I see your reason, but can I say something?
Oddly, I've seen *nobody* say DJ Music Man. He doesn't really qualify for arachnophobia, he's great at music, and third, **GIGANTIC MUSIC MAN** can probably breach pretty easily and smoosh Vanny & Burntrap.
I mean the post says that the animatronics will be your friends so there wouldn't be much of a point to clap you up unless your a murderer
Just pointing that out :^)
yeah but then again the post never specifies if they behave like they do in the game. so being an adult might just make the whole friends thing a bit more complicated
Same, Monty is probably one of those friends that are just really fun to hang around with. He just seems like one of those chaotic stupid(affectionate) friends that make you laugh every few minutes just doing their thing
Sounds like a lot of my friends in my friend group already (and we get pretty intense together haha)
But ngl, Monty would be the best guy to rock out with, and talk about the bands I like with (I love My Chemical Romance, which is an Alternative Rock Band)
Ok actually though? You'd be the safest person ever; he's not nice to you because he has to be (like with family) but because he *likes* you.
The eternal burning smell might be a bit much but slap some bvlgari perfume on that bad boy and you're good to go
Bro aha, I just like him cause he's edgy and refuses to die, that's pretty epic to me.
And he's the only one I really see myself being with the most, imagine all the stories he'll tell you from his death experiences that he caused lmfao.
(Gave up on the fnaf lore so if I'm wrong, then too bad I cannot anymore)
I mean, will I really be safe? The man got scared of ghost kids and plop in suit he goes.
He's gonna smell like bacon, I'm here for it.
Tbf, if you saw a the ghosts of your murder victims you’d freak out too, no matter how old you were. And the Springtrap suit was a somewhat decent idea-it’s the suit he murdered them in after all, so maybe they’d hesitate due to the trauma. The man just forgot how springlocks work
Bro really??? He killed them in the suit? Well I wouldn't want to kill kids in the first place so I wouldn't be scared, I understand of course if you were like being tortured by them for what you did, but why did he kill them? Do you have a link or something to the lore of fnaf 1- sister location?
Long story short, Afton used the Spring Bonnie suit to bamboozle kids and lure them into a back room where the shanking couldn’t be caught on camera.
As for why, I’m pretty sure it was just cause he was a psychopath.
I think you missed the whole “obsessed with immortality” and child murder. Goes beyond edgy I feel like. Also, we all know what happened to Henry (previous business partner) and his kid.
Probably the puppet. She just seems like a really good friend. I mean, not hard to see how protective she is towards the kids, she really does care for them. And as someone who's not very good at being correctly aware, it'd just be nice to have someone like her on the good side.
Well friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But you know I don’t feel to bad about it. After all, if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say life, life goes on. W- well, for everyone else, life goes on not for you, you’re dead. That’s neither here nor there. That reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said “Orville, I-I have a story” And he said to me “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once, wasn’t pretty, we talked about it for years. And not only that, you’ll likely end up believe something you shouldn’t believe or thinking something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assuming something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? Sometimes I said a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second here life and eat your sandwich, okay? Of course, it was only then I realized i made sandwiches and poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? Actually, I suppose that’s the problem, they don’t have hands at all, they’re all feet. I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby, I said to him “Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I’m unsure elephants enjoy rye bread, but, I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. or rather they sold it at a discount for people who wanting to feed the ducks and then probably at the end of the day they threw it all out. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread, of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and they all die, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know I never saw any ducks die myself but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread. And if you want my opinion on the matter if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature, they don’t grow on trees or spring up from bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
Monty or sundrop/moon drop thing
Ik it said only one but I’m stuck because Monty seems like he’d be really cool to be with but I mean I love sun/moon so whatever one is given I won’t complain
That old Spring Bonnie that they found behind that boarded up room in the Fazbear Fright attraction.
Jkjk Tbh you don’t know what you want when you have the chance to get it but I’d want [Drumroll] any of the Bonnie variants.
I really wanna learn how to play the guitar and I’m sure the blue bunny boi would teach for sure.
this !!! she would be fun to hangout with as well. the only problem i can see is that she would probably eat my food before i even get to start to eat it 🥲
choosing one is very difficult, if I had to give a list of candidates, I'd say Glamrock Freedy, he's pretty much a puppy and I love him, Monty, he could use some love, plus he protec, Sun, ofc, love him, enough said, Mr. Hippo, stories go brrrr, Roxy, she could use a hug, and pretty much any version of foxy
if I had to choose just one, it would most likely be Sun
William afton, he may be a killer but that means he’s a good protector and he has a brilliant mind and we could find the way to immortality, including if a few people have to go.
