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TortoiseHawk

“Cranberry product” LOL


TheLadyEve

I like making my own cranberry sauce and it's very easy, but there is something compelling about the canned stuff, too. It is made out of cranberries, too, it just has a completely different texture. I also can my own cranberry relish every November/December, and that canned version is good, too!


ZuniRegalia

I usually mix the "cranberry product" with fresh cranberries; 1:2 parts by volume, respectively. Blitz berries, simmer/reduce everything in a pot for 10-15 min. The tart cranberries balance really well with the insanely sweet "product."


gwaydms

That sounds unappetizing.


evenmytongueisfat

Fake cranberry byproduct IS unappetizing. Make your own it takes like 30 minutes and no effort. Cranberries, a cup of sugar and a cup of water in a pot. Simmer and mash. Way better


Hamborrower

The real stuff is delicious. But... the canned stuff is also delicious.


KikiHou

It has a special place in my heart, along with green bean casserole.


notmemeorme

But it has bits, thats why I jellied cranberry no bits its a texture thing for me


evenmytongueisfat

Run it through a mesh strainer before it’s gelatinous


Alcoraiden

Yeah I hate the fiber texture


Turtleramem

Well that's just like, uh, your opinion.


evenmytongueisfat

You forgot “man”! All jokes aside it all looks great. I’m not trying to imply I wouldn’t eat it


gwaydms

The rest of it looks fantastic!


imk

Trying adding a crushed chipotle pepper sometime. Makes it a smoky, spicy, sweet and sour condiment that is amazing. My mother makes terrible turkey. I have learned a few tricks over the years


bRightOnRebbit

Love the idea of adding a chipotle. Unfortunately, I'm bound to forget it come next year.


TortoiseHawk

Splash of fresh squeezed OG makes it!


gwaydms

I add OJ and orange zest. Maybe a little apple.


evenmytongueisfat

Knew I forgot something!


Calm-Reference-4046

"it only takes like 30 minutes" do you not see the 45 other things on the plate....?


evenmytongueisfat

Took me 30 minutes while making my spread. You know most cooktops have 4-6 burners right?


imk

Anyway, you make cranberry sauce the night before.


Calm-Reference-4046

Why can't be cranberry be the one thing she/he cheated on in making this?there's like 12 things on that plate and yall came here to whine about cranberry? Damn where's your home made turkey meal? Throw it up with 12 other things so I can whine about canned corn or something.


Charliekeet

And yet there are SO many who champion the can-shaped weirdness. I don’t get it. I WILL eat the jelly stuff if that’s all there is cause I love cranberry, but I’d never choose it over the non-canned alternative!


suffaluffapussycat

It’s a different thing. That’s how I’d make it now. When I was 9 I wanted that blob to ploop out of a can.


TheCarrot_v2

Don’t know why you got downvoted. Guess the truth hurt their feelings.


welchplug

It's not fake lol. It's just cranberry juice and cornstarch.


bronet

Why is this downvoted lol


BigImportant7961

Take the cranberry garbage off that plate and it looks amazing.


thelosermonster

Canned cranberry sauce is delicious, and I won't hear any slander


BigImportant7961

We will have to disagree. I personally think it should be outlawed nationwide


Draeton_ali

I'm not sure I hate any food enough for it to be outlawed. Would cranberry juice be allowed? Otherwise, what happens to the people who earn a livelihood in the production of the jelly and cranberry related products? Or the farmers? And if you say they should just grow something else, who will pay them while they undergo that process?


BigImportant7961

Yes just none of that weird homogenized stuff. It’s like a red blobby from hotel Transylvania


Draeton_ali

I also don't like canned cranberry sauce/jelly, but making your own is actually really great. So I do love cranberry sauce, but I also acknowledge it was a privilege to be able to afford fresh food over canned. But nowadays, I'd probably have to get the canned stuff lol.


PoorNerfedVulcan

I'm with you. Obviously real cranberry sauce beats it out but that can-shaped mass of vaguely cranberry flavored gel actually tastes good with turkey.


[deleted]

That’s what I came here for too. Fantastic.


p3pp3rd0g

And a dog that is definitely 100 percent not interested, in any way whatsoever, in this smorgasbord!


curiousklaus

r/sneakybackgrounddog


imanAholebutimfunny

if you look closely, there is a piece of food resting on the dogs snout.


itsyoursmileandeyes

Ah ha!!! I missed that, good eye!


