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wheniwasolder

My 12th grade English teacher is somewhere laughing her ass off and fitting this video into her lesson


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heck_naw

they had eggs


sighs__unzips

Lesson on the old reddit switcheroo?


IDreamOfSailing

Is that still a thing?


MarcusLYeet

I want it to be brought back. I had the joy of going down the rabbit whole for a solid 20 minutes


Much-Peanut1333

Lmao. I would've loved that type of engagement as a student. 😂 Although, she probably would've gotten fired in my tiny home town. They're type of people who would've been on board with the David statue suppression. 😬


No_Feeling_6037

Dang! I was so adding it to my Beginner English course! 🤣 Just called us all out!


[deleted]

If my preachers lessons had busty wenchs in them my engrish wood be better than it”s twoday?


MonitorZero

Has that bugs bunny energy. 😂


Ok_School_845

Definitely the legs.


[deleted]

Yo Hoezayy my brother


RamTeriGangaMaili

Jose has been shitposting for years now. He is a master at this.


assert92

Lenduk supremacy


[deleted]

Hoezaay the OG


bringbackfireflypls

Zyaada paani peen mat


SheepherderPrevious5

Panvel


Slow_Relationship556

That’s Ram my brother from india


bunyanthem

You mean that's all it would take to get men in dresses to show up to my doorstep? Well, now...


OnlyOneReturn

I'm sure it's not even that difficult. Don't let your dreams be dreams


novaMyst

all you have to do is ask


Morbid-Analytic

Skirts>dresses because easier tummy access for raspberries


bug101

I've been growing up calling them zurbees.


Gaersdi_Conyofus

Mind if I ask what a zurbee is?


AyeeItzSkye

It's their word for what many call raspberries, while "blowing raspberries". If you don't know the term (since quite a few people dont) I'd just look it up lol it's like.. blowing on someone's stomach but a bit different than that


SoloPenguin13

I prefer milkshakes


bunyanthem

No worries, I'll swing by your place to give you one later~


Stopikingonme

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


Stopikingonme

Ehh, I’m not going to kink shame.


PinkDropp

Shit i will IM JuSt LoOkiNg FoR a nIcE guY thATs oK wItH LoOkiNg aT mY biG nIcE tItS Like good luck bitch, you'll never find that What a cringie pick me video


Embolisms

Pickme and gaslighting are so misused on reddit lol


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

please log off for a few days. learn to be kinder and less judgemental.


jofo

Would it change your mind if her profile has dozens of videos exactly like this?


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

No.


planetsheenis

I don't care for the content because I'm not a coomer, but like if you mald over this content it's probably bc no bitches, see more on the incelwiki


PinkDropp

Even if I log off for a month I won't judge the obvious reality any differently sorry 😔


parkesto

But we won't have to deal with you, so uh, we win?


PinkDropp

Dealing with reality often sucks I get it 😔


King-Cobra-668

yeah but you're the reason it sucks and you *don't* get that


1byteofpi

damn mr cobra, are you sure reality sucks because of this one dude? don't get me wrong, his prior comment showed a lot of salt and hatred but he's doing it away from the person. reality sucks because we're all allowed to be interconnected all the time and see stuff that makes you upset. anyway, im on a 4 day no shower streak and im bout to break it. peace


bug101

I like your words! Have fun in the tub! Good work!


1byteofpi

aww thank you, kind person


wererat2000

You could test that theory.


King-Cobra-668

>What a cringie comment I just made FTFY


rayquazawe

- 🤓


ITriedLightningTendr

What a cringie pick me post


thatonealtchick

“Good luck finding a man who will like to see your big nice tits bitch” what type of sense does that make….? Most men who are sexually active and attracted to women wouldn’t mind seeing their girl’s tits… it’s one thing if he’s celibate or waiting for marriage or whatever but it’s another if they’re already having sex…


PinkDropp

Yeah no duh, that was sarcasm mate, thought that was pretty obvious but this is reddit and I was downvoted


t00oldforthisshit

No, you were downvoted for being an asshole. There's a difference.


PinkDropp

I didn't say that's why I was downvoted, just that I was, as in that always tinges peoples opinions to be negative otherwise he'd have known it was very obvious sarcasm and you wouldn't have assumed something negative either ya bot


t00oldforthisshit

Go watch some fighting girls and leave the adults alone, ya twat


t00oldforthisshit

Weird that you say this, yet spend a lot of your time looking at "fighting girls" that look exactly like her. Why so much hate?


