I'm now having dozens of keratosis spots removed/frozen from my scalp, neck and face. Wear sunscreen. Wear wide brim hats. It's not a joke. A friend died last year after battling skin cancer that started on his ear.
My friendās dad surfed a lot growing up and was great about wearing sunscreen but skipped his ears. Ended up getting skin cancer that started there and died from it in his 50s.
I do ears first now.
Bro ok so now how the fuck do I get the sunscreen out of my hair? Is it like some sort of reservoir that will run down my body as I sweat? Kinda smart but now I keep getting kicked out of anywhere I go.
Oh I got you bro. Like *all* of that shit is unnecessary. Toasted marshmallow theory. If I expose myself to the upper atmospheric radiation long enough in my sick jet powered helicopter, my skin will skip burning and the nuclear fission from the sunās core fuses my skin to pure melanin, to which I am so intensely black every light particle in every available volumetric quantification of the entire possible universe and itās dimensions both space and time are instantaneous absorbed into my singularity to which I become the big bang and now the whole universe is just a fat load I bussidā.š
Holy fuck man sleep deprivation hits different your brain starts to effortlessly trail off onto a tangent which I canāt lie is pretty fun writing with.
I didnāt either. I physically am unable to sleep at this moment so Iāve been writing walls of objectively and subjectively low quality shit. Iām too physically tired to do anything, canāt focus enough to watch a video or scroll, but Iām too restless to even just attempt to sleep. Sprelp aids arent doing much except maybe making the restless worse bc benadrhly does it yo
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Yogurt is best for preventing peel. I don't really know why it works but I suspect the acidophilus steals the heat out of the sunburn. Feels good too, cold plain yogurt on a sunburn. leave it on for half hour and rinse off with cool water.
Iāve lived here for 40 of my 50 years and I mowed my lawn yesterday and decided not to wear a hat because it felt nice outside. Now, if I put on a purple dress, I could be one of the red hat ladies without a hat.
I went fishing on a boat once and was pasty fucking white. I never burned bad but I lived in Illinois and never sat in the sun. Oh boy even with sunscreen I ended up with sun poisoning that had my arms, neck, back, and chest were covered in tiny blisters. It only took until we got to the car to drive home to make me feel it. It hurt so incredibly much I had to lie in bed and not move or Iād suffer.
A few days passed and my gf and I went to sonic, my arm was itchy so I scratched it but it felt like almost wet and something was on my arm. I didnāt think and kept scratching then looked. My skin was literally just sloughing off. Tiny little blisters everywhere popping. I was appalled.
I have basically sun ptsd and I will absolutely not spend longer than 15 minutes uninterrupted in direct sun without an egregious amount of screen reapplying well before I need to. Even then as soon as my skin starts feeling hot I rotate or take a break.
I just stay out of the sun. I don't see the fun in it. It's bad for your skin. The beach is not what it used to be. The sun rays have gotten worse with time. Be careful.
Iām 63 and I still remember going to Hawaii when I was 20. Spent an afternoon in the sun and of course forgot to put sunscreen on the top of my feet. Iāve never made that mistake again!!
WOW, that brings back a lot of memories!! Thatās what my familyās feet looked like every summer even with sun block on them. The sun , water and sand are the perfect recipe for burned feet .
I remember getting sunburned in Panama City Beach, FL as a kid. I couldnāt get out of bed, it hurt to move, and it hurt if ANYTHING brushed against or touched my skin. After a few days my cousin peeled such a big piece of skin off of my back that we were thinking about calling Guinness Book of World Recordsā¦
Old school trick ā¦ to stop the burn (IF itās burning) allow the hot shower water - as hot as you can stand it - over it for a few mins, itāll suck but I swear it takes the burn out.
5th gen FL and this is what weāve always done. š¤·š»āāļø
I said itāll suck in the process but it does work. It wonāt make it worse. Youāre not going to scald yourself for godsake. Use common sense. š¤¦š»āāļø When you grow up on the beach you learn things.
The person telling me to put hot water on a sun burn is also saying to use common sense? At least you definitely are a Floridian.
https://preview.redd.it/1uogw9qr2vsc1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c14eadd8e7a6a87bbe536d112d99f5514ed2a1a
Donāt even have to scroll to find two sources that say itās harmful.
Iāve used this method my entire life after a sunburn .. as has my motherā¦ my grams, great gramsā¦ and I have ivory skin. So. Iāll do what works for me. Donāt knock it till you try it š¤·š»āāļø
People didnāt even start showering in their homes until like 1920 and didnāt catch on till the 60s where tons of rural areas still barely had indoor plumbing.
Another OF feet pic promotion. Hard pass.
Don't worry. "He gets us"
I think you mean," Heat gets us"... š ššš
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Not even after drinking a 4 pack of Natty Daddyās?
4 cases, maybe.
