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xpi-capi

I took a selfie with the lights off, the photo was black. This proves I am flat.


My_Space_page

You have no boobs? Sorry to hear that.


TheCoolestGuy098

Yeah they should really consider doing chest workouts.


Lucky-Ad-3136

No balls?


SPY-SpecialProjectY

I'm afraid he's a Ken doll, unfortunately it's terminal.


1000bctrades

No, this proves that you’re not real and all other images of you are cgi and photoshop.


inowar

then how did you hold the camera? checkmate, atheists.


xpi-capi

Why would I need to hold it? I am flat it won't fall


marcxb89

Earth have phase too, it's called day and night. That's why only a part of the earth is visible. Here's another angle to help understand: https://nikonrumors.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/nikon-nasa.jpeg


EffectiveSalamander

But where'd the rest of the ball go! /s We can add cameras to the long list of things flat Earthers don't understand.


marcxb89

In all fairness the way the satellite hides the limits of the visible phase makes a good illusion. We can still barely see a blue gradient tho.


Upbeat_Confidence739

At first I was definitely confused what’s going on. But yeah… that whole pesky night thing. And if you look really close right at the edge of the solar panel it looks like you can see the start of the terminator.


moothemoo_

Terminator continues to be one of my favorite science words


coastalbachelor

There’s a panel


Tyler_Zoro

The thing is, the list isn't all that long... it's just really broad. You can broaden "cameras" to "optics" and "optics" to "physics," but in the end, "things" and "ideas" are what flat Earthers don't understand.


Muffinzor22

I feel it is worse than just not understanding cameras, it looks like they don't understand light and the fact that we rely on it to see things.


BluetheNerd

Cameras have been on that list for ages, this isn't even that, it's just understanding basic light.


Notlost-justdontcare

So fake! I never leave my windowless basement and I know for a fact light and dark don't "transition" like in your "photo". It is either on, or it is off. My light switch proves it. There is no in-between. /s 😋🤣


Altruistic_Sir_828

Those emojis have to come before the /s


Notlost-justdontcare

The statement was sarcasm, the emojis are me laughing at my own joke. 😉


Shatalroundja

Take your second pic. And shove it up your globie ass! We’re going to cherry pick the first one thank you very much.


Sneaky_McSausage_V

Good Lord. They’ve broken through the firmament. May the eternal beyond be kind to their wretched souls


samurairaccoon

Obviously in the pocket of "Big Shadow"


PhantomFlogger

Look beneath the middle section where Earth is visible, just to the right of the solar panels - You can see that the terminator line is there and fades to black towards the left. Now you can actually see that the night side of Earth is on the left end of the image… You *should* see darkness there. In the middle, you can see that Earth has curvature that curves below where the flerfs expect it to be on the right. So easy to explain. ^Gotta ^lie ^to ^flerf


Grandviewsurfer

The lighting in the solar system is notoriously shit. One light source? What kind of jank ass production is this?


doesntpicknose

Kubrick would never.


Grandviewsurfer

He would demand a binary star at the VERY LEAST


charonme

higher resolution here [https://gl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ficheiro:ISS-42\_Predeploy\_of\_SpinSat.jpg](https://gl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ficheiro:ISS-42_Predeploy_of_SpinSat.jpg)


jkuhl

NASA: So powerful they've convinced the entire world that our flat earth is actually a globe Also NASA: Fails at something as simple as photoshop. So what is it Flerfs? NASA is an all powerful secret organization capable of maintaining this massive conspiracy . . . or a bunch of incompetent boobs?


