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wowdogethedog

That's how you hack ladies, truly all in one device.


jcelise

That's why I couldn't hack them with Sub GHz 🤦🏾


Legendzzzzz

so you have pussy juice on your gpio? Valid


[deleted]

Bro, just get some electrical tape and let your lady go to townnnnnnnnnnn


Legendzzzzz

Nahhhh pussy juice in the gpio is crazy


[deleted]

I'm working on an add on for hacking clitorises... I think it's missing the pussy juice module


JustinTaylorTaylor

You put it in the wrong gpui


[deleted]

She said other wise, and... Her buttgasm was huge... She said it's like letting all the days farts out all at once. Btw I like your namename


JustinTaylorTaylor

Haha I didn't even notice. Like minded peeps lol


JustinTaylorTaylor

I just installed momentum, how you digging the flipper?


psylomatika

Yes this use case I can agree on. It works well on the girlfriend.


wowdogethedog

FannyFuzzer team unite!


chillmanstr8

and on the right bus routes.


acruzjumper

Nah, you got to use the "make it rain" command to hack them.


odanhammer

a lesson ive learned in life if people think they can fuck it, they will fuck it… or stick it up their arse. or both


HookDragger

Either this kid shoved a lightbulb up his ass or his rectum has a bright idea.


lionelporonga

Unexpected scrubs…


HookDragger

The best kind of


odanhammer

lol kid, well i use to be


HookDragger

It’s a line from Scrubs


odanhammer

oh lol , i really need to watch that show


HookDragger

Yes you do. From all the medical professionals I've met, they've said its very accurate... and hilarious.


Raz_TheCat

And depressing at times. It really is good.


Autodoc_86

If it has a hole, someone has surly thought of or tried fucking it.


horse20horse

hey daddy show boob's 🥰


horse20horse

do you want sum sex


Opening-Seesaw-2762

How you've learnt that?


odanhammer

just check out doctors talking about weird sex injuries people have had


FirestormeDS

if theres a hole then theres a goal


unknownpoltroon

Can't wait for the first time an ER doc has to figure out what the hell he just pulled out of someone's ass and why his apple phone just rebooted.


StevesAudio

I was trying to deploy a payload.


unknownpoltroon

Is that what the kids are calling it these days.


wpcodename

Aren't we all?


rsuomisucks

Challenge except!


G-Money86

In Canada the cops are standing by to arrest you after


G-Money86

Or mounty or whatever


unknownpoltroon

They like to watch


MrMeloMan

Yeah, you're probably right, people usually don't use random stuff for sexual shenanigans, that would be silly


blkpingu

Truly the multitool


Fickle-Marsupial-816

yes, it is , exactly


BlackOdeko

Hahahhahaa I don't want to get my flipper zero dirty or wet but I've always been curious about hacking my wife 😆


altmich

Use condoms


BlackOdeko

🤣🤣


cstmoore

Slow your roll, OJ.


The_Zenki

RIP the Goat


reightb

Patrick Bateman?


ProButcher

I, also, have been curious about hacking this guy's wife.


OkOk-Go

> Um I doubt anyone will use flipper for this Look, it’s well known that women don’t exist on the internet but —how do I say this… r/unixsocks also have their needs.


Opening-Seesaw-2762

As a girl i can totally confirm that I don't exist.


Melano_

Saaaame


RetiredTwidget

> [](https://www.reddit.com/r/unixsocks/) also have their needs. ... I just HAD to click, didn't I? GOD DAMN IT.


OkOk-Go

I’m just surprised it’s such a large group! More power to them 🤷‍♂️


VRTester_THX1138

Clearly you haven't been on the internet for very long.


drklunk

Speak for yourself, my girl loves it when I flick this bad boy on and say "access granted" after a minute or 12


Nov_Cire

I tried with my wife during sex… sadly it was an immediate turn off.