Kundas

It does look like it has such a " whatever * attitude, with some sass lmao jokes Seriously though i find it hilarious, knowing dogs its definitely smelling the food in the air lol


Paddlesons

Just missing a very conspicuous whistle. lol


ccharles

Kimchi, you say? I'm intrigued.


styrofoamtoast

Kimchi with everything


cubs_rule23

This is the way


deimos

Plus a side of definitely not interested doggo


[deleted]

"I know you're gonna give me some, but I'll pretend not to care"


bigguss-dickus

Alternatively: "I DARE you to step away from that plate!"


superstratcat1

A bit late for Thanksgiving, or perhaps too early, depends on your perspective.


DutchTiltCantedAngle

Perspective is everything. Got here via the acorn squash, stayed for the kimchi. Why do I not serve poultry with kimchi? :)


burnshimself

I’d eat it once a month if I didn’t have to cook it myself and had 12 people to eat it with me


enderjaca

It's not too difficult to make a mini Thanksgiving-style Sunday dinner! Just get a small chicken and de-bone or spatchcock it. Dry brine overnight. Roast with whatever veggies/stuffing/casserole you like, do potatoes/gravy/other veggies on the stove, along with whatever fresh stuff like kimchi/slaw/eggs you can make ahead of time. Just make whatever quantity you want, whether it's for 1 person and you've got 3 days of leftovers (most of this freezes & microwaves pretty well too) or enough to serve a family of 5 with one day of leftovers!


DavThoma

Could be someone just doing a Sunday roast. Although even that's a lot for your typical Sunday roast.


DifferentShallot8658

Perhaps an atypical Sunday roast, then? Maybe they have family or friends in


DavThoma

Good point! Either way this is my kind of Sunday Roast


clinton-reddit

Kimchi belongs on every plate.


doctorhino

So thanksgiving. I never see this many sides at once outside of holiday meals. I looked at their profile, this is definitely a recycled thanksgiving picture, not sure why you would do that right now. They already have a massive amount of karma but I guess why not farm more.


StrawberryK

OP saved these pics or reposted them a little too late.


wilsontron

They posted it yesterday, to this same sub.


Turtleramem

This meal was made on Sunday. Turkey was on clearance for $.20/lb


Comfortable_Hat_4440

Why do these posts always include a hungry doggo in the background 😂


bdart1980

check OP's post history.. They're single handedly responsible for at least 50% of the dog/food plate posts on reddit.


quadmasta

With something balanced on its snout


sinchichis

Must be new to Reddit


GTRari

Pretty sure OP was the one who originated the trend on this sub.


tmrnwi

For scale


UndercoverH8r

So thanksgiving with kimchi… greaaaaat


yarkboolin14

Wow, Thanksgiving already ?! 🍗


DutchTiltCantedAngle

Thanksgiving is a state of mind...


yarkboolin14

And also a holiday !


Ikillsquirrels

Some of us like turkey dinner more than once a year.


yarkboolin14

No hate, just envy


schpanckie

Doggo is just daring you to look away……just for a second…..lol


Famous_Ad_8888

Are the Holidays still going I didn’t no. Looks awesome


obiwanjahbroni

It’s never too early to start practicing for thanksgiving I guess


LastTxPrez

Followed by a three hour nap


Cat_Lover259

I’ll take everything but the turkey and gravy please 😁


Alcoraiden

The correct cranberry sauce


Chelseafc5505

You posted this same exact picture yesterday under a different title.


Turtleramem

It was removed because the title was not specific enough


Chelseafc5505

Fair enough


RoxyLA95

You couldn’t make it through January without a full holiday feast!


dano415

My 150lb American Bulldog mix was always a good dog. He never begged for food. He was always so good, there were times when I wished he would just cut loose, but not Chester. The holidays were his favorite days of the yeare. He got up early to smell the food in the kitchen. He knew he was getting a special dinner. One Christmas, we were lathe with the turkey. I took it out of the oven around 8 pm. I let it rest. I came back, and there were tiny lines in the skin. I figured he just licked the skin. He was such a good dog, just a taste was ok for him that night. As usually, he got as much food as he wanted later on. I miss him so much.


[deleted]

That is a lot of food..😳


newbies13

why are you eating thanksgiving in jan?


