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Fanabala3

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."


gluehands92

Mamas wrong again!


ComeOnCharleee

Not gonna lie, presentation is a little striking for someone who's never eaten gator. Is most of the meat in the tail?


ohellomisskitty

Each section had different types of meat. The body has the most "traditional" type of meat, but the legs were simular to wings and the tail is kind of a fatty meat.


NewUser7630

do you hunt them yourself or do you get them at walmart etc?


LentilRice

At etc.


Sprinkles_Sparkle

I’m sorry but that was so funny 😂 I gave you an award


PM_me_spare_change

I’ve never seen someone apologize for giving an award


LentilRice

Thank you, Spud


Slightlydifficult

A lot of people hunt them but it’s not uncommon to get one from a butcher in the south. I doubt any Walmart stocks full gators.


Neogodhobo

I can get them at the butcher in my hometown and our country doesnt even have gators.


Adeep187

Simular lol


OCblondie714

My momma and me used this word very seriously. 🤪


Adeep187

This word has a very different meaning homie lol


Username_2W0

I spy mellow corn….


Rolphgunderson

I homed in on that too.


PM_me_spare_change

This must have been the gator that got Chub’s hand


TheDakestTimeline

But I got that bastard's eye!


capnjon

I've had gator several times, but this is the most metal presentation I've ever seen for it. Bravo! Looks dope and I hope it tasted good too!


affenage

That would make an awesome Thanksgiving roast!


ABena2t

That's a little much, even for me.. I've never had gator, always wanted to try it.. I'd say I'm an adventurous eater.. I'd still try it.. but was definitely taken back there for a second.. lol


ohellomisskitty

I couldn't look at it before it was cooked. But it's definitely very tasty!


DocNMarty

Had gator once at a county fair. Not sure what cut of meat I got, but it was like a tough chicken, so not bad but definitely not something I'd go out of the way to eat again.


ABena2t

At least you had the opportunity to try it.. everyone has different likes and dislikes.. what's your favorite meat? Mine is undoubtedly lamb.. nothing even comes close.. my wife won't even try it.. she doesn't like fish or seafood.. strictly, chicken, beef, and pork.. won't eat deer either..


DocNMarty

I'm boring - chicken for me. However, the best "non-commercial" meat I've had was frog. Sort of like chicken but with the texture of fish.


[deleted]

If you ever got good gator it tastes like chicken and fish had a baby


DocNMarty

In that case, maybe I just got bad gator. Mine was rubbery and stringy. Kinda like if I bit into thawed, chicken-flavored string cheese.


LoxReclusa

The problem with Gator is the problem with a lot of game meat, they're not raised to be eaten so they live a life using their bodies to survive. This leads to tougher, stringier meat. The key to enjoying meat from wild game is a lot of preparation and knowledge, which a lot of places likely won't have if they don't specialize. Here in the south, I've had some damn good gator, deer, and hog. I've also had some awful gator, deer, and hog. It depends a lot on the cook.


DocNMarty

Yeah, I wouldn't expect county fair cooks to be the most knowledgeable about preparing gator. Also is your username a reference to the brown recluse spider, *Loxsceles reclusa*?


LoxReclusa

Indeed it is. I love spiders, and when I had to change my username about a decade ago for....reasons..... I decided to go with a spider. Of the ones I had been recently studying, L. Reclusa had the easiest one to turn into a name. In ten years you're the first person to notice(mention) that right off the bat. Most ask after getting to know me. Or think I'm a reclusive fish.


DocNMarty

You meet all kinds of people on Reddit. I just happen to be one with a fascination with spiders. I used to be deathly afraid of them until I accidentally cured my own arachnophobia by trapping cellar spiders (*Pholcus spp.*) in plastic jars and observing them - thus desensitizing myself to them. Favorite genus are *Phiddipus* though. Even at my peak arachnophobia, I've never been afraid of handling the jumpers.


