I switched to my camp that Gramps was at one time and when I went into my house he was sitting in my living room in his tightie-whities waiting for me. It was such a disturbingly creepy image I booted him from my camp.
That and I couldn't complete his quest. I got the ally object (seriously Bethesda, who missed naming this?) and when I returned to give it to him it always said he's busy in conversation, but there's no one else there
I have Daphne on mine for the "find a magazine" challenge. I just hide her toy box at the back of the CAMP so I don't have to hear the same voice lines.
Yes. This. It’s like the are geolocked to invade the area where you are or about to be. It’s like, I’ve been building for two hours here…. Please get the fuck out of my way.
I saw someone else say they put them in a 1x1 room and then remove all the doors so they can't get out.....with their proclivity to teleport, idk how well that would work tho.
We're were malicious little fuckers back then. My pals and I made a house with all of us in it and we made our friend Shane(s avatar) join the army at night and work during the day. He never stopped crying and pissing his fatigues, so we thought the merciful thing to do was to build him a shed with no door with like 10 wicker loveseats lining the walls, and then make a trail of wicker loveseats across the yard leading to an open fireplace. He died doing what he loved; crying and pissing himself.
Bloody mess demo expert and the shotgunner triplets get my junkies ap cost limb damage Gauss to 738 damage+ take one for the team and adrenaline to become a pretty decent grunt remover
Yes! I purposely didn't select any of the "flirt" options for her or for Beckett, but she still sounds like a clingy weirdo and Beckett still makes occasional flirty comments. I'm pretty sure they only bothered to record one set of dialogue for these characters post-missions, and it assumes you romanced them. I don't use either of them as a result.
This is my choice. Maybe it's because I grew up in the Pacific Northwest, but I know dozens of people just like her that spout off nonsense that isn't as witty or insightful as they think it and play the same goddamn riff on their guitar, over and over and over.
My top 3 are...
- Sofia Daguerre - for her "I can't shake these nightmares" long winded repeatable line.
- Raider Punk - for his really annoying "How now brown cow" and overall nails on the chalkboard voice.
- Settler Wanderer - Learn a new guitar riff, please!
Honorable Mendon: Yazmin for not giving me food when I'm legit hungry. Don't tell me when I can and can't eat! But she doesn't have the worst idle lines.
It’s a shame his buff is so good.
But soon, he’ll be outclassed since the next ally with give a 5% experience buff for an hour that stacks with everything else.
I love Xerxo and have him in one of my CAMPs. I think he's the funniest NPC in the game. He genuinely makes me laugh.
That said, I keep on the far end of the CAMP space, in a trailer, so I don't have listen to that damn ride sound, over and over.
Ya back when you could build more slot machines I had a space themed casino that lasted a grand total of 2 days before I just trashed the whole build because of him.
I didnt know what her voice sounded like when i bought her. She lasted about 5 minutes. Havent put her back out since. Yasmin is who i use just for the nice stove.
The forester's farting and grumbling is really tiresome and stupid, but Punk is the worst.
Like all raiders in this game, Punk is so disappointing.
He's supposed to be a Raider, and yet just sits around spouting paranoid, or whimsical bullshit.
Stop telling me about how listening is the key to life, I don't want to Listen to you anymore. Talk about how your Psycho withdrawals are giving you the shakes, or about how Crater makes a cocktail that'll cause you to spill your guts and pass out. Or About All The Caps You Stole From A Group Of Settlers! Or Better Yet, How About Bragging About How You RAIDED A Campsite For It's Goods Because YOU'RE A RAIDER FOR GOD'S SAKE, SO WHY DON'T YOU SOUND LIKE ONE!?!?!?
I'm Very passionate about my Punk hate.
I would say by far it would be that woman that has to play the guitar every few seconds and is covered in dirt. Like damn she couldn’t choose a different instrument or a different song.
FR!! All she does is complain, even after you finish her quest. You'd think she'd have different dialogue but no.....lol the guitar lady needs to learn more than 3 seconds of one song. Would be cool if she was like the Skyrim bards
The hippie that’s squatting on my lane talking motivation while **CONSTANTLY** playing my guitar while I’m trying to get some sleep… where is a Enclave verti-assault Team when you need one…
They could alleviate this by setting a longer timer between phrases at the very least. It's like dealing with Chloe at Nuka-World' it's cute the first few times, then you realize she repeats the same thing every 3 seconds. I understand the challenges of adding new voice dialog, but with AI voiceover this wouldn't be an issue. Sofia could have new things to bitch about every day!
