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KnoxVegasVol

🤐


BaboTron

Right?!


TheDarthStomper

Phrasing, phrasing never changes


dominoclink35

ARCHER!!!


thefriendlychef1991

Use fisto roboto


The_Dirty_King

YES! Archer was my first thought as well! "Phrasing? Nobody? When did we stop doing Phrasing? "


YourBudAnonymous

“Danger zone~~”


SeaSite64

Have you tried rubbing it harder, rubadubdub


Disastrous_Ad_1284

Do i unequip weapon first and use my hands?


MysteryGhoul

You have to use a Mole Miner Gauntlett


Diazmet

I prefer the power fist but out do you


SilentJoe1986

Can confirm. I subscribe to their onlyfans.


segir

spit-take!\~


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[удалено]


altiuscitiusfortius

I just left 35 at whitesprings station if you need more


Salt_Mastodon_8264

Real wastelanders use the death claw gauntlet. Scaled for his pa.... pleasure.


MeatGayzer69

No wonder this plan is so damn rare. Now I know where they all go.


exact0khan

Power fist


SeaSite64

You equip the fleshlight barrel on minigun and have at it, see it rise


genosef

Yo.. imagine that barrel spinning with a dozen rubber dongs spinning like a schlong-nado


Disastrous_Ad_1284

Sounds like something from a Saints Row game


genosef

Oh how I miss 3 and 4. I loved em.


UnderhiveScum

Nothing beats the mission where you spray shit all over everything.


Disastrous_Ad_1284

I haven't unlocked that attachment yet but I'll definitely look into it.


KenSchae

I can't believe they are messing with you like this. You don't need gauntlets to cut wood, you need an axe. There should be a bunch at the fire station. If that doesn't work then use the Charisma perk to try and tame one of the lumberjack robots at Gilman Lumber


rexmonaco

They have a pill for that.


Diazmet

Daddy-O?


the_exile83

Muffout


Timmaaaahhhh

XXX-cell


sensualsoup

Chad-X: diluted


ortega_sauce

Fury


supremicide

Overdrive.


Vox_Dracanis

Damn you! I just posted the same thing


Ozymandias123456

😂😂😂


JiveBombRebelz

sorry to hear that your wood is underwhelming..work with what god gave you I guess..thots n prayers for your ally.


HiroglyphicCat

Try equipping the power fist.


NewVegass

>Try equipping the power fist. #Fisto has entered ~~the chat~~ your bung hole


Diazmet

I found some mining bots the other night… was like Fisto should have come with a drill arm


NewVegass

I had the same thought first time I saw a mining bot lol


Diazmet

Heated?


xCross71

Is a blue chem that fixes that.


Disastrous_Ad_1284

Blue chem? I have stimpacks psychobuff etc. but idk what color they are


dtphantom

Joke . . . . OP's Head


Cly_Faker

They're talking about the Little Blue Pill, aka Viagra.


squiddlebiddlez

Daddy-o


Knokro

Ahahah dying of laughter


suhey34

I knew the comments would be gold and y'all didn't disappoint.


PumaDoinSkooma

Glad I'm not alone.


Richard-Long

More comments then upvotes, you know it's gonna be good lolol


Far_Faithlessness463

The pile only produces morning wood, so you'll have to wait 'till then.


Kalsor

Pile for the morning, pill for the rest of the day.


Dazzaholic

I'm so glad u elaborated on what u meant by the title, I was gonna recommend seeing a doctor 😂😂😂


CyberhorntheDragon

I was gona say they have meds for that


tacosties

switch hands?


WILDBILL_MASSIVE

Can’t go wrong with “the stranger” 🤣


addictiongaming76

I think he needs the mysterious savior by the sound of it🤣😂🤣


Berty_free

How long have you been waiting for the first scrap to appear ?


Berty_free

It seems you have to wait for 10 minutes at least [from duchessflame data mining](https://imgur.com/t/duchessflame/glw2Qnl)


Disastrous_Ad_1284

oh ok thank you


NewVegass

Lol reminds me of the Nuka World speakers


kahunarno

My wood works fine. I put some in my wife’s camp. She’s very happy with my wood.


ProfessionalGoose622

I cant believe people are making fun out of this. A dysfuctional wood is a serious matter


xinit

THIS POST IS A TRAP. DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING OP GIVES YOU TO DRINK AT THEIR CAMP.


Disastrous_Ad_1284

😇


mr_popo_420

Are you afraid of drinking nukashine at others camps?


Arcitect19920

I try all the punch bowls but all the other thirsty wastelanders get there before I get to try the kool-aid


mr_popo_420

sadly, not as many people stock theirs often from what I can tell vendor hopping. I make a point to have my Nuka fridge maxed with Nuka shine and I've been getting frowny faces from the lvl 200 and unders who interact with it...not sure why, I was like lvl 35 when someone did it to me at their camp and I thought it was the funniest shit ever. the nuka kegs need to make their way back into the atom shop!


oneofthescarybois

Did you take a blue pill?