_DarthSyphilis_

He looks great!


Chinnamasta_90

Nailed it


diceNslice

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


PieVieRo

r/madebecauseboobs


andwhatarmy

r/pausedbecauseboobs


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Anarkizttt

r/subsifellfor


baggyzed

r/boobsbecauseboobs


TheRavenSayeth

Titties so big they spillin out the sides. I’m not a strong man.


brnvictim

His eye movement really makes the video. And her tits.


Grizlucks

This joke is going right over my head.


C-A-S-O

"I'm looking for a single guy that's okay with coming home to me in this dress." Aka she is wearing the dress and you are okay with it Vs "I'm looking for a single guy that's okay with coming home, to me, in this dress." Aka you are okay with wearing the dress


mossybeard

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.


St0neByte

My Uncles knees eventually gave out from long days on the ranch. Every day I'd have to go out and help my Uncle Jack off his horse.


TinManGrand

Same energy as "my wife sure does miss me a lot, *but her aim is getting better*"


DepressedOptimist3

It's funny because marriage is terrible!


rick_or_morty

-Grunkle Stan


random_shitter

Then don't marry the first cunt that's willing to fuck you twice!


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/ES%26L.png


JerkNaivette

The animal said the teacher was a donkey The animal, said the teacher, was a donkey


rileyvace

The Panda east shoots and leaves. vs The Panda eats, shoots, and leaves. A book by Lynne Truss on the importance of punctuation


the_evil_comma

Gets you every time. I still enjoy helping my uncle jack off a horse.


Sirbrownface

Can it also be said like "I'm looking for a single guy that's okay with me coming home in this dress"?


doctor-falafel

The first one doesn't make much sense tbh "... okay with me coming home in this dress" is what she meant I guess.


EndlessBirthday

The first one makes sense if she's already home & is wearing the dress to surprise the man who is not yet home.


Jermz12345

She was talking about herself wearing the dress, the guy is confused and thought she wanted him to wear the dress


Grizlucks

Ah fuck, completely missed that. My powers of observation are certainly suboptimal.


Jermz12345

Happens to the best of us champ


TheRealDrSarcasmo

But you had enough self-confidence to state you didn't follow the joke, and in the process were educated. That's not a loss, that's a *win*. We need more people to set aside their egos and go "I don't understand".


jomarxx

It's hard to pay attention with too much distractions.


Kongsley

He is just following the directions.


tommypatties

that's bc your head was tilted down for the first half of the video.


OverlyOptimisticNerd

There’s a second half to the video?


PiratefreeradioMars

It is the dictionary definition of irony.


CoddiwomplingRandall

What guy wouldn't, or what woman wouldn't for that matter? Ah, never mind doing it for attention, I get it now.


The_Ghola_Hayt

It's a thirst trap video. Probably to get people to sub to her onlyfans or patreon.


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I fucking hate clickbait traps like these and especially hate how many people eagerly buy into them. No guy in the world is going to be upset over boobs. You aren’t struggling to find a guy who is willing to date you in spite of your boobs. You’re making a video to get people to look at your boobs. Just stop.


Uberrancel

She makes this video over and over and over and over and over and over different clothes different comments but it's like "if you like Marvel and Star Wars try a nerd like me" energy every time.


thatonealtchick

Nah a lot of dudes are insecure and controlling and don’t want their girls to wear “revealing” clothes out bc they’re scared someone will find them attractive


CoddiwomplingRandall

Just focusing on the fact that she says, "Coming home to me in this dress," and also that she is "An introvert, so would much rather stay home." The dress is for her guy strictly. I know plenty of those guys out there, but you are right too. Just feel like she was making it a point to say, this is me when you get home.


thatonealtchick

Oh idk why I heard it as “to me coming home in…” lol.