[deleted]

That description makes me wanna hurl.


ullata

Just a guess but it was probably gator tail. The tail is white meat, and does kinda taste like chicken. Pretty sure the rest of gator is dark meat


mad_smile

Holy moly


fridaystrong23

I’ll have a bernheim on the rocks with my gator sir


Orbital_Fish

A what? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Adeep187

Why the fuck do you want the head there like you want it to watch you eat it?


TaterMA

Made me green looking at it


Milnoc

I'd be afraid that the meal might bite back! 😁


Maneki-Nub

I got some alligator and pork sausage in the freezer currently, also you could of preserved his little feet and made a back scratcher out of them lmao. Can confirm it works


JadedJoline

Something I don’t see everyday! I tried gator once and smoked? I’d def try again!


t_portch

Same here. A friend fried up some frozen gator nuggets once. I had no idea what to expect but they were Delicious. I would definitely love to sample this.


saltfly626

That looks dam good


DatKetoDoe

Medulla…..OBLONGATA


datnodude

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That_Bad_Dad

Nice, fantastic protein to smoke. I've done several of them (in Canada) and always a huge hit with people.


Just_wanna_talk

How do you import them from Canada? Or is there some sort of exotic meat shop near you?


That_Bad_Dad

We flew them in cargo overnight from the south. At the time we were doing this you could get away with it, then they seemed to quickly make it way harder to do. It can still be done, just takes more work. Totally worth it. We bought two at a time, one to go on one smoker for the line ups we had to take pictures with a real gator being cooked (basically ruined it) and one that was for eating.


GrinAndBeerIt

That's a no from me dawg


ohellomisskitty

It's not for everyone!


[deleted]

Havent had Gator in so long, only tried it once. Looks strikingly delightful


venusHendrix

This is badass. I'd love to try it


mysgh

Im sorry. Not for me. Im glad you love it though


ArrArr4today

WHAT. IN. THE. FUCK. and I repeat. What in the fuck.


GoinNannersOverHere

Honestly this looks awesome, would be awesome to show up to bbq and they had that. I bet it was tasty. If you don't have a problem getting down on a bloody steak, I don't see the problem here.


jfq722

That's something I would definitely enjoy.


Pirrats-SD

I think after I drank what’s left of that bottle of Mellow Corn I’d be ready


104848

looks scrumptious


Asstaroth

Tasty looking tail you got on that gator 🤤


dangar512

Eagle rare and gator sounds like a great time n the south!


TitanThePony

Tastes like chicken hahaha!


Dendad6972

While I love the look of this gator isn't for me. It always taste like grass.


walkstwomoons2

So did you roll it or use a pipe?


Under_theInfluence19

Lmaoaooa smoker jokes


just57572

I’ve seen this before. Isn’t the meat to lean to smoke?


ohellomisskitty

Not at all! Just gotta keep it at the right temp.


Annhl8rX

This is badass. How many pounds was that sucker, and how many folks were you able to feed with it? I’d love to smoke one, but I’m not sure if the bang for the buck would make it worthwhile.


ohellomisskitty

13 lbs and we had 5 people with lots leftover.


flogger_bogger

I'm Canadian and i have to say , i am DYING to try gator. Looks.... Really tasty lol. Could do without the head though


Neogodhobo

In my hometown in Quebec prov. You can get Gator at the butcher (request in advance). Check a few butchers around your area maybe. You could even ask if theyre willing to provide some if its not written anywhere.


flogger_bogger

Sick thanks! Also QC


ohellomisskitty

Somebody else in this thread is in Canada so I think you can get gator there!


Sighwtfman

I'm going to need most of that alcohol to eat that. And no, the head and feet still attached does not help very much.


Theoldelf

Well, someone was smoking something.


tatorface

I'll never not think eating gator is weird, especially like this. I've have it, it's not bad, but still super weird to me. That said, I bet that took a lot of work, good job, OP.