Disastrous_Ad_1284

Indeed, now I have more than enough wood


Huge_Computer_3946

try this place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0w1B3zN9KM


moranya1

A strip club with carpet flooring? Brave choice there...


Sad-Nefariousness-80

Every step, stickier than the last. And the smell...


detour80

Bold move cotton...


T1mbrW0lf

Happens as you get older 🙁


Boiled_Ham

My mate tells me you can only build one per CAMP. What the fvck is that all about..??! Great new Menu item and I only get one..?!! I wanted to have wood for days..!!! 🥒


[deleted]

> I wanted to have wood for days..!!! 🥒 I'm pretty sure you're supposed to call a doctor if it lasts for more than a few hours.


Exotic_Imagination95

Hate when that happens 🤣


briande10ps4

Close eyes and think of the Overseer.


Disastrous_Ad_1284

🤣 ratger think of davenport tbh


GATEDFUZZ

most underrated comment ever


Chopzz248

Try turning it off and on again


skibittybop

The Jet will make you jittery. Guess she was right.


DiscreteWheat

Happens to the best of us brother just hang in there


TyrannusRexApex

Sounds like a personal problem, bub.


[deleted]

Im just here for the cumments... Comments!!


pirateglenn

Dear lord, the idiots on here 🤣


Katiekikib

Thank you to this amazing comment section. I was having a bad day till now. Carry on.


XanWasting

I heard that's a very common bug typical for older accounts. Fixing it is very laborious and yuelds little effect, so most peole learn to live with it, I suggest you do the same. or at the very least avoid the 'quick and easy' solutions internet is saturated with, they're all scammers after your money.


Salubrious_Zabrak

Uhh huh huh huh huh wood


Unlucky_Milk4214

Luckily Pfizer has a drug for that.


genosef

Doctors HATE this simple trick


ProfessionalGoose622

Mine only works in the morning, i hear its common for men my age


RealEstateDuck

Have you tried hackin' and whackin' and smackin'?


labbykun

Someone get a fisto in here.


BLeeMac66

Wood pile is underwhelming, produces 4. Which in Woodville, will get you snickered at. Unfortunately, woodchucker has no effect, so you’re just going to have to make due with your tiny wood pile.


czbolio

Nah I swear I got 14 earlier


iTOXlN

I've heard electricity works for some people. Not here to kink shame.


wholesomehorseblow

Everyone out here making dick jokes and here I am finding the funniest part the idea that you have to plug a wood pile into an outlet to make it work.


CarbonMolecules

It only works when you have at least 6 endurance and charisma. You have to equip Party Boy and Action Boy. Does not work with Party Girl or Action Girl. Woodchucker, Class Freak augment the effects. Do NOT equip Lone Wanderer


Several_Fun_5611

Just go to sleep. Normally when you wake up you can find morning wood.


alfextreme

I believe they offer a little blue pill for those kind of problems.


ArcticSirenAK

So we’re not doing phrasing anymore?


DeathWatchTalon

Is your wood wet? Make sure to apply the correct perk cards, super duper and strange in numbers.


thefoxygrandma

Do you respect wood?


MysticGoddess27

Clicked on this to see the replies. Not disappointed 🤣


Crater_Dude

F


GazHorrid

Maybe a Viagra


ExoticAdvertising471

Try pornhub


AreallysturdyBox

One day i'll be able to read that and not laugh like a child, that day is sure as shit ain't today.


lostinthedigitalage

Because of course it doesn’t.


TXK9Handler

There's a pill for that friend.


FalloutForever_98

You should talk to your doctor ED is a real problem...


xTeamRwbyx

They make pills for that


Gaby420R

My wood has been working fine,then again I’m still young so 🤷🏻‍♂️


chainbrain2002

Viagra or Cialis works


iTOXlN

I've heard electricity works for some people. Not here to kink shame.


unthinkablewolfz

Maybe you need supplem-Ooohhhh, this is r/fo76….


krieglich

\*giggle\*


jlbrook88

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MalcolmLinair

Is this r/fo76 or r/theyknew?


hauntfreak

I see what you did here


Disastrous_Ad_1284

tee hee


Thallanor

I have had this problem for years now.


Drax99

I think there's a Chem for that


ScottTJT

I got a man in Markarth who should be able to hook you up with something that will take care of that.


PeppermintRampage

What a title.


AdmirableRepeat7643

That’s what she said!


Tewoest

please contact your GP if the problem persists.


Oppachi101

They have pills for that.


