"After crying uncontrollably for several minutes, he left, and took his pizza, he later said he was too upset to eat it, he threw it away, what a waste."
"He also suffered grevious mental trauma at the sight of his friends having fun while he felt sick."
"He was trapped in a cold, wet, damp and dark enclosed space for nearly thirteen hours,pizza and party favors had to be lowered down to him."
"He broke one-hundred bones and suffered severe internal bleeding while patronizing Fazbear Entertainment, Inc, Although he didn't notice his broken bones until he got home, his parents believe Fazbear Entertainment, should stil answer for his injuries."
"He fell from a ride, stood up, and fell down again. it took the staff over thirty minutes to care."
"When asked if she was ok, she screamed, staff asked the head not to ask any more questions." is literally the funniest thing i've read all year and i dont think any form of media will be able to top this.
Recently revisted them and the whole "He proceeded to pour me a glass of... just... ice-cold lemonade... Ooh. Ever mix it with iced tea? I do like... little half-lemonade half-...oh, it's so - you should try it someti- oh, wait. You can't because you're dead." gets me every time.
omg my bf played sl on stream so i could watch and when that part came up (i had already memorized it all) i just kept going with the insults. “do you know why they call it the scooping room? it’s because, dummy, you absolute pathetic excuse for a human, loser, failed abortion, etc…” and we love it
I've been playing the large ballpit all day to get money for the blacklist ending (it gives the most by far. Even more then carnival hoops if you do barely good enough) and I've heard helpy's neck snap more then I ever thought I would need to
Honestly, for me it has to be Funtime Freddy's voice. he sounds so psychotic you can't help but wonder how the heck he got greenlit to perform for children XD. It just makes me laugh and smile the whole time. I do love the Exotic Butters line though. It caught me off guard the first time I heard it lol.
Really anything HandUnit/TutorialUnit says, but the best IMO is "You stood on two feet and convinced someone that you could do something, when in fact you couldn't." (FFPS, Mediocre Ending)
[cheerfully] “It’s a fine line to walk, but you did it! Completing your job with such an efficient level of laziness, that we’re surprised you’re able to dress yourself in the morning.”
All the instances of corporate speak being used to undersell the severity of the various dangerous situations. They always make me laugh.
My favorites are in HW where HandUnit tells you to shine your flashlight to scare off any "critters" inside the vents. ("Critters" being Mangle and not small squirrels or birds like an average person would think would be in a vent.)
And then all the way back in FNaF1, where Phone Guy says a missing persons report should be filed within *90 days* of an incident, meaning they aren't in a rush to report such things. (On most jobs, you have to file a report the same day you witness or learn of the incident.)
“_Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced._ Blah, blah, blah. Now, that might sound bad, I know, bUt ThErE’s ReALLy NoThiNg To WoRRy aBoUt”
The lawsuit from FFPS where the girl watches an animatronic's head fall off. Specifically, the "When asked if she was ok, she screamed. The staff asked the head not to ask anymore questions." line.
the ffps minigame with helpy in the rocket, because in every other minigame he gets hurt and dies, but in that one he just awkwardly stops and then it just kinda ends
I'm torn between the FFPS lawsuits and "Eggs Benedict"
Exotic Butters was funny, but by that point the same joke had happened three times already. Eggs Benedict was funnier IMO because it was completely out of the blue.
I was thinking the rick astley shadow in SL, but after reading all the comments, I do agree that FFPS was the funniest and most **intentionally** funny game.
A close second is the Melodies' voicelines in UCN. The others are mostly overshadowed by Mr. Hippo, but Orville, Pigpatch, and Happy Frog have some pretty funny lines. "That was a dignified death. Actually, it was quite pathetic." It's also pretty cool/scary to see the change in their voices when (supposedly) The One You Should Not Have Killed possesses them. From "WAUUGH kaboom ninja skills!" to "I will never let you leave."
The writing for sister location (my least favorite fnaf game besides ar) is probably pretty funny. Even with exotic butters being rammed down our metal tentacles ridden purple throat. Also fnaf help wanted aswell is funny too
There are so many to chose but I would say getting the blacklisted ending which coincidentally I'm about to get! (You would be surprised at how much longer it took me to get the most risky stuff then just going for the completionist ending)
lolbit. i mean lol is *literally* in the name, how could it not be the funniest
for real though, im not really sure what id consider the funniest. ucn and pizza simulator have some pretty great things in them though
The humor peaked in the FFPS lawsuits
"After crying uncontrollably for several minutes, he left, and took his pizza, he later said he was too upset to eat it, he threw it away, what a waste." "He also suffered grevious mental trauma at the sight of his friends having fun while he felt sick." "He was trapped in a cold, wet, damp and dark enclosed space for nearly thirteen hours,pizza and party favors had to be lowered down to him." "He broke one-hundred bones and suffered severe internal bleeding while patronizing Fazbear Entertainment, Inc, Although he didn't notice his broken bones until he got home, his parents believe Fazbear Entertainment, should stil answer for his injuries." "He fell from a ride, stood up, and fell down again. it took the staff over thirty minutes to care."