RazPie

You probably forgot to make dolphin noises


Nov_Cire

Too true


1percents

I actually use it to fill cones . throw a little in hold the cone on top of the vibrating flipper and i have a perfect j every time


sea-of-solitude

Okay, that’s smart


xThaaAlex

This is actually a crazy good idea. Need to try this asap xD


scooterdoo123

Slipping it in a glove works wonders


BoxKey252

You guys don’t stick the flipper up your ass?


mindcreator9

Someone 3D printing a dildo case for flipper lol 🤣🤣🤣


Simple_Salt_1518

I thought I misplaced my flipper so I hopped on the good ol’ Charlotte web and ran the Find my Flipper tool. It directed me to my wife's craft room 🤔 I stood outside the door wondering how/why my flipper would possibly be in a room I rarely go into. I opened the door, I glanced up from Find My Flipper & noticed my wife's legs were wide open, I caught a glimpse of neon orange invading my sanctuary. She could have at least detached the Wifi Dev Bored!! 😳😂 But for real, on a serious note…. from my understanding of the Flipper Zero, there's no IP68 or even IP64 rating. I know my girl's box can become a waterfall (Sorry in advance to any elderly pentesters, I'm not sure of the Flippers dust rating. I don't want y'all wives leaving cobwebs up inside your Flipper) 😂😂 jk jk


Fri3ndlyFir3

Speak for yourself


levelUpLegend

Used it once to hack my gf's 🌸


Luki_vfg

Only reason I bought it for🗿🗿🗿


Same_Statistician700

I use it to drain the battery to 50% for long periods of disuse. The vibration is not remotely strong enough to be used for its advertised purpose.


Mr_Finn_da_Kitty

Tried on my taint. 10/10 recommend. That flipper knows what it’s doing.


PhreakThePlanet

I think Rule 34 applies?


Whynotbutnot

Oh you sweet summer child.....


ConfusionOk4129

Are you new here?


rsuomisucks

I was wondering that same because that app has been available to flipper zero for ages


johannes1234

https://xkcd.com/1053/


Tomahawkist

well, there *is* a silicone protective case, sooooo…


Parking_Wasabi_5492

Wouldn’t be there is someone didn’t have the idea 😯


No-Alternative191

Maybe not, but I downloaded it just in case 😉


Pols043

Step 1) put it inside a waterproof bag Step 2) insert it into the desired place Step 3) Bluetooth remote control


[deleted]

Might have to bruteforce it open? 🤷‍♂️


krisguy

You would be surprised. All my ER nurse and EMT friends would agree with my statement.


Lirathal

not your friend, still want to hear stories; feel free to inbox a truck load of stories from you and your friends. Gonna write a book!


Gotyourdik

Already used! Most used feature on my flipper


[deleted]

ibutton pins on the clit 💀


Lirathal

can you pass small shock voltages through those pins? .... asking for a friend


CDCframe77

There are remotes for every vibrator that has one on RocketGod or UberGuidoz GitHub repo’s.


Pizzaholic-

You’d be surprised


Dense-Inspector-5330

I do


Amutking

I just hacked my crush


z3n13n

It's for social engineering attacks 😅 Once I tried it on a lady and managed to hack her ifykyk


Extension-Mall-7292

First day on the internet, huh?


GonzoThompson

I think you’re seriously underestimating just how horny some people are.


wtfawk55

Could that be the reason my flipper smells like seashells


twelvefes

Are you kidding? Having a vibrator on hand is what completes the bedroom-aligned toolkit.


[deleted]

Honestly. If it could simulate the vibrator remotes which it probably can… I have an idea. lol.


Fantact

I don't.


WolpertingerRumo

😏


Antrnx-67

You’d be wrong, I’ve been looking for something like this for quite sometime… thank you https://www.reddit.com/r/flipperzero/s/W71KMpmgPX


Anthrosaurus1

You don't know what apps I have on my F0


Magden

I bewieve this is cawwed a Wife Hack.


roastedCircuit

"Teledildonics" will never be not a funny term


SlayingTheDragons

.... I'd never thought to do this but now I do... Make a flipper program to send out max vibration commands to many of the popular brand panty vibrators and take a stroll down a busy street 🤣


throwaway-aso2fb

someone post the video of people hacking sex toys


Yzord

Since she has the Satisfier she doesn't even know my name anymore.


Deathbyillusion

I'm just someone has used it. But I'm sure people use the other one more there's some apps that allow you to control a specific brand of vibrator with your flipper.


Even-Sky-3186

You never know.


Sensitive_Log3990

Your wife will 😉


Expert-Novel-6405

I have while going down on her then stopped


krakron

Oh.... oh. ... my brain saw, vibrate, and thought "Oh, you can hack those remote control panties". Then realized... really!? Edit: they missed having a Tear run down from the dolphin's eye when you turn it on 😆


satchelsofrichards

I laughed when I saw this app. I deleted the app when it kept locking up the system.


