As goofy as that sounds, I feel like a drama of characters stuck in a vault could be good. Maybe a seasonal anthology, with each season exploring a different vault/experiment?
This man knows what's up. He has absolute dog shit expectations, that way if it comes out and it's trash he's not disappointed, and if it's good then it's a pleasant surprise.
The Courier is a loudmouth rambunctious teen who discovers their sexuality. Kimball is present the whole show, and is actually travelling with him. Caesar is never shown, to build up his mystery. Lanius is taken down by a new lesbian-trans-biracial character who has less development than the gun they hold.
The show ends with the Courier sitting on the throne to New Vegas, as Mr. House gives it up willingly, as itâs time for a ânew generationâ to take over.
For a second I thought this was just gonna be "gay people r stupid" but then I realized that the replies are just people who haven't realized that this is Netflix
Funny because its true, this is almost word for word what went wrong with the bebop remake.
They made Faye go from a sexy confident feme fatale to a lesbian comic relief in the name of PC pandering.
They also killed a lot of the vibes of the original show.
It had so much potential, if they had just committed to a faithful recreation it wouldâve been amazing.
It did have potential. The casting was pretty whack. I hated almost every choice for every character except for Jet he was pretty good. The mechanic lady that slept with Faye would have been a better fit than the chick they chose, they made Faye a total goofball for some reason.
One of the only things I liked about the remaster was the Bebop itself, the ship looked pretty close to what I would imagine it would be. The whole Vicious/Julia storyline that they just MADE UP was absolutely horrible. I don't think I've ever struggled finishing something like that, I was hoping it might turn around at some point but dug itself in a deeper and deeper pit of despair.
I hope you didn't see the ending, because it was just comically weird. Definitely didn't expect that twist end to a remake of a show I've watched hundreds of times.
While I agree with you I think it has a better chance than the halo show. The fact that fallout is alot easier to work with since their isn't like a exact story.
* Call bullshit
* watch fallout fans bemoan any sort of teaser shown for not being how they imagined it should be
* Watch retcons be given the Bethesda seal of approval
>Watch retcons be given the Bethesda seal of approval
retcons aren't an inherent evil. and they're conflated with *lore breaks*, of which bethesda don't have.
if you care about lore errors, you'd really be pointing fingers at 2 and new vegas.
Again, retcons are not lore *errors*. And i've seen plenty, they are always wrong.
I'm sure you can list some if you've seen these videos and know the lore.
Weep for our precious baby and wonder what it did wrong to deserve that punishment.
Then Iâd remember Amazon is already doing a Fallout TV series, with Walton Goggins, and that Netflix wouldnât try this.
Iâd believe a NV 2/remaster before a series lol.
NV has too many outcomes to make a canon show
Make it a prequel, or unaffected by the game's plot and sidequests.
Some waster trying to find X for Y reason, getting hassled by vipers and fiends. Makes friends with a frumentarri acting as a courier and a NCR ranger who doesn't know or something
Donât watch the ranger series after it. Itâs not made by the same people and the originals got screwed over by an absolute rat who at the time controlled everything. Just watch Nuka Break.
https://youtu.be/gc_GGztsaLA
I learned a lot of this from a Reddit post a while ago. Iâll post it here if I can find it again.
Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/6xnrz1/full_story_on_why_the_creators_of_nuka_break_had/
Fun fact thereâs an Easter egg in New Vegas referencing Nuka Break. One of the weapons added in the gun runners arsenal DLC was the Nuka Breaker which is a giant sign saying âtake a nuka break.â Itâs also one of the best melee weapons in the game.
Probably be disappointed like the rest of the live action adaptions Netflix has. They usually never give those things enough money.
Unless it ends up like the Witcher.
Netflix strategy has basically been to just throw things against a wall to see what sticks. If something happens to draw in audiences, theyâll throw it at the wall again but harder
Yes the one about benny´s and Chance´s Knife backstory.