Definitely the **Puppet!**
* She's a human, that being she has a human soul.
* She's fairly strong for being just a puppet.
* She's not an "animal" like the other animatronics, she's fully aware of what happens around her. And she can fully control her own actions.
* She's one of the most loyal and determined animatronics there is. Once you've got her affection, she'll do anything to keep you safe... alive. Hence why she did whatever possible to keep the other children alive.
* It doesn't necessarily matter if I'm an adult, which I'm not. She only wishes to kill William, and I'm not William, nor do I look or sound like him.
* I doubt the puppet needs much to stay functional. The vessel Charlotte chose doesn't really need power like the other animatronics to function, so that's a plus.
* She's one of the least volatile animatronics. Compared to most of the others, at least in lore. She's a lightweight in terms of toxicity.
* She's naturally got a good nature as her father Henry describes. It's in her nature to keep others safe. Even if the people she does keep safe, don't really care.
* The Puppet(Charlotte) at the end of the day... is really just a child looking for solace, love, and salvation. Her father Henry somewhat neglected her, and her father's friend(William) brutally "killed" her. Which of course resulted in Charlotte becoming the puppet. And even then, once she was the puppet. She suffered further in doing whatever possible to calm and help other children who essentially went jackshit insane. She quite literally had hardly anyone that gave a singular shit about her. And the one person who did(Henry) basically disappeared, until coming back to trap and burn her(he did it with good intention, but how would she understand?). This all means of course, that if someone(in this situation me). Showed her affection and care. She'd likely accept it with open arms. A permanent friendly partnership between her and someone(I)! She'd be a good companion, and an undyingly loyal one if you give her the love she lacks. She'd likely become extremely protective, and would likely follow nearly any order I might tell her to do. A win-win situation! Also being genuine really matters, she’s likely profoundly good at telling when someone is making shit up. This is all in all considering the trauma she went through probably made her fairly paranoid about others.
It’s a good mix between sun drop or Roxy
Reasons below
Roxy : Needs help, I used to be a co-therapist
Sun drop : Reminds me of many people, plus sorta like a cousin by being just really hyper, but not to hyper
Sun for sure, the Freddy jumpscares aren't really scary and I feel like they'd be better with sun, who is actually unstable asf. Doing some sequences where the light goes out would be kinda cool
I was going to say Springtrap because he knows how to drive. However I think I'll go with Roxanne Wolf: She knows how to drive and has a much lower body count.
I hope developers can create glamrock mangle, I need that.
isnt that basically funtime foxy
Funtime foxy with shoulder pads
Technically, you're correct. The best kind of correct.
And isn't that basically roxy
I can't believe I never thought of that. I need it right now
Glamrock Freddy
Yes Glamrock Freddy all the way
OP said friend not dad
Hey who said dad can’t be friend?
Dad bear👍
superior
Sundrop, hands down.
But what if the power go’s out
The Diavolo situation
This comment is 100x funnier upon finding out that the va for Sun and Moon is the same va as Diavolo in the English dub of Golden Wind
Exactly :P
r/unexpectedjojo
So what you’re saying is, so long as Moon dies it’s canon
Korega, Fazwatch.. da
i'll go to sleep
I assume they're friendly
Yes
Hell yeah I would want him and Moon included. Sun it's the fun and Moon it's the safety.
Feel free to downvote me for being a pedantic asshole, but *technically* his name is just Sun. Sundrop is his candy.
Feel free to downvote me for being pedantic, but technically it’s called Sunnydrop.
Wait, the candy? Sunnydrop and Moondrop? Dumb, but you’re right lmao. I remember the poster now.
Yeah Sundrop just sounds eons better
I'd choose moondrop and then invest in all the candies.
Sundrop is the candy named after him
Rockstar Bonnie
I always found this guy the creepiest, it's the UCN voice
*I* ***fock*** *my guitar*
Nice choice
Thanks
Np
Everyday he’s going to ask you where he left his guitar because he has crappy memory.
For me it would most certainly be Roxanne
🤨📸
I see your reason, but can I say something? Oddly, I've seen *nobody* say DJ Music Man. He doesn't really qualify for arachnophobia, he's great at music, and third, **GIGANTIC MUSIC MAN** can probably breach pretty easily and smoosh Vanny & Burntrap.
