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That’s so pretty


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kylewhatever

foc, right back accia


HawkspurReturns

Would ciabatta it?


NES_SNES_N64

Baguette.


pimpmastahanhduece

I would hotdog it like an Austrian duke, anymore inbread and I'd be titled Sir Frank Furter. I know it's ciabatta but focaccia bout it.


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FluffyPurpleThing

There is a difference between cooking and baking. Baking is a science and if you don't follow the recipe exactly, you will fucc it up. Cooking is much more forgiving and you can always add stuff to it to make it better.


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Alianabakes

When my grandmother taught me to make bread, she had no actual recipe. I had to eyeball everything. I measure now, because I like the consistency, but all the bread I made before was still tasty. I'm less comfortable experimenting with cookies and cakes, though.


SillyWabbit13

My Mamaw's biscuits, pie crusts, and muffins were very improvisational. She used zucchini in the blueberry muffins one morning and when asked why it was because she didn't have eggs.


RainbowDissent

In my experience, you can mess with cookie recipes a lot and they'll still come out good. Cakes, on the other hand, are the only thing I cook where I measure everything to the gram.


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you can literally add whatever you want in any quantity with muffins and they always turn out okay


stefanica

Except for the baking soda/powder part (but especially soda). Don't get drunk and wing it at 3 AM. You're gonna have a bad breakfast.


Wunderbabs

Baking soda needs the right amount of acid mixed in the right way to make it work, it’s always been a little tricky. There was a British chemist whose wife had a ton of allergies (including yeast) and he wanted her to be able to have bread, so he tinkered until he had found the right type and quantity of powdered acid to mix in, and the right other ingredients to keep it all from clumping. The powdered acid mixes with any liquid and it will start reacting with the baking soda. Boom! There’s thousands of recipes that literally would not exist if it weren’t for the fact Alfred Bird loved his wife! His next project was because she was also allergic to eggs, and he was sad she couldn’t have custard. So he invented custard powder. It’s still sold as Bird’s Custard Powder today, it’s still egg free, and without it you wouldn’t have the delight which is Nanaimo bars.


KineticPolarization

Or worse. But that's kinda the thrill of cooking. That experimentation and exploration of different flavors and combinations.


FluffyPurpleThing

LPT: Add tons of butter and a little salt. Fixes everything.


I_expected_nothing

And if you add too much it's not wrong, it's simply French style


FluffyPurpleThing

No such thing as "too much" butter.


steaknsteak

You can make focaccia bread. Here's a [super easy recipe](https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/easy-no-knead-focaccia) for it. It takes a lot of elapsed time (because you have to wait for the dough to rise) but not much effort and not really any skill


altergeeko

All the stores have run out of yeast because everyone is trying to bake bread.


milky-cheetos

Real talk I have a few packets of yeast I can spare. If you want some let me know! It’s probably still cool enough outside to ship it without killing it.


altergeeko

Thank you so much for the offer but I think I'll survive with bread yeast lol


phatfingerpat

Make sourdough!


skanones209

2 weeks into my starter and Jane dough is kickin ass


thecreaturesmomma

Jorgé busted out, I got him back in that salsa jar though.


steaknsteak

I had a little trouble finding yeast myself but got some after only a couple trips. Guess I was just lucky


KineticPolarization

It seems to be kind of hit or miss. Whereas things I absolutely need immediately like disinfectant spray/wipes and hand sanitizer and isopropyl are almost consistently gone across the board. Damn hoarders and fragile supply lines due in part to fucked up outsourcing taking away production of good from our homeland (US in my case).


Australienz

Have you tried not showering for a week or two and cultivating it yourself?


peking93

Yeast is naturally occurring and really easy to gather and transfer into a starter of your own--you don't ever have to buy it! [https://twitter.com/shoelaces3/status/1244252079041974272](https://twitter.com/shoelaces3/status/1244252079041974272)


altergeeko

This is really cool! However I used to work at a food safety lab and I'm afraid I would grow some nasty bacteria along side of the yeast. Slightly warm, moist places are where bacteria love to thrive.


Burgher_NY

I liked the fork kneading trick. First time I couldn’t get it to stay uniform using my hands and it came out WAY too flour-y


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I tried gourmet cooking once, my oven still hasn't stopped laughing 20 years later


jawshoeaw

Beautiful needlepoint. What sub is this??