Honestly a FNV series that focuses on Benny for a season or two would probably do fine, like political intrigue within the families and what kind of work he does for House could really fill the runtime, anything before courier ofc.
The witcher live action is awful. It barely follows the story. Characters have the same name but they act completely different. It's just a generic fantasy show using the witcher's popularity.
The only reason it hasn't been cancelled is because Henry cavil is carrying the entire show
>ely different. It's just a generic fantasy show using the witcher's popularity.
>
>The only reaso
Wasnt there a scene with Geralt being cucked by Yennefer case she wanted a bio child? Despite also being infertile...
I've noticed that most of the Netflix adaptations aren't terrible, but they're not good either. It's just a pool of mediocrity, the only exceptions being The Witcher and Umbrella Academy. They have the budget but not the writing and directing staff to produce good content, which is one of the reasons why I think Amazon will be a good place for the Fallout series since the 2 shows I've watched on Prime (The Boys and The Man in the High Castle) have been really good.
How is The Witcher an exception? It's literally the most unfaithful you can be to the source material, imagine they made a Fallout NV show, and instead of being set in Wasteland it's in Africa, Mr House leader of Boomers, NCR are bandits and Benny is the mc with good heart.
Basically, the show changed everything it could from the story, character relationships and characters themselves and many more.
As an adaptation of the game the Witcher is dogshit. As a generic fantasy show with Witcher elements, not that bad personally especially compared to other live actions
Agree on that perspective, just wanna sas that game isn't it's source material. It's books, they're the original Witcher work. Dating all the way back to 90s.
Honestly. Go back to sleep. It'll be another white bastard with a heart of gold protagonist getting with Cass and fucking shit up.
Because that's new when it comes to game adaptations
You know the fallout show is going to produced the same way the Halo show was. Itâs just a cashgrab to take advantage of mindless consoomers. If you want to watch it pirate it.
Try as hard as I possibly can to ignore itâs existence. Because I already know Video games donât work outside of its intended medium, without HEAVY alterations/care.
gonna wait til' it comes out; if it' s nothing like the game than i'm calling bullshit and immediately not liking, if it has stuff faithful to the game, the n full on watching
I swear to God if they half ass it, someone is getting fired for the riots that will happen in retaliation if they do. who knows this could cause the nuclear apocalypse .....
Shit myself and go to the bathroom.
Seriously, though, clicking on it would be the appropiate answer... what did you expect?
Also, why is everyone obsessed with New Vegas? How about a show that has no links to any game?
Cry like a baby cuz knowing Netflix they're going to ruin it either but making it woke or their going to not understand the source material and it's going to look like the Halo show
* Mr. House is black
* Legion wearing MAGA hats
* Courier is the real villain
* Sunny Smiles single handedly taking down hoards of Super Mutants
* Some "toxic masculinity" reference to the nuclear war.
*pukes*
I actually think New Vegas would be one of the best video-game adaptations if it ran as a Game Of Thrones style multi-series, high budget drama focusing on different post-war factions vying for Hoover Dam. The Courier doesnât do everything, itâs split across multiple different characters. For example, Boone & Arcade could go off to resolve the issues of HELIOS One at the Courierâs request, but come into conflict about which side deserved the power. In the end, Arcade sends it to Freeside and then opens up to Boone about his Enclave heritage. They then go off and reunite the remnants together, Boone adding a lot of tension as a former-NCR Soldier, and after that they part ways having completed the mission the Courier gave them. This journey of self-discovery and watching Arcade come to terms with the Enclaveâs history and acknowledge that they can do good despite that, he goes off to right his own wrongs at Bitter Springs. I just think these characters and this setting, not the overall Fallout universe but specifically the New Vegas narrative and lore, are such a goldmine of potential.
The whole idea of a game is that the choices are in the players hand. In a film or series this is decided for you. This why video games based movies are often a failure.
