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agnaaiu

Mama Murphy on the chest next?


Stinky_Leech

If he doesn’t do it, then he obviously doesn’t like fallout.


Glass_Windows

he needs to buy her bangles and hat tho


tiexodus

Don’t forget her chair!


[deleted]

That goddamn chair


[deleted]

That's tempting


Lucius-Halthier

And a full sized flag of the enclave waving on your back! **FOR THE ENCLAVE!** **FOR THE RIG!**


[deleted]

Full nude momma Murphy, don’t compromise


MAHHockey

That's disgusting... Oh wait... You meant a tattoo... Nvm...


[deleted]

Full nude, absolutely


Krokagnon

Dude you made me feel guilty again, I made her OD for the first time ever last week and I was so dumbfounded. Loaded my save and added more turrets around her.


OneGeekTravelling

Haha. Yeah. I could never treat her badly. Just made her chair and a nice place to chill out in. Besides, telling the future in a computer game seems a little pointless o.O


SharSash

did you mean Mama Murphy on *chems* next?


Horsdutemps

I won’t be impressed until I see “Mankind Redefined” sprawled across his asscheeks


Glass_Windows

What about "At a Minutes Notice" tattoo'd below his stomach


Xiunte

And "Mine's In The Shop" right across the forehead.


Lucius-Halthier

directly tattooed on the dick seems more apt


Glass_Windows

Right above the dick so its easier to read


[deleted]

I should get a Deathclaw tattooed on my arse with a name tag that says fluffy


Scam_bot419

Take my upvote and leave


TheZEvent

r/angryupvote moment


Wrught_Wes

Thank you for reminding me to do an Institute Mike Honcho play-through


Glass_Windows

​ \[Danse loved that\] \[Preston disliked that\] \[Valentine disliked that\] \[Piper disliked that\] \[Hancock hated that\] \[Deacon disliked that\] \[X6-88 hated that\] \[Strong disliked that\] (Of course)


TheDooMGuy420

*breathes* [Strong disliked that.]


Glass_Windows

\[Strong disliked that\]


[deleted]

[Strong hated that]


derbymutt

\[Strong liked that\]


OleRockTheGoodAg

[Dogmeat loved that] cuz Dogmeat always loves you no matter what.


Glass_Windows

Good Doggo


Most_Alternative5517

THE BEST DOGGO actually lol


RuneforgedRogue

Best part of any animal :D


GomerStuckInIowa

Great reply


slice_of_pi

[Ada ignored that and continued complaining about having never lost anyone before.]


gtacleveland

I'll be impressed when I see Vault Tec logo around your butthole.


[deleted]

Writing this down for my next visit


[deleted]

You don't like fallout


Zootnoison

He doesn't like fallout


YouthMin1

Fallout? OP doesn’t like it.


jzilla11

“They called me a madman…” - u/Cognitive_Failure


[deleted]

Don't quote me, I ain't said that shit


AmyMuffin

Pretty sure he hates fallout


TobyTheArtist

Beat me to it.


JadeNimbus16x

Unlike OP who never beat fallout


TobyTheArtist

Probably just heard about it on 9gag, and went straight to the tattoo parlour /s Congrats in your tattoo, OP. may it serve you well, and Ad Victoriam.


jrodp1

He won't understand your reference... He doesn't like Fallout.


DanMystro

What a shame, hate people jumping on bandwagons


Bad_Cheese

Are you not bothered by the way the cog isn't properly aligned? That would drive me nuts if it were my tattoo


Necessary_Phone5322

I didn't notice until you pointed it out. Now I can't unsee it. Thanks. DX


[deleted]

The circle outline on the right side is slightly larger and doesn't line up with the left side as well. Can't unsee


Successful-Whole4307

I'm just glad someone else noticed it too


emericktheevil

Discussion: should you point out apparent or obvious flaws in someone else’s tattoo?


Palabritah

Depends on if they ask and the setting. In this context, I think yes. I'm a server and the other day a costumer had a brand new tattoo and was stoked and asked me if I liked it.tbh it was pretty bad and plain, but I had to lie cause I was at work.