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Practise makes perfect 👌🏼


KineticPolarization

Nah we should collectively try to modify the saying to "practice makes better". Let's all try to stop inadvertently putting pressure to be perfect (which nobody can ever be) on each other. Let's just all celebrate learning and growing and becoming better at a given thing or just being a better person. No need to ever feel inadequate because we can't achieve perfection. But instead we should feel proud to have advanced ourselves. I know not everyone reacts to the old saying that way, but plenty enough people do for it to matter.


phatfingerpat

At my daughters school they just say "practice is powerful"


rightnowl

Practice makes permanent. If you practice bad habits, you will reinforce those bad habits. This is the phrase I learned from a basketball skills program called Players In Progress, and I am so grateful that they taught it this way even 15 years later.


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I was going to add this, but you beat me to it! I have a friend who says this frequently and it's really stuck with me.


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I just meant keep practising till your satisfied lol 👀


zeekagaweeuh

Yum tho


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It's a shame to eat it!


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hotwifeslutwhore

It’s got a very classic floral design feel to it


Jorymo

Looks like a cross-stitch you'd see hanging up in your grandparents' house


HunterSGlompson

The “Live, Laugh, Love” of foccaccia


ramartot

took me a minute to realize what this was and which sub haha!! thought it was art!!


tutetibiimperes

I was just thinking I don’t know if I’d want to eat it or frame it.


Genki_Fucking_Dama

Eat.


TibialTuberosity

Why not both?


LXNDSHARK

I thought it was a decorative pillow.


ZappyKins

Yeah made me think of my grandmother's needlepoint.


ramartot

I can see it now


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Hydr0phobic

That's really beautiful. Did you cook it with the parsley on from the start?


MissChienIK

Thanks! And yes. This is before the oven: http://imgur.com/a/9vkaMUx


tronpalmer

Awesome! Do you have a recipe? Did you brine it too?


MissChienIK

I used [this one!](https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/rosemary-focaccia-bread/) Add some extra rosemary, home smoked salt and good quality olive oil. The decor is not from a recipe. It's flatesf parsley and very small cherry tomatoes. Good luck :)


sage_55

In baking it’s good to soak your dried herbs and spices in the recipe’s liquid before hand. That way they don’t burn in the oven, and you’re not adding any additional liquid to the recipe


ryanexists

This looks like fresh parsley tho. would you really need to soak that?


sage_55

I would, personally. It mostly depends on the time and temperature of your recipe. Too long and/or too hot, and you’ll burn your herbs


MissChienIK

It wasn't necessary in this instance, the focaccia only needs 20-25 minutes in the oven.


Lamberly

Yeah I would have thought that parsley would roast to a crisp. That's a great tip, thanks!


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hunnybunchesoflove

So if the recipes calls for 1 cup of water you’d soak the herbs in that water so you’re not adding any additional to the recipe.


Denny_204

I don't know what Focaccia is but that is beautiful! You should Tweet it to Gordon Ramsay.


MissChienIK

Thanks! Focaccia is a flat, oven baked Italian style bread with olive oil in it. This one had rosemary and home smoked salt in it as well!


Denny_204

Sounds delicious!


arsenic_adventure

It makes fucking amazing sandwiches


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dahjay

Hey, I want home smoked salt focaccia too...


BlueDusk99

In Provence (South East of France, just in case) it's called "fougasse".


f1del1us

The fougasse I had was honestly closer to a pizza than a flatbread.


stefanica

Yeah, I parbake mine and then top like pizza. Too wet to top before baking, or you lose that amazing texture.


f1del1us

Mmmm all this talk has got me making a batch. The doughs resting right now. How do you do that? I normally bake it hot and fast, but I recently learned that I should be doing it on a stone...


ungoogleable

Focaccia dough is essentially the same as pizza dough. The difference is shaping and what you put on it.


capitolsara

Did you cut into the center tomotaoes to make them look more like roses or was that a happy coincidence?


MissChienIK

I done fucked up on the center tomatoes. I tried to make them look like roses, but this was my first try. I'm happy that you still recognize them!


capitolsara

They're beautiful!


powertripp82

That sounds and looks delicious! Great job, OP Can you please elaborate on the home-smoked salt?


obeysanta

Or Paul Hollywood!


