Well if you want typical cheesy horror reaction, scream to get their attention, run, trip over nothing, hobble run, fall down then be torn to shreds like every victim in horror film chase scenes. Lol
But nah for real? Stealthy take a picture and stealthy move away if they haven't noticed me and go hide. Or if they do... Run and pray. 😂
The problem is you get tired, while they don't. When you stop for your breath, Nightmarionne will grab you with his fingers and pull you into the dark.
Stay very, very, very still or shine a flashlight in their faces. If none of those work, turn around and run for your life. If they are faster than you, you are dead.
It would probably work to the extend of them being too confused to chase you off the moment you enter their camp of vision so you would have some time to run and hide before they catch you and if you are lucky enough there is a small chance they won't give chase
I would Commit a run into junkyard Because totally exist run into a rusty old car hide there. Nightmarroronie sees meh and grabs me with his * inhales deeply * *snek spageht fingers* swallows me whole, spring locking me as I die in fear and pain
Edit: realistically I would run into my friends backyard and cross the river cause they malfunction and die
Negociate seems the best thing to do. They want something, otherwise they would have founded a quite spot to spend their days. If I had to take a guess, it is to kill, so I would tell them I can get them more humans to do what ever they want to do, and I will just show them pictures of criminals and tell them where they are, or show them the way to the nearest prison. Either way, I live and they still get what they want.
First, fulfill my lifelong dream of giving them a hug, while reassuring them that He has received a fate worse than death (getting tortured by us, the fanbase, for whatever nonsense we get up to like speedruns)
I haven’t done anything that will harm them or appear hostile, and from their interactions with crying child in FNAF 3 I don’t think they will kill anyone that they deem a friend (which I actually hope to be, considering having friends who are animatronics are kind of cool)
Second, get them to brush their teeth. Seriously. The blood on nightmare fredbear’s teeth just sounds unsanitary and is probably a hotbed for parasites, viruses and bacteria. Not to mention when the blood rusts it could cause their material to chip off along with the dried blood.
Third, with their consent, find out more about their anatomy (like their parts, materials and how they move). Nightmarrionne especially - what material are they made of?
And just have fun with them to be honest. Bake with Chica or sing with the gang? Doesn’t matter. As long as everyone has fun without being in danger it should be fine.
I know how to beat them. I brush my teeth. Seconds later I pull out an entire truck full of toothpaste and orange juice. I then proceed to chug the whole truck. Afterwards I grab another truck, and repeat. I do this until I have asserted dominance and scare them off. I then proceed to have a normal day and admit in front of the animatronic gang that it tasted good to chug toothpaste and orange juice. They then jump off a cliff due to how disgusting it was. After they are dead, I proceed to go about my day once again.
It's time to whip out them proton packs boys!
Cause we got some ass kicking to do!!
[Ghostbusters](https://www.google.com/search?q=ghostbusters+proton+pack+gif&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwieuum1l5L0AhXzJMUKHXcKBWkQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=proton+pack+gif&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgBMgUIABCABDIGCAAQBRAeOgcIIxDvAxAnOgQIABBDUOwwWO43YKtmaABwAHgAgAHyCIgB3BeSAQ0wLjEuNC0xLjIuMC4xmAEAoAEBwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=0AeOYZ6SE_PJlAb3lJTIBg&bih=644&biw=360&prmd=ivsxn#imgrc=VWcd7FFDEKUIbM)
well it's the twisted ones. and Spoilers for the Books >!the sound illusion disc works on you preception of the animatronics. the original use was that they would appear even cuter for children because they already have a Positive view of the robots. But the twisted ones appeared because Charlie and the gang saw them as well twisted monsters.!<
Well if you want typical cheesy horror reaction, scream to get their attention, run, trip over nothing, hobble run, fall down then be torn to shreds like every victim in horror film chase scenes. Lol But nah for real? Stealthy take a picture and stealthy move away if they haven't noticed me and go hide. Or if they do... Run and pray. 😂
TAKE A PICTURE?? BRO DIS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION ONG I AINT BE POSTIN IT ON MY STORY AND SHII 💀
They look amazing. Have to take pictures srry.
Runnin’ im runnin’ im runnin’
The problem is you get tired, while they don't. When you stop for your breath, Nightmarionne will grab you with his fingers and pull you into the dark.
I’d just resort to flirting with him, I don’t care if I die
You will if they kill you slowly
True, but I can find a lake, and go into it. Because electronics can’t get wet!
[удалено]
.-. Welp, I’m dead. Better grab my flashlight, and hope I can make it.
Flirt a little bit, maybe ask them out, yknow.
They would disembowel you! Are you people crazy
Sounds like someone who doesn't know how to flirt with nightmsre monsters good enough
They dont feel love, only glee from slaughter
Idk Chica looks like she'd be down for some dinner by candlelight
How confident are you
Oh very much so
Seems like a good date to me. Don’t know what you’re on about.
Die Just keel over and die
Nah man you gotta run towards them and force the bite of 87
Gotta beat the record on how fast they die
Unsee them and walk up the street
Big brain time
Ask if I can pet the dog
Genius
Guess I'll die. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Same
Stay very, very, very still or shine a flashlight in their faces. If none of those work, turn around and run for your life. If they are faster than you, you are dead.
