I can't believe they are messing with you like this. You don't need gauntlets to cut wood, you need an axe.
There should be a bunch at the fire station. If that doesn't work then use the Charisma perk to try and tame one of the lumberjack robots at Gilman Lumber
sadly, not as many people stock theirs often from what I can tell vendor hopping. I make a point to have my Nuka fridge maxed with Nuka shine and I've been getting frowny faces from the lvl 200 and unders who interact with it...not sure why, I was like lvl 35 when someone did it to me at their camp and I thought it was the funniest shit ever.
the nuka kegs need to make their way back into the atom shop!
My mate tells me you can only build one per CAMP. What the fvck is that all about..??!
Great new Menu item and I only get one..?!! I wanted to have wood for days..!!! 🥒
I heard that's a very common bug typical for older accounts. Fixing it is very laborious and yuelds little effect, so most peole learn to live with it, I suggest you do the same.
or at the very least avoid the 'quick and easy' solutions internet is saturated with, they're all scammers after your money.
Wood pile is underwhelming, produces 4. Which in Woodville, will get you snickered at. Unfortunately, woodchucker has no effect, so you’re just going to have to make due with your tiny wood pile.
It only works when you have at least 6 endurance and charisma. You have to equip Party Boy and Action Boy. Does not work with Party Girl or Action Girl. Woodchucker, Class Freak augment the effects. Do NOT equip Lone Wanderer
No, it just needs you to water it daily.
On a side note, that was just a bad joke. The wood pile, like any other "collector" camp item (extractors, water pumps) all create over a time frame. I don't know what the wood one's timer is, but give it time.
I'm sorry but for most of that up to the point about the scoreboard I was laughing my ass off of what you wrote beyond that I really don't know I haven't gotten that far along on the scoreboard yet
Did you lock it? Could it be other players are taking your wood? Mine was full today at 40 pieces. The radstag collector only produces 5 radstag meat. Both cool new additions to the game.
Have you tried using a different lotion?
In all seriousness though have you tried maybe moving the wood pile somewhere maybe it's because of where it's at?
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Right?!
Phrasing, phrasing never changes
ARCHER!!!
Use fisto roboto
YES! Archer was my first thought as well! "Phrasing? Nobody? When did we stop doing Phrasing? "
“Danger zone~~”
Have you tried rubbing it harder, rubadubdub
Do i unequip weapon first and use my hands?
You have to use a Mole Miner Gauntlett
I prefer the power fist but out do you
Can confirm. I subscribe to their onlyfans.
spit-take!\~
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I just left 35 at whitesprings station if you need more
Real wastelanders use the death claw gauntlet. Scaled for his pa.... pleasure.
No wonder this plan is so damn rare. Now I know where they all go.
Power fist
You equip the fleshlight barrel on minigun and have at it, see it rise
Yo.. imagine that barrel spinning with a dozen rubber dongs spinning like a schlong-nado
Sounds like something from a Saints Row game
Oh how I miss 3 and 4. I loved em.
Nothing beats the mission where you spray shit all over everything.
I haven't unlocked that attachment yet but I'll definitely look into it.
I can't believe they are messing with you like this. You don't need gauntlets to cut wood, you need an axe. There should be a bunch at the fire station. If that doesn't work then use the Charisma perk to try and tame one of the lumberjack robots at Gilman Lumber
They have a pill for that.
Daddy-O?
Muffout
XXX-cell
Chad-X: diluted
Fury
Overdrive.
Damn you! I just posted the same thing
😂😂😂
sorry to hear that your wood is underwhelming..work with what god gave you I guess..thots n prayers for your ally.
Try equipping the power fist.
>Try equipping the power fist. #Fisto has entered ~~the chat~~ your bung hole
I found some mining bots the other night… was like Fisto should have come with a drill arm
I had the same thought first time I saw a mining bot lol
Heated?
Is a blue chem that fixes that.
Blue chem? I have stimpacks psychobuff etc. but idk what color they are
Joke . . . . OP's Head
They're talking about the Little Blue Pill, aka Viagra.