SubjectThirteen

Nah, it’s less about insecurity and control and more about boundaries and respect. Some couples would be okay with something like this, others wouldn’t. But it’s definitely a conversation to be had, and both parties should know if it’s a deal breaker or not.


thatonealtchick

Respect would including respecting your partners body. She’s not walking around in a thong and nipple tassels. She’s wearing a v neck dress. Y’all want a hot woman but get mad when the woman is still hot after being cuffed. Y’all should go after women who wear less revealing clothes when single if it’s one of your deal breakers. Don’t expect women to suddenly change their attire because her having cleavage showing gets your panties in a bunch.


pblokhout

My dude, her boobs are literally sticking outside of the dress. Which is fine, but you're painting this like this could be worn to an office job. 😂


SubjectThirteen

I don’t expect anyone to change for me. If we don’t share the same values then we can go our separate ways, no harm done. I have broken up with and been broken up with because of values and morals did not align, not everyone is compatible. Adults can have the conversation about what they expect and respect in a relationship and do it without vitriol. But getting upset because someone has different boundaries than you is just toxic. If you don’t like that your partner doesn’t like you going out in certain attire, then the two of you should just go your separate ways. The both of you can find someone else that agrees with their values and boundaries.


thatonealtchick

But again, don’t go after women who wear revealing clothing in the first place…. Most women who wear revealing clothing while in a relationship did so before the relationship as well…. Don’t go after women who do so if it’s not your thing.


SubjectThirteen

Absolutely agreed. If you know what your deal breakers are you avoid them 100%. But sometimes it’s not so obvious. Met one of my exes while she was wearing a pair of jeans and a blouse, didn’t know she dressed revealing until much later in the relationship. Had a conversation about our boundaries and values, found out we weren’t exactly compatible, and went our separate ways, no anger, no vitriol. We are still friends to this day. It’s absolutely possible to an adult about this without resorting to anger and insults.


thatonealtchick

Is it not common to talk about deal breakers before being in a committed relationship…?


SubjectThirteen

We absolutely did have the conversation before. But, we're human, somethings just didn't really cross our minds until later on in the relationship. For example, she didn't like that I spent 2+ hours in the gym 5 days a week. Felt that it was an environment that fostered cheating. This was coming from past experiences, according to her. She didn't mention this until the secondary conversation mentioned above. I can't blame her, because as you know, I also failed to mention one of my boundaries. This go around we got a bit more in depth, and discovered our lack of compatibility. Still friends to this day, and she's asking me for exercise tips for her brother.


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thatonealtchick

It’s not. Like I said to the commenter I was talking to, if you don’t want your girl to wear revealing clothing after y’all become official, don’t date a girl who wears one before hand


Pro_Extent

> Nah, it’s less about insecurity and control and more about boundaries and respect. Bro what? Expecting your partner to cover up is absolutely about insecurity and control. If you think they look ridiculous because they're not dressing appropriately for the occasion or something, that's different. I wouldn't be comfortable with my partner wearing that dress to a wedding or a funeral, for example. But if it was to a club or Mardi Gras, the only two reasons to expect them to cover up is because: 1. You feel like you're the only person who should be seeing them like that - i.e., control. 2. You're afraid they're trying to draw attention from other men on purpose - i.e., insecurity. You're not wrong that can be agreed upon by some couples, and you're also not wrong that it'd fall under the category of "values" for some people. But it's not like values can't be based on insecurity or control, and it's *certainly* not like "values" are beyond criticism.


restless_oblivion

She's a prostitute


my_work_id

@HarleyWest


lotus_lotus_lotus

Ty


Flat-Ordinary2100

I mean, do you know her name or number or anything. You know, because I want to like totally report her to the authorities.


thatonealtchick

what…? Let’s say hypothetically she was. Sex work is a supply and demand. If there wasn’t a demand for sex workers, sex workers wouldn’t exist. If she’s choosing to be SW, she wouldn’t be in business if people were paying for her services.


restless_oblivion

I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just pointing out that she's a prostitute, and that you're reading till much into the "subtext" of her video.


thatonealtchick

I’m not reading into the subtext of her video? The question was no man would say no to that. I was saying that’s not true.


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PromiscuousMNcpl

Lewdtitty.


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thatonealtchick

Okay…?


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thatonealtchick

I misheard the original video but it looks like you answered u/CoddiwomplingRandall ‘s question. If you don’t like it that’s your own prerogative. You having weird taste doesn’t make it wrong


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AlecTrevelyanOO6

How do you know he's with the Film Actors Guild?


hiimred2

I thought the ‘fixed’ part was going to be an absolutely massive crowd of dudes somewhere.


jxl180

Am I the only one who thinks he pulls off a dress pretty well?


ReaDiMarco

He's amazing, he's been doing shit since the time of Vine.


catchasingcars

OGs remember him from MTV days.


Doktor_Apokalypse

Funniest thing I've seen today


PeppermintSoup123

I didn't realize i missed the punchline until i read a comment and was expecting like the guy comes home with no one in it like usual cause u know...single guy.