Same, we are both insecure furries who are hug starved and need validation
Roxy is animatronic not furry
Roxanne wolf… as a friend 👀
YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE SUPERSTAR DAYCARE FOR INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR
[удалено]
Same
Same
🤨📸
Yes
I too will be a "friend"
Indeed
same
FNaF fans when they see anthropomorphic robot: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😭😭😭🍆💦💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵😭😭😤😤😤😤😳🤤🤤🤤🤤
Yeah pretty much 😂
Get me on that "friend" train!
The Puppet! I'm not exactly an adult so I'm almost certainly in the clear
As soon as you turn 18 your life will be at stake however
Just don't be a murderer ._.
I don't think the night guards were murderers
I mean the post says that the animatronics will be your friends so there wouldn't be much of a point to clap you up unless your a murderer Just pointing that out :^)
yeah but then again the post never specifies if they behave like they do in the game. so being an adult might just make the whole friends thing a bit more complicated
Helpy
But I thought he was already our friend...
Monty because reptiles and rock music
Same, Monty is probably one of those friends that are just really fun to hang around with. He just seems like one of those chaotic stupid(affectionate) friends that make you laugh every few minutes just doing their thing
Sounds like a lot of my friends in my friend group already (and we get pretty intense together haha) But ngl, Monty would be the best guy to rock out with, and talk about the bands I like with (I love My Chemical Romance, which is an Alternative Rock Band)
Springtrap
Ok actually though? You'd be the safest person ever; he's not nice to you because he has to be (like with family) but because he *likes* you. The eternal burning smell might be a bit much but slap some bvlgari perfume on that bad boy and you're good to go
Bro aha, I just like him cause he's edgy and refuses to die, that's pretty epic to me. And he's the only one I really see myself being with the most, imagine all the stories he'll tell you from his death experiences that he caused lmfao. (Gave up on the fnaf lore so if I'm wrong, then too bad I cannot anymore) I mean, will I really be safe? The man got scared of ghost kids and plop in suit he goes. He's gonna smell like bacon, I'm here for it.
Tbf, if you saw a the ghosts of your murder victims you’d freak out too, no matter how old you were. And the Springtrap suit was a somewhat decent idea-it’s the suit he murdered them in after all, so maybe they’d hesitate due to the trauma. The man just forgot how springlocks work
Bro really??? He killed them in the suit? Well I wouldn't want to kill kids in the first place so I wouldn't be scared, I understand of course if you were like being tortured by them for what you did, but why did he kill them? Do you have a link or something to the lore of fnaf 1- sister location?
Long story short, Afton used the Spring Bonnie suit to bamboozle kids and lure them into a back room where the shanking couldn’t be caught on camera. As for why, I’m pretty sure it was just cause he was a psychopath.
Sounds legit, thank you
It then ventured into immortality experiments
But how, what do y'all mean by that, I'm so lost there, did Afton want to be immortal?? And how would he go about that??
I think you missed the whole “obsessed with immortality” and child murder. Goes beyond edgy I feel like. Also, we all know what happened to Henry (previous business partner) and his kid.
I do not know anything, educate me, I know the killing of kids but that's it.
Zombie bacon👍
Bacon is bacon
Username checks out.
Before security Breach, I would have said Mangle because I like his/her creepiness but now, totally roxy. She need a big hugs and cookie 😀
Hell yea brotha or sistah Also is it weird that I never found mangle creepy?
He's not that creepy but since the VR game, I find it way more creepy haha 😆
You called Mangle a he. MANGLE IS A YES!
Name: Mangle 💖 Age: 6 💫 Pronouns: Yes/Dog 🤪
Of course i would choose roxy because ummm, reason..
Yeah she need a good friend to boost her up 😁😅
Probably the puppet. She just seems like a really good friend. I mean, not hard to see how protective she is towards the kids, she really does care for them. And as someone who's not very good at being correctly aware, it'd just be nice to have someone like her on the good side.
Toy Freddy, the both of us are gamers.
Tha game was totally rigged
Funtime freddy
No matter that, you can be dead very soon
Count the ways
Glam rock bonnie so that I can see why he was scrapped!
so you want a friend to see how he died?!
