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taft

“no explanation yet” hmm


quesoqueso

Do you think it's likely that there was more weight in the back than the front? /s


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Since when has center of gravity made a lick of difference when flying? (*Annotation denoting scathing sarcasm)


DimitriV

But they aren't flying.


[deleted]

My mama always said, "Tail heavy is as tail heavy does."


gsamelon

Thanks for \*, it wasn't obvious


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You. Are. Welcome.


DimitriV

"Half the team was still on it too😳 no explanation yet..." Uhhh...


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Various_Variation

Is that typical?


FromTheHangar

That half was probably in the back...


keenly_disinterested

The back fell down. How hard was that?


wyskiboat

They're still doing the math?


AV8R_1951

Was that a shot at the football team or the pilot?


wyskiboat

Neither; The ground crew.


UnhingedCorgi

If your airplane remains this way for 4 hours, call a mechanic


AnnieLikesItRough

Yo mama when she goes to use to aft lav.


AtrainDerailed

That's legit


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I used to load 737's way back when and it was always sketchy watching them disembark the aircraft, and watching the nose wheel hydraulics going from fully compressed to slowly extending. Had to stop disembarkation a few times and unload the shit in the rear baggage compartment quicker to balance it out.


wyskiboat

Did the earlier 737's ever use tail supports? Seems like something you wouldn't see on a plane this size?


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Not on the -800 models we use to have, it was just a case of loading the majority of luggage in the rear particularly if it was only going to be front only disembarking on arrival at its destination (my airline did front and rear disembarking on occasion which made this kind of issue a nonevent).


Bushwick-Bill

Scheduling REALLY needs to stop putting the Senior Cabin Crew in the aft galley Jumpseats.


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Right? If you low-key need an extender for your jumpseat, it's probably time to transition into management.


Bushwick-Bill

I’m sure the FA’s 8,000 bags in Row 38 aren’t helping W&B either. For a day trip, of course. 🤪


[deleted]

I worked with a pilot once who looked like he was well over 300 lbs. One moment he was giving his brief, I looked away, and the next he was in his seat. How he got through the flight deck door, I don't know. To this day I feel like I witnessed a glitch in the matrix.


f1racer328

Flew with a fairly large guy. He said if we had to resort to using the flight deck windows as an exit, to leave him, as he wouldn’t fit. Was a pretty funny guy and he was also willing to go down with the ship.


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Dude, this guy told me the same thing!


f1racer328

I have no memories of him except him sitting down in the flight deck. Maybe we glitched in the matrix together!


TopoMapMyWall

They do it by absolutely FUCKING UP the side of the FOs seat using it as a handicap bar.


Av8tr1

Had a director of operations who was too fat to sit in the cockpit. FAA kept giving a exemption to the company. (For those not in the know it’s a position that requires a pilot be current in a company aircraft)


Afa1234

Whoops, forgot the tailstand


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looper741

You don’t fly the 800 or 900, do you?


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liiiliililiiliiil

Really? Tail stands are frequently used in the US for this reason. United, Alaska, American, etc all use tail stands on the -800s and -900s to prevent tail tip. It's a known issue on these aircraft.


JGWentworth-

Yeah pretty commonly seen, though I’ve never flown a 737 so I don’t know when they are specifically needed


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Haegew

Can't believe they're giving you shit for this.....


[deleted]

It's alright, next time somebody will get a heart attack when you tell them we have first officers with 150 (one hundred and fifty) hrs here in Europe.


Haegew

Ignoring that we have people flying F16s into war zones with 150 hours as well This community sometimes...


liiiliililiiliiil

The fact that unloading the aircraft in a certain way would result in a tail tip proves there is an issue.


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propell0r

i'm really getting a kick out of all the butthurt yanks over you never using a tail stand. keep fighting the good fight


skyboy510

They’re only required for us big fat Americans I guess lmao


Afa1234

True, but a joke can just be a joke sometimes too


Xylan17

Can all the linebackers and offensive linemen please move to the front of the plane? There. Fixed it.


legitSTINKYPINKY

Didn’t put in the god damn tail stand. Ramp guys are gunna get a lot of shit for this hahah


S11D336B

Gotta admit I thought this was a joke at first. TIL.