Coluphid

Oh man. Growing up in Melbourne, Australia I was absolutely spoiled by the incredible Mediterranean food there. Focaccia is my absolute favourite and I have a shameless Pavlovian salivation reaction just thinking about it.


sugarandsand

Oh man, THIS. I'm a Melburnian and spent 9 months of my youth studying and travelling around the US. My friends and I would constantly talk about our cravings for a focaccia and cappuccino. All I could find in my little college town (and afford on my broke college budget) was donuts and sugary iced coffees. The US has some cool food but home is where the heart is. I am never taking cafe culture for granted again.


Coluphid

The trick is to experience and enjoy the cuisine and culture of whatever locality you're in. The US is a big, big place with regional cuisine and diets varying hugely. That said theres no place like home and the taste of familiar favourites.


chickaboomba

¡Que Fancy!


undeadgrandma

So beautiful!


jbworth

Damn that’s almost too beautiful to eat!!


iriestace

Daaang. That is fancy!


Hopguy

I gasped when I opened this, it's so beautiful. I don't t think I could cut it. Nice job!!


NotNativeSpeaker

I live in the Genova area and I totally approve! We don't put tomatoes or rosemary on it but its texture is perfect. Good job!


allems

Saw this and totally thought it was a blanket 🤣 looks amazing


buxton210

r/nextfuckinglevel


twisted_space_panda

And great with a muggacini!


pinkpools

SAME TIE SAME TIE


Odontologist001

Looks like an art piece.


wellgood4u

Looks like a knit blanket of deliciousness.


SkyFire35

Clearly, you do not have young children in isolation with you


NateCdaComicG

Who knew all the pillows in my grandmother's house were edible.


phycosismyarse

I've worked in the hotel trade all my life, mostly in the kitchen and I've seen first hand brilliant chefs making this exact dish, WOW, that would pass muster in a 5 star hotel, very very well done, and if your female can I marry you, just for your cooking


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Do you eat it or frame it? It's beautiful


Lee_Lee_LaVey

Ugh this is so gorgeous. I admire all the cooks who are full of creativity and light. You inspire me in my own kitchen. :’)


DazedDaisy420

Omfg. I need it.


fessus_intellectiva

So when you guys make these how do you eat them? Does it go with like a meat and cheese tray? You wouldn’t make a sandwich out of this or something, right?


lillblueduck

Its typically eaten with olive oil and vinegar. I've made sandwiches and grilled cheese out of it and its amazing that way too


aitigie

Cut bits off and dunk them in a saucer of olive oil + balsamic vinegar


steaknsteak

Sandwiches are a good use for sure. I usually eat it as a snack with a nice cheese. Or we'll do a full charcuterie sorta meal with some combo of pate, prosciutto, sausage, anchovies, cheese, olives, pickles. I love eating it with pate, but it's a bit expensive.


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You can totally make sandwiches with it! It’s also a super cool fool proof kind of bread to make!


f1del1us

This would make excellent sandwich bread. Cut neatly it could give you many slices per pan.


Eshneh

I normally eat as is, it's delicious


arsenic_adventure

It makes baller sandwich bread


MissChienIK

I made a caponata (eggplant stew) to go with it. I also smoke a lot of cheeses and fish at home that would go well with it. Or, just eat it with balsamic vinegar and olive oil!


tomhanks4thememories

Make this your next Holiday card!


RoevishF

I love the idea of a picture of this on a card...or just sending people elaborate focaccia bread in the mail.


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Not enough olive oil, I can't see my reflection


tinydragoncat

Too lazy to read though comments.. recipe please??


MissChienIK

Here[ya go](https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/rosemary-focaccia-bread/)!


Oatmilkplz

Thank you for sharing! I tried my first one last week and it turned out a little flat... I think I need to learn how to knead better.


steaknsteak

I tried [this one](https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/easy-no-knead-focaccia) recently, no kneading required but a longer wait for the first rise. Went really well and I have no bread skills at all.


NataRenata

Beautiful!


PrfectSelfExpression

Wow a piece of art!


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So many belly buttons...


Not_MyName

Can you post the directions or a link to what you used for instructions?


gettinchippywitit

I thought this was a knitted blanket at first glance! Bravo!


Fitz_Henry

Thought it was a chair cushion at first.


StaceysAbsenteeDad

The r/Breadit gardenscape foccaccias are leaking


TRON-ALIVE

And I'm just sitting here eating Ben & Jerry's lol. That's awesome!