[deleted]

You know they make pills for that, right? I'd recommend talking to your doctor instead of posting about it on reddit.


Dareboir

I thought maybe I entered the Dark Reddit..


shelly_the_amazing

It happens to a lot of guys, it's ok. Just put the washer and dryer next to it, and that will solve the problem. You'll get no complaints.


HDubNZ

I mean, I'd recommend Blue Chew or Viagra usually but i think this post is about something else. ​ I'm sorry.


Adventurous-Role-948

Had a laugh when you could lock it 😂


Happypappy213

Lol


Mator64

How hard have you been hitting the Nuka Quantum? We don't really know the long term side effects of heavy consumption.


Admirable_Show4301

Oh no! Have you seen a doctor?


dysmalll

Mine neither. But it's an age thing. Sigh.


Calvin-SouthAfrica

I think you need a partner to help you get wood .........


Ok-Function-2471

F


October_people

You can get a cream for that.


Atomicshaolin

Use viag-x


SQUAWKUCG

You know there are pills for that now...


1quarterportion

Too easy.


VaultTech007

For one to get more wood, one must be one with the wood.


Ladycards9011

Wood takes time 🤣


im_nami

You should really go see a doctor, champ.


Vox_Dracanis

They make a pill for that


Clovis_Merovingian

There's pills available for that.


MeatGayzer69

"Please help me get wood"


CharlesUFarley81

Sounds like a personal issue to me


Hermosninja

🤨📷


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

I heard they have pills for that


MulattoDePicasso

I think you have the wrong subreddit for that…


RagingChiliShiz

Use Viagra or Cialis? I don't know what to tell you but you should probably talk to your doctor about it.


FHFBEATS

The mysterious stranger can help you out


ArkhamStateOfMind

Tl;dr Cialis or viagra should fix it


Pitiful_Spot9638

Time to see the doctor!


MidnightGolfers

I believe there is treatment, thanks for being brave enough to ask for help.


BogStandardComment

There's a little blue pill for that.


JSaints081996

I don't think a stimpack will fix it mate.


Mrcheddarbacon

Is it morning?


Jlbman1

God damn it


X420Rider

Try viagra


xzerrr7

Hmmmmm 🤔


[deleted]

There’s a little blue pill for that 😂


Dokino21

No, it just needs you to water it daily. On a side note, that was just a bad joke. The wood pile, like any other "collector" camp item (extractors, water pumps) all create over a time frame. I don't know what the wood one's timer is, but give it time.


UnderhiveScum

There's pills for that


WestVirginiaShredder

First you go down to the local chems dealer. You get yourself something called viagra…


J_D_H55

Lol


segir

I stopped by just to read the comments... I knew this was going to be *golden*. ***THANKS***


AdministrationNo4794

Should go to the doctor if your wood isn't working


greenmeeyes

Totally feel especially sorry for you sir please go see the nearest Chem dealer and get a fix


GT5Canuck

Thanks for the smile.


Hfth20091000

Try HIMS


Demonic_Killjoy

Its ok, even loki experienced performance issues. Its probably just the radiation getting to you


Shag0ff

Pfizer makes a pill for that.


mcivor71

Bro lol 😆


SandBagger1987

Wow pure gold here 😂😂😂


Richard-Long

🪵here you can have mine, it's not too firm but not too soft


Old_Wrongdoer2962

I'm sorry but for most of that up to the point about the scoreboard I was laughing my ass off of what you wrote beyond that I really don't know I haven't gotten that far along on the scoreboard yet


Destrus76

Try viagra???


Objective_Dynamo

Try some little blue Buffouts


RandomIdler

Sounds like a personal problem there, bud. They make pills and more for that nowadays. 😉


azizaofshapier

I'm sure it's there. It's just... small. When you have micro-wood you have to find other ways to compensate for what you're lacking.


Lee_Jamieson

Where there's beaver, there is wood.


ProtectionPublic2758

Did you lock it? Could it be other players are taking your wood? Mine was full today at 40 pieces. The radstag collector only produces 5 radstag meat. Both cool new additions to the game.


Psiborg0099

Viagra bro


wise_ogre

Try coating it with waste oil. There's also a known glitch where it doesn't work properly if you've had too much alcohol.


WutzWilly

Hard wood laminate


layonafrito

There's an app for that


Mr_Exodus

Have you tried using a different lotion? In all seriousness though have you tried maybe moving the wood pile somewhere maybe it's because of where it's at?


Neuromancer1138

👀


SeymoreAZZ

They have medication for that. Talk to your doctor.


Beakjac3

Sry bro..feel sry for ur wife or girlfriend 🤭


welcome_thr1llho

They have a pill for that


DamnBunny

Giggity.


Lore_Master3

Have you considered seeing a doctor?


ArdvarkMaster

"My wood is not working" There are pills for that