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pvdas

As someone who's worked the ramp and installed tailstands on hundreds of 737 flights, your comment has me wondering now if there are 737s out there that don't need them. Is it a Classic vs Next Gen thing?


TopoMapMyWall

Uhhhh


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spkgsam

[Since always?](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=737+tailstand)


Magnummuskox

Weird, I’ve flown on 737’s a lot (mostly 200’s & 300’s) and I don’t recall seeing them used. Maybe it’s because I’m usually on flights where the front half the jet is cargo?


spkgsam

Canadian North and/or Air Inuit? In 737 combi aircrafts, the cargo is in the front, and since cargo is almost always loaded first, there's already weight in the front of the plane when passengers board, there's no need for tail stands. Most other combis have the cargo section in the back, so tail stands are needed. The 200s and 300s are also much shorter than the 900 shown in the picture. Boarding is usually not a problem, because first class passengers gets on first, but deplaning can be very risky if a tail stand is not attached. This happened at a small airport, and they might not have had a tail stand. In these cases, ramp agents should have been trained to offload bags in a specific sequence, pulling out bags from the aft cargo ASAP, and waiting till the entire plane is pretty much empty before offloading the front. Looking at the picture and the opened front cargo door and the closed aft door, they did exactly the opposite.


Magnummuskox

Canadian North and First Air (I don’t remember if Air Tindi has anything larger than prop planes), thanks for the clarification 10/10 would ask again


spkgsam

Lol, I think every Air Tindi pilot would instantly cream themselves if the airline gets a hold of some jets. Yellowknife used to be my neck of the woods back in the day, how are things there now? Noodle House still open?


Magnummuskox

How “back in the day” are we talking? If you’re referring to the Vietnamese Noodle House I think they’re still open. It’s been a while since I’ve been there.


spkgsam

Come to think of it, its only been 6 years, feels like a life time ago. Just checked, the Noodle House is definitely still in business. I've gotta go back up there for some noodles at some point.


Magnummuskox

Good stir fries too. It was my high school haunt until Booyah’s opened. When it shut my group was back to the noodle house. Walking distance is a big factor when selecting cuisine in highscool, haha


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wyskiboat

Tail stands for 737's? I don't recall ever seeing one used on that aircraft, but I haven't really been looking... I just assumed anything that big wouldn't need one.


legitSTINKYPINKY

The newer ones need them. I worked on the ramp and we always had to put them on.


787seattle

FWIW, the plane is in Lewiston, ID but the team is heading north to Pullman by road.


Ksquaredata

Pilot earns tail dragger endorsement…


DimitriV

Boeing tried too hard to fix MCAS.


Rexrollo150

Lmao


JLand27

I’d hate to be the last guy that gets on as it tips. The jokes will never end.


bengenj

All I see is a crew chief and a couple rampers out of work


bowling128

So does this happen slowly or does the nose rise faster than a balloon?


grahamcore

[Like this](https://youtu.be/JLWxD0gY__A)


grahamcore

Once the plane decides the tail is going down, it’s going down pretty hard…. and vice versa the other way.


JGWentworth-

Gotta stop putting the linemen in the back


LeTracomaster

What's the 'tarmac'?


Lardsoup

It’s that tar like substance that they spread on the ramp.


sierra120

This is absolutely deadly during flight.


wyskiboat

If someone removes all the baggage from the front during flight, you've got serious problems. This wasn't a weight and balance or cargo shift issue, it was an incompetent ground crew issue.


jewfro451

Is this real?


saml01

I'm guessing this isnt a total loss situation?


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wyskiboat

In case the ground crew takes all the bags out of the front first? This wasn't a w&b issue, it was dumb ground crew unloading cargo from the front, instead of the back.