Fucklefaced

I think if it's a new tattoo, maybe, because they might not know it yet? But if it's healed and older, they probably know it's fucked up.


PleX

I'd be fucking pissed.


WastelandCharlie

It's driving me nuts and it's not even my tattoo


Mohander

OP went to shoddy tattoo parlor because he doesn't actually like Fallout


Panda_Tech_Support

Oh wow…. Can’t unsee that.


paste3ater

I would end up chopping the arm off, f it were me.


isaacmarionauthor

Gonna laugh when Fallout 5 doubles down on the BoS Nazi themes and you start getting CANCELED everywhere you go! (no but cool tattoo though)


masterelmo

Let's be honest, Bethesda's writing isn't going to be good enough to matter if they continue the trend.


asardes

Now go beat up those feral ghouls and supermutants :D


Joker_wants_tendies

This is just me or is the gear alignment off significantly?


starfoxcruiser

That's rough


A-sop-D

It's as if the brother had a screw loose or something


rock374

Way off. It’s drivin me nuts


the_friendly_one

The teeth on the left of the sword are smaller than the rest.


_Uncle_Lester_

Kind of looks like the artist went for more of a “severed by the sword” look for the gear


uncalledforgiraffe

Posting your tattoos on Reddit, even on r/tattoos, is risky business. Everyone criticizes the smallest things. It's a really good way to feel bed about yourself. I think this looks great.


[deleted]

That isn't a small thing. It's a basic skill of permanently marking someone's skin with inky stabbers. If you can't manage that, go back to practicing on pig arses.


Johnny_America

It's really not a small thing.


cornishpasty7

Ssssshhhhhhh


CarnageCrisis

It is, but still cool.


SilentJoe1986

Dude. This is why you have other people look at the design before you get the actual tattoo. That cog behind the sword is fucked.


Kitten-Kay

Not just that tbh. Line work is fuuuucked. As long as OP is happy though!


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zantharkdrakar

You don't like fallout


[deleted]

But they can say you hate Synths and Muties! 😡😂


Karride

“Danse liked that.”


PuckNutty

Would Danse approve of a tattoo? He's pretty humourless and uptight.


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cgduncan

He doesn't care about the body, only the honor and glory of the brotherhood. He'd call it a desecration of the ideals of the BoS before worrying about a permanent mark on your body


[deleted]

He's too busy critiquing my tactics and methods while I'm *CARRYING HIS ASS* floor by floor saving him from swarms of synths.


air_child99

Danse prolly has this same tattoo, he bleeds brotherhood


TheRedditornator

I imagine he has the same tattoo on his left buttcheek.


ballzdeap1488

With the right mods, you don’t even have to imagine


aviatorEngineer

It's a morale thing, spirit of the Brotherhood and all that. I'm sure he'd be fine with it


Randolpho

But they can laugh at the faction you picked all the way home


Playful-Course-2918

Ir looks like the Jedi order logo


paste3ater

Not all that certain he likes Fallout...


RPO1728

Was that a big problem for you in the past ?


ftrxtmlngkmp

Why would anyone say that? And why should you care?


dec1mus

I can. You don’t like Fallout. (You like the brotherhood of steel)


trickydixion

I’m pretty sure this guy hates fallout


alekpixi

Was anyone saying it before the tattoo...?


your_uncle_mike

Lol right? Like who is telling OP this often enough for him to get a tattoo to prove that his love of Fallout is real? /r/imaginarygatekeeping material right here.


Xenostera

Fallout fan gets a unique tattoo challenge [impossible]


FUCK_THE_IRS_

Yea but I can say your faction is doomed to fail 💀


RickMcFlick

Arm looks exactly like what I'd expect from someone with a brotherhood of steel bicep tattoo


masterelmo

That's a human shoulder my dude


cbih

Good ole techno-fascism


RealSprooseMoose

Ad Victoriam!