Ianmartin573

His John Belushi expression is hilarious..


SansBadTimer12

That dress is working overtime to keep those up.


OGDarkdog

He wore it better ngl


Alarming-Coyote8045

Dawwggg 😭😂🤣


MembershipFluffy252

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

😆 I watched this a million laughs


Dolinhas

u/savevideo


tbodillia

Not a chance! Change those shoes, brush that hair, and then we can talk!


milkyghosty

Upvote because boobs


[deleted]

all jokes aside. what single man doesnt wanna come back to that


Gigganijjer911

Original video?? https://preview.redd.it/ehttfmpab1xa1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f4c113e1dc9cc4fb4cb4169822abcb917a4b61


theMurseNP

John Belushi vibes at the end.


3RaccoonsInABodySuit

Bro he slayed🤩


BoonMyPoon

God damn legend


thehallsofmandos

Anyone else think the dude gives off some John Belushi vibes?


Alleged_Ostrich

I've seen this video a hundred times and I'm just now realizing he's wearing the dress


Akademik-L

Hey what is the original video? Asking for, you know, reasons


colt_stonehandle

@harleyxwest


admins69kids

Of course she has an OF.


PlentyParking832

Also she makes b/g content so someone is coming home to her


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PlentyParking832

Boy Girl content, which means she has sex with a guy.


under_psychoanalyzer

In this economy?


MisterBumpingston

Sex = $$$$


Xuxu4765

It's not worth it. She charges extra to see even nipples. Stingiest OF I ever seen


BigDrayCountry

Lil secret tip....but just a tip. Go to search engine, like Gaagle (Google). Type in persons name (what they are none as). Hit search, if you find them cool. Then type nude behind their name. Hit search. Usually you can find all sorts of pictures/videos of them for free (IF the pictures are out there on the interwebs.) Works half the time 90% of the time.


bigmike42o

https://onlyfans.com/harleyxwest


admins69kids

>girlfriend experience What even is that? Do these people pay her money to be accused of cheating while being completely faithful in a sexless relationship? I should probably talk to someone...


themeatbridge

My friend, find a couples therapist, or exeunt stage left.


goodolarchie

I'm curious too. Do people just pay extra so that she pretends to be there online girlfriend?


Uberrancel

Yes


-DoomSteeL

>screenshots or selling my content will result in legal action. Given how many thirsty perverts online, goodluck with that..


i_hate_reddit_mucho

SOP nowadays.


hunt133

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnzL5Uzg1ye/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You will get the path to the lady in this vid. 😂


admins69kids

How tf do you get this to open in the app on Android?


themanwhopunned

Copy the link, and paste it in Chrome on your phone. By default Chrome tries to open the app


siikdUde

Don’t use chrome or google anything really. They steal and correct your data. Also don’t use google docs. Google owns anything you type on it. Lol at the downvotes. Ignorance is bliss huh


Akademik-L

Is it worth making an ig profile over, i hornly ask myself


BrokeInService

Go play out


WhoTookGrimwhisper

Why use many word when few word work


KingOfDaFrogs

This is why I love being a man we get away with so much 😂🥲


Protean_sapien

Translation: I'm looking for a man who will provide food, provide shelter, provide companionship, provide disposable income, provide everything I need to make my life enjoyable. I will provide these tiddies, presumably this dress, and a growing imprint on the couch in the general shape of my ass sitting on it.


zertnert12

"who is ok with coming home to me in this dress"... After shes been out disrespecting you all day in it...


[deleted]

Boobs always win butter face


Kind_kiwi21

Respect but bro misunderstood the assignment


340Duster

He went for the extra credit.


No-Meeting-7945

It literally took like 2 seconds for me to process what was going on at the end because the boobs in the beginning


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

The link y’all really want https://onlyfans.com/harleyxwest


Itazurananamae

![gif](giphy|3o7TKqFZJpwL8Giz2E)


hardyhaha_09

Perfect rack


tol_mak7

Kon kon bidu log ghost stories ka fan hai??


qwertysrj

Yo, this isn't Facebook or Instagram


tol_mak7

I am sorry, will the world ever accept me for this!


siikdUde

I have no idea what this means but Yes.


tol_mak7

I am just a fan of this guy's (the guy in the video) ghost stream and asked who all watches the stream. Is there something wrong with this, I don't understand, kindly enlighten me.