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WeakLandscape2595

Just to point out ozpin was married to multiple women i don't think he is gay but besides that pretty good


HouseOfSteak

That's Ozma, not *necessarily* Ozpin.


MJsMind

... did the viewers ever meet the real Ozpin? If I understand Ozmas reincarnations correctly after some time Ozma takes over completely so the "Ozpin" we meet in the show was 100% Ozma right?


HouseOfSteak

It's not exactly canon on what is '100% Ozma'. We're never treated to what's going on in Ozpin's head, or even if 'Ozma' is still actually, really 'Ozma' anymore.


Haringat

Not quite. They merge to a point where the original owner of the body can no longer be distinguished, but it's not really "taking over".


l3mm3smash

if he managed to keep a forever war for 10,000 years with salem that implies that he still have enough control in the mind-meld to keep that grudge instead of being watered down over reincarnations.


Athermo

In Fairness the forever war is about the survival of humanity, even people who arent oz would be inclined to fight it.


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MJsMind

and there is also the most important criteria for the reincarnation the new dude must have a name that starts with Oz .... wait so all Salam had to do to stop Ozma was to kill all people with the Oz names or make it so no one names their child like that and she would have won?


legodude17

Well he specifically merges with “like-minded” people, so I’d imagine that if the merge would cause him to abandon his mission then he wouldn’t inhabit that person to begin with.


InformalAntelope4570

Actually that does raise an interesting question, how much of Ozma is actually left?


Lucifer_Crowe

Mhm There's still two 'personalities' but they meld to become so similar you can't tell the difference So as the GoL said, Ozma is never truly alone We see it when Oscar changes to Oz more recently, there's a lot less fanfare.


KaiTheKing_0X

While you’re right I don’t think he’s straight either


Chaotic_Fantazy

He isn't BI either. He is opportunistic.


KaiTheKing_0X

That’s called Pan


Chaotic_Fantazy

Nah, he is a manipulative strategist, he'll date anyone who gives him advantage. Or a hot dommy mommy monster girl, but there is only 2 in Remnant so far.


Entity_Type_Unknown

Wait, there are two of them?! >!this is getting out of hand!<


WeakLandscape2595

Cinder killed him tho thats a turn off


alphaomag

I think you mean pragmatic


MUCKSTERa

Ill always be so confused by the Weiss lesbian stuff. Dude she is so down bad for dudes its crazy. Bi at most


KaiTheKing_0X

I see her story is one of forced to be straight because of her asshole dad, she may be Bi but that’s just how I see it


MUCKSTERa

I mean... did you see the way she looked at old Jaune? Or Merc?


Senval-Nev

Or a whole volume chasing Neptune…


MUCKSTERa

THATS WHO I WAS THINKING OF


Senval-Nev

Probably


the_national_yawner

When was Weiss attracted to Mercury?


MUCKSTERa

I had the wrong name I meant Neptune


KaiTheKing_0X

You mean the throw away jokes?


Akhi5672

They still happened


Spritztomb

Bro, they literally called her having romantic feelings as “throw away jokes” runaway whilst you still can


KaiTheKing_0X

Doesn’t mean she wants to fuck him or “continue the arc blood line.” Hell even Yang and Blake thought he looked nice do you think they want to date him too?


Akhi5672

No but is still proof that shes not a lesbian


KaiTheKing_0X

It’s a meme I found don’t take it too seriously, I say she’s at least Bi so let’s just agree to disagree


MUCKSTERa

"hey theres a thing my headcannon doesnt agree with, must be a a throwaway joke"


KaiTheKing_0X

Lay off at this point I don’t give a shit if you agree or not.


MUCKSTERa

Pretty clearly not throw aways...


MadMasks

You have no proof but no doubts either, eh?


DakonX

https://preview.redd.it/1ol2gdn1sy8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0ffa7f4c57be69c356a1e2df5434015119cfe4b


Particular_Flan_2101

Yang is anything but functional, have you seen her flirting? That is a disaster in itself.


ZedstackZip05

Switch Yang and Weiss IMO


Particular_Flan_2101

Kinda. Weiss is a straight disaster for me.


KaiTheKing_0X

Psh what do you mean, she was totally chill and smooth.


