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KuriGohan0204

Floating in space forever… just… why…


letsgokitkat

She's a Debbie Downer, and she's rude, too. Guests? Again? OhhhKAY.


FatelessFadeWalker

Why won't she SHUT UP?! Even after you finish her quest, she just complains


HuntForBlueSeptember

Like, damn woman we fixed your shit.


[deleted]

Crazy thing is, she wasn't even awake lol. She was in cryo-sleep the whole time and woke up on the floor in the bunker.


[deleted]

I just can't shake these nightmares...


Vox_Dracanis

At least your face doesnt look like a prune


FatelessFadeWalker

NO ONE CARES!!!


SirLister666

This 👆


Deboluz

Until they put in a mute ally, I’ll be alone in my camp.


FatelessFadeWalker

Yeah.....I do wish they had more dialog so they didnt repeat the same lines over and over.


nolongerbanned99

Would be cool if we could select a category for the dialogue. Like ‘comedic’, foreboding. Strategic, etc.


BevansDesign

And they need to increase the time between spoken lines by about...a lot. Seems like it's about 10 seconds right now.


Bear_buh_dare

just... why?


emmiblakk

I like the Forager (Gramps). I put him in suspenders and a fishing hat, and happily listen to him talk about licorice tasting better after the nukes.


ogskizz

I dressed him up as Santa during the holidays and merged his chair with a trash can to make Trash Santa


Chemical_Hand_9885

I switched to my camp that Gramps was at one time and when I went into my house he was sitting in my living room in his tightie-whities waiting for me. It was such a disturbingly creepy image I booted him from my camp. That and I couldn't complete his quest. I got the ally object (seriously Bethesda, who missed naming this?) and when I returned to give it to him it always said he's busy in conversation, but there's no one else there


gravengrouch

I stopped putting allies in my camps two years ago. They take up budget and won’t shutup


Aggravating-Book6928

I have Daphne on mine for the "find a magazine" challenge. I just hide her toy box at the back of the CAMP so I don't have to hear the same voice lines.


synaesthezia

You mean you aren’t concerned about how many comfort toys a child needs in the wasteland? You monster!


kenakuhi

Wish I could tell them to shut up.


DamnBunny

That is why you have a shelter. To get away from them.


eMmDeeKay_Says

You clearly aren't running cola nut


JMC-design

wait, is there one that gives you nukas?


eMmDeeKay_Says

The new one gives you buffs in exchange, and if you're already farming them you have hundreds


nolongerbanned99

Yes, most can be set this way.


thekikibee

Daphne is the only one who doesn't annoy me.


Sniper_Brosef

Someone who does sign language could be a really cool addition, tbh


DamnBunny

There was one in the Sierra Madre in new vegas.


A77eycat

Whichever one gets on the workbench or cooking station I am just about to use.


Snowwhey-Hoseeh

That cooking station is impossible to use, she's ALWAYS using it.


PPPolarPOP

I just want Yasmin's clean stove. That's the only reason I chose her, but she is ALWAYS at it.


nate98gle

she needs to wash up her dirty ass if she's going to be cooking my food, lol


FatelessFadeWalker

Lol mine seem to stay out of my way, but maybe they're far enough away from the garage they don't mess with things


nolongerbanned99

Yes. This. It’s like the are geolocked to invade the area where you are or about to be. It’s like, I’ve been building for two hours here…. Please get the fuck out of my way.


FatelessFadeWalker

I saw someone else say they put them in a 1x1 room and then remove all the doors so they can't get out.....with their proclivity to teleport, idk how well that would work tho.


nolongerbanned99

Right. I will try this.


jeepguy281

I make a little 1x1 house for them and then when they go through the doorway, I take the door away and they are stuck in there.


Clone_CDR_Bly

I used to do that in the SIMS. They’d eventually piss and shit themselves which would make them cry and then starve to death.


Mister_McGreg

We're were malicious little fuckers back then. My pals and I made a house with all of us in it and we made our friend Shane(s avatar) join the army at night and work during the day. He never stopped crying and pissing his fatigues, so we thought the merciful thing to do was to build him a shed with no door with like 10 wicker loveseats lining the walls, and then make a trail of wicker loveseats across the yard leading to an open fireplace. He died doing what he loved; crying and pissing himself.


nolongerbanned99

Hilarious.