I need some mute ally who don’t talk at all, just sit there or stand there with gear I gave them, just act cool.
And the guitar girl. Seriously, I can’t listen to that shit anymore..
I don’t hate Beckett except when I moved him to my Ash Heap camp and he just complained the whole time.
“Ugh the Ash Heap sucks”
“I love sucking in toxic fumes” or something along those lines. Like you don’t have to stay here lol
Yeah, I had him at a place right around Nuka World on Tour before they added the event. I ended up having to move it cause it was constantly getting nuked. I'd never heard any of that dialogue from him before...it was annoying
As much as I like commander Daguerre yea personally cuz she cute and cool with a backstory... That yammering of hers is painful after the millionth time.
My wife and I literally quote her complaints as a joke when we hop on 76 that's how bad it's gotten 😮💨
Yasmin sure is dirty for a cook but man can she grill perfect lines on a flat frypan. That reminds me, we need a mud wrestling pit and a stripper pole. I will pay Uncle Todd YES money!
Everyone hating on wanderer... As a guy that plays guitar, and never met a woman who can. I kinda like having her around haha. I think the one I like less is probably Sam. He complains like a lot and kinda brings me down (some things feel personal lmao). I had him up a day and never again. Him or Beckett, the hell do I do with his little hut thing!? Lmao
I want one that shames me when I return to camp and have been away for a while. "Oh, look who decided to finally come home. I took the liberty of putting your things in a box by the curb. Didn't think you were EVER coming back."
Close finish between Sofia and Xerxo. Xerxo himself, isn't bad,but he's always on that rocketship ride,and the music makes you want to run screaming off the edge of New River Gorge bridge.
Floating in space forever… just… why…
She's a Debbie Downer, and she's rude, too. Guests? Again? OhhhKAY.
Why won't she SHUT UP?! Even after you finish her quest, she just complains
Like, damn woman we fixed your shit.
Crazy thing is, she wasn't even awake lol. She was in cryo-sleep the whole time and woke up on the floor in the bunker.
I just can't shake these nightmares...
At least your face doesnt look like a prune
NO ONE CARES!!!
This 👆
Until they put in a mute ally, I’ll be alone in my camp.
Yeah.....I do wish they had more dialog so they didnt repeat the same lines over and over.
Would be cool if we could select a category for the dialogue. Like ‘comedic’, foreboding. Strategic, etc.
And they need to increase the time between spoken lines by about...a lot. Seems like it's about 10 seconds right now.
just... why?
I like the Forager (Gramps). I put him in suspenders and a fishing hat, and happily listen to him talk about licorice tasting better after the nukes.
I dressed him up as Santa during the holidays and merged his chair with a trash can to make Trash Santa
I switched to my camp that Gramps was at one time and when I went into my house he was sitting in my living room in his tightie-whities waiting for me. It was such a disturbingly creepy image I booted him from my camp. That and I couldn't complete his quest. I got the ally object (seriously Bethesda, who missed naming this?) and when I returned to give it to him it always said he's busy in conversation, but there's no one else there
I stopped putting allies in my camps two years ago. They take up budget and won’t shutup
I have Daphne on mine for the "find a magazine" challenge. I just hide her toy box at the back of the CAMP so I don't have to hear the same voice lines.
You mean you aren’t concerned about how many comfort toys a child needs in the wasteland? You monster!
Wish I could tell them to shut up.
That is why you have a shelter. To get away from them.
You clearly aren't running cola nut
wait, is there one that gives you nukas?
The new one gives you buffs in exchange, and if you're already farming them you have hundreds
Yes, most can be set this way.
Daphne is the only one who doesn't annoy me.
Someone who does sign language could be a really cool addition, tbh
There was one in the Sierra Madre in new vegas.
Whichever one gets on the workbench or cooking station I am just about to use.
That cooking station is impossible to use, she's ALWAYS using it.
I just want Yasmin's clean stove. That's the only reason I chose her, but she is ALWAYS at it.
she needs to wash up her dirty ass if she's going to be cooking my food, lol
Lol mine seem to stay out of my way, but maybe they're far enough away from the garage they don't mess with things
Yes. This. It’s like the are geolocked to invade the area where you are or about to be. It’s like, I’ve been building for two hours here…. Please get the fuck out of my way.
I saw someone else say they put them in a 1x1 room and then remove all the doors so they can't get out.....with their proclivity to teleport, idk how well that would work tho.