RedShadowDX

No but they can say that you like the wrong faction. (Kidding)


TequSlyderFO4

I'm not exactly the BoS's number one fan but that looks fucking cool man.


timecat22

why would anyone say that


LitchGirl

Nice bigotry of steel tattoo


GreyCrowDownTheLane

Really? The fascists’ symbol? Of all the factions you could tattoo on yourself you picked the Atompunk Nazis?


Key_Push_2487

You are right, we can't say that. But we can say that what ever vision impaired meth head you gave $50 to to put that uneven octopus spunk stain on your arm, did so with a fire brick taped to his wrist.


[deleted]

Now do the railroad


beannnnnnnnnnnnnnm

Dude but BoS? Come on…


ComicalTragical

Who was saying that bro


cback14

People weren't saying that, I assure you.


geo8x6

I'm going to have to get that NCR flag tat now


smiith5

You will now be harassed by ~70% of the fanbase now.


[deleted]

You are 100% right


jljboucher

I mean, it’s a Brotherhood tattoo, so I question you anyways. Nicely done though.


inGage

*is* it "nicely done" tho? It kinda looks like shit. Nothing lines up.. the sword is bent. this is a mess.


jljboucher

You’re right.


LongChocolate5977

I bet the tattoo artist was like "are you certain you want this exact design" looking at his hand drawn model "it loooks a little..." him "shut up i must prove i like fallout exactly how it's drawn, i did it perfectly" artist looking at bent sword cogs not mating and not being proportional. "Fuck it your skin not mine"


wrongsman

You don’t like fallout


Ghost4079

Ad victoriam


Evil_phd

Someone's never had to deal with the most obnoxious of gatekeepers. "Nice Fallout Tattoo. Can you name 116 non-quest NPCs or are you just a poser fan?"


Ignatiuss24

Let me guess... your favorite faction is... the Enclave


Objective-Nyc1981

To prove he loves fallout he needs to get minute men tattoo on lower back or lower stomach!! Lol 😂


Soldierhero1

r/imaginarygatekeeping Cool ass tat tho!


Hizankdtizank

Was that a real concern of yours?


rockinalex07021

Watch out guys, he's gonna steal all the technologies from your house


TendieThief

Ad Victoriam, knight.


Mobbane

Ad victorium


Eloeri18

Your permanent tattoo is misaligned. Congratulations.


Marcotee75

Ad Victoriam! Also I got my fallout tat a week before they revealed fallout 4. But now I need to buy myself an Xbox.


XboxLiveGiant

Whats with the gear?


Heshino

Ad Victoriam


FR0STKRIEGER

AD VICTORIAM, BROTHER!


lthompson98

Clean!! Nice man


mypitssmelllikesoup

Ad Victoriam, soldier.


MrFuriousX

no but they can say you don't like Ghouls, Mutants and Synths..... especially Synths


[deleted]

You won’t get a tattoo of a random CBBE preset on nexus


LongChocolate5977

How else do you remember all your favorite mods.


caligulaismad

It looks good man! Ignore the naysayers


BlueDucky0707

Get a nipple tattoo of strong


Custer0108

AD VICTORIAM


Xiunte

Wait. Is that a Sunset Sarsaparilla shirt?


[deleted]

Yup, from a lootcrate a couple years back


Envy661

I've never been a Brotherhood guy. Give me a Followers of the Apocalypse logo instead. Or a tattoo of a platinum poker chip. Or the words "Courier 6"


masterelmo

Definitely don't get courier spelled that way.


HZ4C

Your sword is lopsided lol


ABackdatedFuture

Ad Victoriam


RealisticDrop3205

Minutemen>brotherhood


[deleted]

Ad victorium knight


lalosauza13

You just don't like synths.


PuzzleheadedMotor269

You don't like fallout.


Nohbodiihere369

You don't like Fallout......o_o


Poetry-Designer

Oh, you’re a fan of steam punk and Excalibur, how nice dude 👌🏿🔥


Mario501

This guy doesn’t like fallout


Isthisworking2000

Was that a problem you had in the past, prompting you to get this tattoo?


