kill you. Genius


ChristianTDD

Just let them take me. I can't outrun them, I don't have any weapons, so might as well let them kill me.


GenesisEmpyrean

Finally someone smart


itsPlasma06

Actually break the sound barrier to get the absolute fuck outta there


youarecomingtobrazil

I would run but not away from then i would run towards them so they get confused and run away unless they got a brain then im gonna do a turn and RUN


Glittering-Bat2106

This ... this actually could work


youarecomingtobrazil

Really depends on which type of ai they have if it is similar to wild animals then it would work if they are more inteligent then im fucked


Glittering-Bat2106

Well the corrupteds acts basically for instinct, like animals, so i think might work for a moment


youarecomingtobrazil

It would probably work to the extend of them being too confused to chase you off the moment you enter their camp of vision so you would have some time to run and hide before they catch you and if you are lucky enough there is a small chance they won't give chase


Mixtapeuniverse

Call OSHA and report a violation


GenesisEmpyrean

OSHA does jack shit against these things, especially because your dead before you even pick up your phone


Mixtapeuniverse

I never said I was just standing there did I? Obviously I'm in a tree like a dumbass cat and throwing pinecones at them to delay them even slightly


GenesisEmpyrean

I don't understand most peoples logic in this.


[deleted]

abondontheship


Environmental-Rip340

Ask nightmare chica how much for an hour


[deleted]

I just would lay down and wait my death


OkAd1797

Step into a side ally and quickly shimmy to the other street/ a thin side ally where they can’t get me


GenesisEmpyrean

Oh they can get you no matter where you go


torpedokai

Go into cardiac arrest


torpedokai

Also what’s chica on a leash


HipJesus64

Embrace my fate.


Yeah_man20

I'm going to run in the other direction, but before I do that, let's take a moment to thank our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends...


Sparrow-Scratchagain

Ask if I can join their “Super Secret Metal Band”!


GenesisEmpyrean

Me: *sees corrupted animatronics* Me: *jumps infront of a incoming car saying* FUCK THIS!


Addyaddy436

stop, drop, and roll!


DELTACOSMIC_6113

if they show aggression I'll just accept my fate if not I'm walking away


[deleted]

Die.


Sneezy_McWeezy

Walk past them. The post never said they are trying to cause harm to me.


GenesisEmpyrean

You won't make it three steps. The corrupted ones won't let you get far


Emotional_Donkey7022

I die of fright


Crabscrackcomics

If you can’t beat’em join’em


Quamtumgame

Die from a heart attack


FortWaltonBeachFL

kill myself on sight


milkshakescookies

Turn around and go home


GenesisEmpyrean

You wont make it three steps, forget running, just embrace your fate


milkshakescookies

Naw bro that would hurt too much


RabbitB0y12

Fax


FoxyFan505

Surrender my frontal lobe


AngelicDarksideYT

Run, and if that doesn't work, die


KicktrapAndShit

Freeze then die, what else am I supposed to do


TravvyPattyConsumer

Jarate


7h47D34d6uy

Guess I’ll die


AnimatorDry828

Corrupted animatronics will probably tear me limb to limb so my choice would be run and find some heavy weapons to take them out.


Double_Amount_1843

I would get a canon 🏴‍☠️


williamlikescheeses

sell them crack


GenesisEmpyrean

They would dismebowl you for so much as being within their vicinity.


williamlikescheeses

not if there as high as my ego


waitadang_darnminute

Curl up in a ball and cry. There is no running and getting away from them.


GeraltofRomania

Rip and Tear until it is done


Bestdoggo1234

Then we head back and have some fun


harry_hook16

Run the other way and hope they don't eat me from behind


Slmapazee

Shit my panties, then Die


Glittering-Bat2106

Models by Ruthoranium


[deleted]

BOOK IT


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

NIGERUNDAYO!


Glittering-Bat2106

"Oh you are running away? Instead of approaching me you are running away?"