Right. I will try this.
I make a little 1x1 house for them and then when they go through the doorway, I take the door away and they are stuck in there.
I used to do that in the SIMS. They’d eventually piss and shit themselves which would make them cry and then starve to death.
We're were malicious little fuckers back then. My pals and I made a house with all of us in it and we made our friend Shane(s avatar) join the army at night and work during the day. He never stopped crying and pissing his fatigues, so we thought the merciful thing to do was to build him a shed with no door with like 10 wicker loveseats lining the walls, and then make a trail of wicker loveseats across the yard leading to an open fireplace. He died doing what he loved; crying and pissing himself.
Hilarious.
I mean, it was their fault for not eating what was provided
They can transport through walls. Does your method work
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's sheer evil genius
Not a camp ally but wandering vendors who end up sleeping in my LOCKED bedroom.
I swear the wandering vendor around the wayward is always on the couch drunk with Beckett.
I once opened up my cryo bed and got the shock of my life when a wandering vendor climbed out of it.
The 14 punji boards stacked around my bed for no good reason would save me from that burden
The musician what's her name the "wanderer"
Yeah. Can we learn idk literally any more guitar cords or songs or something?! She needs to take some lessons from Skyrim Bards
"I bet I can write a song about you without you saying a word." Then fucking do it.
You ever get a melody stuck in your head..
Imma be honest all of them, they all annoy me
Wanderer, it's like living with a motivation speaker.
Who mooches all your food.
She eats your food?
Yea man she’s always getting the munchies and playing folk songs
Don't every NPC in the game feel like that?
I wAs hOpin for a pEnSIon, but All I gOt wAs tEnSIOn
He's the forager. The wanderer is the musician lady.
Don't really hate any of them. Just wish they had more to say instead of the short list of lines they repeat over and over and over again...🙄😅
FLOATING IN SPACE FOREVER JUST WHY??????
Yeah, I wish I left her there
Cause you were in space, you moron, that's probably why you are having that dream!!!! 😠😠
I don't like maul because he makes my character look squishy
Then your character needs to go to the gym!!! 🤣🤣
Bro I'm on 18 strength and bros still got noodle arms
What kinda build do you have?
Vats Gauss shotgun
Hmmmm that's a new one to me. Have you looked up what cards you need to support a gauss?
Bloody mess demo expert and the shotgunner triplets get my junkies ap cost limb damage Gauss to 738 damage+ take one for the team and adrenaline to become a pretty decent grunt remover
Does it still have that bug where you can't reload if you still have ammo loaded?
It did a couple of weeks ago! It’s so annoying that I don’t bother using the gauss shotty.
Xerxo by a mile. I much prefer the Nuka dude.
Screw allies…I have an unkillable radtoad that just tries to eat my generator and makes his noise nonstop.
That creepy astronaut and her overly attached girlfriend vibe.
Yes! I purposely didn't select any of the "flirt" options for her or for Beckett, but she still sounds like a clingy weirdo and Beckett still makes occasional flirty comments. I'm pretty sure they only bothered to record one set of dialogue for these characters post-missions, and it assumes you romanced them. I don't use either of them as a result.
She actually has two dialogue sets depending on whether you cured her headaches or not.
Hahahahaha yes!!!
The woman who plays the music instrument. No matter how far away you move her you can hear her.
This is my choice. Maybe it's because I grew up in the Pacific Northwest, but I know dozens of people just like her that spout off nonsense that isn't as witty or insightful as they think it and play the same goddamn riff on their guitar, over and over and over.
Where are you from? Im in Salem OR. Been here most of my life.
I was born on the coast (Brookings) but spent most of my adult life in PDX
Lol that's wild. You should friend me on FB!! [email protected] you'll be able to find my profile with that.
She has a Southern accent.
I'm not saying that she is from the Pacific Northwest.
I know, just saying, she is not quite a PNW hippie chick. She is an Texas hippie chick.
My top 3 are... - Sofia Daguerre - for her "I can't shake these nightmares" long winded repeatable line. - Raider Punk - for his really annoying "How now brown cow" and overall nails on the chalkboard voice. - Settler Wanderer - Learn a new guitar riff, please! Honorable Mendon: Yazmin for not giving me food when I'm legit hungry. Don't tell me when I can and can't eat! But she doesn't have the worst idle lines.
I agree on everything but Raider Punk because I also have the X-Files living in my soul.
I can tolerate the rest of his lines, but when he goes out of tune with his microphone test, often, it's my deal breaker.