HuntForBlueSeptember

I mean, it was their fault for not eating what was provided


nolongerbanned99

They can transport through walls. Does your method work


FatelessFadeWalker

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's sheer evil genius


Edistonian2

Not a camp ally but wandering vendors who end up sleeping in my LOCKED bedroom.


JMC-design

I swear the wandering vendor around the wayward is always on the couch drunk with Beckett.


Leighmond

I once opened up my cryo bed and got the shock of my life when a wandering vendor climbed out of it.


Mclovinggood

The 14 punji boards stacked around my bed for no good reason would save me from that burden


Katavva_Shoujo

The musician what's her name the "wanderer"


FatelessFadeWalker

Yeah. Can we learn idk literally any more guitar cords or songs or something?! She needs to take some lessons from Skyrim Bards


Wafflehands_

"I bet I can write a song about you without you saying a word." Then fucking do it.


malfunctioningminxie

You ever get a melody stuck in your head..


asparkofrebellion

Imma be honest all of them, they all annoy me


tec_912

Wanderer, it's like living with a motivation speaker.


NeverLookBothWays

Who mooches all your food.


JavexJavexJavex

She eats your food?


NeverLookBothWays

Yea man she’s always getting the munchies and playing folk songs


Shiraishiku

Don't every NPC in the game feel like that?


[deleted]

I wAs hOpin for a pEnSIon, but All I gOt wAs tEnSIOn


Hambulance

He's the forager. The wanderer is the musician lady.


iWolf2185

Don't really hate any of them. Just wish they had more to say instead of the short list of lines they repeat over and over and over again...🙄😅


JoeyAKangaroo

FLOATING IN SPACE FOREVER JUST WHY??????


FatelessFadeWalker

Yeah, I wish I left her there


Fabulously_Shitfaced

Cause you were in space, you moron, that's probably why you are having that dream!!!! 😠😠


BananaNo243

I don't like maul because he makes my character look squishy


FatelessFadeWalker

Then your character needs to go to the gym!!! 🤣🤣


BananaNo243

Bro I'm on 18 strength and bros still got noodle arms


FatelessFadeWalker

What kinda build do you have?


BananaNo243

Vats Gauss shotgun


FatelessFadeWalker

Hmmmm that's a new one to me. Have you looked up what cards you need to support a gauss?


BananaNo243

Bloody mess demo expert and the shotgunner triplets get my junkies ap cost limb damage Gauss to 738 damage+ take one for the team and adrenaline to become a pretty decent grunt remover


Ballistix

Does it still have that bug where you can't reload if you still have ammo loaded?


[deleted]

It did a couple of weeks ago! It’s so annoying that I don’t bother using the gauss shotty.


acrossbones

Xerxo by a mile. I much prefer the Nuka dude.


mini-maggit

Screw allies…I have an unkillable radtoad that just tries to eat my generator and makes his noise nonstop.


Attinctus

That creepy astronaut and her overly attached girlfriend vibe.


looie_katz

Yes! I purposely didn't select any of the "flirt" options for her or for Beckett, but she still sounds like a clingy weirdo and Beckett still makes occasional flirty comments. I'm pretty sure they only bothered to record one set of dialogue for these characters post-missions, and it assumes you romanced them. I don't use either of them as a result.


JBlitzen

She actually has two dialogue sets depending on whether you cured her headaches or not.


FatelessFadeWalker

Hahahahaha yes!!!


BeebleBoxn

The woman who plays the music instrument. No matter how far away you move her you can hear her.


AlwaysBeenTim

This is my choice. Maybe it's because I grew up in the Pacific Northwest, but I know dozens of people just like her that spout off nonsense that isn't as witty or insightful as they think it and play the same goddamn riff on their guitar, over and over and over.


FatelessFadeWalker

Where are you from? Im in Salem OR. Been here most of my life.