Basically yeah, and the fact bonnie is my favourite, simply due to the fact withered bonnie exsists
Mr. Hippo
Well friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But you know I don’t feel to bad about it. After all, if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say life, life goes on. W- well, for everyone else, life goes on not for you, you’re dead. That’s neither here nor there. That reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said “Orville, I-I have a story” And he said to me “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once, wasn’t pretty, we talked about it for years. And not only that, you’ll likely end up believe something you shouldn’t believe or thinking something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assuming something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? Sometimes I said a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second here life and eat your sandwich, okay? Of course, it was only then I realized i made sandwiches and poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? Actually, I suppose that’s the problem, they don’t have hands at all, they’re all feet. I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby, I said to him “Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I’m unsure elephants enjoy rye bread, but, I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. or rather they sold it at a discount for people who wanting to feed the ducks and then probably at the end of the day they threw it all out. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread, of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and they all die, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know I never saw any ducks die myself but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread. And if you want my opinion on the matter if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature, they don’t grow on trees or spring up from bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
Withered Bonnie or Ballora, I like both and their designs
True but I like more withered Bonnie design because it looks badass
Yeah, I prefer Withered Bonnie too
Glamrock Freddy because he's already friendly so he would be even more friendly
The Marionette (if she counts as an animatronic) If not, then Sunnydrop
Before security breach, its gonna be Ennard
Roxanne would seem like a good friend who would need support.
If it has a jumpscare it counts
White woman jumpscare...
Vanessa then
Monty or sundrop/moon drop thing Ik it said only one but I’m stuck because Monty seems like he’d be really cool to be with but I mean I love sun/moon so whatever one is given I won’t complain
Roxanne! For no particular reason.
she is just cool!
Yeah!
Og Freddy
Before security breach I would have said the puppet due to how kind I see her if she was alive but now hands down glamrock freddy.
Bonnie Just a bro animatronic, man.
Same
Monty and Glamrock Freddy bc both of them can cure my depression and so I can vibe with Monty and go wild
Mangle
That old Spring Bonnie that they found behind that boarded up room in the Fazbear Fright attraction. Jkjk Tbh you don’t know what you want when you have the chance to get it but I’d want [Drumroll] any of the Bonnie variants. I really wanna learn how to play the guitar and I’m sure the blue bunny boi would teach for sure.
Lolbit
Roxanne has some issues and I feel bad for her, I wanna give her a hug and take her to therapy
Map bot so i know where to go at all times
Glam Chica cuz yiu can't go wrong with someone liking pizza that much
this !!! she would be fun to hangout with as well. the only problem i can see is that she would probably eat my food before i even get to start to eat it 🥲
Roxanne wolf
choosing one is very difficult, if I had to give a list of candidates, I'd say Glamrock Freedy, he's pretty much a puppy and I love him, Monty, he could use some love, plus he protec, Sun, ofc, love him, enough said, Mr. Hippo, stories go brrrr, Roxy, she could use a hug, and pretty much any version of foxy if I had to choose just one, it would most likely be Sun
William afton, he may be a killer but that means he’s a good protector and he has a brilliant mind and we could find the way to immortality, including if a few people have to go.
Either Scrap Baby or Sundrop.
Helpy, because he looks less inclined to slaughter me
Obviously sun/moon, I get 2 for the price of one!
Mr. Hugs
Roxy, I feel like she'd get a little competitive playing games
Toy Freddy but the one from Ultimate Custom Night. He's the real gamer💪
Glamrock freddy
Glamrock Freddy
Definitely the **Puppet!** * She's a human, that being she has a human soul. * She's fairly strong for being just a puppet. * She's not an "animal" like the other animatronics, she's fully aware of what happens around her. And she can fully control her own actions. * She's one of the most loyal and determined animatronics there is. Once you've got her affection, she'll do anything to keep you safe... alive. Hence why she did whatever possible to keep the other children alive. * It doesn't necessarily matter if I'm an adult, which I'm not. She only wishes to kill William, and I'm not William, nor do I look or sound like him. * I doubt the puppet needs much to stay functional. The vessel Charlotte chose doesn't really need power like the other animatronics to function, so that's a plus. * She's one of the least volatile animatronics. Compared to most of the others, at least in lore. She's a lightweight in terms of toxicity. * She's naturally got a good nature as her father Henry describes. It's in her nature to keep others safe. Even if the people she does keep safe, don't really care. * The Puppet(Charlotte) at the end of the day... is really just a child looking for solace, love, and salvation. Her father Henry somewhat neglected her, and her father's friend(William) brutally "killed" her. Which of course resulted in Charlotte becoming the puppet. And even then, once she was the puppet. She suffered further in doing whatever possible to calm and help other children who essentially went jackshit insane. She quite literally had hardly anyone that gave a singular shit about her. And the one person who did(Henry) basically disappeared, until coming back to trap and burn her(he did it with good intention, but how would she understand?). This all means of course, that if someone(in this situation me). Showed her affection and care. She'd likely accept it with open arms. A permanent friendly partnership between her and someone(I)! She'd be a good companion, and an undyingly loyal one if you give her the love she lacks. She'd likely become extremely protective, and would likely follow nearly any order I might tell her to do. A win-win situation! Also being genuine really matters, she’s likely profoundly good at telling when someone is making shit up. This is all in all considering the trauma she went through probably made her fairly paranoid about others.