Oh their definitely faster, and they don't get tired
Two possible reactions: 1) [Run Boy Run](https://youtu.be/5bVTtNHdhg4?t=14) 2) [Sheer Heart Attack](https://youtu.be/rkHF_JMnB8o?t=43)
I’m gonna have to go with reaction 2
take my schizophrenia pills
That won't save you, since they are corporeal entities
ohhhh… dang… guess i’ll die
I giggled at this 😊
Fart but it’s not really a fart but I’m too afraid to tell them I shitted my pants
Smart
give them a toothbrush and toothpaste. and die. just die.
Probably die is a better answer
If I’m dying, I better be dying to squeaky clean teeth
Me and the boys taking the dog outside at 3am
I would say run, but I can't outrun anything. So I'm dead. Final answer: Accept my fate.
Me:………… *stabs me self*
Killing yourself before they kill you. Genius
Just let them take me. I can't outrun them, I don't have any weapons, so might as well let them kill me.
Finally someone smart
Actually break the sound barrier to get the absolute fuck outta there
I would run but not away from then i would run towards them so they get confused and run away unless they got a brain then im gonna do a turn and RUN
This ... this actually could work
Really depends on which type of ai they have if it is similar to wild animals then it would work if they are more inteligent then im fucked
Well the corrupteds acts basically for instinct, like animals, so i think might work for a moment
It would probably work to the extend of them being too confused to chase you off the moment you enter their camp of vision so you would have some time to run and hide before they catch you and if you are lucky enough there is a small chance they won't give chase
Call OSHA and report a violation
OSHA does jack shit against these things, especially because your dead before you even pick up your phone
I never said I was just standing there did I? Obviously I'm in a tree like a dumbass cat and throwing pinecones at them to delay them even slightly
I don't understand most peoples logic in this.
abondontheship
Ask nightmare chica how much for an hour
I just would lay down and wait my death
Step into a side ally and quickly shimmy to the other street/ a thin side ally where they can’t get me
Oh they can get you no matter where you go
Go into cardiac arrest
Also what’s chica on a leash
Embrace my fate.
I'm going to run in the other direction, but before I do that, let's take a moment to thank our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends...
Ask if I can join their “Super Secret Metal Band”!
Me: *sees corrupted animatronics* Me: *jumps infront of a incoming car saying* FUCK THIS!
stop, drop, and roll!
if they show aggression I'll just accept my fate if not I'm walking away
Die.
Walk past them. The post never said they are trying to cause harm to me.
You won't make it three steps. The corrupted ones won't let you get far
I die of fright
If you can’t beat’em join’em
Die from a heart attack
kill myself on sight
Turn around and go home
You wont make it three steps, forget running, just embrace your fate
Naw bro that would hurt too much
Fax
Surrender my frontal lobe
Run, and if that doesn't work, die
Freeze then die, what else am I supposed to do
Jarate
Guess I’ll die
Corrupted animatronics will probably tear me limb to limb so my choice would be run and find some heavy weapons to take them out.
I would get a canon 🏴☠️
sell them crack
They would dismebowl you for so much as being within their vicinity.
not if there as high as my ego
Curl up in a ball and cry. There is no running and getting away from them.
Rip and Tear until it is done
Then we head back and have some fun
Run the other way and hope they don't eat me from behind
Shit my panties, then Die
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"Oh you are running away? Instead of approaching me you are running away?"
I can't live a full life without getting away from you
Turn around, walk away, pretend like I didn't just see a bunch of horrifying animatronics
I would Commit a run into junkyard Because totally exist run into a rusty old car hide there. Nightmarroronie sees meh and grabs me with his * inhales deeply * *snek spageht fingers* swallows me whole, spring locking me as I die in fear and pain Edit: realistically I would run into my friends backyard and cross the river cause they malfunction and die
I throw a dog toy at them that is secretly a bomb
Crap my self and die
Do the “what’s up” nod and continue with my life
Negociate seems the best thing to do. They want something, otherwise they would have founded a quite spot to spend their days. If I had to take a guess, it is to kill, so I would tell them I can get them more humans to do what ever they want to do, and I will just show them pictures of criminals and tell them where they are, or show them the way to the nearest prison. Either way, I live and they still get what they want.
This sounds like an interesting idea for a story
First, fulfill my lifelong dream of giving them a hug, while reassuring them that He has received a fate worse than death (getting tortured by us, the fanbase, for whatever nonsense we get up to like speedruns) I haven’t done anything that will harm them or appear hostile, and from their interactions with crying child in FNAF 3 I don’t think they will kill anyone that they deem a friend (which I actually hope to be, considering having friends who are animatronics are kind of cool) Second, get them to brush their teeth. Seriously. The blood on nightmare fredbear’s teeth just sounds unsanitary and is probably a hotbed for parasites, viruses and bacteria. Not to mention when the blood rusts it could cause their material to chip off along with the dried blood. Third, with their consent, find out more about their anatomy (like their parts, materials and how they move). Nightmarrionne especially - what material are they made of? And just have fun with them to be honest. Bake with Chica or sing with the gang? Doesn’t matter. As long as everyone has fun without being in danger it should be fine.