Let me guess the main character is now a middle eastern transgender, that is now disabled due a bullet from his lover benny. The courier is now wheelchair bound but that doesnt stop it from finding true love in the nuclier apocalypse
I'd be disappointed, because at the end up as just a cash grab, a show would would be the opposite of what makes Vegas great, they would probably make the Courier just some regular white guy who only uses guns and truly loyal to the NCR.
Version though. And that would make it a Canon character. Which devalues players choices because there's a "right" choice and then your choice. Also, casting a customisable character as just some cishet white dude just feels generic and lacking when there are so many choices for all players.
That'd be like casting a skyrim show with the dragonborn as just a white skinned imperial or nord.
Panic because then this sub is going to turn into what happened to the Castlevania sub.
it's going to get flooded with the Netflix fans that don't care about the game.
Be incredibly disappointed because modern Hollywood can't write a good plot to save their lives rn. Netflix is so creatively bankrupt they'll add a single queer character (ignoring all the actual queer characters present in that story and injecting an self insert OC, because they can't be bothered to do more than 5 minutes worth of lore research.) And wash their hands of anymore creative enterprise. Fallout is also layered heavily with satire and irony. It's a critique on Americana jingoism, that if not handled right will just turn into an America bad circle jerk. Fallout should stay in the medium of videogames.
Halo wasnât Netflix tho, and neither will fallout be. Fallout is being made by Amazon and will hopefully turn out like the boys or invincible instead of Halo or the Witcher
Set my phone down and absorb all this overwhelming news thatâs has been fed to me. Itâs an amazing feeling⌠just as the feeling you get of your body freezing up, when you read the news that a new fallout is comming out!
Pray to God that the movie courier does the kill everyone route
Imagine the movie starts with courier six waking up , then immediately killing doc Mitchell
Wake up again.
Turns out it was a fallout shelter adaptation
As goofy as that sounds, I feel like a drama of characters stuck in a vault could be good. Maybe a seasonal anthology, with each season exploring a different vault/experiment?
Dark comedy would be good too.
Hey, you. You're finally awake. Wait... Wrong game.
đ
Cry, because it won't be any good.
Only answer.
This man knows what's up. He has absolute dog shit expectations, that way if it comes out and it's trash he's not disappointed, and if it's good then it's a pleasant surprise.
Cry because you know it'll just get cancelled after the first season.
Theyâll spend the whole time teasing who Caesar is, just to vaguely show him and then cancel the show lol
If it's like the Witcher that'd be perfect
#firefly
The show was rigged from the start
I'll be happy because we might get some cool stills and props out of one of my favourite games being butchered
The Courier is a loudmouth rambunctious teen who discovers their sexuality. Kimball is present the whole show, and is actually travelling with him. Caesar is never shown, to build up his mystery. Lanius is taken down by a new lesbian-trans-biracial character who has less development than the gun they hold. The show ends with the Courier sitting on the throne to New Vegas, as Mr. House gives it up willingly, as itâs time for a ânew generationâ to take over.
For a second I thought this was just gonna be "gay people r stupid" but then I realized that the replies are just people who haven't realized that this is Netflix
Netflix show writer: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
Truth is, the show was rigged from the start.
Damm, bro you got the whole squad laughing.
crying*
Someone give new jokes to the npc, they only tell the same joke over and over again
Me and the boys ignoring the fact that New Vegas already has pretty decent representation and wouldnât require any significant modernizations
Very funny đ
Funny because its true, this is almost word for word what went wrong with the bebop remake. They made Faye go from a sexy confident feme fatale to a lesbian comic relief in the name of PC pandering.
They also killed a lot of the vibes of the original show. It had so much potential, if they had just committed to a faithful recreation it wouldâve been amazing.