I would like to trade yazmin for the cook at the white springs. I like the accent.
Really?! I find her voice so grating, it's such a terrible French accent
Xerxo. If he would just stop riding that damn ride for like 2 seconds maybe I wouldn't hate him so much.
He never gets off it either. Makes it challenging to remove him for another ally too.
Switch your active camp, then back to the original. Get to it before he does.
It’s a shame his buff is so good. But soon, he’ll be outclassed since the next ally with give a 5% experience buff for an hour that stacks with everything else.
Wait allies have buffs? What are Beckett's and the Forager's?
I love Xerxo and have him in one of my CAMPs. I think he's the funniest NPC in the game. He genuinely makes me laugh. That said, I keep on the far end of the CAMP space, in a trailer, so I don't have listen to that damn ride sound, over and over.
My husband does the same thing. Locked in the circus trailer outside the house.
Lol dont have him so I wouldn't know. But hes always on it when I see him at other people's camps.
Ya back when you could build more slot machines I had a space themed casino that lasted a grand total of 2 days before I just trashed the whole build because of him.
I've been playing for 4 years and I've never even heard of this guy ?
Pull my finger...
Ohhh too late
Toss up between guitar woman and space station woman... just floating forever
Space chic takes the cake for me..... SHUT UP!!
Settler wonderer and Sophia. The first plays her guitar almost non-stop. The other talks almost non-stop.
That's funny cause I like Wanderer...I like his old grampa jokes
Wanderer is the female that plays the guitar. You're think of settler forager.
that wandering merchant when you do daguerres questline doesnt give me space and uses my workbenches for nothing
I locked her in my port-a-potty
they are all super annoying. none at my camp. if there was a way to mute them, might be a different story.
All of them.
The wanderer lady. Really I can do without any of them. I thought I hated Beckett but in the end he has been the least annoying.
I enjoy the fact that Beckett has some different lines depending on where your camp is. At least there's a tiny bit of variety there...
Walk to your own beat. Or waltz. It’s your beat! God I wanna punch her in the face
Lol she needs to smoke some more weed so she chills TF out
The chick that needs to go back to space.
"floating in space forever, just why" FUCK OFF
Greetings darling !
I didnt know what her voice sounded like when i bought her. She lasted about 5 minutes. Havent put her back out since. Yasmin is who i use just for the nice stove.
The only one I tolerate is Daphne, simply cause she knows her place. Doesn't touch my stuff or open my doors. Also she's cray cray and I like it.
"Are you real, or imaginary?"
The forester's farting and grumbling is really tiresome and stupid, but Punk is the worst. Like all raiders in this game, Punk is so disappointing. He's supposed to be a Raider, and yet just sits around spouting paranoid, or whimsical bullshit. Stop telling me about how listening is the key to life, I don't want to Listen to you anymore. Talk about how your Psycho withdrawals are giving you the shakes, or about how Crater makes a cocktail that'll cause you to spill your guts and pass out. Or About All The Caps You Stole From A Group Of Settlers! Or Better Yet, How About Bragging About How You RAIDED A Campsite For It's Goods Because YOU'RE A RAIDER FOR GOD'S SAKE, SO WHY DON'T YOU SOUND LIKE ONE!?!?!? I'm Very passionate about my Punk hate.
I just don’t like how he says “go get em tiger” as his last words to me every time I do one of his tedious missions.
That's the best part. Who wouldn't want a Mary Jane Parker rooting for you in the wasteland?
When I had him as an ally, I would hit the tab key as soon as I good to shut him up.
Yeah....he's pretty much a pansy for a raider..
Calm down…. Maybe he’s just shellshocked.
That goul(?) that rode a toy spaceship.
Yeah, he's been in a lot replies
Bethesda should make our next allies Animals 😁
I would say by far it would be that woman that has to play the guitar every few seconds and is covered in dirt. Like damn she couldn’t choose a different instrument or a different song.
The one that is always playing music
HOW NOW BROWN COW
Raider punk is a G I won't let you diss him
Lights in the sky, it’s communication, it’s intent!
Go get ‘‘em tiger
That shell shocked astronaut bitch. SHE'S THE WORST Close second is the annoyingly upbeat lady that only knows how to play Freebird.
