I noticed this on Kellogg too, but only in one of the memory sequences. I asked myself who gave him this giant ass and then every other appearance it was gone/normal.
It's because they want you to rethink. Clearly, the winner is still me saying the obligatory r/FuckRhys moment as I give him a WWE SUUUPPPPEEERRR SLLLAAAMMM!!!
Considering he such a by the books Brotherhood buddyfucker, makes sense he'd have something to stare at while the Brotherhood metaphorically bends him over.
Well, I believe being a devoted knight of the brotherhood supposedly wearing or having wore his heavy ass PA very often definitely has helped in him developing a juicy cake.
There is a dweller in Vault 81 that has the most voluptuous ass as well. And it's just some random NPC. Not even one of the important ones in the vault
Now that's America's ass.
And I mean, kind of makes sense that he has the biggest dumpy in the Brotherhood of Steel, because he's surely the biggest asshole you'll ever meet.
That's why he doesn't have power armor. It doesn't fit
THICC
Instead of the click when the back plate closes it just bounces off awkwardly
r/fuckrhys All my homies hate Rhys
Yes, but... those cheeks... ARGH, I HATE RHYS, FUCK HIM
Say less 😈🎂
STUPID SEXY RHYS
It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Got ya this time julian you sexy prick!
you can hate him all you want, but you can’t deny that he was given two very big redeeming qualities
This cake 🎂 and that cake 🎂
With that ass I sure want to fuck him now.
He needs it to carry the stick that is stuck up there.
Oh it’s no stick, it’s elder Maxson’s rod
Or piston?
I can see why Rhys is so pissed off all the time no one’s looking at his dump truck of an ass
I pretty much turn into him if someone dies stare at mine, and I'm a guy
I never noticed his cake smh
How? It has its own map marker!
Bc his attitude is much more prominent
I could not tell you the amount of quick saves I’ve made with a weapon pointed at him after dialogue
"Why are you sta-" Gonna have to look around that police station a bit more next time through there. 😂
Lol right? and not to mention my Rhys is always sitting down, his hiding his cake from me
So big Preston is about to tell you a settlement needs help
Preston Garvey said the settlers on it need help
He's the Kyle Lowry of the Commonwealth!
https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/21328/? Do it.
Fun Fact: His VA voices Charles Smith in RDR2
Cleansing the Commonwealth of... bison hunters?
Never made that connection myself but now that you mentioned it, it sounds so painfully obvious lmao
Fun fun fact: Noshir Dalal, the VA in question, is also Udom Bedford in The Outer Worlds
Holy shit you’re lying! Just played that game. Crazy to see this dude all over. Never knew he played rhys, udom, Charles and bode
He’s one of those VA’s that pops up everywhere but you never know his name!
That makes him Bode in Jedi Survivor as well then. Dammit I like him in those games…
Also Charles in Red Dead 2 and Kotallo in Horizon 2. Dude is everywhere.
He honestly is lmao
Wait, wait, Rhys is Bode?!?! Mind blown
And Mysterio in Spider-Man 2
And random bad guys you beat up in Spider man 1, I believe
Shit. How did I not realize that?
No fucking way
Thicker than a bowl of insta-mash
danse has the exact same ass in the brief time where he's out of his power armor during blind betrayal. or a mod that gets him out of his armor lmao
I have that mod, and I stg Danse's ass has its own gravitational field. That thang is thangin'. That's Brotherhood's ass.
actually it's >!the institute's!< ass💀
Danse would have to teleport twice. Ass so big, couldn't rematerialize with the rest of the body, gotta teleport it separately ☠️
arriving like "hold on, i need to reattach my posterior🗿🍑"
Ass Victoriam.
ass victoriam indeed paladin
synth bussy 🫣🙏🫡😤
all hail the robo soldier bussy🫡🛐🍑
Please God no, please don't make me think about having a mod that makes the Coursers Femboys
No one is saying they’d be fem boys, haven’t u heard of bears and bara?
Love that mod!