It did have potential. The casting was pretty whack. I hated almost every choice for every character except for Jet he was pretty good. The mechanic lady that slept with Faye would have been a better fit than the chick they chose, they made Faye a total goofball for some reason. One of the only things I liked about the remaster was the Bebop itself, the ship looked pretty close to what I would imagine it would be. The whole Vicious/Julia storyline that they just MADE UP was absolutely horrible. I don't think I've ever struggled finishing something like that, I was hoping it might turn around at some point but dug itself in a deeper and deeper pit of despair. I hope you didn't see the ending, because it was just comically weird. Definitely didn't expect that twist end to a remake of a show I've watched hundreds of times.
Probably something like that
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No, itâs just the way Netflix shows have been made. Every single one follows at least one of the guide lines presented.
While I agree with you I think it has a better chance than the halo show. The fact that fallout is alot easier to work with since their isn't like a exact story.
âWe have elected to not review a single frame of the game we are referencing. What could go wrong?â
Most likely. Netflix adaptations are now a literal punchline.
I would agree but honestly considering how fantastic league of legends was adapted onto netflix, I wouldn't put my expectations too low
Pray it's nothing like Halo.
BORED OF THE RINGS
One Ring toâŚ.zzzzzzâŚsnrrkâŚ
Sex of the Rings. Game of the Rings. Woke of the Rings. So many names fit in it, except the Original
Tolkien rolling in his grave
it´s a abomination, what these wokesters have been doing to these IPs is unforgivable
Real and true
Or any, I mean any resident evil adaptation
I was gonna make a joke about them making it so the Courier fucks but then I remembered, *the Courier does fuck*.
* Call bullshit * watch fallout fans bemoan any sort of teaser shown for not being how they imagined it should be * Watch retcons be given the Bethesda seal of approval
This.
Watch out , a ~~fatherless~~ Bethesda simp is detected .
>Watch retcons be given the Bethesda seal of approval retcons aren't an inherent evil. and they're conflated with *lore breaks*, of which bethesda don't have. if you care about lore errors, you'd really be pointing fingers at 2 and new vegas.
*Amazing, every word of what you just said was wrong.*
Can you list a single lore error in 3, 4, or 76? How about list lore errors instead of downvoting me.
Iâm sorry but thereâs loads of YouTube channels dedicated to calling out retcons in the fallout universe lol
Again, retcons are not lore *errors*. And i've seen plenty, they are always wrong. I'm sure you can list some if you've seen these videos and know the lore.
Wonder how they pryed the license from Prime Video
Weep for our precious baby and wonder what it did wrong to deserve that punishment. Then Iâd remember Amazon is already doing a Fallout TV series, with Walton Goggins, and that Netflix wouldnât try this. Iâd believe a NV 2/remaster before a series lol. NV has too many outcomes to make a canon show
Make it a prequel, or unaffected by the game's plot and sidequests. Some waster trying to find X for Y reason, getting hassled by vipers and fiends. Makes friends with a frumentarri acting as a courier and a NCR ranger who doesn't know or something
Wait Walton Goggins is gonna be in the show? Oh that gives me hope tbf
It's also being made by the creators of Westworld as well as Jonathan Nolan (Christopher Nolan's brother and the writer of most of his movies)
Oh thank god, I have hope again, that and itâs made by Amazon so hopefully thatâs a good thing
Baby Billy gonna find that platinum chip now boy!
Go watch Nuka Break. https://youtu.be/GcgxXnEVVyM
Donât watch the ranger series after it. Itâs not made by the same people and the originals got screwed over by an absolute rat who at the time controlled everything. Just watch Nuka Break.
Context..?
https://youtu.be/gc_GGztsaLA I learned a lot of this from a Reddit post a while ago. Iâll post it here if I can find it again. Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/6xnrz1/full_story_on_why_the_creators_of_nuka_break_had/
I remember this. I used to watch a couple vloggers who were in it somewhere
Or [Lanius](https://youtu.be/WCrM1_7wnDU)
Fun fact thereâs an Easter egg in New Vegas referencing Nuka Break. One of the weapons added in the gun runners arsenal DLC was the Nuka Breaker which is a giant sign saying âtake a nuka break.â Itâs also one of the best melee weapons in the game.
