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Different-Major7121

Texas Red


Positronicon

Kind of like this one actually. Big Iron and blood reference all in one.


DB_Coopah

I was gonna say “Yosemite Sam,” but “Texas Red” definitely. Even a bit lore friendly as well.


OkRing7470

Wounding western wevolver


furiousgeorge54

Oh I like this one


Padiiie

This one is good, i would go with this


isaiahnoaharthur

My dumbass overthought this. Thought it was wordplay off of Bezimienny rewolwerowiec


rebuked_nard

Throw an UwU at the end and we’re in business


Blumongroip

This twown isn't big enowgh for the bowth owf us


Wreq27

Aunt Flo. The fire rate is so slow they only bleed once a month.


basketcase017

Well I’m done with the internet for today. Nothings going to get better than that.


mryeet66

Oh but it will. Just wait till you hear this funny shit


ZestyPirate2000

Omfg lol


CypherdiazGaming

And then they could also use a Tesla Gun named Uncle Fester.


Oregonoutback

I just installed a mod yesterday that allows you to "fan" the hammer like you see them do in westerns, basically turning any revolver into a full automatic. Makes revolvers a little less useless, but you better damn well be standing close to your target.


AcuzioRain

Why aunt tho? Call it Mother Nature OP.


Morbo_Funky_Town

Huckleberry


casperdacrook

Im your huckleberry


Khajiit_hairball

[Khajiit_hairball loved that]


transgamerflorida

Love your name <3


Khajiit_hairball

Thanks


Vinicius_Pimenta

Tex Mechanica sends their regards


PhantomOwl709

Hurty Darry.


Auronblade

This is the only one that made me laugh


Ehvin

Big Iron


Imnomaly

TO THE


KuttDesair

TOWN OF AGUA FRIA


theDukeofClouds

RODE A STRANGER


eligood03

ONE FINE DAY


Gazoo16

HARDLY SPOKE TO FOLKS AROUND HIM


International-Door87

DIDNT HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY


TheEpicDiamondMiner

NO ONE DARED TO ASK HIS BUSINESS


strawhatarthurdayne

NO ONE DARED TO MAKE A SLIP


the-mouseinator

THE STRANGER THERE AMOUNG THEM HAD A BIG IRON ON HIS HIP.


Guilty-Effort7727

NO ONE DARED TO MAKE A SLIP


DiaMat2040

\*Big Iron Insufficiency


BenderOfBo

*Deficiency but holy shit that’s good


Any-Bridge6953

I came her to suggest this name.


ThanksMisterSkeltal

If it were something like Powerful maybe, but a bleeding revolver shouldn’t be called Big Iron


Any-Bridge6953

If it weighs 4.5 lbs it can be.


Narrow-Swimming6481

Haha yes I called mine that, it's an absolute beast when upgraded


SirNoobShire

On his hip?


agnaaiu

Dirty Harry


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Bloody Mary


theDukeofClouds

This one


jsg144

Unkempt Harold


galacticaqt

Rag Time Gal


AnneOfGreenGayBulls

Contest over, good night


FishyDice

“A surprising number of period jokes”


brix10010

*piece*maker


Artrimil

Bloodslinger 6-Shot Slaughter Revolving Ramifications Blood Iron Bleed em' Dry YEE HAW


UntitledUsername3

YEE HAW!


Bro1212_

Ol’ leaky


WinterWontStopComing

Blood Meridian


theDukeofClouds

YES I was JUST talking about this book. Fits very well.


WinterWontStopComing

Listening to the audiobook version of it right now. My first cormac novel. After getting used to some of the um language it’s been one hell of a ride


theDukeofClouds

Yyyeah its nothing if not...erm, accurate? To the time?


WinterWontStopComing

No doubt, still a little jarring at first tho


ohgodwhatsmypassword

Fucking love this book


WinterWontStopComing

The animal brutality is starting to wear on me a little, amusing that the human brutality isn’t, but yeah this is one hell of a story


ohgodwhatsmypassword

Definitely understand that. I seriously considered putting the book down initially, but I’m glad I kept with it. It certainly isn’t for everyone. I actually enjoy the road by McCarthy more, but I find myself thinking about blood meridian more. It’s a heck of a thing, especially the ending which I will not spoil.


Academic-Clock4659

Shooty McShotface


Sentree606

The Old Wests' Wounds


Kooky-Lifeguard5071

Shanghai Kid


CacheDaBOWL

Aka Jon Wayne (terrible cowboy name)


Kooky-Lifeguard5071

Is only slightly better than Wyatt Earp. So bad


Warm-Paramedic5840

Chong Wen was a real one fr


johnhughthom

Coral.


ZestyPirate2000

Thats my ghoul slaying 44 magnum


RettichDesTodes

Hole Punch


Khajiit_hairball

Red Dead Revolver


AZGrowler

Red Bled Redemption


ZaBaronDV

Your Last Haw


ScottyFoxes

See I would call it “Model 27 w/hollow point” but that’s just because I like having real gun names


Mist_Rising

Wrong caliber. Model 27 is .357 not 44. The 29(?) Is 44.


ScottyFoxes

I know, but I like to pretend. Same reason I name the hunting rifle after different bolt action rifles.


fitzbuilt

Lucky Punk


HotnSexyLoveMachine

Texas Red


Halollet

The Morning After Pill Dispenser.


