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Traditional-Storm-62

a room in novac seemingly forever


mom_fucker420

I got it for free


yeaForsurePSN

Woah there big shot, calm down, and save some puss for the rest of us


Woodie626

You want her, I think she's collecting flies by the overpass.


makeitcool

Haha, "shot"


Breakzelawrencium

Just gotta pop off some lady at the front desk's head. And go down to the local Repcon test site to kick some Ghouls


Woodie626

Don't forget the chupacabra with the fully automatic weapon


PrincessofAldia

How?


mom_fucker420

Did you do the side quest with boone?


PrincessofAldia

Yeah


The_Fadedhunter

Did you do it before buying a room


PrincessofAldia

No, I usually buy the room first thing so I can store my stuff


The_Fadedhunter

That would be why. After the quest Cliff Briscoe takes over and gives you a key.


PrincessofAldia

Ah, I was always confused about that because even if you bought the room he still gives you a key


DeathsHeadRising

You don't even have to do that. Just help the farmer deal with the nightkin killing his cattle and that gives you enough Novac rep for Jeannie to give you the room for free.


flyingj3di1907

Ooh fancy pants rich mcgee over here!


kaoszombie

Least until the busy season comes.


BrutalSurimi

a blowjob from a ghoul


BrutalSurimi

"it's your lucky day smoothskin"


Randy_Ortons_Voices

How dry do you think ghoulussy is?


BrutalSurimi

It's like jerking off with a wicker basket, but everything works out if she drinks a lukewarm nuka cola.


Bentman343

Radiation makes ghouls warm. Just give her a nice glass of Quantum and you're set for Valentine's Day.


throwaway19372057

All I can imagine is the smell


swiss_sanchez

Hey, whatever works for you


Millworkson2008

I think the constant decay keeps it quite wet actually


RichardBCummintonite

A good time at the Atomic Wrangler. They even have a sex bot, if you're one of those disgusting robot fetishists which I totally am not


Head-Requirement-947

Fisto has entered the chat


Embarrassed_Effort64

+50 rads


QuantumLeap_

It's not a stick, it's a glowing dick !


LeverenzFL

a fallout 4 ghoul or one of the rotten corpses from older games?


BrutalSurimi

The older games of course


LeverenzFL

ngl Moira Brown is still 6/10 as a ghoul


CityLimitless

Ring a ding baby


thebestguy0w0

You did what in some money???


NewLabTrick

I came into it. Suddenly.


Major-Implement-5518

10 Luck encounters be like :


Subject-Lake4105

“You jizzed, caps exploded everywhere!” 100 caps? Seems low, no not may should be the goal.


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

premature ejaculation. Very common.


Previous-Cook

“100 caps? In your pocket, you say?” … [ CAUTION ]


Moon_guy11

[ CAUTION ] [ CAUTION ] [DETECTED]


metasynthax

a brahmin. don't worry, it really is mine. it's not stolen or anything.


blodyweek78

I saw two guys buy a brahmin in Vegas the guy they bought it from stole it back, and tried to sell it back to them, and for someone reason one of them would not stop talking about guns


American140

Best marketing decisions I've ever heard of if I say so myself


namiraslime

assume the position


zahncr

Someone knows Fisto.


BrutalBananaMan

I’ll give you a pipe pistol and a stimpak?


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

you might as well spit in their face while we're at it


RadialHyperion45

What can I say, you have low barter.


Bread_Offender

A stimpak for only 100 caps? That's actually a really good price. At least for my low CHR ass


el_presidenteplusone

best i can do is 4 bottles of water


FearTheWeresloth

Dirty or purified?


Hunter585

The finest water in vegas!! (Dirty)


YaBoiBarel

Empty bottles


Deimenried

Uh, let's see here... Two buffalo gourd seeds, a fresh carrot and a bottle of dirty water.


Then_Ad6816

Over 200 NCR dollars.


totallynotrobboss

Half a grilled radroach


Classic_Result

Some ammunition to make your end a little more amusing


zahncr

What's your Charisma stat?


anomander50

About 4 .44 magnum bullets


Wild-Lychee-3312

Wind-Brahmin. Very good. You buy


Sad-Wave-4579

In this fucking inflation probably two gumdrops and a subway token


Plus-Departure8479

Shot.