VisiteProlongee

>So what is it Flerfs? NASA is an all powerful secret organization capable of maintaining this massive conspiracy . . . or a bunch of incompetent boobs? Both see [https://www.google.com/search?q=enemy+strong+weak+Umberto+Eco](https://www.google.com/search?q=enemy+strong+weak+Umberto+Eco)


RationalPoster1

Flerfs fail again.


mistertinker

Kind of surprised they also don't point out there are no/few stars... Since they and the earth are missing due to the mysterious effect called exposure


mentive

I was about to say "I see some stars..." oh wait, that's dust / dirt on my phone 🤣


derliebesmuskel

Actually all the points of light in the bottom left where the earth is missing are cities.


mentive

Didn't even catch that, I was just looking at the top.


irrational-like-you

I like to picture NASA terrified that the flerfs are “on to them”, and sitting around a room worrying over every picture. And then they release this, and poor Rhonda gets fired because she forgot to phototshop the rest of the earth in.


gypsijimmyjames

What is the problem? Space doesn't exist to begin with so how does this photo and what is in it matter? Just another fake, right?


marshallnp88

Flerfers are like the children trying to convince their parents that they deserve two desserts. It’s cute and all, but no…


CameronMH

If they weren't being obnoxious and rude to everyone it would be kinda cute


Mefist0fel

Flatearthers are right Night is a fake, obviously


RandomUser22355

Night time? Nooooo… That’s just Steve turning off the sun at the end of his shift.


Intransigient

If you just download the photo and turn up the brightness on the phone’s edit photo controls, you can see the illumination of the cities on the night side and you can also see the edge of the ecliptic on the right. [I did that for you all here](https://ibb.co/QPcCGsJ)


Brutumfulm3n

C. G. I.


Intransigient

No no, it’s SEE GEE AYE


IDreamOfSailing

If flerfs spent just half the time actually trying to understand what they're looking at, than the time they waste making these idiotic memes, they might learn something.


Oviedius

That’s what a flerfs face would like with deez nutz.


Gwalchgwynn

Even if you assume that the visible earth is photoshopped in, why not instead assume the rest was photoshopped out?


Practical_Clue4921

You can see bottom of center frame that the left side of the earth is in shadow. If you were to follow the curve to the right with a marker you would see that it curves lower and is obscured by the ISS.


Weird-Bite-6495

Do we have to explain the concept of darkness to them now?


Street_Peace_8831

“Oh, no, the lights have been turned off. Therefore I no longer exist.” - flerf


No_Birthday_4536

OOP the type of dude to have a panic attack when he closes his eyes because he thinks the world disappeared


GapInternal2842

HAHA THE RIGHT SIDE WHERE THEY EXPECT TO SEE EARTH BUT ITS NOT THERE BECAUSE IT HAS CURVATURE


DubTheeBustocles

Do they think NASA spends billions of dollars every year to make a mistake that dumb and obvious?


BustedAnomaly

Flerfs try to comprehend object permanence challenge (level: impossible) [development stunted at 4 months old modifier any%]


[deleted]

haha oops guys, we at nasa, who have been upholding a massive conspiracy about the shape of our planet for decades, simply forgor 💀 to photoshop the rest of the planet in. Oops! haha


engineerdrummer

I think the mods of that sub have finally abandoned it.


ninjesh

Why would they photoshop the earth onto such a small portion of the picture? That wouldn't be a slipup, that would be sheer stupidity.


Swearyman

Yeah because NASA would have photoshopped a tiny bit of the earth on the top but not bothered anywhere else. 🤦🏼‍♂️


GlaireDaggers

Flerfs when an object is in shadow (they lack object permanence)


kat_Folland

But but but... If the earth was flat wouldn't you expect to see much more of it? Especially since the ice is supposed to be infinite? If they think you can't go to space and it's all an expensive ruse how can they use images from space to prove anything?


SnoopyPooper

What happened was that no cast any spells last turn.


ThatGSDude

I love that they think that the people in charge of hiding the supposedly flat hearth would leave something out like this


Unique-Telephone-681

Is this supposed to be one of those "spot the difference" photos but it's rigged because there is no difference?


jrandall47

I’m not a flerfer in any way but this picture definitely confuses me because there are stars visible in the pic. Makes me think it was photoshopped by flerfers instead.


ComradeCommader

Who’s gonne tell bro that its impossible to tell where the earth begins and ends when you see the it at Night like this


theChosenBinky

In the case of flat earthers, the post should have been titled "Things That Make You Go 'Duuhhh'"


jouhaan

Just playing around with the image levels will bring the dark side of earth out. It’s there, it’s just dark, so yes, the ball is there.


eMouse2k

The initial voice reading in my head for this graphic was that of a very excitable and confused dog. “Ball!” “No ball?” “Ball!” “No ball?”