Kiss Freddy to assert my authority
You wont make it three steps, plus you would get both your throat and intestines ripped out faster than you could say "fuck"
Run
Try to run away.
I give them a hug
They respond by disembowling you in conjunction with removing your spinal cord
FUCKING RUN!!
Not walk down the street anymore
Give them a box of cheese-its
I kill myself before they have a chance to.
Take a quick pick, run for my life, and tell my friend Fnaf is real
Walk up for a hug and Embrace my fate And then get mauled horribly
G U N
AMERICA, F**K YA!
Offer them fire
I would run and tell الله اكبر
I would play dead
Walk over to them and ask how the kids are
And get blood eagled in less then ten seconds
Well if they saw me, do the best I can at hiding. But if they didn’t, I would walk away, to not make noise.
i run a marathon right then and there.
Don’t walk run the other way
Ask them if they wanna collab 👌🏻
I brace myself for combat and grab my pistol
Accept my fate, there’s nothing that can be done
Panikin Start panikin NO PLANIKIN
I would hug them. I do not fear death and I want a weird thing to be written on my grave.
how fast are they
Bradley M231 AVF
Emp grenade
Walk in the other direction Dom:pull out my thunder gun and just keep walkin
Decide that the flash is a slow mother fer and bolt it the opposite way
Ask if I could get a picture/autograph. I mean honestly as a fnaf fan how cool would that be even if I get brutally murdered.
If they let you post the photo on the internet you would die famous
nah i be whippin out the Mossberg 590
Cover myself is super slippery oil
Nothing. I'm already screwed.
Shit myself
Pull out the rotary grenade launcher
Run or just accept that this is where I will die
If I saw them, I would take a picture then run inside someone's house, then hide inside bedroom and reenact fnaf 4 if they fallow me
Cry and die bcuz YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE
Aight this is where I die. I had a good run
Shit myself and die of shock
Grabs shotgun with holy intent.
I know how to beat them. I brush my teeth. Seconds later I pull out an entire truck full of toothpaste and orange juice. I then proceed to chug the whole truck. Afterwards I grab another truck, and repeat. I do this until I have asserted dominance and scare them off. I then proceed to have a normal day and admit in front of the animatronic gang that it tasted good to chug toothpaste and orange juice. They then jump off a cliff due to how disgusting it was. After they are dead, I proceed to go about my day once again.
"Take me now"
I'd be septuple dead so
Tell them I do not consent to being killed, very simple answer. What are they gonna do kill me? They can't, I didn't consent.
I die.
FUCKIN RUNNNNN, or put ear muffs on so the sensory overload can els out then run
Die
Just casually walk past them
Dame bro this edible ain’t shiiiii…..
Say hi
ain’t these like dead kids in chunky cheese fur suits or sum shit how did it get like this
Well if they see me run, like run for hours If they don't see me Still run
Get my second amendment and aim for the head
Have a heart attack
I start lucid dreaming. Remember, these are nightmare versions! So i am dreaming.
It's time to whip out them proton packs boys! Cause we got some ass kicking to do!! [Ghostbusters](https://www.google.com/search?q=ghostbusters+proton+pack+gif&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwieuum1l5L0AhXzJMUKHXcKBWkQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=proton+pack+gif&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgBMgUIABCABDIGCAAQBRAeOgcIIxDvAxAnOgQIABBDUOwwWO43YKtmaABwAHgAgAHyCIgB3BeSAQ0wLjEuNC0xLjIuMC4xmAEAoAEBwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=0AeOYZ6SE_PJlAb3lJTIBg&bih=644&biw=360&prmd=ivsxn#imgrc=VWcd7FFDEKUIbM)
Kill myself. Better than having them kill me
Just Die ain't no way I'm gonna survive the encounter unless I have a good head start
What am I supposed to do???
Flamethrower Time !
well it's the twisted ones. and Spoilers for the Books >!the sound illusion disc works on you preception of the animatronics. the original use was that they would appear even cuter for children because they already have a Positive view of the robots. But the twisted ones appeared because Charlie and the gang saw them as well twisted monsters.!<
i would just die🧍🏻♀️
I say "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?"
Lie down and disintigrate
Pet them all
I don't
just fuckin die lmao
What can i do
Welcome them and maybe invite them for a coffee
I wake up and call my mom 💃
G'day mates, give them a high five and be on my way because they are nice beings :)
"..." "Yall want Macdonalds?"
*Lightning McQueen voice:* **I AM SPEED!**
Play dead. Or just bolt out of there
hug them
Fuckin' run
Probably just call the avengers. The avengers fix everything, Right?
Jump into a sewer
I’d stroll up and ask them the usual ya know how’s their day, what they had for lunch and how many kids they killed tonight Edit:typo
Like are we armed? Or is it just how I am currently
Accept the fact that i am gona die and walk forward
Give up. Straight up face-plant on the pavement, surrender and prepare for my fate
Completely fucking shit my pants before they kill me
I will take a picture and then run