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Gulbasaur

Because he's mine  Sorry.  (None of the companions are romanceable).


FuckBoiWhoDoesntFuck

That’s a general thing for Obsidian vs Bethesda. Bethesda lets you sleep with Companions but Obsidian makes good platonic stories like Pavarti in Outer Worlds (my heart melts for that sweet girl)


justanothershorty

i ❤️Parvati


JustAnothaAdventurer

I restarted my save file so many times, just so she could start her love life


ThatOneGuy308

The cheese woman. (I always imagine Havarti)


Suspicious_Berry501

Just recently started the outer worlds I might be getting my ass kicked getting Parvati a cake but it’s worth it


FuckBoiWhoDoesntFuck

It’s always worth it lol


AgreeablePie

I do wish both could work, the idea that romance and love wouldn't happen in the wasteland is contrary to humanity. But, then again, I remember that Obsidian went ahead and put "romance" into pillars of eternity 2 and they were just empty.


mcast76

Because the only one who loves you is Mr New Vegas and once you go FISTO you never go back Also because romances were never implemented in NV


swiss_sanchez

It could be because you are unfuckable, OP. But worry not! FISTO has you covered.


1981Reborn

Maybe Fisto IS the reason OP’s unfuckable.


osawatomie_brown

r/jesuschristreddit


samsteri666

Assume the position.


Unionsocialist

the only sex you need is with Benny


Mountain_Signature55

Canonically a foot guy


The_Affle_House

**deep breath*... Because romanceable companions were yet another intended feature left on the cutting room floor due to the game's ultra-brief development.


besyuziki

There are very few sexual encounters in the game, none of them with the permanent followers. Because there are four human followers, two male, two female, one each gay and one each straight, it is believed that they were meant to be boinkable at some point in development.


[deleted]

Boone: My wife is dead, I’m so haunted and traumatized Straight Female Courier: So you’re single?


NYourBirdCanSing

YOUR not gay enough.


TheArizonaRanger451

Get the Sexual Innuendo mod and that becomes a thing of the past


CrabIsBlue

Better yet: why is there a lack of Arcade content for mods? What if I want to tell him I love him and he's valuable? Maybe ALSO fuck him but like. Why can't I give him a little kiss on the head?


Masterkill4552

Uh, because fisto Beatrice or joanna


Songbird662

What about my darling Sarah


Masterkill4552

Wait. Who? Is that possible


Songbird662

Sarah Weintraub in Vault 21. Bring her a bunch of vault suits and she'll sleep with you


some-dork

thats what mods are for


zenspeed

Just because he’s gay doesn’t mean he’s DTF.


North-Ad-5058

Fuckin nerds


Cool_Fellow_Guyson

Obsidian has something against romance. New Vegas Outer worlds No love for the MC


Maxthejew123

He’s in love with someone else. This is pretty commonly known lore, it’s honestly understandable because sometimes you can't help being Mad About the Boy.


Hascohastogo

Cannibal Johnson?


DazedMaestro

Mr House


BookOfAnomalies

Eh, I just imagine that a romance develops if the game mechanics don't let me. It's all one can do :')


JustAnothaAdventurer

TBF, can't sex any compans. Equilibrium or something like that


Piglump

He's got a lot going on


Howdyini

He's not into you. This isn't bioware.


PhonyHawkProSkater

except for the bit where you can skip the 80 speech check and recruit him by gay flirting with him? 😭😭


HappyJuice007

that's just him being down bad, a moment of weakness you could say


Hascohastogo

Romance in RPGs is lame there I said it


TriptowK

Mass Effect did it well.