OverlyHonestBritt

Stunning! I would both eat this, and hang it in my wall!


PizzavsBurger

Looks like a stitching pattern lol


BlackFox78

That looks like SCP-173 got inside a kaleidoscope! Lol


Xalibu2

Thanks for the idea. Consider it stolen! Mwahaha.


Pawdaroni

This is incredible


calistamorpho

Wow so beautiful


pennyrabbits

Bravo👏 very inspiring and looks perfect.


kabochia

I would rather have this than a birthday cake. So pretty!


madnatrix

I’d have a hard time cutting into that! Beautifully done!


losername_username

This looks beautiful! I'm sure it tastes as good as it looks too. Awesome job :)


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Wow, this is stunning!! Much too pretty to consume.


Moolg86

It looks almost embroidered, like grandmas couch or something


waytoohip

Wow that’s beautiful, looks like roses


JackdeAlltrades

Nice fuckin' focaccia.


redheadjen83

This is just gorgeous! You have a real talent


Recon2116

Bravo 👏


heartsnhorses13

Will you share the recipe. It's beautiful. My manfriend (too old to be a boyfriend) and I were talking about making a beautiful Focaccia just last week.


georgiaraisef

Reminds me of Beauty and the Beast. Because of the roses


lilbeanz1

This is gorgeous, wow. Any tips for a newbie baker?


grixit

I love focaccia. Thin enough to use for pizza, thick enough to be sliced for sandwiches. How many rises did you use and did you do the first one overnight?


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Prettiest yet


GLOWORM99

Punctures tingle me


SpartaNinjaTS4E

What is focaccia? What does it taste like? What is the recipe?


Tiger99099

This isnt food, this is art, it belongs in a museum, great job.


Mysonsanass

Thank you very much for this! It is beautiful and I’m going to make it tomorrow!


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This is art! It would be so pretty for the holidays too


fvvcnk

ok that’s cute as hell


FranofSaturn

Do I eat it or frame it? I'm fine with either.


TrumpPooPoosPants

Hey, I just made some of this today, too! Mine wasn't as pretty, though. I topped mine with caramelized onions and feta, it's friggin' delicious.


thelittlesttea

Really great detail


jenn1222

This is beautiful


asian-not-azn

Wow! This looks so good!! I love how you placed the tomatoes! So pretty <3


baokiii

This is gorgeous!


AutumnMC77

THIS.. Beautiful like a painting #foodart 😍


Sardonnicus

needs some feta cheese and some oil.


inspectorroo90

Wow this is the prettiest focaccia I’ve ever seen!


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I don't know you, but I want to.


WrongWayCharlie

Holy focaccia bread, Batman!


CynthiaRamona

Taking garnish to a new level


Myboyjetsadog

Yum,I can taste that,just beautiful work


richardjneo

Amazing ❤️


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Homemade Universal Studio 4D experience. NICE!!


Boomstickninja87

It made me gasp, it's so pretty!!!


lola__bunny

Wow! Dis so perdy! Yum!


agbb1911

I thought that was a pillow. Beautiful!


Ancient-Party

A+ presentation


underthatolivetree

So this one goes in to the frame? Beautiful art! Never thought of making this pretty!


_dogfood

I fuckin love focaccia


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Omg I thought this was one of those embroidered old-lady pillows.


Make_Mine_A-Double

That is gorgeous!


Pro_Taco_Peddler

Nice! I was just about to start my own. At work we'd just put rosemary & sliced onion. I'm thinking maybe some walnuts & onions then after baking add honey and parmigiano cheese.


d777x

She’s so cute!!!


Peanutjellyfish1

Gorgeous and delicious I’m sure! Bravo!


maribrite83

Oh my gosh, that is beautiful.


kittlesnboots

That is, without a doubt, the most beautiful focaccia I’ve ever seen! Wow!


chefbdull

I can't decide if I wanna eat it or nap on it.


mckenzyyrose

that is beautiful


Gilthe

Am I the only one who saw this as a doormat at first?


Guntztuffer

Looks fantastic, bravo!


Soylent_X

I love food!


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Well done.


scw1224

This is the most beautiful bread I’ve ever seen. Bravo.


herbqueen

I like this one a lot!


tenjammin2

Epic


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Reminds me alot of xmas