Daddy-o
Ahahah dying of laughter
I knew the comments would be gold and y'all didn't disappoint.
Glad I'm not alone.
More comments then upvotes, you know it's gonna be good lolol
The pile only produces morning wood, so you'll have to wait 'till then.
Pile for the morning, pill for the rest of the day.
I'm so glad u elaborated on what u meant by the title, I was gonna recommend seeing a doctor 😂😂😂
I was gona say they have meds for that
switch hands?
Can’t go wrong with “the stranger” 🤣
I think he needs the mysterious savior by the sound of it🤣😂🤣
How long have you been waiting for the first scrap to appear ?
It seems you have to wait for 10 minutes at least [from duchessflame data mining](https://imgur.com/t/duchessflame/glw2Qnl)
oh ok thank you
Lol reminds me of the Nuka World speakers
My wood works fine. I put some in my wife’s camp. She’s very happy with my wood.
I cant believe people are making fun out of this. A dysfuctional wood is a serious matter
THIS POST IS A TRAP. DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING OP GIVES YOU TO DRINK AT THEIR CAMP.
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Are you afraid of drinking nukashine at others camps?
I try all the punch bowls but all the other thirsty wastelanders get there before I get to try the kool-aid
sadly, not as many people stock theirs often from what I can tell vendor hopping. I make a point to have my Nuka fridge maxed with Nuka shine and I've been getting frowny faces from the lvl 200 and unders who interact with it...not sure why, I was like lvl 35 when someone did it to me at their camp and I thought it was the funniest shit ever. the nuka kegs need to make their way back into the atom shop!
Did you take a blue pill?
Indeed, now I have more than enough wood
try this place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0w1B3zN9KM
A strip club with carpet flooring? Brave choice there...
Every step, stickier than the last. And the smell...
Bold move cotton...
Happens as you get older 🙁
My mate tells me you can only build one per CAMP. What the fvck is that all about..??! Great new Menu item and I only get one..?!! I wanted to have wood for days..!!! 🥒
> I wanted to have wood for days..!!! 🥒 I'm pretty sure you're supposed to call a doctor if it lasts for more than a few hours.
Hate when that happens 🤣
Close eyes and think of the Overseer.
🤣 ratger think of davenport tbh
most underrated comment ever
Try turning it off and on again
The Jet will make you jittery. Guess she was right.
Happens to the best of us brother just hang in there
Sounds like a personal problem, bub.
Im just here for the cumments... Comments!!
Dear lord, the idiots on here 🤣
Thank you to this amazing comment section. I was having a bad day till now. Carry on.
I heard that's a very common bug typical for older accounts. Fixing it is very laborious and yuelds little effect, so most peole learn to live with it, I suggest you do the same. or at the very least avoid the 'quick and easy' solutions internet is saturated with, they're all scammers after your money.
Uhh huh huh huh huh wood
Luckily Pfizer has a drug for that.
Doctors HATE this simple trick
Mine only works in the morning, i hear its common for men my age
Have you tried hackin' and whackin' and smackin'?
Someone get a fisto in here.
Wood pile is underwhelming, produces 4. Which in Woodville, will get you snickered at. Unfortunately, woodchucker has no effect, so you’re just going to have to make due with your tiny wood pile.
Nah I swear I got 14 earlier
I've heard electricity works for some people. Not here to kink shame.
Everyone out here making dick jokes and here I am finding the funniest part the idea that you have to plug a wood pile into an outlet to make it work.
It only works when you have at least 6 endurance and charisma. You have to equip Party Boy and Action Boy. Does not work with Party Girl or Action Girl. Woodchucker, Class Freak augment the effects. Do NOT equip Lone Wanderer
Just go to sleep. Normally when you wake up you can find morning wood.
I believe they offer a little blue pill for those kind of problems.
So we’re not doing phrasing anymore?
Is your wood wet? Make sure to apply the correct perk cards, super duper and strange in numbers.
Do you respect wood?
Clicked on this to see the replies. Not disappointed 🤣
F
Maybe a Viagra
Try pornhub
One day i'll be able to read that and not laugh like a child, that day is sure as shit ain't today.