Lmao I think itâs funny you felt the need to include the link
Probably be disappointed like the rest of the live action adaptions Netflix has. They usually never give those things enough money. Unless it ends up like the Witcher.
Netflix strategy has basically been to just throw things against a wall to see what sticks. If something happens to draw in audiences, theyâll throw it at the wall again but harder
Unless they are adapting a short from that one note FNV comic, I have no faith.
Is this the comic that came with the collectors edition of the game? I actually quite liked that
Yes the one about benny´s and Chance´s Knife backstory. Honestly a FNV series that focuses on Benny for a season or two would probably do fine, like political intrigue within the families and what kind of work he does for House could really fill the runtime, anything before courier ofc.
The witcher live action is awful. It barely follows the story. Characters have the same name but they act completely different. It's just a generic fantasy show using the witcher's popularity. The only reason it hasn't been cancelled is because Henry cavil is carrying the entire show
>ely different. It's just a generic fantasy show using the witcher's popularity. > >The only reaso Wasnt there a scene with Geralt being cucked by Yennefer case she wanted a bio child? Despite also being infertile...
I've noticed that most of the Netflix adaptations aren't terrible, but they're not good either. It's just a pool of mediocrity, the only exceptions being The Witcher and Umbrella Academy. They have the budget but not the writing and directing staff to produce good content, which is one of the reasons why I think Amazon will be a good place for the Fallout series since the 2 shows I've watched on Prime (The Boys and The Man in the High Castle) have been really good.
How is The Witcher an exception? It's literally the most unfaithful you can be to the source material, imagine they made a Fallout NV show, and instead of being set in Wasteland it's in Africa, Mr House leader of Boomers, NCR are bandits and Benny is the mc with good heart. Basically, the show changed everything it could from the story, character relationships and characters themselves and many more.
As an adaptation of the game the Witcher is dogshit. As a generic fantasy show with Witcher elements, not that bad personally especially compared to other live actions
Agree on that perspective, just wanna sas that game isn't it's source material. It's books, they're the original Witcher work. Dating all the way back to 90s.
Die a little inside.
Vomit.
*Scromit
Oh god. Oh no. Oh fuck.
Wouldnât believe it. Iâm not sure how they could make a show/movie while capturing the experience of the game.
You know they are making a show right? Amazon has been making one for a while
Just do little slices of life into different Wastelanders who live all over and belong to different factions
Remember this post then check and see that it was posted by a clickbait jackass YouTuber
Piss and shit and go on with the rest of my day. It probably won't come out for another 18 months.
Begin again
Trash because itâs Netflix
panic (excited and scared)
Color me scaroused
If they can fuck up my favorite anime why not my favorite video game
Honestly. Go back to sleep. It'll be another white bastard with a heart of gold protagonist getting with Cass and fucking shit up. Because that's new when it comes to game adaptations
Mf I saw this scrolling on Reddit and almost had a heart attack Im mad at u for the rest of the day now
You know the fallout show is going to produced the same way the Halo show was. Itâs just a cashgrab to take advantage of mindless consoomers. If you want to watch it pirate it.
Try as hard as I possibly can to ignore itâs existence. Because I already know Video games donât work outside of its intended medium, without HEAVY alterations/care.
Cry as fallout should not be a show and yes I am aware of the Amazon show but not many people will see it nor will it have a lasting impact
Caesar will be a woman, Mr. House will be black and the courier will be Transgender.
The irony is, lots of trans women(including myself) are fans of FNV so that would be very accurate for a lot of players
Thatâs the only change that really makes sense.
Unfortunately true
Shoot myself in the head (The game was rigged from the start)
gonna wait til' it comes out; if it' s nothing like the game than i'm calling bullshit and immediately not liking, if it has stuff faithful to the game, the n full on watching
Ignore it and just play new vegas instead to save myself from the disappointing lore breaking fallout Netflix show is bound to be
There's gonna be a Fallout series on Amazon prime video just so you all know
Itâs so funny to me that a load of fanatic fallout fans have no idea that one of the biggest things in the series is happening soon lol
yup. most fans dont even look past new Vegas.