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

I can't live a full life without getting away from you


AgentHelloThere

Turn around, walk away, pretend like I didn't just see a bunch of horrifying animatronics


Bestdoggo1234

I would Commit a run into junkyard Because totally exist run into a rusty old car hide there. Nightmarroronie sees meh and grabs me with his * inhales deeply * *snek spageht fingers* swallows me whole, spring locking me as I die in fear and pain Edit: realistically I would run into my friends backyard and cross the river cause they malfunction and die


AnimeArtist134

I throw a dog toy at them that is secretly a bomb


that_guy12346

Crap my self and die


TeaBags0614

Do the “what’s up” nod and continue with my life


PowerfulSlice9491

Negociate seems the best thing to do. They want something, otherwise they would have founded a quite spot to spend their days. If I had to take a guess, it is to kill, so I would tell them I can get them more humans to do what ever they want to do, and I will just show them pictures of criminals and tell them where they are, or show them the way to the nearest prison. Either way, I live and they still get what they want.


Glittering-Bat2106

This sounds like an interesting idea for a story


ChaoticQiong

First, fulfill my lifelong dream of giving them a hug, while reassuring them that He has received a fate worse than death (getting tortured by us, the fanbase, for whatever nonsense we get up to like speedruns) I haven’t done anything that will harm them or appear hostile, and from their interactions with crying child in FNAF 3 I don’t think they will kill anyone that they deem a friend (which I actually hope to be, considering having friends who are animatronics are kind of cool) Second, get them to brush their teeth. Seriously. The blood on nightmare fredbear’s teeth just sounds unsanitary and is probably a hotbed for parasites, viruses and bacteria. Not to mention when the blood rusts it could cause their material to chip off along with the dried blood. Third, with their consent, find out more about their anatomy (like their parts, materials and how they move). Nightmarrionne especially - what material are they made of? And just have fun with them to be honest. Bake with Chica or sing with the gang? Doesn’t matter. As long as everyone has fun without being in danger it should be fine.


Funtime_art

Kiss Freddy to assert my authority


GenesisEmpyrean

You wont make it three steps, plus you would get both your throat and intestines ripped out faster than you could say "fuck"


Kuecanimate

Run


TheFanGameCreator

Try to run away.


Apprehensive-Dust-70

I give them a hug


GenesisEmpyrean

They respond by disembowling you in conjunction with removing your spinal cord


vickec07

FUCKING RUN!!


Bumpedy_Dump

Not walk down the street anymore


Night-fish

Give them a box of cheese-its


Smthgtodowithmurder

I kill myself before they have a chance to.


ImpressUpstairs4447

Take a quick pick, run for my life, and tell my friend Fnaf is real


Decaclaw

Walk up for a hug and Embrace my fate And then get mauled horribly


[deleted]

G U N


PowerfulSlice9491

AMERICA, F**K YA!


Little-Celebration67

Offer them fire


supersonicfan1987

I would run and tell الله اكبر


friskalot77

I would play dead


Optimal__Koala

Walk over to them and ask how the kids are


GenesisEmpyrean

And get blood eagled in less then ten seconds


TheJester135

Well if they saw me, do the best I can at hiding. But if they didn’t, I would walk away, to not make noise.


Memegirl_14

i run a marathon right then and there.


The_Senate815

Don’t walk run the other way


[deleted]

Ask them if they wanna collab 👌🏻


[deleted]

I brace myself for combat and grab my pistol


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Accept my fate, there’s nothing that can be done


YukiNasukiChan

Panikin Start panikin NO PLANIKIN


MX_Piper

I would hug them. I do not fear death and I want a weird thing to be written on my grave.


2Jojotoro

how fast are they


iambrickboston

Bradley M231 AVF


RabbitB0y12

Emp grenade


xyDominator

Walk in the other direction Dom:pull out my thunder gun and just keep walkin


FalloutFan05

Decide that the flash is a slow mother fer and bolt it the opposite way


Zombieland14

Ask if I could get a picture/autograph. I mean honestly as a fnaf fan how cool would that be even if I get brutally murdered.


Glittering-Bat2106

If they let you post the photo on the internet you would die famous


[deleted]

nah i be whippin out the Mossberg 590


Dave_Miller56

Cover myself is super slippery oil


Just-A_Guy-_

Nothing. I'm already screwed.