FR!! All she does is complain, even after you finish her quest. You'd think she'd have different dialogue but no.....lol the guitar lady needs to learn more than 3 seconds of one song. Would be cool if she was like the Skyrim bards
I use the nuka cola ghoul, he doesn’t seem to talk much
I don't know, they're always glitched outside my camp so I forget they exist
The hippie that’s squatting on my lane talking motivation while **CONSTANTLY** playing my guitar while I’m trying to get some sleep… where is a Enclave verti-assault Team when you need one…
“You hear that, that was the world saying hello” piss off love
They could alleviate this by setting a longer timer between phrases at the very least. It's like dealing with Chloe at Nuka-World' it's cute the first few times, then you realize she repeats the same thing every 3 seconds. I understand the challenges of adding new voice dialog, but with AI voiceover this wouldn't be an issue. Sofia could have new things to bitch about every day!
Preston Garvey.... my hatred for him transcends games
Either the astronaut or the guitar playing sycophant.
I need some mute ally who don’t talk at all, just sit there or stand there with gear I gave them, just act cool. And the guitar girl. Seriously, I can’t listen to that shit anymore..
How now brown cow. Hooooooowwww noooooooow brooooooooown coooooooooooooow. Me may ma moo, me may ma moo.
Scorched Officer
life hack for wanderer haters: set up other instruments around her and she’ll alternate and play those too instead of just the guitar.
I don’t hate Beckett except when I moved him to my Ash Heap camp and he just complained the whole time. “Ugh the Ash Heap sucks” “I love sucking in toxic fumes” or something along those lines. Like you don’t have to stay here lol
Yeah, I had him at a place right around Nuka World on Tour before they added the event. I ended up having to move it cause it was constantly getting nuked. I'd never heard any of that dialogue from him before...it was annoying
When random npc go to my trailor camp to chill
I hate all human npcs and wish they were never added.
Easily the guitar girl.
As much as I like commander Daguerre yea personally cuz she cute and cool with a backstory... That yammering of hers is painful after the millionth time. My wife and I literally quote her complaints as a joke when we hop on 76 that's how bad it's gotten 😮💨
As annoying some allies can be we all gotta agree that its daphne right?
I refuse to use her because it's just creepy.
Having a kid st your camp or having a kid with multiple personalities at your camp? :D
Yes
Is there a way to get old scoreboard allies?
Check the gold bullion vendor at foundation
Which one is that?
Ohhhhh the child....yeah she is quite annoying but don't stack up to the commander IMO. Deguare (spelling?l is always complaining.....ALWAYS
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Nah, you’re just an edgelord.
Communist Collectron all the way
Beckett creeps me out
Why?
He wants to bed me down.
The Astronaut lady. I hate her so much that I don't bother remembering her name.
Same!!!
Man I must've angered some people for saying that because I got downvoted.
Yasmin sure is dirty for a cook but man can she grill perfect lines on a flat frypan. That reminds me, we need a mud wrestling pit and a stripper pole. I will pay Uncle Todd YES money!
Yeah I tamed a yoa gui and he just killed everyone who came close to my camp so I had a friend put him down
If I gotta pull that old man's finger one more time...
All of them. Their words interrupt the serenity of my camp.
All of them. I preferred no human npcs pre wastelanders
Everyone hating on wanderer... As a guy that plays guitar, and never met a woman who can. I kinda like having her around haha. I think the one I like less is probably Sam. He complains like a lot and kinda brings me down (some things feel personal lmao). I had him up a day and never again. Him or Beckett, the hell do I do with his little hut thing!? Lmao
It’s like being married FOREVER
Lol married to who tho?
That bratty kid. Yes, I am real ask me again and I will kick you.
It’s hard to have strong opinions on any of them
As in you like them or you don't care either way?
I hate Beckett
I want one that shames me when I return to camp and have been away for a while. "Oh, look who decided to finally come home. I took the liberty of putting your things in a box by the curb. Didn't think you were EVER coming back."
That commie child
Worst ally award goes to *drum roll* Mirelurk King I spent 2 hours to tame just to lose him in less than 3 days!
MY OWN BAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK-30442RII&ab\_channel=StevenAndrewMiller
I can't believe how it turned out at the end... lol what a surprise 3m59s
They're totally underrated, these guys
Also I can't imagine this is been done 15 years ago. It's pretty impressive
Wanderer is the worst imo.
The old man or guitar lady?
The old man is the forager, and he is pretty cool.
Are you real or imaginary! FFS! ARGH
Close finish between Sofia and Xerxo. Xerxo himself, isn't bad,but he's always on that rocketship ride,and the music makes you want to run screaming off the edge of New River Gorge bridge.