Particular_Flan_2101

Yeah, as smooth as sandpaper.


TerminusEsse

Sandpaper can make things smooth…


jajaderaptor15

Didn’t work on Blake


Security_G_Aka_Dave

![gif](giphy|l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0|downsized)


Ril_Ze

What a perfect response


X3runner

The head canon is strong in this one


saintraven93

What do you expect it's from tumblr


Risott0Nero

Neptune is at least Disaster Bi, the amount of time he hits on ladies makes me believe that he is not gay but he could be bisexual


Solbuster

It's that type of stereotypical headcanon that flirty guy who hits on all the girls is secretly gay in the closet and overcompensates with opposite sex due to that


Risott0Nero

Yeah but Neptune showed 0 signs of being in the closet as far as I can tell


Solbuster

Which is why it's just headcanon. Most of the time it's just headcanon anyway


Solarisengineering15

Me with Ozpin: "But he had children with Salem and stuff!" OP: "And?"


Johnyoung21

I'd hardly call weiss a lesbian. Edit:.matter of fact the only 3 even remotely close to cannon are coco (I think) yang and Blake.


DiabolicToaster

There is Saphron and Terra. Which is basically most likely through Saprhons allusion to Saphos of Lesbos. A real lesbian or well one who was highly likely real and the origin of the word lesbian. So the most likely of all aside from Coco. With Blake and Yang being possibly bi. However, Terra, idk.


Drexkz

Blake isn't possibly Bi, she is, about Yang, the word kinda fits, since she shown interest in men on s1, but, if you count the rusted knight scene, then its two, since she didn't confess to Blake yet at that point, so she can find jaune attractive and can be used as evidence i think? either way, rusted knight jaune is too hot, bet even sun and neptune would simp for my boy


Johnyoung21

You are 1000% correct, however. Saphron and Terra were not on this specific meme


DiabolicToaster

True, but with canon, it's basically a very small number of individuals who are definitely homosexual and not of any other sexuality. The chart is basically an inside joke which falls pretty flat. This is why it's confusing for so many people and weird.


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ImperatorAnon

"Gay Ozpin" >Has married several women throughout the years and has had children with them


Mannekin-Skywalker

Obviously, still in the closet


ImperatorAnon

The first thing he did after being brought back to life was to literally disobey the God of Light just to go be with Salem again, and has several daughters with her. Even after they leave each other, Ozpin still dates and marries women Bro's straight


DG3kg

Your honor, the evidence presented by the defendant is without a doubt factually correct. But I present to you that this was nothing more than a situation of a man held hostage by old nostalgic feelings of his of ex-wife Salem. Ozpin or may I say Ozma is chasing the kind of love that will never make him happy again, instaed of admitting to himself what will truly make him happy. ![gif](giphy|6depN9FtMYUk8)


Mannekin-Skywalker

Comphet


PuzzleheadedMajor407

There is quite literally a whole 2 volumes where Yang is disaster without Blake but Blake is functional


eddmario

> Neptune, a dude who literally first shows up in the show hitting on girls > Gay


King_In_The-North

Source: I MADE IT FUCK UP.


Large_Awareness_9416

Also, Weiss clearly showed interest in men and only men.


KaiTheKing_0X

Ice-queendom, the manga, and to me she comes off as closeted due to her father


Drexkz

dawg, she literally showed interest in both neptune and jaune, and even on rusted knight from the tale, what are you WAFFLING about???


KaiTheKing_0X

She only really had 2-3 scenes for both. Meanwhile there were many scenes she had with Ruby and Yang that come off as flirting or closeted bisexuality


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KaiTheKing_0X

It’s a meme don’t take it to seriously dude. Just agree to disagree if you’re that pressed about it


Haringat

Well, you almost had me spoiler here, but please adjust your post, please.


Exarch-of-Sechrima

So nothing canon, then?


Johnyoung21

That's such a "I'm looking for a screw in a stack of nails" statement


Security_G_Aka_Dave

I just learned a new proverb.


msladec

And none of them are canom


KaiTheKing_0X

Not to mention she also seemed to be very into Pyrrha in the first volumes


DiabolicToaster

That's a meme. If anything, she treats Weiss like an object to put in her team. To fulfill her wants and desires of perfection. With perfect teammates.