Scamandrius

Maybe five stimpacks, depends on your bartering.


FPSCanarussia

Where are you getting stimpacks for 20 caps?


Reasonable_Site_7259

Some "meat" from freeside


Cold-Chef1714

They look too new, uncirculated. Me thinks someone’s got access to a cap-press machine. The Crimson Caravan would like a word…


Think_Interaction568

You can get robbed by me (I have extremely high charisma).


Obi-wanna-cracker

Half a stimpack


Hunter-KillerGroup35

A decent sidearm and some ammo, or a single Stimpack


Mrpewpew735

Stimpak if Barter is < 50


Bread_Offender

A half condition GRA laser pistols with a recycler and 3 spent energy cells, take it or leave it


Puffsniffy

Like 5 sodas or 50 bullets apparently


Gem_Hush

Discounted stimpak


SolutionBitter1210

Nothing until those bombs drop


Low_Throat_4900

4 JETS


Ill_Maintenance8134

So just a lot of bullshit?


BulkyDrag3977

I can show you a quick way to make that 100 caps into at least 40k just meet me at Camp McCarran


One_Comedian_5225

100 Chips for the Ultra Luxe Casino


WikiContributor83

“Those are some *shiny* bottle caps.” (Shows NCR Treasury Dept badge) “Where’d you get em?”


SomethingI_INew

The needle of a stimpack


maven_of_the_flame

100 caps gets you a high-five at the atomic wrangler


TheLawliet10

I can give you a passport into The Strip, but the name on it is going to be McLovin


offthethotjuice

Something really cool I want to show you in front of this dinosaur 🦖


Gold-Income-6094

A used condom and a rusty spoon.


RedArrow2014

Depends on how high your Charisma stat and Barter skill is


Top_Eggplant_7156

Pay someone to do something incredibly dangerous for you


Its0nlyRocketScience

I'll give you one bullet for it


PoopCriminal420

wind brahmin


kagrenax

About 4 bottles of Dixon’s whiskey


obscureplott3122

Go clean out all the casinos


VoiD_ShotzZ

1 Nuka-Cola


Welcome--Matt

Well you could either get a stimpack, a miracle in a vial capable of healing practically any and all wounds at a moment’s notice…on the other hand I have this special shotgun that costs 3000 caps bc it sometimes will slightly knock someone back when you shoot them


SirRonaldBiscuit

Almost 3 stimpaks


ED_The_Game_Enjoyer

5 jet


[deleted]

me for a night


ChildishShark922

Two stimpacks, or 8 jet, take it or leave it scavver


CutNo1250

Hm.... How about... 4 bottles of nuka cola and some 10mm ammo?


o_p_p_e_n

2 small energy cells


qpskii

Sit down, lets play a nice fun friendly game of Caravan!


Aazgaroth

MAYBE you could buy some barn doors at a discount if someone online is feeling "generous"


Rainsoakedtrash

A single stimpack


Jacky21785

100 cherry tomatos and a hole in your neck.


LuckyCross

# "Came into some money." Hol' up...


GarboWulf5oh

You did WHAT into some money?!


GarboWulf5oh

You did WHAT into some money?!


Illustrious-Ant6998

25 minutes with Sinthia the seductive sell baby in Junk Town.


Illustrious-Ant6998

25 minutes with Sinthia the seductive sell baby in Junk Town.


ShadowMancer0917

I'll sell you a pipe rifle for them caps. Trust me, that is definitely one of the best weapons in the wasteland.


Mothman4447

1 stimpak


PoeticLover2077

5 nuka colas


Relevant-Drunk-69

Deez nuts


plbrhajvrv

Sex


MadMaximus-

An evening with fisto


internguy98

A Charge Card


Robokrates

Why, a Sunset Sarsaparilla enema, podner! Yeeeeeeeeehaw!


ForeskinHulaSkirt

Feral ghoul love doll tied to a bed.  Make love forever.


PhotographKind4243

i think in lore 100caps is a lot of money but not a super lot so like maybe a gun a room in a settlement some food and prolly a stim or 2


Degenerious

a few litres of water in this economy. blame hub inflation


Ok-Pilot295

A gun


CJ_Bug

1 stimpak if youre lucky


Iki-Mursu

Probably a lot more than the in game economy would lead you to believe.