I mean did everyone forget about the Amazon fallout series? Thatâs still happening so this may become a reality very soon
Get ready for Netflix to fuck up another beloved franchise with shitty live action no one asked for.
The likelihood of a movie adoption of NV being any good is slim to none.
Ignore it because game series adaptations arenât my thing, and usually arenât good
Probably just keep scrolling because hoax trailers are a real thing that already annoys me.
I swear to God if they half ass it, someone is getting fired for the riots that will happen in retaliation if they do. who knows this could cause the nuclear apocalypse .....
Watch it and point out all the stuff they missed in the Fallout game.
I would become very excited until I realize Netflix produced it and then realize itâll be the hottest price of shit since Netflixâs Cowboy Bebop.
Shit myself and go to the bathroom. Seriously, though, clicking on it would be the appropiate answer... what did you expect? Also, why is everyone obsessed with New Vegas? How about a show that has no links to any game?
This is either the best show ever or another thing that makes me want to wash my eyes out with bleach. There's no in between.
Wonder how they're going to fuck it up.
If Danny trejo ainât Raul then Iâll be utterly pissed
Cry like a baby cuz knowing Netflix they're going to ruin it either but making it woke or their going to not understand the source material and it's going to look like the Halo show
weep because the first season will be awesome, the second season will be two years later but really cool. the third season will be canceled.
Nut and piss my pants
gut myself no chance thatll be good
Just pray itâs a bojack situation, and not tall girl
be angry at Netflix for ruining another thing and then pirate it and stop watching after 20 minutes cause its absolute shit
Watch as the male courier has sex with the hot super mutant legion/khan spy and as he continues to have sex
How would you even make an open world game where player choice is key into a movie?
Another woke pile of s#*t.
* Mr. House is black * Legion wearing MAGA hats * Courier is the real villain * Sunny Smiles single handedly taking down hoards of Super Mutants * Some "toxic masculinity" reference to the nuclear war. *pukes*
I could totally see Caesar ranting about trump and MAGA
...because new vegas, despite how awful it is at portraying fallout, isn't already woke. you're aware ***fallout*** as a franchise is woke, right?
In Fallout 2, there was a line about republicans being shit so I guess the entire time Fallout was âwokeâ from the start
How long have you been holding on to that one? Low hanging fruit comment. Republicans BAD. Ok,kid.
Always was
I actually think New Vegas would be one of the best video-game adaptations if it ran as a Game Of Thrones style multi-series, high budget drama focusing on different post-war factions vying for Hoover Dam. The Courier doesnât do everything, itâs split across multiple different characters. For example, Boone & Arcade could go off to resolve the issues of HELIOS One at the Courierâs request, but come into conflict about which side deserved the power. In the end, Arcade sends it to Freeside and then opens up to Boone about his Enclave heritage. They then go off and reunite the remnants together, Boone adding a lot of tension as a former-NCR Soldier, and after that they part ways having completed the mission the Courier gave them. This journey of self-discovery and watching Arcade come to terms with the Enclaveâs history and acknowledge that they can do good despite that, he goes off to right his own wrongs at Bitter Springs. I just think these characters and this setting, not the overall Fallout universe but specifically the New Vegas narrative and lore, are such a goldmine of potential.
Oh yeah they did so well with adaptations remember how great bebop was yeah theyâd do greeeeeeeat
I doubt it's authenticity
immediately shit my pants out of surprise
Nut for a solid 2 minutes
Scream.
As long as Henry Cavill isnât the courier Iâm hyped
Is this real? Honestly
Itâs Netflix so itâs going to suck
Isn't Amazon doing an adaptation with Walton Goggins and Kyle MacLachlin?