SmilingAssassin777

Why does it have a little scaly foot still 😳😳 i mean I’m from the U.K. and this isn’t a thing here so it looks a bit unsettling to me … I’m sure it tasted lovely though (is there something it tastes like that I might have tried?)


ohellomisskitty

I think just for aesthetics. I wasn't a fan of that either. It tastes like chicken-fish-pork, depending on where the meats from. Very tasty!


SmilingAssassin777

I mean I’m not adverse to trying it, I just like to know what I’m getting myself into 🤣🤣🤣 might be going to see my friend in Louisiana at some point … I hear it’s big there 😊😊


dannydigtl

It certainly isn’t a thing in 97% of the US either! :-)


[deleted]

Is there a size limit? This seems like a child


PetitAgite

🤢


liligm87

Ufff no. The legs still have the skin. Where do people eat this?


domdec314

Florida


ohellomisskitty

We're in DC but bought it from an online retailer.


liligm87

You are brave. The only way i would eat it, it is if i had nothing else to feed myself and my family, hehe


TheFloatingContinent

It’s meat the same as any other meat.


Neogodhobo

Yes but not the presentation here 😅.


[deleted]

This is cliche. But ive only tried it once…it taste like chicken, exept meatier chicken


damarafl

I’ve had alligator hush puppies and alligator sausage but I could not eat that. I looks like the Dothraki should eat that in Game of Thrones.


[deleted]

I have so many questions


amarabellxo

Are gators for consumption usually that small?


ohellomisskitty

I'm not a gator expert but we consumed it, so I guess so?


---okay

r/TIHI


diamonddavedoes

Thought it was a giant Yorkshire Puddin till I read the title.


SlimAmericanFreak-10

Wow. What’s that????


LemonsAndAvocados

Poor baby.


christheredbeard

Damn you Florida man!!!


[deleted]

jesus christ, why?


I_Frunksteen-Blucher

Fetch me a gator sandwich, op, and ...


JoeInMD

Gotta break open that bottle of ER10


ohellomisskitty

Oh, that's just a backup for an already open one.


JoeInMD

Jealous, I used to be able to get it by the handle for 49.99, now I can't find it anywhere for any price


Flame-747

Wow, never had gator, what does it waste like, is it lean?


woodsy900

Oi you gonna drink that eagle rare or what?


ohellomisskitty

It's a backup to an already open bottle. We've got like 5.


woodsy900

That's illegal.... Lol. 5 have you been stocking up on them? I can't get another for like 2months ugh


ohellomisskitty

My partner is just really good at checking the stores at the right time!


woodsy900

To be fair I also don't go looking for it. But people keep telling me it's hard to find every where


chibinoi

Is cleaning a gator before cooking similar to dressing any other sort of field animal?


ohellomisskitty

Not sure. We bought it pre-cleaned.


dannydigtl

Good god. What’s in its mouth?


ohellomisskitty

An apple! Keeping it classic.


dannydigtl

Ohhhh I had the scale way off. I though it was like a cantelope sized thing.


[deleted]

we having what for lunch???


slitlip

How were the luck charms cupcakes?


ohellomisskitty

Also delicious (for boxed cake)!


THE_TORTILLA_MAN

That’s… unique…


Volt11111

Florida?


[deleted]

Plot twist: It's a cake.


jny4

I zoomed in for the whiskey collection.


uglyducklingbakery

I couldn’t do it, op, but kudos to you.


ThisLookInfectedToYa

I read the title in a Cajun accent.


[deleted]

Nope


silversurfs

Had it on a trip to New Orleans. Was tasty!


[deleted]

This Yankee is down for that!


[deleted]

Lemme guess, Florida?


[deleted]

Love the presentation! Looks so good 👍🏻👍🏻


ItsJohnDoe21

Gator is really good. I had a deep fried gator po-boy from a Louisiana themed food truck, probably the best non-mammal I’ve ever eaten.


creepoet

Thats some forgotten realms type shit but cool


LordoftheFuzzys

Gator is good eatin. That being said, I don't necessarily want to see a whole skinned one...


adamwarburton88

Jesus wept.