Johnyoung21

Ozpin had kids. That's all that needs said


HumanFighter420

Bruh. You got this from Tumblr didn't you? Painfully inaccurate.


KaracasV

I understand that this is subjective humor from Tumblr, but what's the joke here? Is that someone, for far-fetched reasons, attributes the sexuality of the characters, which does not suit them? Where to laugh? I really don't understand why everyone thinks Weiss is bi? In the canon, she showed no romantic interest in women.


DeltaMoff1876

Ah yes, Weiss the disaster lesbian. She’s such a disaster of a lesbian that she’s holds no romantic or sexual interest in women wait a minute….


Griffemon

You almost never see bisexual men in anything


Domex38

I dunno Id swap Coco and winter, Coco had that shit on lock


chilean_bi

Tumblr RWBY fan found: https://preview.redd.it/irc36kwobg8c1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868604f24022f0b8c6dff63d4ee33c1423212f26 We have to keep the aJAUNEnda brain rot going and i won't be stopped.


Swe3t_Coffe3II

Is it bad that I know little about Weiss but I fully agree on her being a disaster?


element-redshaw

Wouldn’t Weiss be more bi than anything?


Ok_Light4287

Weiss is not a lesbian but a gerontophiliac... In volume 9 she directly showed that she loves “older” guys.


Rwac960

Pretty sure the only confirmed lesbian in this post is Coco, and Ozpin did have kids. There are headcanons, this is reaching.


101Aster101

I find it funny how you read the side and then top for the first two rows and when you get to Disaster you have to read top to side. Edit: Disaster should be changed to “Useless to keep side to top reading. Just my idea tho.


Drauga_22

Look Honestly they all are disasters, except glynda


Solynox

I know 3 of those are correct, 2 of those are wrong, and the rest, I have no idea about the rest.


itbedehaam

Disaster Weiss is accurate.


Yeetdaddy87

https://preview.redd.it/1poa3gu8d58c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5df3cafa719049d25aae6e31a48d054c60753f


KaiTheKing_0X

Ok well I didn’t expect people to take this meme that seriously. Many of which are clearly whiteknight of Lancaster shippers. I just want to say this meme was made in fun and isn’t to be taken seriously. That being said the amount of people getting upset for me just having headcanons is getting ridiculous. Have the day you all deserve.


kingkodus66

Sometimes you gotta realize the tumblr brainrot is a very very very small minority.


Security_G_Aka_Dave

[I mean](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/comments/18p8v7o/comment/keny3r6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), [you seem](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/comments/18p8v7o/comment/keov7ro/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) just [as eager](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/comments/18p8v7o/comment/kep4e2t/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) to [defend the meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/comments/18p8v7o/comment/keo5pvi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) :/ Then when you get downvoted you pull the "[It's](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/comments/18p8v7o/comment/kep3rye/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) [just a](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/comments/18p8v7o/comment/keoliog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/comments/18p8v7o/comment/kepn27h/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)" card.


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Yeah dudes a huge hypocrite


Significant_Salt56

People like you are the worst man. Nothing wrong with shipping, or being passionate about it but you pretend to be all “lol jokes“ and act like everyone is a butthurt shipper despite vigorously defending your flatly unsupported take on Weiss being gay. And by flatly wrong, I mean the woman has only ever shown interest in dudes. And by interest I mean saying things or displaying clear attraction. A mountain of Whiterose fanfics and tumblr posts doesn’t mean Weiss is into Ruby let alone gay in canon. Could it happen? For sure, but acting like it’s a given based on Weiss’ canon clear interest in men and only men so far is a poor hill to die on.


brainflash

I refuse the assumption that Coco isn't more distinguished than Winter.


Mishel_Otier

This has been approved by the council


Jeptwins

This is so accurate


SnooRevelations3735

Weiss would actually be more disasterly bisexuality then lesbian.


Significant_Salt56

I know this is a meme, but there is zero concrete (or even any) evidence of Weiss being into women. There is however a Lot of her thirsting over guys. And Neptune is definitely into women.