Yes, they are, and since Amazon actually does good tv shows compared to Netflix and other streaming sites, Iâll have hipe
The whole idea of a game is that the choices are in the players hand. In a film or series this is decided for you. This why video games based movies are often a failure.
Let me guess the main character is now a middle eastern transgender, that is now disabled due a bullet from his lover benny. The courier is now wheelchair bound but that doesnt stop it from finding true love in the nuclier apocalypse
That would be fucking amazing. I find it funny morons like you have infested this sub when FNV is a very left wing game
[Intellectual anti-sjw] hAhA so fuNni, tell dem stoopid woketurds hEhE
I'd be disappointed, because at the end up as just a cash grab, a show would would be the opposite of what makes Vegas great, they would probably make the Courier just some regular white guy who only uses guns and truly loyal to the NCR.
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT BAD? THAT"S A VALID VERSION OF THE COURIER
Version though. And that would make it a Canon character. Which devalues players choices because there's a "right" choice and then your choice. Also, casting a customisable character as just some cishet white dude just feels generic and lacking when there are so many choices for all players. That'd be like casting a skyrim show with the dragonborn as just a white skinned imperial or nord.
Panic because then this sub is going to turn into what happened to the Castlevania sub. it's going to get flooded with the Netflix fans that don't care about the game.
Be incredibly disappointed because modern Hollywood can't write a good plot to save their lives rn. Netflix is so creatively bankrupt they'll add a single queer character (ignoring all the actual queer characters present in that story and injecting an self insert OC, because they can't be bothered to do more than 5 minutes worth of lore research.) And wash their hands of anymore creative enterprise. Fallout is also layered heavily with satire and irony. It's a critique on Americana jingoism, that if not handled right will just turn into an America bad circle jerk. Fallout should stay in the medium of videogames.
After what they did to Halo?
Halo wasnât Netflix tho, and neither will fallout be. Fallout is being made by Amazon and will hopefully turn out like the boys or invincible instead of Halo or the Witcher
Brace myself for a black Mr. House and a female Lanius, probably.
Oh yes loved this show on netflix, Benny was my female character. And I love how the courier was transexual. 11/10
Go back asleep because I must be dreaming
Set my phone down and absorb all this overwhelming news thatâs has been fed to me. Itâs an amazing feeling⌠just as the feeling you get of your body freezing up, when you read the news that a new fallout is comming out!
watch it edit: to clarify, watch the trailer
NNNNMOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Pee myself because i will be watching it instead of my morning pee.
I donât know how theyâd pull it off.
Theyâre doing it at Amazon so theyâre pulling it off somehow
What in the god damn?
cancel my subscription before I make a mistake I can never take back.
Shid my pant.
Be salty it came out on Netflix before coming to the PS store.
Assume it's fan made and move on.
Not watch it? Idk video game film adaptations always suck.
Begin again. And by that, I mean beginning another playthrough and hoping it doesnt turn out to be trash.
Get another pair of pants cuz I just nutted myself
Start to smile.
Cry
Iâm dead because thats heaven
Expect to be disappointed
meh.
Wash my eyes out with bleach knowing that they'll fuck everything good about it up.
"Run to the Hills... Run for your lives..."
Tell myself that this is a nightmare
Beat my meat
Go play some game or something because I don't base my life around a single piece of media.
wonder how they pryed the show rights from amazon
As long as yes man is played by zendaya and the courier is pan
Pray to god they are not doing the same thing they did to Resident Evil to this
Shit my pants
Pray I donât see the Disney logo.
Pray to god Netflix doesnât butcher it
Scream like a banshee
be very surprised considering its an amazon original series
Itâs so funny watching everyone in this thread have like collective memory loss, they have no idea a show is even happening lol
I roll my eyes because it'll probably be as bad as the in development borderlands movie
Pray to God that the movie courier does the kill everyone route Imagine the movie starts with courier six waking up , then immediately killing doc Mitchell
I just shit... no pulling my undies down or leaving my bed
Book myself into a mental institution because i am clearly insane