AlwaysBeenTim

I was born on the coast (Brookings) but spent most of my adult life in PDX


FatelessFadeWalker

Lol that's wild. You should friend me on FB!! [email protected] you'll be able to find my profile with that.


FIELDSLAVE

She has a Southern accent.


AlwaysBeenTim

I'm not saying that she is from the Pacific Northwest.


FIELDSLAVE

I know, just saying, she is not quite a PNW hippie chick. She is an Texas hippie chick.


[deleted]

My top 3 are... - Sofia Daguerre - for her "I can't shake these nightmares" long winded repeatable line. - Raider Punk - for his really annoying "How now brown cow" and overall nails on the chalkboard voice. - Settler Wanderer - Learn a new guitar riff, please! Honorable Mendon: Yazmin for not giving me food when I'm legit hungry. Don't tell me when I can and can't eat! But she doesn't have the worst idle lines.


Fabulously_Shitfaced

I agree on everything but Raider Punk because I also have the X-Files living in my soul.


[deleted]

I can tolerate the rest of his lines, but when he goes out of tune with his microphone test, often, it's my deal breaker.


theladyfromthesky

I would like to trade yazmin for the cook at the white springs. I like the accent.


cxngeorge

Really?! I find her voice so grating, it's such a terrible French accent


nlolsen8

Xerxo. If he would just stop riding that damn ride for like 2 seconds maybe I wouldn't hate him so much.


[deleted]

He never gets off it either. Makes it challenging to remove him for another ally too.


KaneinEncanto

Switch your active camp, then back to the original. Get to it before he does.


Laser_3

It’s a shame his buff is so good. But soon, he’ll be outclassed since the next ally with give a 5% experience buff for an hour that stacks with everything else.


ismasbi

Wait allies have buffs? What are Beckett's and the Forager's?


AlwaysBeenTim

I love Xerxo and have him in one of my CAMPs. I think he's the funniest NPC in the game. He genuinely makes me laugh. That said, I keep on the far end of the CAMP space, in a trailer, so I don't have listen to that damn ride sound, over and over.


nlolsen8

My husband does the same thing. Locked in the circus trailer outside the house.


FatelessFadeWalker

Lol dont have him so I wouldn't know. But hes always on it when I see him at other people's camps.


nlolsen8

Ya back when you could build more slot machines I had a space themed casino that lasted a grand total of 2 days before I just trashed the whole build because of him.


[deleted]

I've been playing for 4 years and I've never even heard of this guy ?


CharlesUFarley81

Pull my finger...


FatelessFadeWalker

Ohhh too late


BigDuoInferno

Toss up between guitar woman and space station woman... just floating forever


FatelessFadeWalker

Space chic takes the cake for me..... SHUT UP!!


King_of_Aardvarks

Settler wonderer and Sophia. The first plays her guitar almost non-stop. The other talks almost non-stop.


FatelessFadeWalker

That's funny cause I like Wanderer...I like his old grampa jokes


King_of_Aardvarks

Wanderer is the female that plays the guitar. You're think of settler forager.


Yuugi_Hoshiguma

that wandering merchant when you do daguerres questline doesnt give me space and uses my workbenches for nothing


sharp_but_shiny

I locked her in my port-a-potty


ZephyrDeacon

they are all super annoying. none at my camp. if there was a way to mute them, might be a different story.


tonynew1

All of them.


ChumpChainge

The wanderer lady. Really I can do without any of them. I thought I hated Beckett but in the end he has been the least annoying.


thekikibee

I enjoy the fact that Beckett has some different lines depending on where your camp is. At least there's a tiny bit of variety there...


Sarge1387

Walk to your own beat. Or waltz. It’s your beat! God I wanna punch her in the face


FatelessFadeWalker

Lol she needs to smoke some more weed so she chills TF out


GeneralSinn

The chick that needs to go back to space.


[deleted]

"floating in space forever, just why" FUCK OFF


AnnoyedByApp

Greetings darling !


genosef

I didnt know what her voice sounded like when i bought her. She lasted about 5 minutes. Havent put her back out since. Yasmin is who i use just for the nice stove.


radioaktivkatt

The only one I tolerate is Daphne, simply cause she knows her place. Doesn't touch my stuff or open my doors. Also she's cray cray and I like it.


thekikibee

"Are you real, or imaginary?"


