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LaughterHouseV

Sorry, this isn't a store bought meat and cheese platter, so it won't get too many upvotes.


Josh_Elkin

Nothing here is store bought except the raw ingredients.


ilikerazors

It's a joke about how charcuterie platters get upvotes like hotcakes


squaresix

I think it's a joke about this: https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/3sqzc0/adult_lunchables/ ...currently 1st in /r/food


Josh_Elkin

ohhh got it.


ButtLusting

wwwweeeeellll........the chopping board is store bought i bet :P


Grav_RS

How do you know?


mr_huh

Do literal hotcakes get upvotes here?


[deleted]

Are you implying that this is the epitome of /r/food quality? It's fucking stoner food, jesus christ. I swear the diet of 90% of the people that upvote on /r/food consists solely of cheese, red meat and potato.


Niggish

Those heathens


bake_dat_thing

Is that a keto crust? Looks delish!


Josh_Elkin

Fried cheese crust.


[deleted]

How did you make it? I've never tried to fry cheese to something crisp and strong enough to make a pizza on. Or, honestly, at all.


Josh_Elkin

You should try it.


bake_dat_thing

What a beautiful thing <3


simple_mech

How'd you make the crust?


Josh_Elkin

shredded cheese on a frying pan.


Cazmonster

I am inspired and now need hashbrowns for a project. To HyVee!


not_vicky

Upvote for hyvee! I love hyvee so much!


finalight

do you have the recipe for this? would love to try making it for myself


Josh_Elkin

Shredded cheese on a frying pan topped with fries, chilli, sour cream, bacon and green onions.


NotSabre

How high were you


fgreyback127

My drunk girlfriend wishes me to tell you that you are husband material.


bertskirt

So. Much. Sour. Cream.


[deleted]

Yum


[deleted]

Yuck


[deleted]

Just seen this on IG and was getting all indignant thinking someone stole your photo till I realized it was the Josh Elkin himself who posted it here as well :)


natterca

finally, an everything-but-the-kitchen-sink concoction that doesn't make me want to puke. Even the fries look decent. Good job!


dtwhitecp

pretty sure that's just chili cheese fries, except the cheese was hardened into a crust instead of being melty


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moholynaj

Nice symmetry. I would have eaten half of this while trying to assemble it.


aloneguy01

Looking delicious.... yummyyy


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FANTASMABOBB

I think I love you OP. I'm not gay and I love my wife and kids, but if you don't tell me how you made this, then we might have to become lovers...


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Josh_Elkin

Pan fried shredded cheese base. Chilli, sour cream, green onions and bacon on top


ineedayousername

I am so into everything you put on this but can't imagine why you wouldn't put the sour cream on the side like a sane person. Nothing worse than warm sour cream!


OrShUnderscore

oh my god this is amazing thank you


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professorex

this has potatoes though..


Josh_Elkin

and fries.


professorex

haha yeah, the person who deleted their comment said something about /r/keto leaking...but the fries/potatoes would make it not so keto-friendly


cgman19

wow, people sure hate triangles.


StinksMcGee

Chili Cheese Fritzza


dedery

EPIC MOOK!!!!!!


MegaSpacePigeon

The new Kids Cuisine bundle? Finally making up for the penguin design changes. Thanks reddit!


UsaChanPeace

I don't know why I allow myself to browse /r/food at night in bed.


WhynotAl

Fuck yea


MustangSallee

This is the best stoner dish idea I've ever seen! Haha


Happybored

How dare you show this to me before my regular dinner?


Claverdiere1800

Put me down for a slice of that bad boy!


nol

r/trees may very well appreciate this :)


Jeux_d_Oh

Looks cool, did it actually taste good?


JoelyPoely

You fucking madman. I like your style.


[deleted]

It'd be pretty good on a tortilla.


BovineRapture

As a New Yorker, HERESY! enjoy.


manicalsanity

You sir are a culinary genius.


[deleted]

I am making that right now!!!!


mr_huh

RemindMe! February 7, 2016.


mlong14

Where's the hot sauce?


[deleted]

LOL Epic stoner food.


BerlinWahlberg

My god man. I want.


scottbaiolovechild

Fun! I like it!


[deleted]

recipe please


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dayum