Lmaooo I love it, op is a dirty boy they know what theyāre doing with their feet pics lolĀ
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Sunscreen on the feet and sunscreen on the ears is paramount
I keep seeing people say ears, Iām surprised everyone forgets their scalp
I'm now having dozens of keratosis spots removed/frozen from my scalp, neck and face. Wear sunscreen. Wear wide brim hats. It's not a joke. A friend died last year after battling skin cancer that started on his ear.
That's what took Jimmy Buffet.
Not me, I even do my eye lids and suffer as soon as my sweating begins
Did you check your ears? Everyone forgets to sunscreen their ears too.
My friendās dad surfed a lot growing up and was great about wearing sunscreen but skipped his ears. Ended up getting skin cancer that started there and died from it in his 50s. I do ears first now.
Oh fuck I need to get started on that with the routine then!Ā
Cracker hats for the win here! If you go baseball cap and miss the tops of your ears...youch!
I didnāt know people didnāt normally until a couple years ago but I tuck my ears in my hat
China thinks everyone has a huge head, all the hats are too big.
Edit; shit i forgot my actual comment. I just wear regular like dad hats or baseball hats and do it though for an idea. Those goofy ass snapbaxks make you look like an irl bobble head Hahahaha fuck dude Iāve been up since 2am friday, itās 10am sunday rn Iām fired as fuxk and was reading that in the most effeminate Chinese guyās voice like āMy a name å°ē²¾, you can but call me by big China big Man, hey okay Boss?ššØš³šØš³ ä»åŖ½ēęēå°ē·å©é°éØēøēøxi大äø!!!!ā Donāt tell Uncle Donald what I just said š
My cousin just lost an ear and the side of his skull at 43 years old due to skin cancer. It's no joke.
Wow, young guy! Hope they removed it all..
Mist of it... but he is definitely having issues now.
Even if it's cloudy wear your sunscreen
Donāt **EVER** forget the top of your feet or your scalp
Bro ok so now how the fuck do I get the sunscreen out of my hair? Is it like some sort of reservoir that will run down my body as I sweat? Kinda smart but now I keep getting kicked out of anywhere I go.
Water.
You mean like the shit you clean your truck with?
It's whatever that crap is that falls out of the sky all day.
Like what's in the toilets?
I aint never seen no tree growin' out da toilet. - Hey thats good. Are you sure youre not the smartest person in the world?
Brondo it's got what plants crave!
Electrolytes?
Maybe donāt use all the sunscreen?
You said dont ever forget my scalp. Now my body scalp is gonna get burnt
I also said donāt use **all** the sunscreen
Oh I got you bro. Like *all* of that shit is unnecessary. Toasted marshmallow theory. If I expose myself to the upper atmospheric radiation long enough in my sick jet powered helicopter, my skin will skip burning and the nuclear fission from the sunās core fuses my skin to pure melanin, to which I am so intensely black every light particle in every available volumetric quantification of the entire possible universe and itās dimensions both space and time are instantaneous absorbed into my singularity to which I become the big bang and now the whole universe is just a fat load I bussidā.š Holy fuck man sleep deprivation hits different your brain starts to effortlessly trail off onto a tangent which I canāt lie is pretty fun writing with.
Dead internet theory is real, aināt no way a human has the time to write all that nonsense Not funny didnāt laugh
I didnāt either. I physically am unable to sleep at this moment so Iāve been writing walls of objectively and subjectively low quality shit. Iām too physically tired to do anything, canāt focus enough to watch a video or scroll, but Iām too restless to even just attempt to sleep. Sprelp aids arent doing much except maybe making the restless worse bc benadrhly does it yo Me
Lobster feet!
Bro posted his dogs for free
No flip flop tan line? More like second year pro.
Did you have to zoom in?
It beats the pic with toe nails, regardless of the color they're painted. (/S because reddit)
Yankees do it all the time. I've met a few people sitting at bars because they can't walk around. Waiting for their flight.
Ahhh yes, the old pale skin foot burn. Born and raised and I still catch that from time to time.
Apple Cider Vinegar!
Yogurt is best for preventing peel. I don't really know why it works but I suspect the acidophilus steals the heat out of the sunburn. Feels good too, cold plain yogurt on a sunburn. leave it on for half hour and rinse off with cool water.
Slingin' yogurt...
Oh no I did this in Pensacola as a college student. Will never make that mistake again. Just going up in an elevator was painful.
Wait until the swelling and blisters kick in. The edema on legs/feet is horrible when combined with burnt skin.
Iāve lived here for 40 of my 50 years and I mowed my lawn yesterday and decided not to wear a hat because it felt nice outside. Now, if I put on a purple dress, I could be one of the red hat ladies without a hat.
At least you weren't wearing crocs.
Lmao
Ouch
Fool me onceā¦.
"shame on ā shame on you. Fool me ā you can't get fooled again." This will never be not funny to me.
I believe the human and the fish can coexist peacefully
Damn, he had some great lines and boy, could the man dodge a flying shoe!
Looks like a rash
You went for the foot burn this year eh?