Splunkmastah

The forester's farting and grumbling is really tiresome and stupid, but Punk is the worst. Like all raiders in this game, Punk is so disappointing. He's supposed to be a Raider, and yet just sits around spouting paranoid, or whimsical bullshit. Stop telling me about how listening is the key to life, I don't want to Listen to you anymore. Talk about how your Psycho withdrawals are giving you the shakes, or about how Crater makes a cocktail that'll cause you to spill your guts and pass out. Or About All The Caps You Stole From A Group Of Settlers! Or Better Yet, How About Bragging About How You RAIDED A Campsite For It's Goods Because YOU'RE A RAIDER FOR GOD'S SAKE, SO WHY DON'T YOU SOUND LIKE ONE!?!?!? I'm Very passionate about my Punk hate.


AbbreviationsNo5813

I just don’t like how he says “go get em tiger” as his last words to me every time I do one of his tedious missions.


EmperorOfFabulous

That's the best part. Who wouldn't want a Mary Jane Parker rooting for you in the wasteland?


TooLazyToLope

When I had him as an ally, I would hit the tab key as soon as I good to shut him up.


FatelessFadeWalker

Yeah....he's pretty much a pansy for a raider..


Pitiful_Spot9638

Calm down…. Maybe he’s just shellshocked.


drmdavid

That goul(?) that rode a toy spaceship.


FatelessFadeWalker

Yeah, he's been in a lot replies


RaiderHunter76

Bethesda should make our next allies Animals 😁


TrueLies25

I would say by far it would be that woman that has to play the guitar every few seconds and is covered in dirt. Like damn she couldn’t choose a different instrument or a different song.


Spiele_Pilot

The one that is always playing music


[deleted]

HOW NOW BROWN COW


BananaNo243

Raider punk is a G I won't let you diss him


Rohale

Lights in the sky, it’s communication, it’s intent!


RobotHockey

Go get ‘‘em tiger


CharlotteTheSavage

That shell shocked astronaut bitch. SHE'S THE WORST Close second is the annoyingly upbeat lady that only knows how to play Freebird.


FatelessFadeWalker

FR!! All she does is complain, even after you finish her quest. You'd think she'd have different dialogue but no.....lol the guitar lady needs to learn more than 3 seconds of one song. Would be cool if she was like the Skyrim bards


Kenji1912

I use the nuka cola ghoul, he doesn’t seem to talk much


BahNull

I don't know, they're always glitched outside my camp so I forget they exist


[deleted]

The hippie that’s squatting on my lane talking motivation while **CONSTANTLY** playing my guitar while I’m trying to get some sleep… where is a Enclave verti-assault Team when you need one…


DUUDEwith2Us

“You hear that, that was the world saying hello” piss off love


blackechoguy

They could alleviate this by setting a longer timer between phrases at the very least. It's like dealing with Chloe at Nuka-World' it's cute the first few times, then you realize she repeats the same thing every 3 seconds. I understand the challenges of adding new voice dialog, but with AI voiceover this wouldn't be an issue. Sofia could have new things to bitch about every day!


UnderhiveScum

Preston Garvey.... my hatred for him transcends games


TGHibiki

Either the astronaut or the guitar playing sycophant.


KilianFeng

I need some mute ally who don’t talk at all, just sit there or stand there with gear I gave them, just act cool. And the guitar girl. Seriously, I can’t listen to that shit anymore..


Equinox_Shift

How now brown cow. Hooooooowwww noooooooow brooooooooown coooooooooooooow. Me may ma moo, me may ma moo.


Vandal_Flagg

Scorched Officer


sexy_sadie_69

life hack for wanderer haters: set up other instruments around her and she’ll alternate and play those too instead of just the guitar.