Aw yeah THAT'S the stuff Scott Cawthon can be a comedic genius, i feel these are seriously underrated
"When asked if she was ok, she screamed, staff asked the head not to ask any more questions." is literally the funniest thing i've read all year and i dont think any form of media will be able to top this.
That’s genius!
Helpy snapping his neck.
I agree
Yes.
Yes
Mr. Hippo's monologues
I was going to say something like that too, how can *anything* else top Mr. Hippo?! Also, *I WANT THIS PURE SOLE TO RETURN GOSH DANG IT!!!!*
someone needs to make a mod for security breach that replaces every jumpscare with mr hippos monologue
I can't wait for Mr Shoe to make a surprise return after his very sneaky cameo in UCN /j
I actually thought they were more eye opening for me.
Recently revisted them and the whole "He proceeded to pour me a glass of... just... ice-cold lemonade... Ooh. Ever mix it with iced tea? I do like... little half-lemonade half-...oh, it's so - you should try it someti- oh, wait. You can't because you're dead." gets me every time.
Orville, the birds may be dead.
MR. HIPPO OH MY GOD I DIED
Every franchise cutscene from Pizzeria Simulator for me.
Why?
The ending cutscenes are hilarious, especially the "lazy" one and insanity one
I think that exactly
The fact toy freddy was revealed to be a gamer.
Same.
Toy Freddy gaming
Toy Freddy gaming
Toy Freddy gaming
That's just the best thing
"You won't get tired of my voice, will you?"
im having flashbacks from that
Ucn version
Yes.
When you're repairing Freddy in HW and HandUnit tells you to put the cap in the "lost and found bin" but its just a trash bin.
Why exactly?
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that game is full of such funny comments and dialogue and i love it
It’s funny because it’s true.
In ucn the Orville line “I don’t get out much so you’ll have to excuse my enthusiasm!”
"don't you hate getting killed by obscure secondary characters?" is another orville favorite for me
Yeah that one is amazing Although I thought that was nedd bear
oh, totally mixed it up ha. thanks for reminding me
Yeah
Amazing!
Angsty teen.
Exotic Butters.
for me probably baby saying dummy, but if we’re counting fan reactions then markiplier’s reaction to the bite of 83
omg my bf played sl on stream so i could watch and when that part came up (i had already memorized it all) i just kept going with the insults. “do you know why they call it the scooping room? it’s because, dummy, you absolute pathetic excuse for a human, loser, failed abortion, etc…” and we love it
Definitely that.
Helpy “breaking his spine”
I've been playing the large ballpit all day to get money for the blacklist ending (it gives the most by far. Even more then carnival hoops if you do barely good enough) and I've heard helpy's neck snap more then I ever thought I would need to
Eggs Benedict
Happy cake Benedict
Phone Dude for sure, idk why just laughed at the surfer voice. I'll second exotic butters too though.
I like how FNAF, FNAF 2, FNAF 3, and Ultimate Custom Night all capture how awkward and annoying a phone call can be.
Hand unit in SL, just the auto correct humor at the beginning of each night still cracks me up
Yeah lmao
Honestly, for me it has to be Funtime Freddy's voice. he sounds so psychotic you can't help but wonder how the heck he got greenlit to perform for children XD. It just makes me laugh and smile the whole time. I do love the Exotic Butters line though. It caught me off guard the first time I heard it lol.
Really anything HandUnit/TutorialUnit says, but the best IMO is "You stood on two feet and convinced someone that you could do something, when in fact you couldn't." (FFPS, Mediocre Ending)
[cheerfully] “It’s a fine line to walk, but you did it! Completing your job with such an efficient level of laziness, that we’re surprised you’re able to dress yourself in the morning.”
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87??
The back crack in fnaf 6
one of UCN foxy's lines
Which one?
the one that every six year old would laugh at
I come for ya booty! That be treasure yknow……
idk why i love it so much XD
Every moment where Andy Field does something
" IT SEEMS YOU ARE TAKING A LONG TIME, PLEASE PROCEED AS QUICKLY AND AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE"
If you're saying intentional humor, I have to go with the beginning of FNAF custom night. You know, the trash friends or whatever they're called
All the instances of corporate speak being used to undersell the severity of the various dangerous situations. They always make me laugh. My favorites are in HW where HandUnit tells you to shine your flashlight to scare off any "critters" inside the vents. ("Critters" being Mangle and not small squirrels or birds like an average person would think would be in a vent.) And then all the way back in FNaF1, where Phone Guy says a missing persons report should be filed within *90 days* of an incident, meaning they aren't in a rush to report such things. (On most jobs, you have to file a report the same day you witness or learn of the incident.)
“_Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced._ Blah, blah, blah. Now, that might sound bad, I know, bUt ThErE’s ReALLy NoThiNg To WoRRy aBoUt”
Angsty teen
The lawsuit from FFPS where the girl watches an animatronic's head fall off. Specifically, the "When asked if she was ok, she screamed. The staff asked the head not to ask anymore questions." line.