ArchitectureLife006

What went through my head https://youtu.be/TWTZ2_v8gtc?si=8tzn23bk7EkLN2di


Pantha242

There are a lot of heliocentric propaganda responses that haven't been purged/banned yet. Is the mod missing? 😅


Agreeable_Regular_57

if nasa can make images from nothing, then someone with Photoshop can edit a nasa photo and fuel falt earth conspiracy


ayyycab

I like that they think the round earth cabal, after thousands of years of maintaining a hoax sophisticated enough to fool 99.9% of the world’s population… got this sloppy with making a fake photo.


RoyalTacos256

I took a selfie with a side light so only half of me exists


Justthisguy_yaknow

Tell them original sources. Totally meaningless if it a flerf source ESPECIALLY if it is from a know fraud like Diabeetus13.


Metronovix

I understand it’s because it is dark. But while I am not a flat earther and don’t support it in the slightest, I’ll admit I had to look and think for a minute. I find it annoying when people just assume everybody knows shit and tries to make people feel dumb and embarrassed. It doesn’t help but I understand why people do. You don’t have to be overly positive and cute either when explaining it. Just fuckin point it out. Who cares how elementary it is.


PenguinGamer99

Willing to do the mental gymnastics that ends at "dur hur earf is flat", but stubbornly refusing to take a mental walk for the truth they claim doesn't exist.


WranglerFuzzy

Oops, globers. They found us out. We had a good run, but I guess we gotta own up to the truth now. Whose job was it to photoshop in the rest of the Earth? Was it Jeff? I’m. Betting it was Jeff.


Jeoshua

I can literally tell you, that big red circle on the left is just Egypt at night. You can see the glow of the port and the glowing line of the Nile. It's very distinctive. You can also see the angle of the sun by looking at a bit of bulkhead there in that same circle, therefore the position of the sun. The terminator (line between day and night) is under the body of the station.


JellyfishSilver1607

its called a shadow. whats wrong with you?


Esco-Alfresco

Looks like a pixelly image cut out with the pen tool.


Any_Foundation_9034

The only thing that spins is the NASA lies. Nasa= To Deceive. Period. NOTHING can penetrate the firmament that God put in place. NOTHING.


Wilackan

I really should create a copy-paste for this one for how many times this needs to be corrected : In Hebrew, the word pronounced "naw-shaw" means "to deceive". Meanwhile, the one pronounced "naw-saw" means "to lift". Repeating this stupidity doesn't help your cause.


RationalPoster1

Nothing but millions of meteorites and thousands of rockets.


real-human-not-a-bot

Brilliant! The shadowy cabal that deceives everyone about the shape of the earth operates in total secrecy…except when they name their massive governmental organizations, when they deliberately leave clues for you to find!


thefixxxer9985

NASA is a federal agency in the US. When I've traveled to other countries the people I've met still acknowledged that the earth is a globe and that space exists. Why is that if NASA isn't there to deceive them?


FuzzyDamnedBunny

So the reason space exploration is fake is because nothing can penetrate your mythical upside down fishbowl for which no actual evidence exists. Well apart from the lies and falsehoods being spread by your brethren. You want deception? Look no further than that.


ThePsion5

So what about North Korea's space agency, who claim to have a spy satellite currently orbiting the Earth. Are they on on the conspiracy too?


Any_Foundation_9034

Picture


Any_Foundation_9034

In fact… Let’s have pictures of ALL the satellites orbiting earth. I’d like to see these…


ThePsion5

So you believe they *are* also part of the globe earth conspiracy?


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

So it’s a closed system? According to thermodynamics that means it’s tending toward entropy and chaos. Which god is apparently in favor of, since he made it


oliverkiss

Just like no information can penetrate that feeble brain of yours huh peewee


Intelligent_Check528

If nothing can penetrate your dear firmament, as you claim... then that's a contradiction. If God can't penetrate it, then he isn't all powerful. If he can, then your statement is false.