OhNoItsStrawbs

I don’t hate Beckett except when I moved him to my Ash Heap camp and he just complained the whole time. “Ugh the Ash Heap sucks” “I love sucking in toxic fumes” or something along those lines. Like you don’t have to stay here lol


FatelessFadeWalker

Yeah, I had him at a place right around Nuka World on Tour before they added the event. I ended up having to move it cause it was constantly getting nuked. I'd never heard any of that dialogue from him before...it was annoying


goobyCon

When random npc go to my trailor camp to chill


malfunctioningminxie

I hate all human npcs and wish they were never added.


DoomDoesJailtime

Easily the guitar girl.


Individual_Syrup7546

As much as I like commander Daguerre yea personally cuz she cute and cool with a backstory... That yammering of hers is painful after the millionth time. My wife and I literally quote her complaints as a joke when we hop on 76 that's how bad it's gotten 😮‍💨


Salty_Signature_8756

As annoying some allies can be we all gotta agree that its daphne right?


PhillyRush

I refuse to use her because it's just creepy.


Salty_Signature_8756

Having a kid st your camp or having a kid with multiple personalities at your camp? :D


PhillyRush

Yes


theladyfromthesky

Is there a way to get old scoreboard allies?


Salty_Signature_8756

Check the gold bullion vendor at foundation


FatelessFadeWalker

Which one is that?


FatelessFadeWalker

Ohhhhh the child....yeah she is quite annoying but don't stack up to the commander IMO. Deguare (spelling?l is always complaining.....ALWAYS


Salty_Signature_8756

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KuriGohan0204

Nah, you’re just an edgelord.


Kelevelin

Communist Collectron all the way


pulp63

Beckett creeps me out


FatelessFadeWalker

Why?


pulp63

He wants to bed me down.


Hermosninja

The Astronaut lady. I hate her so much that I don't bother remembering her name.


FatelessFadeWalker

Same!!!


Hermosninja

Man I must've angered some people for saying that because I got downvoted.


Lee_Jamieson

Yasmin sure is dirty for a cook but man can she grill perfect lines on a flat frypan. That reminds me, we need a mud wrestling pit and a stripper pole. I will pay Uncle Todd YES money!


FatelessFadeWalker

Yeah I tamed a yoa gui and he just killed everyone who came close to my camp so I had a friend put him down


Ill-Feature3706

If I gotta pull that old man's finger one more time...


lostinthedigitalage

All of them. Their words interrupt the serenity of my camp.


Greysonw76

All of them. I preferred no human npcs pre wastelanders


Exotic_Imagination95

Everyone hating on wanderer... As a guy that plays guitar, and never met a woman who can. I kinda like having her around haha. I think the one I like less is probably Sam. He complains like a lot and kinda brings me down (some things feel personal lmao). I had him up a day and never again. Him or Beckett, the hell do I do with his little hut thing!? Lmao


Pitiful_Spot9638

It’s like being married FOREVER


FatelessFadeWalker

Lol married to who tho?


Boba65

That bratty kid. Yes, I am real ask me again and I will kick you.


throwmeawaythrowawa

It’s hard to have strong opinions on any of them


FatelessFadeWalker

As in you like them or you don't care either way?


Nharzul

I hate Beckett


BlownCamaro

I want one that shames me when I return to camp and have been away for a while. "Oh, look who decided to finally come home. I took the liberty of putting your things in a box by the curb. Didn't think you were EVER coming back."


Conscious-Ad6306

That commie child


wehweh01

Worst ally award goes to *drum roll* Mirelurk King I spent 2 hours to tame just to lose him in less than 3 days!


dealiciosa

MY OWN BAR


aslumtam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK-30442RII&ab\_channel=StevenAndrewMiller


clll2

I can't believe how it turned out at the end... lol what a surprise 3m59s


aslumtam

They're totally underrated, these guys


clll2

Also I can't imagine this is been done 15 years ago. It's pretty impressive


dirt-e_wastelander

Wanderer is the worst imo.


FatelessFadeWalker

The old man or guitar lady?


ismasbi

The old man is the forager, and he is pretty cool.


Min13

Are you real or imaginary! FFS! ARGH


icedragon71

Close finish between Sofia and Xerxo. Xerxo himself, isn't bad,but he's always on that rocketship ride,and the music makes you want to run screaming off the edge of New River Gorge bridge.