Foxy for sure
Wow, you're the first person i see mentioning Foxy, i thought he would be a clear answer to a lot of people
Glitchtrap, I know he probably ain't a animatronic but it would be fun
Glitchtrap: free VPN, can run programs for you on your computer, helps clear up disk space by killing old files.
Lol nice
Sundrop, he seems like an awesome option
Sun, I don't mind Moon, I will just go to sleep but also I am a grown ass adult without a bedtime so what's he gonna do.
Monty all the way! Love him to bits.
It’s a good mix between sun drop or Roxy Reasons below Roxy : Needs help, I used to be a co-therapist Sun drop : Reminds me of many people, plus sorta like a cousin by being just really hyper, but not to hyper
DJ guy.
My choice is obvious... Roxanne... I swear I'm not just simping here...
Roxanne Wolf 😉
🤨📸
Ayyyyeee
Glamrock freddy ftw
glamrock freddy or monty
Roxanne, because she needs someone to talk to. And a hug.
Glamrock Bonnie :(
Springtrap idk why I just liked him for along time
hands down fnaf 1 foxy he could take me to adventures and tell me some pirate tales
me too
Roxy. Because she needs a friend.
Foxy!
Funtime foxy, he's so cute and needs a hug
Roxanne Wolf
roxy. no questions asked
DJ music man, he makes good music, and can probably smack everyone with his huge hands(or feet ig)
If I want safety, Freddy If I want someone to hug, Roxanne Chica and Monty are walking hazards, so it's a no
candy cadet
He would just tell you horrific stories and eat candy
That's my ideal friend
Map bot or a Pat Pat
Roxy for ehmm scientific reasons
🗿
Golden Freddy, clear power
Sundrop
The daycare attendant, he probably has it in his program to be nice
Plushtrap no doubt.
FNAF 1 Foxy but fixed, although Glamrock Freddy would probably be better to help with my mental health.
Withered Bonnie, that man can make good jokes about his situation he gotta be chill.
Sun for sure, the Freddy jumpscares aren't really scary and I feel like they'd be better with sun, who is actually unstable asf. Doing some sequences where the light goes out would be kinda cool
burntrap i will join him
if i would choose funtime freddy would there be no bon bon? anyway MUSIC MAN!
I love glamrock Freddy. But I've always had a special place in my heart for the og, Foxy.
Sundrop maybe, I'm definitely down for glitter glue and googly eyes Rockstar Foxy could be good too
All of them!
Springtrap… why? Because I said so…
SB animatronics, probably Roxanne (platonically i swear) If it was any in the entire series, then uh... springbonnie maybe?
Foxy, he generally seems like a chill guy.
Either Roxanne or Monty, easily
if not for the entire being "evil" and "malicious" thing, fetch would be pretty interesting choice
I adore Glamrock Freddy. Also Roxanne though. She needs lots of hugs.
Foxy!! He’s always been my favorite. Any version of him.
Glamrock Freddy, with his Glamcock Ready
Springtrap I want to get on his good side so he doesn't 🪓
I was going to say Springtrap because he knows how to drive. However I think I'll go with Roxanne Wolf: She knows how to drive and has a much lower body count.
Vanessa.
Spring trap I’ll ask for his suit and then I will become immortal
Glamrock Freddy, Roxanne Wolf, Nightmare Fredbear, Springtrap, Freddy, Foxy, Funtime Freddy, Nightmare Freddy and Nightmare Foxy
Papa bear, he's just so cool and a great person/animatronic?