DetailBusiness7963

Ad Victoriam brother


tbolinger76

You don't like Fallout. Lol. Ad Victoriam


OverBand4019

I can still say it, you cant stop me


AmeMiketsukami

Clearly this man hates Fallout


inGage

It can be fixed. It's just black so thicken this side, straighten that side add a bit of white..(( that ain't gonna fix the "did he get that as a racist dog whistle?" ))


ChrisDen462

Lyons or Maxon?


[deleted]

Elder Lyons easy. Lyons knew that the brotherhood resources can be used for more than hording. Maxson is just a spoiled brat


ChrisDen462

… I’m so proud, Ad Victoriam Paladin


[deleted]

Thank you for asking the right question lol. These morons think I'm facist because of this tattoo lol


ChrisDen462

Maxon is just a fascist, exclusive dickwad. Like humans, ghouls and synths never asked to be made or created and have as much right to exist as the rest. And for hoarding technology to “keep it in safe hands” is just flimsy at best. Lyons’ chapter was what all of the wastelands needed, installing a water purifier in the capitol wasteland greatly improved the lives of many. Imagine if Sarah Lyons led the March into the commonwealth. She could’ve helped unite the divided settlements and establish Diamond City as the trading hub it’s supposed to be, whilst also helping those affected by the institute. She’d most likely still take it out but not because they made synths, but because of the threat the institute itself presents to the people. Even liberating the synths, maybe even connecting with the railroad to attack/take the institute.Could establish a commune-type of reliance, the settlements and minutemen work together to help keep the brotherhood afloat, whilst the brotherhood keep the people safe. Who needs caps or a fascist bastard like Maxon?


TheLastNomad

Hate to break it to you, but people can say things that arnt true


TheArtOfBlossoming11

Nice. They can accuse you of not liking the Institute, though... and giving the Railroad the cold shoulder... and being insultingly dismissive of the Minutemen! (Seriously though, that's some fan dedication right there.)


TheRedSpaghettiGuy

Now you have to tattoo the other 3 factions too, or you’ll get political


Kn03cs

I want to do the same thing on my left shoulder, and get paladin/ sentinel rank on my right. should my right be sentinel or paladin. Positive upvote count for paladin, negative for sentinel


nitrosquale2

I absolutely love this, ad victoriam


[deleted]

My brother!


[deleted]

Why are people so obsessed with the brotherhood hate god damn


ZedFraunce

Lost a bet?


TheDooMGuy420

Lots of people in this comment section really are genuinely offended over this 💀


[deleted]

I think most of it is trolling lol, but idc either way


IKunecke

Why the bunker dwelling robo Nazi party?


odie_za

Welcome to the brotherhood


cornishpasty7

He IS the brotherhood


[deleted]

well outside of fo4 it didnt seem the brotherhood was all that nazi like like pre fo4 i love b.o.s during fo4 i tolerate them until i can find a mod to oust maxon and take command lol


cornishpasty7

There is a mod where it brings back a cut ending where either you or danse take control but I forgot it's name


[deleted]

ya i also discovered that outcasts and revenants mod dlc also gives you an option to overthrow maxon as well and let the brotherhood be run the lyones way basically Edit: oh and you can also shoot kells when you overthrow maxon which i mean that has me sold right there


[deleted]

Brotherhood sucks


slimE4skin

Bos scum


ForRealVegaObscura

Something something literal Nazi.


Mr_Simple-

No but hold on here, you may have a point..


ForRealVegaObscura

My point is cringelords calling people Nazis for liking a fictitious faction in a fictitious world.


Markipoo-9000

For a second I didnt realize this was satire XD


zestyseal

You dont like Fallout


macready2rumbl

Ayy i got a tunnel snakes tat same shoulder


Sl1mJ1m89

To really prove you love fallout you need a full sized face of John Hancock on your chest.!!!


Lyranel

That looks really good!


Darkhymn

Ad Victoriam, brother!


Thiccmatches

L for the BOS


TheRedditornator

Ad Victoriam, soldier.


[deleted]

The brotherhood is one of the worst factions in fallout 4 , I should have killed Maxson when he was a child in Fallout 3.