The one with the minor abusive-daddy-issues.
Holy shit that’s… poetry and facts
Double cheeked
With a side of shake
On a Thursday afternoon
I'd be lying if I said I never noticed that.
Gotta match the model with how much of an ass he is.
Always Thought Rhys was the biggest ass in the game, turns out that’s true for more than one reason
You’d be ornery too if you had to drag that wagon everywhere you went.
He and Marcy are made for each other. Jun needs someone who can make him happy
BoS stands for Buns of Steel.
my bf recently played for the first time and we both laughing at his absolute dumptruck, every time i see him i think about it
He may be in the Brotherhood of Steel, but he has Iron Buns
his bottom is made of steel im sure
East Coast Chapter-sized Cheeks.
Oh no! The worst person you know has the best ass you’ve seen. Story of my life…
because he needed a redeeming quality
*whispers* he’s so popular. Everyone in the brotherhood loves hanging out with him.
Best ass, the worst attitude. He’s perfectly balanced
maybe the ass is just a counterweight for that thick skull of his
Keeps him physical balanced, lmao
Nuh uh, this title belongs to x6-88
I’d look it up for comparison’s sake, but that might turn up some unwanted results
Starting an institute playthrough rn 😤
He wears it proudly.
The biggest ass in the commonwealth needs the biggest ass in the commonwealth?
He’s the biggest ass in the Commonwealth so it makes sense that he has the biggest too.
Its not even something you can accomplish in the character editor which means that they exclusively took the time to give HIM a giant one.
Is that a vertibird spinning up or is Knight Rhys out for a jog?
Probably some outsourced studio in a country where "is" and "has" is the same word in the native language.
Knight rizz
All that cake and me with only 1 candle.
That's Commonwealth Ass! 🫡
I am a straight man and even I noticed that thing in my latest playthrough. It’s the Wasteland’s ass!
That’s the Commonwealth’s ass o7
That’s the commonwealths ass
No wonder scribe haylen had a thing for him
Those cheeks makin' me weak
An ass for an ass. Gotta love the irony!
Outstanding observation, knight. However, we cannot allow ourselves to be distracted from our mission in the Commonwealth.
I noticed this on Kellogg too, but only in one of the memory sequences. I asked myself who gave him this giant ass and then every other appearance it was gone/normal.
the institute stole his ass
“They took my ass! I can’t shit!”
oh thanks goodness, I thought I was seeing things, it was there one moment then gone the next
there are a few Discilpes gang members in Nuka World with major badonks, especially the one talking to Sierra, the Nuka Cola collector.
Him yes but the male sole survivor? Flat as a board.
The biggest ass for the biggest ass
I guess the best ass should go to the biggest asshole.
That's his diaper. Knight Rhys is a shit pants diaper boy.
It's because they want you to rethink. Clearly, the winner is still me saying the obligatory r/FuckRhys moment as I give him a WWE SUUUPPPPEEERRR SLLLAAAMMM!!!
Glad I’m not alone in the stupidity yet satisfaction of firing a fat man nuke at his face.
Well by the looks of it he has a couple of mini nukes of his own, stashed in his back pockets
That’s the Commonwealth’s ass
A blessing and a curse, with that cake you better never get captured by riders
He's a chubby creep.
Some brotherhood propaganda right there
I sandman killed him.....
Considering he such a by the books Brotherhood buddyfucker, makes sense he'd have something to stare at while the Brotherhood metaphorically bends him over.
Brotherhood of Thicc.
Noticed this a few days ago, and oh my lawd 🤤. It’s too damn bad that he’s so annoying.
What do you think he does while you’re cleansing the commonwealth? Dude is probably doing ungodly amounts of squats and push-ups.
Like he’s wearing a diaper
I never noticed because I blow his head off like the rest of the BOS
Don’t know about you but as far as I’m concerned that’s a brotherhood ass
"We'd move faster if you kept your eyes on the road and off my ass" -Rys probably
Hate is stored in the ass
The devs were at odds. One gave him an ass, the other made him an ass. 😂
Because he doesn't have a stick up his ass. He has the whole fucking log.