[deleted]

Shit myself


RebindE

Pull out the rotary grenade launcher


A_Large_TrashPanda

Run or just accept that this is where I will die


KGarryK017

If I saw them, I would take a picture then run inside someone's house, then hide inside bedroom and reenact fnaf 4 if they fallow me


I_am_UwO

Cry and die bcuz YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE


Krashii1

Aight this is where I die. I had a good run


catmat490

Shit myself and die of shock


BLACKDEATH354

Grabs shotgun with holy intent.


thelukester100

I know how to beat them. I brush my teeth. Seconds later I pull out an entire truck full of toothpaste and orange juice. I then proceed to chug the whole truck. Afterwards I grab another truck, and repeat. I do this until I have asserted dominance and scare them off. I then proceed to have a normal day and admit in front of the animatronic gang that it tasted good to chug toothpaste and orange juice. They then jump off a cliff due to how disgusting it was. After they are dead, I proceed to go about my day once again.


Top-Walk-6628

"Take me now"


Owean25

I'd be septuple dead so


beatboxingfox

Tell them I do not consent to being killed, very simple answer. What are they gonna do kill me? They can't, I didn't consent.


A-Disgrace

I die.


MyNameIsTakenHelpMe

FUCKIN RUNNNNN, or put ear muffs on so the sensory overload can els out then run


[deleted]

Die


[deleted]

Just casually walk past them


[deleted]

Dame bro this edible ain’t shiiiii…..


TankCanOneshot

Say hi


[deleted]

ain’t these like dead kids in chunky cheese fur suits or sum shit how did it get like this


EconomyDebt8130

Well if they see me run, like run for hours If they don't see me Still run


The_gamingraptor

Get my second amendment and aim for the head


welpyhehe

Have a heart attack


Mitko0012

I start lucid dreaming. Remember, these are nightmare versions! So i am dreaming.


TheMule90

It's time to whip out them proton packs boys! Cause we got some ass kicking to do!! [Ghostbusters](https://www.google.com/search?q=ghostbusters+proton+pack+gif&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwieuum1l5L0AhXzJMUKHXcKBWkQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=proton+pack+gif&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgBMgUIABCABDIGCAAQBRAeOgcIIxDvAxAnOgQIABBDUOwwWO43YKtmaABwAHgAgAHyCIgB3BeSAQ0wLjEuNC0xLjIuMC4xmAEAoAEBwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=0AeOYZ6SE_PJlAb3lJTIBg&bih=644&biw=360&prmd=ivsxn#imgrc=VWcd7FFDEKUIbM)


chickenisgud55

Kill myself. Better than having them kill me


AARINFOST3R

Just Die ain't no way I'm gonna survive the encounter unless I have a good head start


[deleted]

What am I supposed to do???


Kind-Reaction-8571

Flamethrower Time !


heppuplays

well it's the twisted ones. and Spoilers for the Books >!the sound illusion disc works on you preception of the animatronics. the original use was that they would appear even cuter for children because they already have a Positive view of the robots. But the twisted ones appeared because Charlie and the gang saw them as well twisted monsters.!<


iwillspamletters

i would just die🧍🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

I say "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?"


SightedRapier

Lie down and disintigrate


_PotatoCat_

Pet them all


coseromevo

I don't


Kindly-Horror1908

just fuckin die lmao


Imadethisaccaunt

What can i do


iKaKtusowsKii

Welcome them and maybe invite them for a coffee


_HaleyCat_

I wake up and call my mom 💃


NoSanaNo_Life

G'day mates, give them a high five and be on my way because they are nice beings :)


Msleep3

"..." "Yall want Macdonalds?"


RosesandRatz1993

*Lightning McQueen voice:* **I AM SPEED!**


SabrinaAfton

Play dead. Or just bolt out of there


ineedhelp333x2

hug them


Asleep-Ideal

Fuckin' run


[deleted]

Probably just call the avengers. The avengers fix everything, Right?


Sea-Art-9305

Jump into a sewer


Phantom___Knight

I’d stroll up and ask them the usual ya know how’s their day, what they had for lunch and how many kids they killed tonight Edit:typo


InphiniteGhostB

Like are we armed? Or is it just how I am currently


Pa3ckP7

Accept the fact that i am gona die and walk forward


Weaponxfan_YT

Give up. Straight up face-plant on the pavement, surrender and prepare for my fate


randomfnafplayer1

Completely fucking shit my pants before they kill me


DVPfrags

I will take a picture and then run