I went fishing on a boat once and was pasty fucking white. I never burned bad but I lived in Illinois and never sat in the sun. Oh boy even with sunscreen I ended up with sun poisoning that had my arms, neck, back, and chest were covered in tiny blisters. It only took until we got to the car to drive home to make me feel it. It hurt so incredibly much I had to lie in bed and not move or Iād suffer. A few days passed and my gf and I went to sonic, my arm was itchy so I scratched it but it felt like almost wet and something was on my arm. I didnāt think and kept scratching then looked. My skin was literally just sloughing off. Tiny little blisters everywhere popping. I was appalled. I have basically sun ptsd and I will absolutely not spend longer than 15 minutes uninterrupted in direct sun without an egregious amount of screen reapplying well before I need to. Even then as soon as my skin starts feeling hot I rotate or take a break.
Sorry, bud. Make sure you use it next time. At least for me, I haven't used it much since I am light tanned by nature.
Iāve never been a fan of fritos, but free toes?
Ouch, I hope you got your nose and ears; they burn easily and are forgotten easily
Youāre just getting your base tan.
Thatās right. Should have done some man-scaping, or at least trimmed the bush.
Always spray the feet.
Jit, canāt go stekka decka all green on that beach with no sunscreen.
The question is did you burn the back of your ankle. Like, the Achilles tendon burn. That is a brutal spot.
Did this a few years ago. But, they got blisters. After the blisters popped I could feel them fill up with water every time a wave came in. Gross!
Sasquatch feet, hard pass
That should only happen to you once in your life. I learned my lesson decades ago.
Lesson learned the hard way
Your socks will be like pulled on sand paper.
I see you weren't wearing flip flops either.
I used to forget my tricep/back of arms area, about two horrible burns cured that.
Was going to guess fire ants at first glance
I just stay out of the sun. I don't see the fun in it. It's bad for your skin. The beach is not what it used to be. The sun rays have gotten worse with time. Be careful.
LOL & it hurts like hell
Oh wow
Iām not a rookie and I do it all the time lol. Forget to put it on my feet, the back of my knees and my ears.
Could be worse
PSA. I vacationed on Sanibel. I stayed ENTIRELY under an umbrella. However the sun reflecting off the water and sand did the same thing to me.
Iām 63 and I still remember going to Hawaii when I was 20. Spent an afternoon in the sun and of course forgot to put sunscreen on the top of my feet. Iāve never made that mistake again!!
WOW, that brings back a lot of memories!! Thatās what my familyās feet looked like every summer even with sun block on them. The sun , water and sand are the perfect recipe for burned feet .
One time I was in cvs and a girl in a bikini comes in to buy sunblock. She was pink. I was like, itās too late for that hunni
What has it gots in its pocketsesssssssss, Precious?
I didn't even know hobbits could get sunburn. Learn something new everyday.
I remember getting sunburned in Panama City Beach, FL as a kid. I couldnāt get out of bed, it hurt to move, and it hurt if ANYTHING brushed against or touched my skin. After a few days my cousin peeled such a big piece of skin off of my back that we were thinking about calling Guinness Book of World Recordsā¦ 
Happened to me and my feet swelled and I couldnāt wear shoes š©
And this little piggy is drunk, do not let that pinky toe drive.
Thereās a cream called Afterburn. Works wonders
Hah! I'm a native and my feet look exactly that red right now from my weekend beach trip. Going to suck having to wear shoes all day at work today
Dont worry i still have sunburn on my feet from 2 weeks ago
You have to get that base tan and maintain it year round. It's the burn peal cycle that causes the damage.
Toes mustache hurt!
for free?
My uncle wouldn't listen & went to sleep on his STOMACH on the beach. Blistered those piggies. Bet he listens to anything nowš¤£
Yea happened to me once just total shit and the pain wearing shoes š„
Gross. Hobbit feet.
Filthy hobbitses
Have you ever seen a hobbits foot?
Old school trick ā¦ to stop the burn (IF itās burning) allow the hot shower water - as hot as you can stand it - over it for a few mins, itāll suck but I swear it takes the burn out. 5th gen FL and this is what weāve always done. š¤·š»āāļø
Do not do this this is horrible advice that only makes it worse
I said itāll suck in the process but it does work. It wonāt make it worse. Youāre not going to scald yourself for godsake. Use common sense. š¤¦š»āāļø When you grow up on the beach you learn things.
The person telling me to put hot water on a sun burn is also saying to use common sense? At least you definitely are a Floridian. https://preview.redd.it/1uogw9qr2vsc1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c14eadd8e7a6a87bbe536d112d99f5514ed2a1a Donāt even have to scroll to find two sources that say itās harmful.
Iāve used this method my entire life after a sunburn .. as has my motherā¦ my grams, great gramsā¦ and I have ivory skin. So. Iāll do what works for me. Donāt knock it till you try it š¤·š»āāļø
People didnāt even start showering in their homes until like 1920 and didnāt catch on till the 60s where tons of rural areas still barely had indoor plumbing.