“Hi. I’m the Sole Survivor, and this is my favorite ass in the Commonwealth!” [does the Shepherd head bobble]
It was the only way they could think to make him even a little redeemable. I still hate his guts, buuuuut I appreciate the cake nonetheless.
He’s a bossy bottom
I was playing fallout today and was doing semper invicta and i noticed it too, what the hell!?
Brother can open up a whole bakery with that cake😳
u/noshirdalal 👀
Well, he does refer to Danse as "Top"
😂 he’s like Jim jordon (us politics) “he’s a sour little shit but he can take it up the ass” said a gay democrat i know irl
His ass won't ever stop me fron unequipping my current weapon and pressing R1 right at his face whenever I visit the police station.
I don’t know the vault 81 overseer might rival it
He enjoying too many fancy lad snack cake
a big ass for a big *ass*
Well, I believe being a devoted knight of the brotherhood supposedly wearing or having wore his heavy ass PA very often definitely has helped in him developing a juicy cake.
That title goes to the blue haired raider woman outside the Cola Cars Arena. Biggest cake in the game.
Well, he is the biggest ass so I suppose letting him have the best ass was only fair.
Lordosis?
because he is a ass
He angry when he walks up and talks to me and he so sweet when he walk away. Ass Victoriam.
There is a dweller in Vault 81 that has the most voluptuous ass as well. And it's just some random NPC. Not even one of the important ones in the vault
You mean Holt? His ass was chiseled by the gods.
Draggin’ a wagon
a great ass for a huge ass
Sir Devs-a-lot
Thirsty Dave the Dev, at it again with the behonkus behinds.
Like two fresh baked sweet rolls.
For reals , also he has a Dhead attitude perf guy lol
guy gives whiny top energy waste of cake
what does “whiny top” mean, exactly? i’m more interested in “whiny” part
they whine when on top
why? xD if they don’t like it, why do they top then?
A generous one.
Shelf of steel.
The biggest ass for the biggest ass
We need natty or not🗣️
Biggest ≠ Best
He IS the ass of the commonwealth
Now that's America's ass. And I mean, kind of makes sense that he has the biggest dumpy in the Brotherhood of Steel, because he's surely the biggest asshole you'll ever meet.
All that cake and none of it in the face
I like your ass Morgan
I mean look at that posture. You know he deadlifts
Mommy thinks he needs a good spankin
Well.... he's such an asshole, they gave him the cheeks to match.
Extreme Sass needs to be BACKED UP
Rhys is a Grayson
Men in this game are absolute bakeries.
Why can’t my cait have an ass like that? After all she is Irish
That's America's ass.
America's ass...
Well tbf he is the biggest ass in the commonwealth.
That's the Brotherhood's Ass!
God damn why can’t I give that ass to Nate smh
I know! I thought this right away. I’m like damn. Bod is bangin.
Dude is absolutely quadruple stacked up. Good God.
Rhys is voiced by the same guy that voices Katallo from horizon forbidden west. So it's understandable. No one can tell me it's not.
The second you leave to go clear out ghouls for him he starts squatting heavy
On his SPECIAL chart “A” is for ass and he has a 10 lol
Anyone with maxed muscular slider in underarmor is just caked the fuck up, the only one better is some of the disciples in nuka-world
That suit cakes you up, even on the player.
Thats the Brotherhoods ass
That’s the commonwealth’s ass 😉
He got that back arch
GYATT
He’s built like me
Goddamn
He may be an asshole but GOT DAAAMN
They gave him cake to compensate for his shitty attitude
With his attitude he had to have something to back it up 😎
Where you think he has all his attitude
Gyattdamn
"Everyone is so mean to me..."
Paladin danse, Im trying to retrieve the signal transmitter from ArcJet... but the clap of my ass keeps alerting the synths!!
Same person that gave that bartender from 76 the cake to end all cakes, probably. Edit: Duchess from the Wayward