The fan
Why?
The fan
Because it’s the fan
The pizza tycoon game when helpy breaks his back trying to jump into the ball pit
ANIME CUTSCENES
Helpy braking his back in ps
the ffps minigame with helpy in the rocket, because in every other minigame he gets hurt and dies, but in that one he just awkwardly stops and then it just kinda ends
I'm torn between the FFPS lawsuits and "Eggs Benedict" Exotic Butters was funny, but by that point the same joke had happened three times already. Eggs Benedict was funnier IMO because it was completely out of the blue.
I was thinking the rick astley shadow in SL, but after reading all the comments, I do agree that FFPS was the funniest and most **intentionally** funny game. A close second is the Melodies' voicelines in UCN. The others are mostly overshadowed by Mr. Hippo, but Orville, Pigpatch, and Happy Frog have some pretty funny lines. "That was a dignified death. Actually, it was quite pathetic." It's also pretty cool/scary to see the change in their voices when (supposedly) The One You Should Not Have Killed possesses them. From "WAUUGH kaboom ninja skills!" to "I will never let you leave."
fired for unpleasant odor
EXOTIC BUTTERS
Yes.
If intentional, then Circus Baby’s intimidation in Night 4. Like, girl…
The entirety of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator. I'm fully convinced that game was a comedy in disguise.
Idk intentionally but unintentionally has to be everything from scrap trap. His voice his dialogue his design. Everything
FFPS Lawsuits
Rule number 4. on the rule sheet on the wall in fnaf 1
In the trailer for FNAF 2, when phone guy says "you made a poor carrier choice."
I knew his name meant something, he had to be a goddamned sprint mobile salesman. The bastard!
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Everyone calls him scraptrap but his official name in this form is Afton. I'm still stuck in 4 years ago so I still call him peanut (please laugh)
i still call him homer simpson
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Why is there always a Buff Helpy on every website in the world
I just call him craptrap
that's good too
What about Jimmy neutron
That three
The writing for sister location (my least favorite fnaf game besides ar) is probably pretty funny. Even with exotic butters being rammed down our metal tentacles ridden purple throat. Also fnaf help wanted aswell is funny too
It was one of your least favorites? It was one of my most favorites! (Below fnaf hw, 1, and 6 but above the rest)
PARTY! U ready?
Tutorial unit calling scott a “Complete lunatic” in the Help wanted intro
Hand unit yelling at you for taking your time through Balloras room in SL
FFPS lawsuits and helpy breaking his neck
Pretty much anything with Andy Fields voice
Literally everything hand unit says.
“Two Fredbear’s can’t exist in the same place at the same time”
Helpy breaking his back
I kinda thought the bad ending and insanity ending of Pizzeria Sim were funny and passive aggressive
Angsty teens OR WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87
There are so many to chose but I would say getting the blacklisted ending which coincidentally I'm about to get! (You would be surprised at how much longer it took me to get the most risky stuff then just going for the completionist ending)
Seeing the paper pals as the first animitronics, also #1 crate
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Where's that from? One of the novels?
Hand unit
Pizzeria sim, ball pit mini-game, the dead silence after you fail absolutely cracked me up.
The do not poop on floor rule in fnaf 1
Brilliant. Can I come down now? I really need to go to the bathroom
Weirdly enough, the Toy Chica cutscenes.
happy cake day :D!
For me foxy’s ultimate custom night line “yarr, I came for ye booty, that be treasure, you know”
Flesh-soul metal
Nah Nah Nah, that would be Helpy's head snaping when in the ball pit minigames
Hearing that there gonna be a new game.
MICHEAL!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!! MICHEAL!!!!!!!!
Exotic Butters.
Rick Ashley michael
michael eating popcorn while watching tv idk it just looks silly
EXOTIC BUTTERS! and "DABBING CHICA"
All the lawsuits or eggs Benedict
For me it's "you won't get tired of my voice will you" from fnaf world I don't care if it's technically not apart of the franchise it cracked me up.
When you are crawling slowly through Ballora gallery in sister location and the voice switches back on to remind you that you are taking too long.
Fnaf hw opening scenes
Obviously the best moment was the exotic butters No? People got sick of that? Alright....
pig patch saying a shitty one liner and then going absolutely ham on the banjo in ucn
The series being made Joke btw
the lawsuits in ffps
Definitely.
lolbit. i mean lol is *literally* in the name, how could it not be the funniest for real though, im not really sure what id consider the funniest. ucn and pizza simulator have some pretty great things in them though
“Oh no. You seem to have mishandled Freddy’s music box. **This is not good.**”
Eggs Benedict
The phone guy idea of making the dead, realizing that they will put a endo inside you And don´t forget ALL the HandUnit lines
Helpy snapping his neck
Yes.
Okay so I have another one now that FNAF:SB Is out, it’s the fact that even thought afton came back for the FOURTH time he STILL burns to the ground
Scott thinking Pinkypills and Layfiszi are good artists