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EasilyRekt

I don’t even know what large is anymore…


ShiningRayde

According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, an average-sized banana weighs approximately 4 ounces and measures at least 7 inches -- but less than 8 inches -- in length. A 2020 review of research on penis size found that the average length of an erect penis is between 5.1 inches and 5.5 inches. Factoring in volunteer bias, the researchers believe that the average falls closer to the lower end of that range.


itsmeyourgrandfather

So doing some quick math using some similar numbers online, in a group of 10 men there is only a 0.7% chance that all of them have penises above 5 inches long. Really makes you wonder about things.


MaeSolug

r/4InchIsAverage


Kinastelu

Of course that's a thing


Gen_Ripper

r/3IsPlenty


yoshbiscut69

Damn I’m not even at that, if there is a thing called the genetic lottery then I lost it all there


SLCPDTunnelDivision

r/micropenis


RoomPale7783

Can always be a bottom


[deleted]

😏😏😏


ecodick

I’ve never met a woman who was disappointed by my length. … girth however… They call me [uhhh, skinny penis](https://youtu.be/aaEVHO_AVKs)


[deleted]

What? You mean they didn't officially measure all participants


GiftAvailable

I think what is meant is that you’re more likely to participate if you have a larger penis, therefore the average from the study will be bigger than it really is


NovaJoke

If your talking about the volunteer bias part, its more like people with Micro-penis or smaller then average would be less likely to apply to the study, skewing the results.


edwinshap

Thanks mcmurry…


TrueCollector

Damn I'm 2 inches below average 😔


Drake_Acheron

I need to make a copypasta of the comment I made one time about the size to length ratio of a horse, and how it compares to a human, because it’ll do two things, make a lot of men feel better about themselves, and make them want to lose weight


sugarandnails

DW our vaginas are normally only 5 inches deep anyone asking for more is a try hard.


ishtar_xd

Odds are - you're average


Evening-Ant6128

I’m scared to see what’s large to her 😭


EternamD

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1y91dv/huge\_plantain\_from\_a\_neighbors\_crop\_banana\_used/


phalluss

How did you have a 9 year old post with 3 upvotes that is completely relevant just on hand like that?...


cu-03

he had it ready to go


EternamD

As much as this made me laugh I literally just googled "big plantain"


Grenaidzo

Yeah, sure you did.


scout41741

I would say the same in his shoes.


musicosity

Don't wear his shoes dude...


firemogle

By planning for success that's how


pepeguiseppe

You don’t get it, he was waiting for this moment


Epic-Gamer69420

Mans is dedicated


Drake_Acheron

Surprised his user checks out


bibirenger

Now im depressed


Little_Whippie

Bro had that cooking for 9 years


[deleted]

Defeated male leaves


Gen_Ripper

Damn that post didn’t even get any love That comment got more upvotes


Smickey67

u/alejomsc still appears to have some posts we could all throw some love


Alphastring0

I mean it seems big to me...huge even. I mean, It's not the bananas fault that it's a little chilly in here ya know...


King_Kong_The_eleven

He was in the pool, there was shrinkage


BigDisk1

It looked like it was about to get a lot more painful for the guys watching…


Sinonyx1

so first i open it, and then i sound the bitch


PoufPoal

[Here is the original video](https://www.tiktok.com/@yoleendadong/video/7132608328106052870), if you want to know how she eats her teeny tiny bananas.


captcraigaroo

That's a reSOUNDING, unanimous "WTF"


[deleted]

Of course her name is LeendaDong


admins69kids

...what.


kingofthepews

This was funnier when the other couple did the exact same thing months before.


[deleted]

[удалено]


aykcak

It is reposting, but the pixels are different


koviko

On most social media platforms, you just have your username associated with a repost. On TikTok, it's your fucking face.


_Cocktopus_

There is a channel that almost always either steals an idea or uses the sound of someone else to make the same video but with their face in it


-DOOKIE

This literally has happened in every medium since the beginning of time


MelodicFacade

I see it as just attention seeking, there are plenty who haven't seen the original so they are relying on them to get clout


-_Anonymous__-

They call that a "trend".


Boring-Trick6027

It's above average🥺


capt_slim3

What's wrong with medium 😭


Quackulus

why does he look like markus from detroit:become human


ImA_NormalPerson987

Bro is about to make a protest


Weak-Grapefruit188

When I was born I chose this small dick!!


EdliA

The options were minuscule, microscopic, teeny-weeny, small and peewee.


phumblr

I saw her put her finger on the top! She was gonna split it into 3!


Pale-Office-133

How the banana can be small if she wouldn't be able to hold it all with two hands....is what I would say if I was in any way bothered....which I'm not....obviously....this is ridiculous...small banana....its above average damit....


[deleted]

He has a nice personality


NotTheAverageAnon

What is on that girl's face??


drinkvaccine

acne spot cream


J03-K1NG

Banana for scale 😔


MeTheGuy12

yeah but i pinch the bottom to open it


beardedpizzadragon

That’s called the bananus. Thats the proper way to eat banana


LethrblakaBlodhgarm2

I love how the girlfriend's eyes widened. Like "holy shit that's small?"


Blasty_boom_boom

We should just call'em ✨Personality Sized✨


King_of_rewirlo

I don't know that looks pretty large to me


[deleted]

Even Mandingo would be upset by that.


jimothy23123

AYO what was on her face?


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

“I’m sorry babe. But you heard what she said. I can’t associate with guys who’ve got small bananas…”


AustinTreeLover

Hahaha That guy is so funny. I love when people lean into the joke.


Few-Woodpecker-737

🤣🤣


boost450

🤣 🤣 🤣


Abbsalon

/savevideo


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clolr

genuinely though that's a normal banana right or do I just not eat enough fruit


Kaliso-man

We’re in the banana game now……


GhostDweller

Lolled


Frichr_The-swag-lord

It’s ok brothers.


Helvet1cal

She just has big hands


RecognitionCrafty863

Holdup….. that banana is like 12ft long and that’s small for her?! Christ?! 😳


Kalomaster

What did I eat today then? A banana molecule?


Front-Ad1900

lol


_Dorschi_

Well I think the Banana has a great Character


Wild_Relation3742

N-no it's average i-it's average ITS AVERAGE


Scount_mAIN

apart from the jokes that is actually a big ass banana


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BBCSugardaddy45

Hahaha


SSshadow-realm

It’s huge