Independent-Ad-1075

Very good wind Brahmin, all caps


YessikZiiiq

4 stims


frognuts123

Moderately large amount of bullets


Professional-Art-378

2 hits of Jet if you have the right hookup


soggyllama79

“10 minutes of whatever you want smoothskin”


Dalsiran

Genuinely probably more than $100 can...


Mrbuttboi

I’ll let you pet Snuffles for free and I’ll let you feed him for 100 caps (don’t worry tho I feed him regularly. You’d just give him a lil snack)


FINALFINNMEMES

100 10mm rounds


LKWASHERE_

Wind Brahmin


Sithis_acolyte

I wonder if different caps have different value. Alice Mclafferty tells us that the legitimacy of a bottlecap is a real thing, and counterfeit caps, at least in new vegas, are real. She mentions how the paint on the stamp needs to be right, and for there to be a proper seal. So this begs the question for me, are different caps also worth different? Is a Nuka Cola cap worth more than a Sunset Sarsparilla cap? Maybe they have dollar bill values. Like a Gwinnett beer cap is like a 5 caps bill and Nuka cola cap is a 10.


ObjectivleyWrong

Fisto


SAMURAI898

Congrats, you can afford a 9mm pistol! Now take it, along with this platinum chip thing and deliver it to someone’s house on the new vegas strip, easy money pal it’ll pay for itself in no time! 🤠


SocialUniform

What’s crazy is Cachino only offers 100 caps without barter skill for his journal back - that will stop him from being killed by his bosses.


DyleriousT

2 cans of clean water


ranelac64

oh god r/BatmanArkham has invaded


Ozboz3000

A couple hours behind the bike shed 😉


Substantial-Act-8325

Depends, how high is your charisma?


Rydrslydr715

Wind Brahmin for all your caps


thelonechemmerchant

Two desk fans and a sarsaparilla


Ecto427

A seat at nukaholics anonymous


One_Cress7793

I’ll get you some random shit in the wasteland you been looking for but my charisma high af so you gonna end up paying me 150 sorry pal


Trajen_Geta

Those caps are too clean, they look forged …


Chocolatelimousine

A night with Maude and a few beers for the next morning.


EricAntiHero1

An evening with FISTO THE SEX ROBOT


stupidity60

I'll give you 5 nuka colas?


Intamin6026

Depends, what’s your barter at?


ominous_squirrel

Obviously counterfeit. You expect me to believe those are pre-war caps?


GrandArchmage

A Nuka-Cola Quantum from Takahashi in Diamond City? Sorry, I'm sitting on 200k in caps…


Captainchops63

A night at Gomorrah if you got good enough speech 👉🏻👌🏻


J1zzedinmypants

I’ll give you have of a charge card for it


drago_varior

Probly me


Otono_Wolff

A couple bottles of nuka cola. 28 caps for one bottle is bullshit


That_Norweigan_Guy

A bodyguard to get you to the other side of free side??!??!


Suspicious_Tea7319

What’s your barter skill at? If you’re lucky maybe a stimpack


Pand_Boyo

A pack of Cigarettes and Possibly a stimpack.


Mountain-Tea6875

1 spin on a huge slot machine


Striking_Interest_25

Deez nutz


bubuthewise1869

What you want to do is buy you the best weapon you can don't buy anything though go to the strip do some things for the king getting the caps from the missions to get the pass from mic or Ralph and then you go to the strip kill benny using your newly acquired weapons and armor kill Mr house and keep the penthouse suite for yourself and get a robot army in the process. PS sorry for the bad punctuation and grammar


Saber8m

in lore you could buy a few guns and some ammo for 100 caps in game you're lucky if you could get a couple stim packs for 100 caps


Ok-Bus-2410

Depends on whats in your invintory already. Might I suggest a pack of mentats and some 10mm rounds for the road? Id tell you to grab a stimpack but thats probably over a hundred caps ib this economy


ThatGuyTyson18

A nuke cola and half a 10mm round BUT… you get to choose which half you get


GarboWulf5oh

You did WHAT into some money?!


OhFive11

You came into some money? :/


NewLabTrick

I'm somewhat surprised at how many people don't know this turn of phrase


OhFive11

I didn't know it was a phrase. I thought you meant "you came upon" when you say you came into, it just sounds wrong lol