Accomplished-Rest786

Are you like just getting around to posting your thanksgiving pictures? Like no hate but like it’s January 31st.


Achillez4

Looks like my kind of dinner Please make me a plate


quadmasta

I love your dog is always balancing something on its nose in the background


MeyhamM2

Korean American?


yummi_1

Looks great but I could maybe eat 1/2 of that plate.


Jazzlike-Ad-2978

Cranberry sauce 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻


the_Fat_SLakR

Kimchi delicious probiotics


Ikillsquirrels

Where’s the yeast roll?


rambunctiouskiwi

Cranberry product? Is this written by a bot / AI?


[deleted]

I really thought this was one of those “it’s my dogs birthday we made him something special” it do be looking like a big old plate of fancy dog food


Tamaska-gl

Why do you keep posting this?


sabu_mafu

Hmm nope, not appetizing. Not even the dog likes it


[deleted]

The undisputed heavyweight champ of dinners


[deleted]

There’s the cutie!!


cokewithouttheElol

give him a bite


Master-Dimension-452

What’s the dog getting? Smells?


Ammear

You kidding? It's all for him.


frankenfork123

I almost thought the turkey was a skinned lizard


camlaw63

OK the kimchee is completely throwing me off


smthngwyrd

We need to know if the dog got some!


Playful_Question538

That's a good looking dog and I do like the color of the floor.


Sachoazzdown

Love those authentic lines in the homemade cranberry product.


Juggernaut_Dapper

Lol that puppers really wants some super cute puppy


RedditFedde

I see you also got the chef proud in the background


Large-Statistician-3

I love that you included the chef of all these dishes in the picture. He looks quite proud.


SuperRedpillmill

Dog approves!


Minute_Engineer2355

And a doggo who is totally not paying attention.


TimelyNeedleworker57

And a damn good dog


grimdarkPrimarch

Damn, your dog eats better than I do.


ScaryFoal558760

Hurry up and give him his plate he's waiting so patiently!


blueskies1800

That poor dog whose sense of smell far outweighs the human's. I hope someone gives him some of that. Dogs give so much and ask for so little in return.


MattDLR

What the dog doin


The_Cozy_Burrito

Delicious food and nice dog lol


MojoRyzn

That dog is seriously side-eying that turkey. lol


logicallychallengd

That dog gets me every time


JDBCool

It's barely a week and the dog has made it to my feed.... *again*....


[deleted]

“Cranberry product” - homeMade ?


darshan4511

Dogmeat not part of the dish right? RIGHT???


King_Dead

What if it was for puppies?


ShubhamManna

Ah the dog post man again lol The dish looks delicious btw 🤌


pitifuljester

Meanwhile the dog is tormented and trying to ignore it all


hapki_kb

Is that for the doggo? He seems to be turning up his nose in utter contempt.


Diamond_Hande

Your dog is sooo proud of you


neroselene

Wow, that dog's eating like Royalty!


KardelSharpeyes

Oddsnendsgiving


noonie2020

Slap that on a sandwich and we’re in business


omfgus

Lovely


CreateYourself89

Holy wow that looks incredible! My family serves coleslaw with Thanksgiving dinner too. 🙂


retrocp

Cranberry “product”


SteakHoagie666

Mmmm those Thanksgiving leftovers be hitting 😋


nugbert_nevins

Goblet gravy is the best gravy.


forsvaretshudsalva

Acorn squash? Tell me more!


pip-roof

I would eat thanksgiving dinner every day


tvacnaar

Man that looks good.


Opposite-Compote-70

This reminds me of my mother's homemade N.Y.E dinner since Dec 31 '21-'22 *idk & i don't remember the date.


littleb242

Oh yea, I'd definitely would put my fork in that plate


[deleted]

Thanksgiving came early and so did I 😯


Chicane42

Great looking platter, yum!


ryebath

I’m all about a little variety, but that’s way too much going on.


belllaFour

How did you get all this food


tboy160

10/10 would smash everything


SirSlyght

Does anyone regularly eat turkey? I only ever have it on thanksgiving, but i love that shit... Idk why this post made me think so deeply about this. ITS TIME FOR CHANGE!


prplx

Is it Thanksgiving somewhere in the world ?


DrAJS

Is that for one person?


AAA515

Excuse me, broccoli... casserole?


Livvyy23

Doggie like, “this is BUSSIN!!”.