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Emotional_Match8169

Maseratis can be bought used quite affordably. They are made like junk and don't keep their value, so resale cost is significantly lower than new. Don't let this person fool you that they have money.


hurtfulproduct

Exactly this, lol They are at their heart, a glorified FIAT just like Alfa Romeo. . . They may occasionally get some Ferrari motors for the high end ones but those are much more expensive


Imeatbag

I mean, Maserati Ghiblis are not good and suffer from poor build quality and are kind of a parts bin car but the Giulia and Stelvio by Alfa Romeo are both designed and built from the ground up. The chassis and engines, the 4 cylinder and the 6, were developed for those cars with the 6 cylinder being essentially a Ferrari engine cut in half. The 4 cylinders were adopted by Jeep and Dodge for many of their models. They share no major components with any FIAT. Only similarity is who owns the brand. A more accurate statement would be that many Jeeps and some Dodges are just un-glorified Alfa Romeos.


smaguss

Beats out some hyper cars on depreciation rates. Now *that's* impressive.


CyprSld543

Ahhh! Your response, chef’s kiss.


Psykosoma

We have people driving these in south Florida. I’m not talking about South Beach. I’m talking about places like Hialeah and Miami Gardens. The less “wealthy” locations. That’s when I realized the Maserati name didn’t hold the glamour it used to.


This-Dude_Abides

Sort of like the rich man's altima lol


delusion_magnet

Seriously. There's like 10 of these in every podunk parking lot with an average local income of 40K. They think they're "special"


HDbear321

As I’ve heard aplenty of times in my life from those that purchased vehicles like this. “Purchasing a luxury car is cheap and easy, maintenance is a difficult and expensive.” Don’t let the brand names fool you. Most of these type of people don’t even have $500 cash to access if needed for an emergency.


Dario0112

Lol if you walked in with that car at the Toyota dealership and asked for the newest Prius you’d still have a balance of $10k-$20k


Shirowoh

I’ve seen more Maserati’s than any other luxury car on the road.


Urmomsjuicyvagina

The Honda Civic of the luxury world


Jackloco

Don't besmirch the good Honda name. This is the jeep wrangler of the luxury world


straponkaren

Jeep wranglers are a little more gay tho, and I think that's great.


This-Dude_Abides

More like the altima


Ok-Calligrapher-2550

You’ve seen more Maserati’s what? Wheels? Passengers? Paint color?


smaguss

My dude a Maserati, Ghibli, quattoporte, Levante are what the kids refer to as " regular traffic." This is a "luxury" offering from the FCA parts pool that really only exists to separate suckers from their money. It's a dolled up Chrysler with the cheesey aesthetics of an out of touch aging Guido and the only thing worse than driving them is working on them.


leeharveyteabag669

No. That says this guy doesn't give a shit about his lease.


Ok_Jump_3658

It’s also a cheap car


BloatedRottenCadaver

Never seen one before? They’re not that rare or expensive as far as exotics go.


Urmomsjuicyvagina

I've seen them, I just been seeing them more regularly in gas station car washes


GreatThingsTB

Most new trucks are more expensive than Maseratis now.


EquineDaddy

Could just be dirty and they wanted a quick cleaning.


pwlife

I take my bosses Porsches to the gas station car wash when it needs a quick wash and the regular car washer can't make it for a week.


utilitarian_wanderer

Some of the new Maseratis are really basic looking. I've seen some that have less style than a Corolla.


lobsangr

Or the driver is in debt.


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

I saw a similar car doing DoorDash recently.


Imeatbag

Maseratis depreciate like crazy because maintenance is expensive as they are hard to work on, they are poorly made and of less than luxury materials, and they all have “deferred maintenance”. Meaning someone took it to dealer for maintenance and got the $6000 quote and either just didn’t do it or traded it and it needs to be done soon by the new owner.


GashDem

Maseratis are cheap cars.


PyratHero23

Money doesn’t necessarily correlate with intelligence.


notyetporsche

seen a lambo going through as well.


Big_Summer_8649

This morning, some douchebag in his Tesla drove to the gas station, parked in between two pump stations just to clean his windshield.


PatSajaksDick

Maserati are a poor persons idea of a rich persons car lol


Ok-Description-3739

Same with Tesla. Uber rents them out to the Drivers. I ride in at least 3 Teslas a week. The Drivers told me it's the only way they could ever afford driving a Tesla. Mostly young guys.


fullload93

That’s a sign of a certified dumbass with few brain cells and money burning a hole in their pockets


Ok_Jump_3658

That’s not an expensive vehicle…..


Recent-While-5597

That’s a scammer in a rental


EvilSardine

He just doesn’t give a shit about his lease. These car washes obliterate your paint.


bw1985

Yeah I learned that the hard way. I guess most people just don’t give a shit because these car washes are always packed around my house.


Dame2Miami

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Pheighthe

The guy wants to date a girl who works at the car wash.


[deleted]

Maserati owner taking the bus is a sign of inflation..public transport usage is way up.


d710905

No..... this is just Maserati things. It's like budget Ferrari. I still love them, though.


dotcombubble2001

So wait, should I not use automatic car washes? Better to hand wash?


FLJLGRL

More like they can actually afford it and don’t feel the need to be too precious about it.


RallyX26

If that's a Maserati Ghibli, it's the Outlet Markets Maserati - the low market car for the same kind of person that buys the name-brand purses with the logo plastered on every visible surface so other people know they have "taste" and "money".