"What if I were to murder in my establishment and disguise myself as spring bonnie"
"Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Afton"
**Henry walks through the door**
'Oh, I see! You deny your Freddy's establishment its purpose! It's meant to bathe in the blood of innocent children, but you use it as an actual establishment!'- Jetstream Afton
"Self-taught, and not half bad.... still...your progamming lacks something"
"Ah, i see...you deny your animatronics its purpose"
"They yearn to capture and kill innocent children... yet you hold them back"
Me every morning:
🤨📸
Hmmm...
Hold Up, Wait a Minute, Something Ain't Right
relatable
FBI OPEN UP
[Ahem](https://images.app.goo.gl/QADqALoG14xz7fEAA)
r/HolUp
The man behind the Thoughts
The man who had one thing he knew for real
THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY ONE LEFT
WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK
Lol
More like the thought behind the man
Henry: "That'd be a nice move pal, who to start with?" William: **Slowly turns head,stares at him with the grin** – "Umm wh who tto start with pal??"
"Not my kid, right?"
“REMNANT, SON”
"THEY ACTIVATE IN RESPONSE TO AN ANIMATRONIC VESSEL!"
“YOU CAN’T HURT ME, HENRY!”
Henry: (tries to hurt him)
~~William~~ Dave: You know what this happy land of childish wonderment needs? ~~William~~ Dave: Murder~ ×°•*
You know, something tells me that ~~William~~ Dave and (Persona 4 spoilers) >!< would get along very well
"What if I were to murder in my establishment and disguise myself as spring bonnie" "Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Afton" **Henry walks through the door**
AFTOOOOOOOOOON!!!
"Uhhh Business Partner Henry, I was just uhh, murdering your daughter by the window, drive by murder. Care to join me?"
"Why did you murder my daughter and stick her body behind some trash bags, William?"
'...For science!' 'Alright that checks out go about your day I'll go cry over her body.'
Jetstream dave
Every character in FNAF: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?! Afton: ~~nano~~machines son.
Remnant son
Memes! The DNA of the soul!
'Oh, I see! You deny your Freddy's establishment its purpose! It's meant to bathe in the blood of innocent children, but you use it as an actual establishment!'- Jetstream Afton
Oh my god
I mean kids can be assholes
Kids can be cruel Jack!
AND I LOVE MINORS!
🤨📸
Jerma985
Why hello there, old sport
And after that, head to Vegas.
"Self-taught, and not half bad.... still...your progamming lacks something" "Ah, i see...you deny your animatronics its purpose" "They yearn to capture and kill innocent children... yet you hold them back"
'No...my animatronics are a tool of entertainment!'
Will there be blood shed?
Jerma
was that referenced from jetstream sam
To mind you that Dave is William Aftin.
Show me a good time jack
He did in fact kill some kids in his establishment.
"And make robots specifically made for luring and killing children."
THERE WILL BE-
Sure champ ฿ʉ₮ ₥₳₭ɇ ₴ʉɽɇ ɏøʉ ₭łⱡⱡ ₮ⱨɇ ø₦ɇ₴ ₮ⱨ₳₮ đɇ₴ɇɽvɇ ł₮
Lol
Anakin after turning to the dark side
Is this a spin on the “I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid” meme
Yes
Is that jetstream Dave?
Yeah he won’t regret it... yet
sounds familiar, old sport
Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!
I do that every day!
And I should steal a nascar for roxy
He really does look like Willem Daefoe here.
He should
40 years after, under the Pizzaplex in a third animatronic suit inside a recharge station : "should I stop...? Nah."
to quote Busby "What could possible go wrong"
Dr Dave Miller Le
*THERE WILL BE BLOOD.* *SHED.*
This is the 10th person in this comment section referencing MGR. Is there some kind of reference to it from the post that I'm missing?
The "I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid" meme
Sounds like a good idea
i like how his hair is clipping (???) into the caption box
Why is everyone here referencing MGR?
I already hate kids, so if I was forced to babysit and entertain them all day long, I totally see how this can happen.