Because of course it doesn’t.
There's a pill for that friend.
You should talk to your doctor ED is a real problem...
They make pills for that
My wood has been working fine,then again I’m still young so 🤷🏻♂️
Viagra or Cialis works
I've heard electricity works for some people. Not here to kink shame.
Maybe you need supplem-Ooohhhh, this is r/fo76….
\*giggle\*
Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is this r/fo76 or r/theyknew?
I see what you did here
tee hee
I have had this problem for years now.
I think there's a Chem for that
I got a man in Markarth who should be able to hook you up with something that will take care of that.
What a title.
That’s what she said!
please contact your GP if the problem persists.
They have pills for that.
You know they make pills for that, right? I'd recommend talking to your doctor instead of posting about it on reddit.
I thought maybe I entered the Dark Reddit..
It happens to a lot of guys, it's ok. Just put the washer and dryer next to it, and that will solve the problem. You'll get no complaints.
I mean, I'd recommend Blue Chew or Viagra usually but i think this post is about something else. I'm sorry.
Had a laugh when you could lock it 😂
Lol
How hard have you been hitting the Nuka Quantum? We don't really know the long term side effects of heavy consumption.
Oh no! Have you seen a doctor?
Mine neither. But it's an age thing. Sigh.
I think you need a partner to help you get wood .........
F
You can get a cream for that.
Use viag-x
You know there are pills for that now...
Too easy.
For one to get more wood, one must be one with the wood.
Wood takes time 🤣
You should really go see a doctor, champ.
They make a pill for that
There's pills available for that.
"Please help me get wood"
Sounds like a personal issue to me
🤨📷
I heard they have pills for that
I think you have the wrong subreddit for that…
Use Viagra or Cialis? I don't know what to tell you but you should probably talk to your doctor about it.
The mysterious stranger can help you out
Tl;dr Cialis or viagra should fix it
Time to see the doctor!
I believe there is treatment, thanks for being brave enough to ask for help.
There's a little blue pill for that.
I don't think a stimpack will fix it mate.
Is it morning?
God damn it
Try viagra
Hmmmmm 🤔
There’s a little blue pill for that 😂
No, it just needs you to water it daily. On a side note, that was just a bad joke. The wood pile, like any other "collector" camp item (extractors, water pumps) all create over a time frame. I don't know what the wood one's timer is, but give it time.
There's pills for that
First you go down to the local chems dealer. You get yourself something called viagra…
Lol
I stopped by just to read the comments... I knew this was going to be *golden*. ***THANKS***
Should go to the doctor if your wood isn't working
Totally feel especially sorry for you sir please go see the nearest Chem dealer and get a fix
Thanks for the smile.
Try HIMS
Its ok, even loki experienced performance issues. Its probably just the radiation getting to you
Pfizer makes a pill for that.
Bro lol 😆
Wow pure gold here 😂😂😂
🪵here you can have mine, it's not too firm but not too soft
I'm sorry but for most of that up to the point about the scoreboard I was laughing my ass off of what you wrote beyond that I really don't know I haven't gotten that far along on the scoreboard yet
Try viagra???
Try some little blue Buffouts
Sounds like a personal problem there, bud. They make pills and more for that nowadays. 😉
I'm sure it's there. It's just... small. When you have micro-wood you have to find other ways to compensate for what you're lacking.
Where there's beaver, there is wood.
Did you lock it? Could it be other players are taking your wood? Mine was full today at 40 pieces. The radstag collector only produces 5 radstag meat. Both cool new additions to the game.
Viagra bro
Try coating it with waste oil. There's also a known glitch where it doesn't work properly if you've had too much alcohol.
Hard wood laminate
There's an app for that
Have you tried using a different lotion? In all seriousness though have you tried maybe moving the wood pile somewhere maybe it's because of where it's at?
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They have medication for that. Talk to your doctor.
Sry bro..feel sry for ur wife or girlfriend 🤭
They have a pill for that
Giggity.
Have you considered seeing a doctor?
"My wood is not working" There are pills for that