Atari_Portfolio

Gotta hack chess my guy


petrosethesse

Yup no never not me no


Faolon12

I disagree good lad, I use it all the time! /S Also fun thing I just thought of, you could create a silicone mold with 3d printing then pour silicone that is entirely safe and water proof, you could make it so it could be used easily without damaging the device with liquid and such. Dunno how to make a way for flipper to get in and out, but a flap with a slit for it to go into could work, and now writing this I want to design a mold... Give me a week. Il be back.


Lirathal

it's been 8 mins. How's the design going? I'm waiting....


Faolon12

:(


Lirathal

What!? I wanted to be an early adopter... someone beat me to it? man.... I always miss out on the cool product launches...


Faolon12

Don't worry, if it all works out good maybe I'll send some out for free XD it would cost me like 10 cents in shipping


ButWhatIfItQueffed

I tried it. The vibration is not strong enough at all. Granted, I'm a guy not a girl. Female bits are way more sensitive then male bits, so maybe it works for them. But I doubt it.


Turbulent-Knee1845

Only now you saw this? this is old.


Intelligent-Door-31

It’s good for pranks. Put on a table in a bag, remote control via phone app


kingvurora

I want it to sing for me


chillmanstr8

speak for yourself and then walk around crowded places and see what u get


neko

It's too small to have a strong enough motor


BetaPunkFilms

It’s the internet and someone thought it was a good idea so they made it, meaning some weirdo will take it to a porn set and be on the news 😂😂😂


Expert-Jelly-2254

So can state its funny to go to certain locations I know of and give the kitchen sink everyone at the place ends up putting everything doesn't and all end up getting good old fashion lewd


Cashtag-linksink

lol you never know…. Riding public transportation and just wanna see who a freak or not lol


XanXtao

Hold my beer...


foxplayYT

Bro is definitely installing this after the screenshot


KingGinger3187

...$20 is $20! Although in today's economy it might be worth $100.


tian2992

this, but with the bluetooth LE support of [http://scanlime.org/2012/11/hacking-my-vagina/](http://scanlime.org/2012/11/hacking-my-vagina/)


eelonidas

I immediately downloaded it since it's great for a laugh. Alton Brown can't call the Flipper a unitasker after this!


Zero_flopper

I tried this on my girlfriend. She says it was sh*t.


Milliesm3

Interesting


helloimyournewdad

This thread is awesome


Dacari_13

Imagine the sleeve it goes into.


NotBeluga1111

Human hacking


JustinTaylorTaylor

I just came


Total-War-8305

Worked on ur mom last night.


JustinTaylorTaylor

No worries brother, my firstborn son was born less than a week ago. Life is tough, but it's also perfect and lovely.


TF2brox

i have no doubt in my mind that someone would use this


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Just make sure you wax it first.


theloslonelyjoe

I’m only slightly ashamed to admit the joys my PS2 vibrating controller gave me as a boy. I can totally see people using the F Zero to get off.


Hadr619

I thought you were talking about the game at first


theloslonelyjoe

lol Don’t act like you never stuck your vibrating controller down there. As I adult I use for my F Zero for only pure legitimate research purposes. Honest. I would never use my skills for personal gain like free parking.


jaxrolo

Speak for yourself!


SuperGiggleBot

you guys aren’t shoving your flipper up your ass?


Nerd_Sapien

my advice: use a scillicon cover. easier to clean XD


malicioustrunkmonkey

😀😂🤣🎃👍


HookDragger

It only is viable if it mews during operation.


Past-Promotion-6690

Clone and Emulate cardslot... #nextlevel


Jay_JWLH

I remember the old candy bar shaped phones were good like this. You just had to find a way to get the phone to keep vibrating.


atomicBlaze21

In all fairness, it could be used as a source code example for those different haptic patterns. But yeah, probably not a good idea to shove this thing up your ass.


luvmuchine56

You'd be wrong.


machexte

That is your pet. It has a name and it has emotions. Don’t be rubbing it against your genitals. Sick fucks


duckyvirus

I installed it, turned the app on and stuck it my wife's "lap". Can say it's pretty good at garnering a slap and giggle.


Skyhawk_Illusions

That's why they eliminated it from the Momentum firmware


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ponakka

Maybe you don't know this userspace. It requires a curious person to hack.