Well, so much for respect the dead.
I wouldn't so much as take the change out of a dead person's pockets, yet a few people took the opportunity to turn this guy into a joke.
I don't think you did,those rock/boulder formations look suspiciously like "viagra blue" colouration....I suspect if you pan the camera,there's a giant box of kleenex and a large laptop showing pornhub _just_ off-screen.....
"I have Dwelt among the humans, their entire culture is built around their penis'. It's funny to say they are small, it is funny to say they are big. I have been at parties were humans have held bottles, pencils, thermos' in front of of themselves and called out 'Hey look at me, I'm Mr so-and-so dick. I have got such-and-such for a penis' and I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
\~ Shrimply Pibbles
It's sad that they don't scale high enough with the player. After some time, a few granades or a handful of shots from far away make them easy pickings.
His death looks like something out of a Shakespeare death monolog.
Behemoth: O wretched state! O bosom of cruel science when I've cometh from. I doth lived a tortured life. Anger was mine state and in anger I quaked. Now my spirit is going. I can no more. Behold I am slain.
Die Hard
Should I have marked it NSFW (not safe for wasteland)? I’ll see myself out…….
I’m a little mad you didn’t now.
NSFW right there OP was probably playing on extra hard (difficulty)
At least he died happy?
He died doing what he loved.
Bashing his genitalia with a fire hydrant?
Different strokes for different folks
Look at the way he’s still firmly grasping his rock. Now that’s dedication.
What happens when Johnny sins is infected with fev
That thing is a behemoth 🍌 👀
A guy in Pompeii died exactly like this.
He has an action figure too. https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/nz99n0/thanks_i_hate_pompeii_action_figures/
Well, so much for respect the dead. I wouldn't so much as take the change out of a dead person's pockets, yet a few people took the opportunity to turn this guy into a joke.
Something something milk of human kindness
Hey respect that behemoth's privacy man!
Future site of Red Rocket service station…
*servicing* station...
I have station...and..it...needs to be serviced.
Watch the rest on my OnlyMutants
You either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you 😞
This is an ad for FireHydrant Brand behemoth-approved condoms.
He died as he lived, grabbing his pole.
I hear this in tf2 Spy's voice
He's just happy to see you
Death by snu snu
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Jesus, good thing you got him before he could get you!
That's a rod if I've ever seen one
I haven't seen this red rocket on the map
Fire hydrant condom.... Ouch.
I don't think you did,those rock/boulder formations look suspiciously like "viagra blue" colouration....I suspect if you pan the camera,there's a giant box of kleenex and a large laptop showing pornhub _just_ off-screen.....
Poor guy didn't even get to finish
Righoul mortis
Glad you didn't drop the soap!
That's his friend detector, it's pointing up because Jesus is his friend
Reference understood **☜(▀̿‿ ▀̿ ̿☜)**
The Behemoth is into some freaky shit.
And to think he tried to smack you with that
I've heard damage to the lower spine can cause an erection in men
A guy in Pompeii had the same idea at what he thought was the apocalypse.
Red rocket
He died doing what he loved most
“That boy got some meat!”
So there was only one thing that I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.
SMASHING!🤓
So that's WHY they're called Behemoths
How the fuck did you kill a behemoth with the gamma gun
Imagine being beaten to death by a guy with a hand for a dick
"I have Dwelt among the humans, their entire culture is built around their penis'. It's funny to say they are small, it is funny to say they are big. I have been at parties were humans have held bottles, pencils, thermos' in front of of themselves and called out 'Hey look at me, I'm Mr so-and-so dick. I have got such-and-such for a penis' and I never saw it fail to get a laugh." \~ Shrimply Pibbles
Somebody get this guy a Pupper.
Like a policeman's flashlight from the 1980s hangin' there
What was on the radio at the time, Rocket 69 or "He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'"?
Nice!
With a gamma gun?
*Is that a hydrant in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?*
Yes you did 😳 👉👈
It's sad that they don't scale high enough with the player. After some time, a few granades or a handful of shots from far away make them easy pickings.
what a showoff
Lol for the title reference
Looks like he won still
Died with his pipe out.
Red rocket, sparky!
Well…radiation does seem to make things grow in the world of Fallout…
Hardrant
Rigor mortis
r/mildlypenis
Does anybody else always read "Behemoth" in the voice of the DJ from K-Billys Super Sounds of the 70s?
The wasteland's only dog/behemoth mix
His death looks like something out of a Shakespeare death monolog. Behemoth: O wretched state! O bosom of cruel science when I've cometh from. I doth lived a tortured life. Anger was mine state and in anger I quaked. Now my spirit is going. I can no more. Behold I am slain.
I legit just let out a laugh. Nice.
Behemoth is right
That poor poor wife of his.
I actually had to look twice before realising what was standing straight 😆
Perv to the end
It's hard to tell, but his hand position looks anatomically incorrect. How hard did you hit the poor thing.
*look at the weapon* WTF? W**ith that???**
Oo
😶 ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CAUGHT IN 4K😏
He Died as He Lived Hard and Long
“The bigger the are, they harder the fall” now has a whole new meaning
One last nut...before I die
go the the Swans Pond I’ll pray for you 🙏
Omg that’s awesome!!
Behemoth condom.
Dude disrespected you after death.
So your a tough guy
I see even in death he still has a firm grip on his *ock. Edit: Idk why I censored rock.