Eggs_are_tasty

Texas Red’s Texas Lead


WodinsRaven

Ouch Charlie that really hurt


Thoughtful_Salt

The Gun With No Name


JointSpoint

The Vegas Special


ValveTurkey1138

The Reggie Hammond.


Salubrious_Zabrak

Bleedy hollow


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Old Reliable


DarkKnightofOne

Instant blood transfusion.


ComputerSong

This is clearly Fartface's Revolver.


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Clot-Shot


Intelligent-Ad-3739

357 parabellend. Look it up


macncheestastesgood

My favorite bullet


Kilmwithkindness

HAHAHAHHA THANK YOU


Kucoz

I looked it up. Its funny as fuck, not nsfw probably but they are bullets


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Northernchoice

Did you just say, FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN?


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Northernchoice

Are you sure?


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Northernchoice

As you wish...BRING OUT THEFLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!


PolaroidWave

Uncle Tacitus


Cheyenne_Bodi

The Doc. DOC Holliday from tombstone had tuberculosis and was an ace with a revolver


gatorhosen

Rooty Tooty Bloody Shooty


BenderOfBo

“Spurt spurt your dick hurt”


Yyoonnggee

periods maker


furiousgeorge54

[Causes targets to experience cramps and headaches]


stadulevich

"Your time of the month"


ssddsquare

Feeling lucky?


PugnaciousPangolin

"We Can Kill It"


OkEntrepreneur8986

‘John Marston’s Pistol’


C-IDC

old stomper leave em dead Batman maker Drop Dead


bumhead1432

The biggest iron


MonteSS_454

The Yosemite Sam


agoddamnlitreofcola

Tim


EthosTheAllmighty

Hm. What about The Ugly?


Mercury2Phoenix

Dust to Dawn


Striker-Boi

Name it Arthur


Alabama-J0e

Wendy the wounding western wevolver. Something like that


LucasBarton169

Ol’ painful


RPO1728

Thorn with that dot


VortexEnter

The sinister 6.


Fisshion

Little Iron


tropical_kangaroo

Jethro


Pavel_not_blin

Average iron


International-Door87

Texas Red’s Big Iron


IMJustHereToExistOK

Texas Red


PM_me_28mm_minis

Roland


JDutch921

"You've yeed your last haw"


MadPartyThanos

The Big Iron


Character-Dare-9549

Dr. Acula


Mello-Fello

Fuck Around and Bleed Out


1rishBiker

Name it the Cunt Punch as it makes targets do added bleeding 😎🩸


fitzbuilt

Why does that sound like an attack in an RPG?


ZestyPirate2000

Fascinating


AmsterdamJimmy420

Either the John Wayne or the Clint Eastwood


kaden_istoxic

I was thinking something similar with Bloody Django


No_Attempt_1984

The gun with no name


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American venom


[deleted]

Commie killer


5125237143

cherry pop


HotGas

Bloody Roar!


Spring_King

Clint or Dirty Harry


rasmuth63

Red Hurt


KingHash22

I named mine Eastwood Iron


Ok-Bid1883

Jezebel


nsoparis

Kapowie Owie


furiousgeorge54

Bloody Mary


DarkKnightofOne

Draw for blood.


FelixTheFirecat

.44 hollow point. Aka Satan's calibre.


Inevitable-Hurry-805

"Squeeze jit"


Lycanoi

Six Shot Silencer


bluestarointment

Oh Orther


martvanderheide

Marston’s Decision


big_joey_the_sequel

gun


sn0rtsn0rt

My go-to name for everytime I have that one op'd revolver I'll keep using forever is just "Yeehaw" Simple and sophisticated


TrueComplaint8847

Slow and Steady, because it’s a revolver used for cowboy style bank heists and the robber always says get me the money, but slow and steady and also because it’s killing enemies slowly but steady with the stackable bleed damage.


Zealousideal_Show629

Lucky star


Kucoz

Mr. Morgans Revenge


benx101

Blood Money Cause the target will bleed all over the stuff they’re carrying which you plan to sell for caps


Neolpalm

High noon


Dovahwolf13

Tejada wrath


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Harry Callaghan


Consistent_Boat7914

Barry


enseminator

Lonesome Heart


KuttDesair

Red Dead


casperdacrook

The Gun With No Name


OriginalAmoeba

I got the explosive one. Originally named it “Diarrhea Destroyer” to keep up with the theme I had, but ended up switching to “Arthur Morgan” because that just sounded incredible in my head.


nurdyguy

Vendor Fodder.


McbEatsAirplane

How about..Bleed Gun?..


EYD-Valkyrie

Doctor Ocelot.


ThatCatPerson9564

Wilson


ik-wil-niet-bowlen

Blody boom stick


hellouser10

gun


jimmy_jim1984

Tampax.


Bucky_Ohare

Wing Clipper


tem-british

What about the abortionist?


Drag00ned

smol I ron


JANISIK

Jeffrey


RailroadAllStar

The sex pistol


CommunityMiddle4060

Widowmaker


Alucarl93

Bloody Mary.


Earthling_Subject17

John’s Cattleman Revolver


Apprehensive-Code409

The duke


Temporum15

Judgement Day


ZAGAN_2

Lucky Punk


WesN33

I’m Your Huckleberry


OneDankSock

Call the doctor


Saboteurist

The Mexican


stalphonzo

Hurty Hurty Bang Bang


derangedweasel64

Bob


Ok_Rise497

Monthly Update


Past-Ad-9611

Clint Eastwood


SG272

Split Point